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(Oscar Old Donkey won't write for too long, and you won't be bored to read it.) I'll try to write as funny as possible, even if I've watched the video, it doesn't matter, the old donkey has a lot of innovation)

“…… I know the plot, you can't do anything about me. You! By! I! Dismantle! Wear! Finish! spoke very arrogantly, which immediately made the scene laugh.

"Poof......

Even Yun'a, the party involved in the movie scene, couldn't help laughing out loud, and arranged for Li Donglai to dismantle the stage with the protagonist in his own movie, who came up with this? I just have to put on a look like I know the plot, which really makes people laugh.

Immediately there was a big explosion next to it, and countless street stalls and floor tiles exploded in midair. Li Donglai thought that he knew the plot and sat firmly on Mount Tai, but Anne Hathaway next to him screamed very exaggeratedly, which is completely opposite to Yun'er sitting quietly and watching magical magic in the movie.

"Ahhh......h

Anne kept screaming, "We have to go Li Donglai, it's too dangerous here...... Yes! ”

"Bumped", the small table they were sitting on suddenly exploded, and Li Donglai, who was still smiling calmly just now, was suddenly blown to pieces.

"Hahaha......"

There was laughter at the scene again, the movie was spoofed, and the contrast between the table in the lens was too great, which really made people want to laugh.

The screen turned, and it changed to the inside of the plane.

Li Donglai and Anne Hathaway were still sitting on the plane seats, stroking their chests in shock. Anne spat out, "God, are we still alive?" Li Donglai was also shocked: "What happened, the plot is different from what I made up?" nono。 There must be a bug somewhere, it's not my plot. ”

Anne angrily rebuked him. "No, you can't use it anymore to know the plot. From now on, you have to listen to Cobb. ”

Li Donglai spread his hands helplessly, "Okay, you won." ”

The passengers walked in, and the person playing the tycoon was none other than the former Oscar host Alec. When Li Donglai saw this guy, he picked his eyes very lightly, and wanted to use the plot he knew to get close. Pointing at Anne with an OK finger, he said, "Look at me." ”

Hand over a drink.

Alec took it and glanced at the label: "Sleeping pills?!" If I don't mind, I'll drink it. He didn't mind taking a sip of it, and then suddenly turned his head and said to Anne in a strange voice: "Annie, the secret of hosting the Oscars is ......" Anne just poked her head out to listen carefully, and he fell asleep in the middle of the voice.

The flight attendant pressed the sleep gas, and Li Donglai and Anne also rolled their eyes. Sticking out his tongue, he sank down to his seat very unsightly.

The picture turns, and it becomes an old-fashioned elevator in an inception.

"Jingle bell" An elevator bell rang, and the two woke up.

Annie: "I think Alec's dreams are full of movies. "You're right, it's probably going to be more complicated than in Inception." "Do you still know the plot?" Anne was not reassured. "No, I'm not sure I'm still dreaming."

The next moment. The elevator door opened, and the two appeared on the negotiating table of The Social Network.

Ha, Tong guò an elevator, skewering together several best film nominees and spoofing, I can really think of it.

Li Donglai nervously took out a wooden spinning top from his trouser pocket. Turned away on the table, but was snatched away by Anne. "What are you doing?" 、

Li Donglai looked ridiculously at his spinning top being snatched away: "You can't touch my spinning top...... I just want to see if I don't dream anymore. If this is the reality, I'm going to kill the guy on the other side and snatch his seven billion. Across the street is Mark Zuckerberg, played by Jesse Eisenberg, the super-rich man with assets of more than $7 billion.

The mentality of the protagonist of a typical time-traveling novel made the audience laugh again.

Anne glared at her and said word by word: "Don't! Usurp! Change! Drama! Feeling! ”

Li Donglai once again helplessly spread his hands and confessed.

Anne smiled and smiled at the opposite protagonist, "Hello Mr. Zuckerberg, we need you to do me a favor......

Jesse Eisenberg interrupted without hesitation: "No matter what you say, I have the right to refuse according to the law." ”

Annie: "......"

Li Donglai: "......"

Such an unceremonious answer immediately made Li Donglai angry: "Very good, you lost a Facebook friend." ”

"It's two!" Anne gestured two fingers.

"Bump" Li Donglai kicked the table hard and left angrily.

……

The elevator went down again, but it appeared in the boxing ring, this time in a spoof of "Fighter"! It was the film's leading actor and this year's Oscar nominee Mark Wahlberg who practiced boxing on stage.

"Hello, have you met Alec Baldwin?"

Anne interrupted him and whispered, "It's Mark." Then she put on a flying girl posture, looked at Mark defiantly and said, "Hey, Mark, how can you say that we can't handle Oscar?" ”

"yes, that's what I said. Because it is true, what can you do with me? ”

The two looked at each other and became angry again, and Li Donglai scolded without hesitation: "Very good, although you also look like waste." ”

Anne yelled, "You're a piece of shit. ”

"I don't want to talk to trash, you just can't handle it."

Anne was very angry and yelled, "Let's say we can't handle Oscar, you won't be much better." Isn't that tough enough? "I don't know where to take out a fist glove and put it on, and I have to go head-to-head with Mark's "Fighter", and I end up punching hard......

Li Donglai, who was still smiling just now, didn't expect this fist to smash at him. Fortunately, Jǐng bowed her head, and Anne spun around herself.

"Hehe, I didn't hit it."

"Touching ......"

After Anne spun around, she smashed the back of her head on Li Donglai's head. "Oh, Li Donglai, oh my God, I'm so sorry, are you okay?"

Li Donglai was knocked unconscious, and after waking up, he covered the back of his head and didn't forget to ask the result: "Did you win?" ”

Anne hung her head: "The other one was beaten even worse......"

The picture turned and appeared in the snowy western region. Anne dressed as a cowboy from the West, wore a pirate blindfold, and carried a bear behind her horse...... Oh, it's Li Donglai, who is a bearskin.

"Ha, this time it's "Earth Thunder".

Sure enough, it was Jeff Bridges, the actor of "Earth Thunder", who was waiting on the other side with a gun on his face. The results speak for themselves, and naturally a funny picture is staged again.

The nomination of the popular "King's Speech" naturally can't run away.

Anne and Li Donglai appeared in the scene of the national speech on the film screen, and shouted very funny: "We have good news for the future, and the microphone has become smaller." After a burst of laughter, he squeezed his eyes at the stammering king on that occasion and threw a wink...... It's hilarious.

Later, he messed up Natalie Portman's Black Swan Dance before finally finding Alec in the nth layer of dreams. Alec helped them implant a determination to preside over the Oscar victory. Only then did he take the time machine in the classic movie "Back to the Future" series, and appeared on the stage of the Oscars under a burst of electric light.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's have the Oscar hosts, Li Donglai & Anne Hathaway."

Under the grand background music, the curtain opened. Li Donglai, who was dressed in a black sè formal suit, and Anne Hathaway, who had changed into a white sè gold-inlaid dress, walked to the stage together.

In the cheerful saxophone music, the two walked out with a smile: "Hello, hello......"

There were more than 3,800 guests sitting on the upper and lower floors, and there was a more enthusiastic applause, and many guests laughed and applauded to welcome the host.

Wolverine, Iron Man, Jack Nicholson in sunglasses in the front row, and Tom Hanks...... There was also a row of beautiful actresses sitting there.

"Thank you......"

The applause gradually stopped, and Li Donglai and Anne Hathaway on the stage began to make teasing opening remarks with each other.

"Annie, you look beautiful, radiant, and very stylish today."

"Thank you, Li Donglai. You also look like you're going to be able to grab the attention of the girls today. ”

"Thank you, thank you." Li Donglai looked himself up and down awkwardly, as if he was very puzzled about the fact that he was very attractive to girls. The antics make people laugh.

And Anne was still like a dream girl finally dreaming true, waving her fist excitedly and shouting: "This moment has finally arrived, the heaviest night in Hollywood!" ”

Li Donglai smiled: "We are both very excited because we have both been nominated for Oscars. ”

"Uh...... Li Donglai, actually, I didn't get any nominations tonight......" Anne said with a suddenly embarrassed look.

"Come on, Annie. Excessive modesty is pride. Li Donglai continued to joke. "Love and Elixir" starring Anne Hathaway was also nominated for the Golden Globe Awards, but it failed to make it to the Oscars.

"Without pride, I just didn't get nominated. Do you know? ”

"What?"

"The old rule is that you can nominate if you take it off...... Not anymore, not at all. "I was very disappointed. She made a rare break in "Love and Elixir", but she failed to be nominated. It's a little sad that it's the right thing to say now.

"You've lost a lot." Li Donglai teased: "Don't be discouraged Annie, next time we work together, challenge the Oscar ...... again"

"Really? Li Donglai, you have to talk about it. I know you don't have a bed scene in your movie......"

Li Donglai smiled evilly: "Of course, I will add a bed scene for you." At that time, I would practice how to shout 'ng' a little more. ”

"Poof......

"Hahahaha......"

The audience blurted out laughter.

Anne looked shocked and said, "You're a bad guy too." But I haven't congratulated you yet, I was nominated for Best Director and Best Adapted Screenplay tonight, and I was nominated for the second time......"

There was a round of applause from the audience.

"Thank you, thank you!"

Li Donglai looked shy, without the slightest flamboyance in the MV and in the ring, which made people feel good.