Chapter Forty-Six: One Dragon and Two Phoenixes [Seeking to Collect Red Tickets]
"That scientist's surname is Wang, and his name is stupid!" Wang Du has a habit of making up a scientist when he can't convince others, and this time, he succeeded again, Lu Jiao's expression was obviously bluffed by him.
“……”
"Hahaha......" Looking at Lu Jiao's petrified expression, Wang leaned back with a stupid smile.
"Foot-picking man."
Lu Jiao was so angry that she threw a pillow at Wang Stupid.
"Thank you."
Wang Fool took the pillow, pillowed it under his head, turned over and fell asleep, and immediately, there was a slight snoring sound.
"I fell asleep so quickly, and I didn't have any gentlemanly demeanor."
Lu Jiao really wanted to find a glass of water to splash on Wang Fool's head, think about the consequences, or give up, with Wang Fool's personality, it is likely that she will take the opportunity to insult her again, it is better not to provoke.
Looking at the sleeping Wang Stupid, Lu Jiao was in a daze.
This guy is brazen, cowardly, and when he encounters a strong opponent, he will not hesitate to kneel down and beg for mercy, but at a critical juncture, he often stands up like a real man, he can pour wine to lure her to bed, and he will move his hands and feet regardless of the occasion, but he can do not deceive the dark room, lonely men and widows, and can also be safe.
Actually, this man is not so annoying......
……
This night, I slept until three o'clock in the morning, and when Wang Stupid woke up, he immediately hurriedly got dressed, looking anxious.
"What are you doing?" Lu Jiao was woken up by Wang Stupid, and looked at the anxious Wang Stupid with sleepy eyes.
"Today is the National Day, and I want to go to Mount Tai." Wang Stupid rushed to the bathroom, spit out a few mouthfuls of water, and rushed to the door like a raging wind.
"Hey, wait, I'll go with you." Lu Jiao hurriedly turned over and sat up. In Lu Jiao's subconscious, it was safe to follow Wang Fool's side.
"Ah...... Why are you going? ”
"I'm alone here." Lu Jiao glanced at the place where the two corpses had melted, and her eyes showed a look of horror.
"Why don't you go home on vacation?"
"My family is abroad."
"This ...... This...... It's a little inconvenient......" Wang said stupidly.
"What's inconvenient?" Lu Jiao asked.
"I only have enough money for my own journey." Wang Stupid's old face turned red and he hesitated.
“…… I have money. ”
Lu Jiao resisted the urge to laugh and held back for a long time before she said a word.
"However, I am not in the habit of spending women's money." Wang Fool shook his head and frowned.
"......" Lu Jiao was speechless.
"Actually...... In fact, I have my own money, you go with me, and spend your own money. In this way, you are afraid to stay in this house alone, even if you ask me to be a security guard to accompany you on your trip, the expenses of this journey are all yours. Wang Stupid did not refuse to have a beautiful woman by his side, not to mention a beautiful woman who had a one-night stand.
"You...... Like a man, okay? ”
"Wallets don't allow it!" Wang Stupid touched his trouser pocket, looking frustrated. In the past, when Wang Foolshan was exhausted, he could still find Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing, but now, he can only rely on himself. During this time, the pitiful salary of being a security guard has long been paid in advance from the finances.
Wang Du looks at money very lightly, he uses more money and less money, and he will never use women's money, but for the money between brothers, he uses it with confidence and peace of mind. Of course, if his brother is in trouble, he will also go all out, Shi Xiaobao is often so poor that he can't open the pot because of the restrictions he has set, usually, Wang Stupid puts half of the money on his body, and when Wang Stupid has no money, Shi Xiaobao also divides all the banknotes on his body into two parts.
Wen Jing also often subsidizes Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao, but in Wang Fool's memory, Wen Jing has never been short of money, so Wen Jing naturally will not have the opportunity to let Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao sponsor.
When Wen Jing left, her identity as a local tyrant was exposed, and Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao understood why Wen Jing was not short of money to spend.
In the early days of Wen Jing's departure, Wang Fool and Shi Xiaobao often regretted not asking Wen Jing for money to spend, but unfortunately, the opportunity must not be missed, and if they want to have another opportunity to spend Wen Jing's money, they don't know what year and month it is.
Thinking of Wen Jing and Shi Xiaobao leaving suddenly, leaving him alone, Wang Stupid's face showed a trace of loneliness.
Is Wen Jing okay?
What kind of responsibilities and obligations does he have to bear when he returns home?
Is Shi Xiaobao good?
Did he get the round?
These days, Wang Du has called Wen Jing and Shi Xiaobao more than once, but Wen Jing's phone shows that the number is empty, and Shi Xiaobao's is down. Wang Fool didn't think that their phone would be empty, and it was probably set.
"What do you want?" After finishing up, Lu Jiao came out with a huge backpack on her back.
"Ah...... Not...... Didn't think about anything. You ready? ”
"Well, it's ready."
"Let's go, I'm going to the dorm to get some clothes."
"Hmm."
After the two closed the doors and windows, they went straight to Wang Du's dormitory.
"Wang Stupid, why didn't you call the police at that time?" Lu Jiao quickened her pace and caught up with Wang Du, who was walking like a fly. In Lu Jiao's heart, she has always had this question.
"I'm afraid that they will jump off the wall in a hurry."
"Oh...... You...... Aren't you afraid? Lu Jiao's heart was inexplicably moved.
"I'm afraid."
"Then why are you risking your life to save me."
"Because I slept with you...... Ah...... Auntie, is it okay for a gentleman to talk and not use his hands? ”
"To say or not to say?"
"I said, I said...... I see that you are very righteous, and you are willing to sacrifice yourself for Xu Xin, according to what the book says...... This...... What kind of woman is this......"
"Strange woman?"
"Yes, yes, it's a strange woman, this kind of strange woman is in trouble, and if it's a man, you have to help!"
"That's pretty much it." Lu Jiao was very satisfied with this answer.
chatting all the way, and soon arrived at Wang Stupid's dormitory, the dormitory was quiet, opened the door and entered the room, the two were dumbfounded, and Su Xue was asleep on Wang Stupid's bed.
Su Xue didn't take off her clothes, lay on the bed, and slept soundly.
"Shhhh
Wang Du hurriedly made a silent motion, and then tiptoed around the room to clean up and salute.
The salute that Wang Stupid needed was very simple, three times five divided by two, and it was quickly cleaned up, but what made Wang Stupid depressed was that the delicate little dagger was pressed under Su Xue's pillow.
What to do?
Wang Du hesitated again and again, but decided to give up, after all, it didn't matter if there was a dagger or not, in case he woke up Su Xue, it would be a big trouble.
After deciding, Wang stupid tiptoed out again.
"Wang stupid."
Just when Wang Stupid and Lu Jiao were about to close the door, Su Xue suddenly woke up, and after shouting, she looked at Wang Stupid quietly.
"Ah...... Ahem...... You wake up. ”
"I've been waiting for you all night." Su Xue glanced at Lu Jiao, her brows furrowed slightly.
“…… Oh. ”
"I learned to dance, do you want to see it?" Su Xue made a sultry move, but it was a little stiff.
"Ah...... Don't look at it, don't look at it. ”
"You're traveling?" Su Xue glanced at the plastic bag in Wang Du's hand and Lu Jiao's backpack and asked.
"Yes...... Yes. Wang Du could only admit it.
"Where to go?"
"Tarzan."
"I'll go with you." Su Xue got out of bed and stood up.
"This ...... No...... It's okay, you go to the dormitory to pick up your luggage, and we will wait for you at the school gate. Wang Du thought to himself that even if he rejected Su Xue, Su Xue would always follow behind his ass, so he simply agreed happily and ran away when she took her luggage.
"No, I've got my wallet with me, I'll buy a new one on the way."
“……”
Wang Du didn't expect that his plan had not yet been carried out, and he was crushed by Su Xue, and he was stunned.
"Let's go."
Su Xue seemed to be afraid that Wang Du would leave secretly, so she took out a pack of wet wipes from her bag and walked outside while wiping it.
"Let's go......"
Wang Stupid glanced at Lu Jiao, who was dissatisfied, and smiled bitterly.
The three of them took a taxi and headed straight for the train station.
When the three arrived at the train station and got off the taxi, they were dumbfounded.
At this time, the railway station was already crowded.
"I only booked one train ticket." Wang Stupid said with a sad face.
"Why don't you drive my car?" Su Xue Road.
"Do you have a car?" Wang Fool's eyes lit up, if Su Xue had a car, it would be really a big profit, there was no need to squeeze all the way, and he could save the ticket money.
"Hmm."
"Okay, great, you guys wait here for me." Wang Fool put down what he was holding and rushed into the crowd with a gust of wind.
"Hey ......"
Lu Jiao's mouth opened, and Wang Du had already gotten into the crowd and disappeared.
"Will he abandon us again like he did last time?" Su Xue frowned.
"No, it won't." Lu Jiao glanced at the plastic bag that Wang Du had placed on the ground.
"You know him well?" Su Xue asked lightly.
"If he wants to leave, he will definitely be reluctant to give up these clothes."
"For these clothes......"
Su Xue glanced at the inferior pants and T-shirts in the plastic bag, shook her head, and sighed, she never thought that Wang Jie, who could make the world stock market fluctuate with one sentence, would be so depressed that his son would be so impermanent!
Really!
Half an hour later, the sweaty Wang Fool squeezed out of the crowd, as if he had fought among thousands of troops.
"Why did you go?" Lu Jiao asked.
"I sold the train ticket and made fifty dollars!" Wang Fool raised a stack of banknotes in his hand with a smug expression.
“……”
Lu Jiao and Su Xue couldn't help but glance at each other, both with speechless expressions.
"Hey, don't look at me like that, stupid brother, I dropped out of school at the age of twelve, wandered the streets and alleys all day long, tasted the warmth and coldness of the world, unlike you, born with a golden key, I don't know the suffering of the world, and I pretend to be high-minded...... Grandma, I want to beat you two up. Wang Stupid was despised by the two of them, and scolded loudly.
"It's not our fault." Lu Jiao was stunned by Wang Stupid's scolding and argued.
"It's not your fault, but, please put away your lofty eyes, who the wants to squeeze a train here if you have money!" Wang Fool pointed to the crowds of people at the train station.
"I'm sorry......" Lu Jiao felt that Wang Du seemed to be really angry.
"And you! Don't look like you don't eat the fireworks in the world all day long, you give Lao Tzu two days without eating to try, to ensure that you are hungry like a dog, and pounce on the food when you see it. Wang was so stupid that he was unforgiving, scolding vigorously, foaming at the mouth, and his fingers were about to poke Su Xue's nose.