Chapter 540, Fighting Cattle Across the Mountain!

Fang Yan didn't reach out to pick up the paper handed over by the martial idiot, and said, "I said, I don't compare." I don't want to fight you, and I can't beat you - how can you do that? I am not related to you, why do you force others? Did you know that you're annoying to do this? ”

The martial idiot grinned, the smile was not warm and unsightly, his eyes could no longer be found, and he said proudly: "I don't care if others like or hate it, those have nothing to do with me, I just want others to fight with me - I value you, you have to fight with me." ”

"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. I'm too busy to go to Yijian Peak—" Fang Yan said resolutely, not wanting to give him the slightest hope. "It's working hours, so I won't chat with you."

After Fang Yan finished speaking, he turned around and left.

"Fang Yan—" Hou Zhendong shouted behind him.

Fang Yan turned to look at Hou Zhendong and said, "Senior martial idiot, is there anything else?" ”

"I saw you playing Tai Chi just now, although it was unintentional, but it can be regarded as a peek into the reality in advance." Wu Idiot grinned. "In this way, the Yijian Peak competition in three days will be very unfair to you-boy, look at it."

Wu Idiot Hou vibrated his eyes slightly, raised his right foot and stomped it down.

Syllable!

A muffled sound came.

The earth does not give birth to thunder, the Suzaku River does not make waves, and there is not even any dust under his feet.

The flowers are still flowers, the trees are still trees, the grass is still swaying, and the green leaves are still drifting in the wind.

It's like nothing has happened, and there is no vision of the world changing color when the peerless master in the comic works makes a big move.

However, Fang Yan knew that things would definitely not be so simple.

The martial idiot deliberately called him to stop and let him watch carefully, if it was just to see him stomp his feet - I'm afraid he would not be a martial idiot but an idiot.

Wu Idiot just watched Fang Yan play Tai Chi, if he wants to show his 'fairness', he must come up with some real skills to show his strength.

Sure enough, Fang Yan's guess was correct.

Sou!

On the top of a big tree next to Fang Yan, a leaf fell down in a swaying manner.

Fang Yan stretched out his palm and let the leaf fall on his palm.

The leaves that had just returned to green turned yellow and broken after falling on Fang Yan's palm.

As the leaves turned from green to yellow, the thick and tall branches of the tree also changed.

First, the leaves fell off frantically, as if they were swept by the wind.

Then the branches that had looked hard and sturdy also fell, as if an invisible axe had cut them down quickly. Branches of various sizes fell to the ground, making a thunderclap crackling.

Immediately afterwards, the main trunk of the big tree began to turn from green to yellow, and when the vitality was gone, the trunk burst open, and collapsed to the ground with a 'bang', becoming a pile of waste wood.

This scene is too fresh and too mysterious.

Fang Yan watched the first leaves fall, watched the branches break, and watched the big trees collapse - it was like watching a gorgeous magic show, a wonderful magic trick.

"Fight cattle across the mountains." Fang Yan muttered.

When we read martial arts novels, we often see the move of 'fighting cattle across the mountain'. Because there is a word 'cow' in the name of the move, many people mistakenly think that the power of this move is commonplace.

If it is a name like Jiuyang Divine Skill and Qiankun Great Shift, you will know at a glance that it is the top kung fu in the world. Shouldn't fighting cattle across the mountain be the crop tricks that the king and the fifth king of the next village can use?

People can't look good, and the same is true of kung fu. Literally, being able to kill a cow across a mountain is a miracle, isn't it?

If you can borrow things to transmit power or borrow things to transmit qi, it is like a generation of medical king Qin Luo can use a silver needle to cast the unpredictable "Taiyi Divine Needle" - it is also an entry-level version of 'fighting cattle across the mountains'.

To be able to be like a martial idiot, just by stomping his feet, he can cut off the vitality of a big tree two meters away, this kind of 'fighting cattle across the mountain' is no longer the kind of fighting cattle across the mountains as the outside world says, but their countless upgraded versions.

If the target of his force just now was Fang Yan, what kind of evil consequences would it have?

A true master should have the ability to turn decay into magic, falling leaves into swords, flying flowers hurt people, and ordinary moves can also exert unusual power.

Wu idiot belongs to this kind of person, which is why he is respected as the 'Seven Idiots of China'.

Fight cattle across the mountains!

Rotten wood in spring!

The sea is boundless, and the road to seek is strong and far!

When Fang Yan woke up from his contemplation, the martial idiot Hou Zhendong in front of him had disappeared.

On top of another big tree, there was a war letter written by the martial idiot to Fang Yan.

Fang Yan walked over and took off the battle book, and the calligraphy on it was ugly: Wenjun is a young man, a martial artist, and he is looking forward to fighting with him. I will accompany you when you eat, and I will guard you when you sleep. I will follow you when you work, and I will send you when you go home - three days later, the top of Yijian Peak is waiting for you. Well-known does not have.

Fang Yan was dumbfounded, what kind of bullshit war book is this? It's clearly a faceless threat letter, okay?

What does it mean that you eat, I sleep with you, I guard your work, I follow you home, I send you away, don't you just want to tell Fang Yan, if you don't compete with me, I will be like a fart around you, so that you can't do anything, and you can't say anything--Fang Yan really felt a headache.

If there is a number one person like Wu Idiot who follows him all day long, it is indeed a troublesome matter. You can't drive away, scold or run away, and beat him is exactly what he wants-how big a red envelope did the Huaxia Seven Idiots selection team accept from him? Why is this rogue scoundrel exalted to such a high position?

Fang Yan rolled the battle book in his hand into a ball, and then with a flick of his fingers, he flew into the water of the Vermilion Bird River.

The paper is soaked by the river and then slowly spreads out and sinks to the bottom of the river.

"No fighting." Fang Yan made up his mind in his heart.

When Fang Yan crossed the Vermilion Bird Bridge and was about to return to the security office, he saw two groups of students facing each other in the woods by the Vermilion Bird River.

Students are young and vigorous, and quarrels and fights are common. But because of the strict school rules, most students settle those small conflicts between private individuals outside the school.

Therefore, 'don't leave after school' or 'see you in the school grove' has become a frequent threat on the lips of students.

It's really rare for two groups of people to collide on campus like today, especially after Zhong Deyi became the principal of the school.

There were only two students on one side and five or six students on the other.

Obviously, it was the side with more people who surrounded the side with fewer people.

'Blocking people', this is also something that students often do.

A tall boy stood at the front of the team, staring at the bespectacled boy in front of him with a vicious look, and said, "Li Xiaochao, I warn you, don't fight Wang Yan's idea again, she is the woman I like—"

Mature men intelligently refer to the women they like as 'girls', and only those children who have not yet grown up call their boyfriends and girlfriends 'my man' and 'my woman' in an old-fashioned manner.

"She's my girlfriend." Li Xiaochao retorted. Although he knew that the other party was outnumbered, and his only teammate was still trembling and hiding behind him, the face and dignity of the young man made him unwilling to back down.

"You said it's your girlfriend and you're your girlfriend?" The tall boy said very dissatisfiedly: "I also said that she is my wife, is it that other men can't chase her?" ”

"She was supposed to be my girlfriend." Li Xiaochao's eyes were red, but his voice was still firm.

"She's not your girlfriend, she's just walking with you temporarily." The tall boy said forcefully. "That's what I came to you today to talk about. Li Xiaochao, you take the initiative to break up with Wang Yanti. ”

"Why?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? I didn't just say that because I like her-" The tall boy was visibly impatient. "Is there something wrong with your head? I've made it so clear, why are I still asking endlessly? ”

"Impossible." Li Xiaochao said stubbornly. "Wang Yan likes me, and I like Wang Yan - I won't break up with her."

"Li Xiaochao, it's boring for you to say that." The tall boy said. "Everyone, classmates, don't force me to do something to you-"

"If you dare to hit me, I'll sue the teacher—"

"If you dare to sue the teacher, I will see you hit you once-"

"If you dare to hit me once, I'll sue the teacher, and the school will expel you-"

"Cut, you opened the school when you said you were expelled? Li Xiaochao, you know, I also have a lot of friends outside the school, if they do it, the school can't find out that I found someone to beat you, right? Do you think what you say will be believed? ”

"Liu Yong, you're bullying—"

"I'm just bullying you, what's wrong?"

“――”

No one can guarantee what an idiot you said when you were young, and how childish you did—

Fang Yan shook his head, walked out of the woods, and said to the two groups of students, "You all come with me to the security office. ”

Liu Yong didn't expect that there were other people in the woods, so he looked at Fang Yan and said, "Who are you?" ”

"I'm Fang Yan, a security guard from the security department." Fang Yan said with a smile. "Let's go, let's go to the security department and solve your emotional entanglements together-"

Liu Yong hadn't seen Fang Yan, so he asked his companions in a low voice, and said, "Have you seen him?" ”

"I've seen him check in front of the school." A little fat boy whispered.

Liu Yong believed it at this time, looked at Fang Yan with a smile, and said, "We're just kidding, so we don't have to go to the security office, right?" By the way, we still have lessons, goodbye-"

After speaking, Liu Yong turned around and wanted to run away.

Fang Yan grabbed Liu Yong's neck and said, "I think you lack a love consultant, and I happen to be better at this-"