Chapter 45: Fight (Second Update, Ask for Collection)
For this sudden folding knife, Zhang Ying didn't know where she got her courage, maybe it was out of instinct, maybe it was out of nature, she straightened her chest and blocked Jiang Younan directly regardless of it!
"I'll go, you idiot!" Seeing Zhang Ying's movements, the cold sweat on Jiang Younan's forehead burst out, and Jiang Younan scolded Zhang Ying in his heart: "Even if you save me, you don't have to rush like this, you will die!" ”
At the last moment, Jiang Younan's eyes were red and he rushed forward desperately, and the idea of wanting to dodge this knife was directly left behind, although Jiang Younan is sometimes very obscene and likes to take advantage of small advantages, but when it comes to a critical moment, he can immediately turn into a firefighting hero, especially in front of such a big beauty as Zhang Ying.
I saw Jiang Younan gritting his teeth and roaring hard, and then pushed Zhang Ying away, and the oncoming folding knife flashed with a cold cold glow, bringing up a bright red blood stain from Jiang Younan's arm.
"Nima, Lao Tzu's 'Armani' has been scratched by you!" Jiang Younan first looked at his wounds, but at his stall worth 19 yuan, scolded in pain, and then kicked away Huang Tiantian's folding knife.
Because of the excessive force, the folding knife was directly lifted to the ceiling by Jiang Younan's shadowless feet, but the blade shook back and forth on the ceiling, and it seemed that it was about to fall down at any time.
"Son, no wonder you don't study hard, you still went to practice kung fu!" The corners of Huang Tiantian's mouth cracked open to reveal an ugly smile, but when Jiang Younan saw this, it was simply a smile of death.
Zhang Ying was pushed to the ground and was a little stunned, she still didn't understand why her son would fight with Lao Tzu, and she would kill people with a knife as soon as she made a move, so she didn't know what to do, and she didn't say a word after opening and closing her mouth for a long time.
Jiang Younan suddenly became angry when he saw Huang Tiantian's cold eyes and mocking smile. "You're still so arrogant in my house! When my brother eats soft rice! ”
A whirlwind arose, Jiang Younan picked up the shadowless leg and faced Huang Yitian is a sweeping leg, but Huang Yitian was leisurely blocked.
"Son, I eat more food than you drink, don't you think it's a little tender to use this trick in front of me!" Huang Tiantian turned his palm into a fist and smiled, and in his sneer, his fist roared towards Jiang Younan's face with a fist wind.
Judging from Huang Tiantian's movements, he is obviously also a practitioner, Jiang Younan secretly said in his heart: "This person who can collect protection money is really not simple!" ”
At this moment, Huang Yitian punched directly at Jiang Younan's face, Jiang Younan was frightened when he saw the situation, if this move was hit in the face, it would not be completely ruined, how to pick up girls in the future!
Jiang Younan could only protect his face first, but was punched out by Huang Tiantian; Huang Tiantian succeeded in one move, followed by the second move, which directly hit Jiang Younan in the abdomen.
But where is Jiang Younan so easy to deal with? I saw that the fat on Jiang Younan's stomach suddenly contracted, and it was like a shield that "absorbed" Huang Tiantian's injury! Moreover, Jiang Younan still practices Zhongnanhai cheats, which is far beyond people like Huang Yitian.
"Watch me monkey steal peaches!" Jiang Younan roared, regardless of the fist he ushered in, his hands directly made a monkey stealing peach.
Although Jiang Younan was obese, in order to escape for his life, he did not miss attacks in terms of reaction speed, so his attack instantly appeared under Huang Tiantian's body.
When Huang Yitian saw this, his instinctive reaction immediately was to pick up the balls and move his hands down a little at the same time, Jiang Younan's eyes suddenly lit up, he didn't expect to deceive Huang Yitian so easily; The corners of Jiang Younan's mouth flickered, and when his hands were less than a meter away from Huang Yitian, he suddenly changed direction and aimed at Huang Yitian's eyes.
This trick Jiang Younan learned is the trick of catching the thief first and capturing the king first, and hitting the person first to poke the eye, with a roar, Jiang Younan's fingers like eagle claws were not inserted correctly, and only inserted into the bridge of Huang Tiantian's nose; But Huang Tiantian screamed in pain, and took a step back with his eyes closed.
Jiang Younan was overjoyed when he saw it, his hands changed again and grabbed Huang Yitian's hair with one hand, and at the same time hammered Huang Yitian's chest with the other hand.
So Jiang Younan began an attack strategy from time to time, sometimes attacking Huang Yitian's eyes, sometimes attacking Huang Yitian's balls; And when Huang Yitian focused his attention on these two roads, Jiang Younan would throw a textbook directly from where he took it - this is Jiang Younan's house, and Jiang Younan really doesn't know too much about this place.
So soon, under Jiang Younan's "pure" offensive, Huang Yitian was smashed with two balls and fell to the ground in pain.
"You dare to come and kill me, and bully Teacher Zhang Ying, brother beat you to death!" While beating and scolding, Jiang Younan's mouth didn't stop for a moment, and he couldn't wait to scold Huang Yitian's eighteenth generation ancestors again, and also wailed while beating:
"It's over! My little arms will be blue tomorrow. Jiang Younan said in his mouth, and then punched with one hand.
"It's over! I'm going to have a green leg tomorrow. Jiang Younan said in his mouth, and then punched him twice with both hands.
"It's over! My little belly will definitely lose weight tomorrow. Jiang Younan finally chanted, and then punched three times with both hands.
If Huang Tiantian hadn't been silent for the sake of face, he would have squirted up a long time ago: "Do you have a lower limit!" It's clear that I've been beaten all the time! ”
Jiang Younan beat Huang Tiantian wildly, and kept paying attention to the door, hoping that the great people's police would come over early.
"Chen Jie, you hurt me!" Jiang Younan cried and used the strength of breastfeeding, but Huang Yitian's ability to resist blows was too strong, and he had dozens of punches, and he didn't even snort, but he was exhausted by the beating.
Jiang Younan felt that he really shouldn't trust those guys who only knew how to take public food but didn't do practical things, this was even worse than a cheat! The pit dad is either a pit dad, or he is cheated by a dad like Jiang Younan, and Chen Jie is completely a pit man!
It's a pity that there is no regret medicine to take in the world, otherwise Jiang Younan would not have taken on such a dangerous pit mission.
"Jiang Younan! Jiang Younan! Zhang Ying hugged Jiang Younan from behind at once, and then said anxiously: "Enough!" He can't move anymore......"
When Jiang Younan heard this, his feet immediately weakened and he fell down directly.
(To be continued)