Chapter 178: Don't Die

When he woke up the next day, Zhang Cheng left his summer suits such as shorts, vests, straw hats, and slippers on the coat rack - as for the two foreign girls in the evening, they had already left a little earlier with a roll of dollars each.

Zhang Cheng changed into a azure gossip pattern Taijitu robe, and wore cloth shoes with thousand-layer soles on his feet. The hair was too short, so I had to bring a blue square scarf hat. On the back obliquely carries a huge golden gourd one meter long, and the surface of the gourd is depicted with various complex and esoteric red patterns.

The smaller one of the gourds had a round belly that was two times larger than a human head, and the larger one was the size of two heads. But what is bigger is the space inside the gourd, this gourd is a space magic weapon refined by Zhang Cheng a few days ago, which is about the same as Zhang Cheng's Qiankun bag, and it is the size of a room.

When he came over yesterday, Zhang Cheng saw that most of the people here were still dressed in Taoist robes or Hanfu, so he took this out. Zhang Cheng's Taoist robe has been slightly changed, and the clothes of the ancients are really used as sleeves for Qiankun bags - take what you want from inside.

As for the question of whether it is hot to wear in summer, Zhang Cheng can only say that it is still very cool to not wear underwear in summer - in fact, it is more that cultivators do not invade cold and heat, this temperature is nothing, and there are more deliberately revealed ingredients here.

When I went out to the pavilion, there were more than 20 people of all kinds gathered here for boxing, sword practice, and talking. Seeing that there were still a few places on the stone table and stone bench in the middle, Zhang Cheng also went up to occupy a seat, and took out a basin of ice, a bottle of red wine, and a goblet from the gourd in the eyes of no one else, and poured a glass of red wine and tasted it there slowly--I always have to advertise for myself.

A few people here are listening to a middle-aged man tell a story. Zhang Cheng almost sprayed him with red wine after listening to the content, only to hear the middle-aged man say: "After the Eighteen-Nation Alliance was defeated for a while, it set up a large camp in Qingjiangchuan, and after the volunteers arrived at Qingjiangchuan, Peng Shuai wore a purple and gold crown, wore a bright silver armor and a hero's scarf on his shoulders, stepped on Hot Wheels, and two gold-plated box cannons in his palm came to the front of the two armies to call for battle.

The commanders of the Eighteen-Nation Alliance were eating and drinking in the big tent, how did they know that the volunteers would catch up so quickly, and everyone had not eased up yet, and at the moment they looked at each other, Syngman Rhee asked as a landlord: Who can fight?

Or the American commander MacArthur said: I have General Walker under my account. Can be a pioneer. Syngman Rhee: Then ask General Walker to fight.

A cannon rang out in front of the two armies. With Hot Wheels on his feet and submachine gun in his hand, Walker walked from the coalition camp to the front of the two armies. That Peng Shuai shouted: Come and get your name together, and a certain family will not kill the nameless ghost under the gun.

Walker shouted: "A certain family is the United Nations Army Lieutenant General Texas Tiger Head Walker is also.

The voice did not fall. The two men opened fire. Or that Peng Shuai's marksmanship is higher. First shot Walker in the thigh. After being shot, Walker yelled and threw away the submachine gun and dropped the Hot Wheels, bleeding profusely from his leg. Major General Mua, who was watching the enemy for Walker in front of the Eighteen-Nation Alliance, rushed to save people, but was shot dead by Peng Shuai. Peng Shuai saw that no one came to save him, and with a backhand shot, he killed Walker, who fell to the ground and was injured.

While the coalition army was eating and drinking in the tent, a herald came to report that General Walker and General Mua had killed the commander of the Volunteer Army. MacArthur sat down on the ground with an 'ah' sound, and then looked at the commanders in the tent, all of whom were as pale as dirt, and their legs as if they were sifting chaff. Syngman Rhee shouted: Withdraw the troops, withdraw the troops......

The volunteers took advantage of the situation to cover up and kill, and won countless ......"

Well, modern warfare is still the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

Zhang Cheng listened and complained in his heart: Did I miss the big elm cave MacArthur Wen wine and beheaded the prince......

Anyway, should you be complaining about this?

After saying a while, the middle-aged man began to drink tea and rest, and two of them left to listen to the book, and another new one came. Zhang Cheng looked around and found that this cultivator was no longer all black-haired and black-eyed, and there were obviously a few Chinese-American mixed-race people inside and outside the pavilion - but this one was often dressed more formally.

After sitting in the gazebo for a while, the play meat came again. In the gazebo came an old American man, who had half of his hair gray, and came here to learn his art.

The old American man asked the man in the robe one by one to apprentice, but all he got was shaking his head and NO. Zhang Cheng was also puzzled and couldn't help but say, "Why did everyone from the Jinshan faction come in." ”

Someone next to him replied: "An invitation can enter three people, and eighty percent of them are selling positions." ”

After asking around outside, the old man entered the pavilion, first found a middle-aged man with a fairy wind and said, "Can you teach me spells and be my master?" I have money, and I can give you a lot of money. ”

Before answering, the middle-aged Taoist asked, "Let me ask you first, why do you want to learn spells?" ”

The old American man said: "I have money, I have a lot of money." Steve Jobs also had a lot of money, more money than me, but he died. Because pancreatic cancer died, I also had pancreatic cancer, and the doctor said that my chances of surviving past five years were less than one percent. ”

Hearing this, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but complain: "Kidney-taking madman Jobs! ”

The person next to him who just answered Zhang Cheng's words also said: "Well, he took the waists of so many people and deserved to live less than sixty!" ”

I heard this rich old man in the United States say, "I'm afraid, I'm afraid that one day I'll die." Half of my money will be taken by the tax office and the other half will be spent by my few loser children. When I was learning Chinese, I heard that Chinese Taoists would make people live longer, please teach me and I can pay for it. Pays you a lot of money. ”

After listening to this, the middle-aged man shook his head and said to the rich old man in the United States: "Your state of mind is suitable for cultivating the way of money, but I can't do this way of money, so my Taoist technique can't be passed on to you, and it's useless for you to listen to it." Birth, old age, sickness and death, human ethics are common. Even those of us who cultivate the Tao will not be able to escape this hurdle in a hundred years. ”

Zhang Chengxin said: Nonsense, after a hundred years, Lao Tzu still has to live well.

The rich old man in the United States was rejected again, a little discouraged, even if it is modern science, there is nothing to be done in the face of many cancers, before coming here, the old man has already pressed the treasure on the glimmer of life in this mysterious Chinese Taoism, but the answer is NO.

Seeing that the old man in the United States was leaving, Zhang Cheng hurriedly stopped: "Come on, come on, sit down." ”

The old man in the United States sat down in a daze under Zhang Cheng's greeting, and he didn't know why, what the master couldn't do, what could a young disciple do, it seemed that the master didn't agree to teach the magic, and the disciple taught it in China is called deceiving the teacher and destroying the Tao or deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestor or something......

Zhang Cheng has not changed his hand-in-cheek problem in his two lives, and when he encounters a patient, he wants to prescribe a prescription or something, and this instinct has been drawn into the soul - but the people around him can't even find a headache and brain fever.

Zhang Cheng pulled the old man from the United States to sit down, and the old man just wanted to speak, but Zhang Cheng stretched out his hand to stop: "Don't speak." Then he took the old man and put one hand on the stone table and began to call the pulse.

After a few minutes of the left-hand pulse, Zhang Cheng felt bitter in his heart and changed the old man's right-hand pulse. During Zhang Cheng's pulse, he found that a small half of the old man's internal organs were broken, and the rest was not much better. Not to mention five years, it's hard to say whether you can survive for two years. It is said that medicine does not kill diseases, and there is a fate to cure diseases, and this old man can be regarded as fate to meet himself after he is sick, but well, this disease is really a terminal disease.

In the vein, Zhang Cheng has found that the effect of traditional medicine on this old man is already limited. That's just a non-traditional way.

Zhang Cheng still kept the pulse state with one hand, and with the other hand, he got a glass of red wine and said to the old man, "Drink it." ”

The old man waved his hand again and again and said, "No, no, no, the doctor said that I can't smoke or drink anymore." Unless I want to see God sooner. ”

Zhang Cheng thought about it for a while and gave him the medicine primer and medicine in place at one time, slapped the bottom of the gourd behind him with his backhand, and spit out a golden pill as soon as the gourd mouth opened, Zhang Cheng took the pill and threw it into the wine glass, and the pill melted into the wine in an instant.

Zhang Cheng said to the old American man: "I can't pass on your spell, although the golden pill that was turned into the wine just now can't cure your disease, but after taking this medicine, your body will not go downhill in three years - according to the Chinese saying, it is to hang your life." To tell you the truth, you can take this pill three times, plus your own lifespan, I think it will be no problem to prolong your life for another ten years. I'm putting the road in front of you now, and it's your business to drink or not. ”

The old American man, who was waving a check and wanted to learn the magic of immortality, looked at the red wine in the wine glass, struggled repeatedly in his heart, and finally picked up the wine glass with a little trembling and asked, "How much is this glass of wine?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "I don't need money, I treat you purely out of personal hobby." When I'm happy, I don't take a penny, but when I'm unhappy, I don't bother to take your gold and silver in front of me. ”

Anyway, it's free, a glass of red wine shouldn't be a thing, two months ago I could drink half a bottle of brandy, so comforting himself, the old man in the United States raised his head and drank the glass of red wine.

Seeing that the old man had drunk, Zhang Cheng hurriedly asked, "How is it?" What do you think? ”

The old man put down his glass, organized his words, and said: "It's like walking in a desert with little water and being thirsty for several days, and then suddenly drinking such a glass of ice water, and the whole body is refreshed." ”

Zhang Cheng asked: "People often say that if you don't die, you won't die, but Jobs picked too many kidneys and was punished by God." I would like to ask what kind of business do you have? ”

Old man in the United States: "I am mainly an investment banker, a large company, etc., and I am not involved in the day-to-day operation, and occasionally I go to a board meeting. Well, I think about it, the companies with the most shares should be DuPont and Monsanto. ”

The people in the gazebo who knew what these two companies did nodded secretly: the saying that if you don't die, you won't die is really right - DuPont's explosives and Monsanto's Agent Orange are very famous.

Hearing this, Zhang Cheng didn't say anything, this road was chosen by himself, and now this old man has embarked on the road of no return, even if he is persuaded to throw away the stocks, can his body still turn around. It is a blessing in misfortune to be able to meet yourself and live a few years longer than the doctor said. (To be continued......)