Li Er and the leather donkey each drank the wine in the cup, and the leather donkey shouted: "Good wine!" It's just too little, but it's not fun. ”

Liu Xueyin said: "Donkey, I know you are hungry for wine, I have a lot of wine in my cup, just give you some even." ”

Li Er stretched out his hand to block Liu Xueyin's hand: "Good wine is for you to drink, men drink, it doesn't matter if it's good or bad." You've done it. ”

Li Er personally picked up the wine glass for Liu Xueyin and handed it to his hand.

Liu Xueyin was very gracious, grinned, took the wine glass handed over by Li Er, touched it with Xiaohong, and the two drank it all.

It's not a taste of sourness in the huge heart. What I wanted to say, but I didn't say it, in fact, I had nothing to say.

Li Er acted like a trick, reached out and took out another bottle of good wine from another pocket and put it in front of Liu Xueyin.

He couldn't hold his breath, got up and took this bottle of good wine, and carefully distinguished the real from the fake, he was afraid that Li Er would play tricks and ask everyone to drink fake wine.

Li Er said: "Huge Wang Ba, I can fool you and the donkey, I can't fool Liu Xueyin, who is she?" ”

The leather donkey was afraid that things would be stiff, so he hurriedly intercepted Li Er's words and said: "She is the eighth wife of the king, not only today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow." Others want to fight, but they can't fight to wow. For example, I want to marry Liu Xueyin and go home to live, but he won't let me, right? ”

Huge hummed: "You think beautifully! ”

Li Er gave a thumbs up to the leather donkey and praised: "Second Master Pi, with you, admire, admire!" ”

Huge said: "Admire the fart, pour the wine, wow, average score." ”

Xiaohong poured a bottle of wine evenly according to Dama's instructions, and divided it into five parts, worthy of being a waiter, the wine she poured was in the cup in front of the five people. Not a single drop more than one's.

The two bottles of wine were quickly drunk, and he was not very happy, and said: "Li Er stood up, Lao Tzu searched to see if there was any good wine on his body?" ”

Li Er replied honestly: "No, there are only two bottles of good wine at home, all of which are brought in, and there is no stock." Think about it, what is the relationship between the two of us? Old classmates, they are blessed to share together. It's hard for me to be myself, Liu Xueyin, you are a good person, you say, isn't that so? ”

Liu Xueyin said: "Yes, yes??????"

Huge scolded: "You are my huge wife, ah what? He turned to Li Er: "You are going to buy it today, and Lao Tzu will also drink good wine!" Take the money! Today's wine made Lao Tzu happy, and you and my wife frowned. It's a write-off! Donkey, you bear witness! ”

Li Er said: "In that case, you can't drink good wine, drink it." Don't you prove that your wife and I really have something to do in the past? ”

Liu Xueyin was very generous this time, "It's okay, Li Er and I just have something, and the two of us are not clear about the collusion." admitted, solemnly announced: Li Er and Liu Xueyin committed adultery! ”

Xiaohong said, "Boss, you're drunk." I'd better help you upstairs to rest. ”

"I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk!" Liu Xueyin shouted, and he wanted to drink it again.

The donkey asked, "What should I do?" To drink or not to drink? It's all up to you, say, start farting! ”

"Drink! Take the wine! "The huge winter melon head is a little harder.

Li Er said: "Second Master Pi, since the huge Wang Ba wants to drink, I will go and get the wine, and by the way, I will pee." ”

Huge yelled: "No, you can't pee, then I know that set, I'm allowed to run from the urethra, I can't get good wine, I'm not allowed to pee!" ”

Li Er said: "I still have some good wine in Xiao Taohong, let me out, I'll go and get it, let's enjoy it together, is it feasible?" ”

Li Er went to Xiao Taohong to get wine, what trouble did he come up with?

Xiao Taohong was angry, Li Er came to get wine, and she said angrily: "I don't have good wine here to call the dog!" Get lost! Go wow!. ”

Li Er also wanted to explain, but was pushed and beaten by Xiao Taohong and kicked out of the house. He stood in front of the little pink door in a daze, stupid.

Huge was in the seafood restaurant, and when he didn't see Li Er coming back, he said: "Donkey, go and see, Li Er went to my sister to get wine, did you slip away from somewhere." ”

The donkey said, "Your sister is better for you to go." ”

Huge said: "Donkey, you don't know anything, I went to my sister's house, I saw something, I'm so embarrassed." Li Er and my sister, you don't know. ”

Liu Xueyin saw that the donkey's face was difficult, so he volunteered, led Xiaohong, and the two of them entered Xiaotaohong's house. Before entering the door, I saw Li Erleng stunned at the door of Xiao Taohong, and came over to ask, only to know that Li Er had just asked Xiao Taohong to come out.

Liu Xueyin ridiculed Li Er and said: "I am still infatuated with men, I don't know if I am ashamed or not?" ”

Li Er stretched out his hand and pointed to the door of Xiao Taohong, pouting, meaning to ask Liu Xueyin to go in and get wine.

Liu Xueyin understood, entered the door and said: "Sister-in-law, your brother has a bull temper and drinks with the belly of the leather donkey at home, Li Er said, you have good wine at home, take it out, your brother drinks it, save others from worrying." ”

Little Peach said angrily: "I have good wine here, but it's not the big bastard, if you come to get my good wine, you can, say take other people's wine, no!" ”

Liu Xueyin sneered and said: "Sister-in-law is right, how can other people's wine be stored here?" Save zài you here, it must be your good wine, right? Give me three or two bottles, and I'll go home and give your brother an errand." ”

Xiao Taohong may have been confused by Li Er, so she moved out all the boxes of good wine under Li Ercun's bed, kicked it with her foot, and said angrily: "It's all these horse urine, take it all, and don't bother me in the future." ”

Xiao Taohong looked up and saw Li Er outside her door, probed her brain to look in, and in anger, she leaned over and picked up the plastic chopsticks that swept the bed and threw them over, wanting to hit Li Er hard. What I didn't expect was that Li Er was a thief, and when he saw a hidden weapon flying, he had already shrunk his head, and the plastic strip was impartial, and it happened to hit the middle of the huge brain! , hit a huge "oops", covered his head with both hands, and the blood flowed down his cheeks!

It turned out that Li Er was worried at home that Li Er was afraid that he would run away and not be able to drink good wine, so he came to urge the wine, but he didn't expect his sister to beat Li Er and hurt him by mistake!

Huge muttered, "Why is it always me who is unlucky?" (To be continued......)