Text Chapter 256 Jokes
When Zhao An woke up, he felt that someone was walking around the room, it turned out to be Zhao Qiya, or a white skirt, in the faint morning light, the white skirt was so thin that she could almost see the outline of the girl's body.
Zhao Qiya was busy, like a little ant running around, moving around in the kitchen, and Zhao An found that she seemed to be preparing breakfast...... Even if she had to get up earlier than usual, she was still preparing breakfast, and after doing this, Zhao An thought that there was probably no reason for anyone in her family not to let her live.
Regardless of the relationship between relatives, the family also needed a little nanny, and Zhao Qiya took the initiative to take on this role, which also reduced the pressure on the family's hearts a lot.
Many times receiving favors from others is a kind of pressure, and always helping others will also have a kind of pressure yourself. The feeling of taking what you need, plus some of the warmth in it, is much better.
"Woke up?" Zhao Qiya poked her head out of the kitchen and smiled slightly.
Zhao An sat up, and Zhao Qiya brought a glass of water to Zhao An, "Let's drink a glass of water in the morning." ”
Zhao An looked at the water cup, it was still honey water, Zhao Qiya was really a little expert in housework, she was very good at taking care of people, it seemed that Ye Luoluo and Li Qingge were not as good as Zhao Qiya in this regard.
Having some breakfast at random, Zhao An and Zhao Qiya set off on time, Tang Yawei drove the car to see Li Qingge, and met at the South Bus Station, Ma Shilong was very active, and actually arrived earlier than Zhao An and Zhao Qiya.
Men are often a little lazy in daily life, but when they pursue girls, especially when they don't catch up, they are extraordinarily diligent, Ma Shilong usually goes to school on time, and today is undoubtedly full of motivation, looking forward to having contact with Zhao Qiya.
"Morning......" Ma Shilong stared at Zhao Qiya and greeted him alone.
Li Qingge sneered and didn't say anything, although Zhao An is a hidden hooligan, but at least he is not a nymphomaniac, which is still much stronger than Ma Shilong.
"Early." Zhao Qiya waved her hand and smiled slightly at everyone.
"Come over here and help, load everything into the car." Tang Yawei waved her hand and opened the rear compartment of her black Audi.
Ma Shilong took the lead, Zhao An also took a big box, Li Qingge also followed without hesitation to take a bag, Zhao Qiya hesitated, but was stopped by Tang Yawei with a slight smile: "This is a boy's business...... Qingqing thinks she is a boy, you leave her alone, get in the car. That's all there is to it, it's done. ”
Zhao Qiya was embarrassed to get into the car, as a traditional girl, Zhao Qiya did not have the kind of personality to compete with boys in her heart, so she naturally accepted the general consensus in society, and when getting along with boys, boys should bear more physical work.
Zhao Qiya glanced at Li Qingge in the car, she was talking to Zhao An, her expression was very disdainful, proud and calm, but no matter how she used it, Zhao Qiya could see that Li Qingge actually liked Zhao An very much, and her posture was just to attract Zhao An's attention.
It's also an ordinary girl, no different, Zhao Qiya thought.
Ling Bai and Li Jinghua also arrived, and Tang Yawei said: "I also want to play, but it's a pity that you are just three men and three women, and I went to ruin the balance a bit." ”
"It's okay, it's not three pairs of boyfriends and girlfriends!" Ling Bai said enthusiastically that as a model, he has seen a lot of beautiful women, so he will not be hostile to other beautiful women when he is with his boyfriend like ordinary women, but has a feeling of wanting to know each other.
Tang Yawei smiled, "I'm still not a light bulb, there are at least two teenagers here who want me not to mix." ”
After speaking, Tang Yawei got into her car, waved her hand at everyone, glanced at Zhao An and Li Qingge, and drove away.
"Let's go!" Ma Shilong said to the empty passenger seat.
"Haha, this is also a matter of no way, Zhao Qiya got into the car first, I followed, Li Qingge was unwilling to sit in the passenger seat. You start your lonely journey. Zhao An couldn't help laughing, Ma Shilong teased himself like this, trying to make others feel a little sorry, this trick was useless to Li Qingge, Zhao Qiya blushed embarrassedly, but she didn't mean to change to the front row.
The car started, Ma Shilong glanced at Zhao Qiya from the rearview mirror, and found that after the comparison, the more he looked at Zhao Qiya, the more comfortable he felt, Li Qingge just didn't write the four big words "Don't approach the living" on his face, but Zhao Qiya was quiet, gentle, gentle and gentle.
Men, if you like girls, you have to have connotation, you can't just look at a face, obviously Zhao An is not as connotative as Ma Gongzi, Ma Shilong thought so.
"It's a long road, I'll sing you a song." Ma Shilong said.
Li Qingge took it and put on headphones.
"Zhao An, take care of your woman!" Ma Shilong shouted.
Li Qingge took off the headphones again and looked at Ma Shilong suspiciously, but he didn't hear clearly just now, Li Qingge put on the headphones again and closed his eyes to recuperate.
Zhao An smiled, "I'm bored, let's tell jokes." ”
"Then don't you tell her to take off her headphones?" Zhao Qiya pointed at Li Qingge.
"She doesn't like to listen to jokes, so I'll let her take off her headphones when it's her turn." Zhao An said.
Li Qingge opened his eyes, glanced out the window, and closed his eyes again.
"I'll start with a joke." Ma Shilong was very positive about this kind of thing, and immediately said: "There is a person named Zhao An, and my joke is finished." ”
What kind of joke is this? just saw Ma Shilong teasing Zhao An, but Zhao Qiya laughed "poof", feeling that when Zhao An and his friend were together, it didn't seem to make people feel terrible...... Although he didn't act very scary when he was with him, Zhao Qiya knew very well how scary Zhao An was, kicking people around like a scarecrow without mercy.
"Then I'll tell a joke about a person named Ma Shilong." Zhao An immediately retaliated against Ma Shilong, letting him know that such a joke was basically a scolding that could not take advantage of it.
Ma Shilong didn't care about this, and said to Zhao Qiya: "It's your turn, who is the joke?" ”
Zhao Qiya covered her mouth and said "ah", she didn't expect to hurt the pond fish, and her smile didn't have time to retract, so she asked her to talk about it, according to Ma Shilong and Zhao An's gameplay, should she tell a joke about who is the protagonist? Li Qingge is left, but Zhao Qiya doesn't dare, she is not too familiar, and it is not easy to tell this kind of joke, using Zhao An? Zhao Qiya didn't dare to ...... So Zhao Qiya smiled embarrassedly, shrunk in the corner with her face in her hands, and whispered: "A joke, there is a person named Ma Shilong." ”
Ma Shilong was stunned, but Zhao An laughed out loud and patted Ma Shilong on the shoulder: "Two to one, you are the joke." ”
"Looks like I still need to work hard!" Ma Shilong gritted his teeth and said painfully.
Zhao An comforted: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades need to work hard. The road ahead is long, with white bones as the road and flesh and blood as the bridge, the road can finally be paved. ”
Zhao Qiya's eyes lit up, "Zhao An, what you said makes me feel good." ”
Zhao An remembered it, a girl like Zhao Qiya is probably a little literate, she is so nonsense, but it suits her appetite, but it is useless to suit her appetite, Ma Shilong doesn't seem to be the kind she likes, right?
Ma Shilong was a little frustrated, the paragraph he confessed to Li Qingge at the beginning, he was quite proud at first, but then he thought that it was a little sensual and too fake, when would he be able to export a sentence that could deceive girls like Zhao An? He can't just write the lyrics.
It's a pity that I'm driving, otherwise I can play the guitar to Zhao Qiya...... Ma Shilong brought a guitar and sang with the guitar around the fire at night to his favorite girl, which was brought by Ma Shilong's flash of inspiration.
Zhao An and the three of them were talking lively, Li Qingge couldn't help it a little, took off the headphones, and said, "You guys got up early in the morning, and you were in good spirits!" ”
"You don't seem to be in bad spirits." Zhao An said with a smile, "Come, don't be reserved, let's talk together." ”
Li Qingge gave him a blank look, reserved means contrived, isn't this openly saying that she is deliberately unsociable? But if you change your attitude as soon as you hear him say this, wouldn't that be even more proof that he is right? Li Qingge was unwilling, snorted, and put on the headphones again.