Chapter 9: Brother Weed
There is no time for practice. In the blink of an eye, two weeks have passed.
It was another early morning, and Sui Ge appeared on the balcony on time, ready to continue stealing the condensed vitality of this dog's tail grass.
Although this bit of vitality is not much, Sui Ge has clearly felt that his physical state is gradually improving these days, his brain is clear and bright, his energy is much stronger than before. However, there is still a long time before the realm of quenching the body with copper skin and iron bones and lifting thousands of catties.
After all, the condensed vitality of a dog's tail grass is really pitiful.
But of course, the beauty of Shennong's fairy grass recipe does not stop there, Sui Ge is just waiting for the opportunity, waiting for the grass seeds of this wild grass to mature, and at that time, his quenching technique will be completed.
As soon as he finished absorbing a breath of vitality, Sui Ge suddenly frowned: a feeling of being watched welled up in his heart.
This feeling of being watched is not the first time.
Sui Ge looked at the dormitory building opposite, only to see several people hurriedly collecting their cameras and binoculars.
"Boring!"
Sui Ge scolded in a low voice, he knew what these people were doing.
It all started 10 days ago. On that day, a popular post appeared on the campus forum of the University of Tokyo, with the name "Mysterious Weed Brother Appeared on the Crazy Campus and Won the No. 1 Crazy Crown of the Year at the University of Tokyo". In the post, it is said that there is a freshman majoring in grass science, because the major is not good, the psychological pressure is high, and he has gone insane just over a month after the start of school, and has become the first student to go crazy at the University of Tokyo this year, he raised a dog tail grass on the balcony of the dormitory, and he takes care of it every day, considerate, and takes care of this wild grass at least 20 times a day on average, and sometimes he does not hesitate to skip school in order to take care of this dog tail grass! What's even more terrifying is that he squats on the balcony every morning before dawn, supposedly so that the dog's tail grass can absorb the first rays of morning light......
In the post, there are also several photos of Brother Weeds taking care of the dog's tail grass. And the photo was taken very clearly, depicting Brother Weed's "tender like water" and "caring" expression.
As soon as this post came out, it immediately became a "god post". There were more than 100,000 clicks on the same day, and there were thousands of top posts, and they increased every day, and almost caused the campus network server to crash. Brother Weeds, he really became famous.
In the top post, some "insiders" have appeared to say. Some people say that the water that Brother Wild Grass watered the dog's tail is the spring water on Qixia Mountain, and the water watered every day is the "fresh spring water" taken on the same day, and it does not change from wind and rain. And attached is a no-makeup photo of Brother Weeds taking spring water.
Another person said that he saw Brother Weed wiping the dust on the leaves of the dog's tail grass with wet wipes every day, and his hand was extremely "gentle", as if he was stroking his girlfriend.
What's more, he said that he saw Brother Weeds go outside the school to collect farm manure. And made a note on farmhouse fertilizer: feces and urine.
Of course, there are also people who admire and love Brother Weed. A female netizen named "Red Big Wolf" replied that a man like Brother Weeds is a really good man, and it must be a very happy thing to be able to maintain a weed so carefully and thoughtfully and be his girlfriend, and she fantasizes about becoming the weed in Brother Weed's pot. Moreover, this netizen also adapted a song "Marry Brother Weed" dedicated to Brother Weed.
In short, there are different opinions.
Obviously, this "weed brother" is Sui Ge's classmate. Moreover, he also saw the so-called "god sticker".
At first, Sui Ge was indeed a little annoyed, but soon the clouds were light. Because Sui Ge felt that he was also a cultivator anyway, and his consciousness was high, so he didn't have to worry about ordinary people, and he wasted time in boring arguments. And, since this matter has been known to many people, it is useless to hide it.
In addition, because of this incident, Zhou Chuyi, the counselor of grass science, found Sui Ge, saying that he wanted to find time to "talk to Sui Ge" and counsel him psychologically, but Sui Ge sternly refused.
As for those who steal. Filming and voyeurism, Sui Ge is no longer rejected, and even sometimes in order to facilitate these people's shooting, Sui Ge deliberately wears only a pair of boxer briefs, by the way, to show off his proud sturdy and wild figure.
"Just give me free dating information." Sui Ge always thought so.
Estimate those who steal. After the photographer had already taken the photo, Sui Ge returned to the dormitory, turned on the computer, and went on the campus network.
Clicking on the god sticker, sure enough, the photo of him on the balcony just now has appeared on the Internet, which shows how fast these people move, when Sui Ge is very dissatisfied, those people actually hit many, many mosaics on his boxers.
However, to Sui Ge's small surprise, there was another post last night, called "A wise man who is misunderstood by mediocrity - Brother Weed!" ”。 Unexpectedly, there were still people who were upset with themselves, and driven by curiosity, Sui Ge clicked into this post.
The post was written by a netizen named "Little Demon", and the post read:
"Some people say that Brother Weed is a madman and a psychopath, and I think these people are just grandstanding mediocrities. Unconvinced, philistines may wish to take a closer look at the first photos. This dog's tail grass raised by the wild grass brother has long and narrow leaves, slightly light red, slender and erect stems, and takes root outside the knots, and its species should be golden dogtail grass, scientific name: Setariaglauca(Linn.) Beauv. This dog's tail grass should bloom in the summer, but when the weed brother started to plant it, it did not bloom, which indicates that the weed germinated and took root late, which is an acquired malnutrition. In fact, you can see this from the first pictures. If we look at the photos a week later, this dog-tailed grass, with its verdant leaves, thick stalks, and gratifying growth, has completely shed its initial malnutrition characteristics. What's even more amazing is that in just one week, this dog tail grass has grown at least thirty centimeters tall, and it is currently estimated that this dog tail grass should be at least seventy or eighty centimeters tall. Such a height is far beyond the ordinary golden sagebrush, and even comparable to the large sagebrush (S. faberiiHerrm.). This alone is enough to prove that Brother Weeds is outstanding, at least to prove that his ability to raise grass is superhuman. If there are mediocre people who are not convinced, although you can try it for yourself. See if your dog tail grass can achieve this growth rate and health.
In addition, looking at the growth of this dog's tail grass, it will bloom soon, and I look forward to and believe that this wild grass will definitely bloom the most beautiful dog's tail grass flowers. Come on, Brother Weed! ”
Touched, Sui Ge didn't expect that there would be someone who "supported" himself so much. Looking at the comments below this post, it is mixed, because the word "mediocrity" in the little barbarian demon article is really quite a declaration of war.
In the reply, someone frankly admitted his vulgarity, and pointed out that the post of the little demon is quite technical. While others believe that the little demon is deliberately showing off his skills and is suspected of hype. Some people even believe that the little barbarian may be the vest of Brother Weed.
Someone else joked: "Everyone knows that there is a word called dog's tail mink, does the 'little demon' think that this dog's tail grass can grow a mink tail?" ”
But Sui Ge knew that the "little demon" was definitely not for hype, and the things she said in the post were definitely not just cobbled together from encyclopedias. Because, just a few minutes ago, Sui Ge saw that this dog's tail grass had begun to protrude a green fluffy spikelet from the tip of the stalk, and it would bloom in a few days.
It's just that Sui Ge doesn't know what kind of flowers this dog's tail grass will bloom from this dog's tail grass that has absorbed the aura of heaven and earth and fused his own essence and blood.
Thinking of this, Sui Ge had some vague expectations in his heart.
Then, Sui Ge turned off the computer, twisted a small porcelain bottle out of the bedroom, and headed towards Qixia Mountain, ready to go to get spring water.
Not far behind him, a few people sneakily followed, apparently preparing to add some more "surprise" to today's post.
When he arrived at Qixia Mountain, Sui Ge deliberately took off his T-shirt, revealing his sturdy upper body, and said with a dark smile: "It's cheap for you paparazzi, today Lao Tzu appeared half-naked." However, whoever he M plays mosaic again, I am in a hurry with whom! ”