The problem is that Gao Sishi has tasted women before, and there is more than one, but he is not married. As the saying goes, the instinctive desire --- can only be suppressed for a while but not forever, and when the right time comes, it erupts irrepressibly.

Gauss was very uncomfortable, and the thirst and --- almost made the blood vessels explode. He knew that he had to go out and get out of this environment for the Pure Heart Mantra to work.

Xinsheng Cement Prefabricated Component Factory pays "workers" like them 20 yuan a month to buy daily necessities, such as toothpaste, toothbrushes, and so on. But there is no cash, so you can only keep accounts in the factory commissary.

Gauss bought a large table of paper, which can be used as paper money to burn. There is no rune paper, so I can only use large table paper instead. If there is no cinnabar, they will cut their wrists and replace them with blood. If there is no rune pen, it will be referred to as a pen.

Gauss used the five-day time system to create three invisibility charms and one thunder charm. The invisibility talisman and the thunder talisman are not very difficult to make, why did it take five days, and the average day was less than one?

There is no way to do this. He hiccups an average of once every minute and farts every two minutes. The aura that was finally gathered was dispersed with a burp, and a fart was released.

On the first day, Gauss was completely figuring out how to make a quick talisman. He had to gather the aura in twenty seconds and finish the talisman in forty seconds. To refer to the pen, the pen goes to the dragon and snake, in one go, otherwise the work will be wasted.

The effect of this kind of tsuò made of table paper cannot be maintained for a long time, at most it is only the time of a cup of tea. But for Gauss, he only had a minute. He had to run out of the gate within a minute, or a hiccup would knock him out of shape.

Anyway, Gauss finally escaped. I have no money on my body, I have a shaved head, and I am wearing a prison uniform, and we will not say much about the difficulties and dangers along the way. Gao Sishi finally found Tao Xin Coal, the same old Tao who published conspiracy theories in the teahouse in Tianguan Province.

Tao Xinmei is Gauss's only friend in the worldly and the realm of cultivation. Tao Xinmei works for a publishing house. Because they are both modern intellectuals in the cultivation realm, they have a good relationship.

Strictly speaking, cultivators are intellectuals. However, many people in the Xiuzhen world reject modern knowledge and stubbornly adhere to traditional culture. Therefore, there is a lack of scientists in the cultivation world, and there is a lack of cultivators among scientists.

Without further ado. Tao Xinmei was taken aback when he saw Gauss. The beard is unkempt, and the head that is obviously shaved has just grown an inch of hair. On the upper body, there is an old copycat military uniform, and inside is a cotton sweater with a loose collar. Below are the same copycat old army pants, barefoot in a pair of plastic sandals.

Gao Sishi ignored Tao Xinmei's surprised gaze, and said, "Old Tao, I'm going to die soon, I have a few words to say to you." He came here to find Tao Xinmei to leave a last word.

Tao Xinmei saw that Gao Sishi would burp and fart for a while, and thought, is Zhang Qiusheng going to kill Lao Gao? Because this is a typical fart bomb meteor hammer, only Zhang Qiusheng can do it in the world. Tao Xinmei is relatively well-informed and knows that Zhang Qiusheng is at Shuangjiang Institute of Technology.

Who knew that Gao Sishi said next: "I am about to cross the catastrophe, and I will definitely die nine times out of ten." I have a few things to leave to you as an inheritance. Then Gao Sishi told Tao Xinmei where to hide his key, and explained the passbook password and other things.

Tao Xinmei listened to Gao Sishi's nonsense with his mouth open, and the more he listened, the more he didn't understand. This, that, even the passbook password came out, and he quickly interrupted: "Stop, stop, why do you say that you are about to cross the catastrophe?" Did you sense it? ”

The immediate moment that the cultivators said about the tribulation can refer to the present, the present, and the immediate, or it can also refer to a year or two, or even ten or eight years, and these can all be said to be about to cross the tribulation. Unless the pressure of the Tribulation has been sensed, it is only in front of the moment, immediately.

Gauss sighed and said, "I haven't sensed it yet, but it's coming." The small calamities have continued, will the big calamities be far away? ”

Gauss told Tao Xinmei everything about what happened in the past two months. How did Shi Bucai find him for no reason, and also brought out Zhang Qiusheng. How did Zhang Qiusheng want to take his graduate exam, and how did he give him a fart bomb meteor hammer. How did I find a place to retreat, and I was caught stealing food. How did I get into the detention center, and how I got into the detention and repatriation station, until I got into the cement component factory? How to be affected by the meat jokes of the victims, how to be --- unbearable. How to sneak away, how difficult to toss and turn along the way.

Gao Sishi finally said: "Brother Tao, you see, in just two months, the small tribulation has been so continuous, isn't this a harbinger of the coming of the heavenly tribulation?" ”

This can indeed be judged to be a catastrophe that is coming, but it is not an immediate, immediate thing. Tao Xinmei said: "You are indeed about to cross the catastrophe. But there's nothing to be afraid of, God has already sent you the opportunity. Zhang Qiusheng wants to take your graduate school exam, which is a great opportunity! If you miss it in vain, you deserve to die. ”

Lao Tao, how do you say this? Gauss said: "As the saying goes, there is no escape in the calamity, and everyone robs everyone to cross." How could Zhang Qiusheng be my chance? ”

Alas, Lao Gao, you only know how to hide in school all day long, and you don't know anything about things outside. Lao Tao asked: "Those students in Qilin Twenty-one have survived the catastrophe, and now they are Jindan masters, don't you know this?" ”

Knowing that wow, Gauss said, "What does it have to do with me that they successfully survived?" ”

Alas, it's really tiring to talk to you, the Mu Elm Brain Melon, and Lao Tao said again: "The old woman of the Ouyang Gu clan has also successfully crossed the catastrophe, and now she is also a Jindan master, don't you know?" ”

I know that wow, the cultivation realm has spread all over the world. Gao Sishi said: "Ouyang Gu Clan's successful tribulation, does it have anything to do with me? ”

Of course it is! Lao Tao said: "Ouyang Gu's clan was able to survive the catastrophe because of his face-to-face with Zhang Qiu. Zhang Qiuran knows, right? It's Sister Zhang Qiusheng, the girl who beat the six of us with a sugar gourd. ”

I admit that she is very good at martial arts, and her secret weapon kung fu is superb. So what? Can she help me through it?

Think about it! Use your brain. Lao Tao said: "As far as Ouyang Gu's ability is concerned, can she rely on her own ability to survive the catastrophe?" Relying on her ability to survive the catastrophe, why did she volunteer to be Zhang Qiuran's bodyguard now? ”

That's just as well. Ouyang Gu's clan has always been arrogant, and he doesn't even care about people in the Jindan period. Gauss didn't say a word and turned around and ran back.

No matter how arrogant you are, you can't be proud in the face of the Heavenly Tribulation. After working in the cement component factory for more than a month, the fragile arrogance was wiped out. Gauss really lost his teacher's style in front of Zhang Qiusheng. On the contrary, he regarded Zhang Qiusheng as a teacher, and he was a student. It should be said that this is the correct attitude, Zhang Qiusheng is higher than him in terms of seniority, cultivation and martial arts.

There are still Ling Jing's brainless fans around. These people are very loose-mouthed, and they are very easy to get excited, Zhang Qiusheng doesn't want to provoke them. I didn't leave the needle for 20 minutes as usual, pricked the needle in the front, and put it away in the back. He said, "I'll talk about this later." Then he hurried away.

There's a saying, how do you say it? Don't reason with the brain-dead, they will pull you to the same level as them, and then beat you with their long-term brain-dead experience. This is called preferring to fight with normal people than to say a word with the brain-dead.

Li Mantun and Sun Buwu took the five people of Liang Lin's detachment to retreat, trying to break through the foundation in one fell swoop. This time it was better, it only took one day, and two people made breakthroughs, Wei Zhiqing and Feng Delong.

Xiuzhen is like this, if you can break through, you can blink an eye. If you can't break through, you won't be able to do it for a hundred years. Li and Sun were very responsible this time, and they accompanied them for two more days.

Li and Sun refused Wei Zhiqing and Feng Delong's invitation that night, and they wanted to continue to go to Shuangda to pick up girls. Sun Buwu also pulled Zhang Qiusheng along. He asked Zhang Qiusheng to help him think of a way to defeat those who play the violin and the guitar.

Zhang Qiusheng accompanied him, but scolded along the way: "Damn, I haven't seen pus like you, and I went to pick up girls without drinking good wine." The wine is past today, and it will be gone in the future. But the girl can soak at any time. Why don't you settle accounts? ”

Wine, I'll give you a drink tomorrow. Sun Buwu said: "Lao Zhang, you don't know, the women's dormitory building in Shuangda is a relatively high-end kind. Only four people live in a dormitory. The girls inside are more beautiful than the other, and it is very difficult to bubble. ”

Damn, how did you calculate this account? Is there a necessary connection between whether a person is beautiful or not and the dormitory where he lives in several rooms? According to what you say, it can't be a heavenly immortal who lives in one person? One person lives in two rooms and becomes the queen mother.

Sun Buwu also felt that his words were illogical, so he had to say: "Anyway, it doesn't matter, there are indeed many beautiful women in that women's dormitory." At the golden hour of the evening, the downstairs is like a vegetable market mess. You go and figure out a way to get those people to town. At least the ones who play the violin and play the guitar will be calm. ”

At this moment of late spring and early summer, the brothers are all full of spring, and even Tong Wucha has found a woman, and it is not to blame Sun Buwu for being in a hurry.

To be right, it is the woman who is looking for Tong Wucha, not the child who is looking for a woman. This woman is not pretty, just not ugly. But Tong Wucha was very satisfied, thinking that this was his own dish. He is self-aware, and the real beauty does not glance at it. Knowing that beauties won't take a fancy to themselves, why are they making themselves uncomfortable?

Especially the beauties in the cultivation realm, Tong Wucha is really not a good thing. That's a fairy, and it's not in line with us ordinary people. Tong Wucha never regarded himself as a cultivator, thinking that he was a fortune teller.

This woman met in the stock market. She took the initiative to talk to Tong Wucha, and made it clear that she wanted him to recommend stocks. In the past two months, their brother has become very famous in this sales department. And their account name is Tong Wucha, and it is natural for this woman to find him.

This woman is in her twenties and less than thirty, and she is very thin. According to Sun Buwu's words, there is no chest and no ass, and there is nothing to do. But Tong Wucha doesn't see it that way, she has no breasts, and she doesn't want her to give milk to the child, why do you want such big breasts? There is no ass, and those who can sit on the bench are good butts. Besides, it's just for fun and doesn't want her to be a wife, so why pay attention to it!