Twenty-five, the ghost hits the wall
Twenty-five, the ghost hits the wall
Li Xiaofeng frowned at Bai Yu and asked, "Then you mean to let me move out now?" ”
Bai Yu shook his head with a smile and said, "That's not necessary, where can I move to the big night now?" I'll live here today, and the two of us together might be able to deal with them. ”
Li Xiaofeng stood up, turned on the room light, turned around with a suspicious expression, looked at Bai Yu and said, "The two of us?" I said that although you kid often exercise and practice some sanda, the people Wang Xiaoli found must not be weak scholars, if they come, they will definitely not be one or two, at least a dozen of us can handle it? ”
Bai Yu smiled slightly, winked at Li Xiaofeng and said, "Just look at it." ”
Li Xiaofeng shook his head, came to Bai Yu's side, stretched his head in front of Bai Yu's face, and suddenly sniffed vigorously with his nose. This move startled Bai Yu, he hurriedly jumped away, and exclaimed, "Xiaofeng, you won't change your sexual orientation because you've been single for a long time, right?" ”
Li Xiaofeng almost fell to the ground when he heard this, and scolded: "Get out, I want to see if you have drunk and how to say some drunken words." As he spoke, he was about to walk towards Bai Yu again.
Bai Yu hurriedly dodged away, waved his hand and said, "Don't smell it, I can't stand this, what I said is true." ”
Li Xiaofeng looked suspicious and said, "Didn't drink? Bai Yu immediately shook his head and said, "No." ”
"Ao," as if he had chosen to believe him, Li Xiaofeng then asked, "Then they are coming, can you deal with them?" Bai Yu said with a look of certainty: "Of course!" Who knew that Li Xiaofeng shook his head again and said: "I'm drunk like this, and I still say I'm not drunk, you still think you're Bruce Lee, I don't know how many catties and taels you have with you?" ”
Bai Yu was speechless for a while, am I so untrustworthy?
However, Li Xiaofeng suddenly smiled and said, "Fortunately, I have a good place to deal with such a special situation." ”
Bai Yu couldn't help but be stunned when he heard him say this, good place? It also specializes in dealing with emergencies.
At this time, Li Xiaofeng suddenly seemed to think of something, and asked Bai Yu, "Bai Yu, how do you have the key to my house?" Or is it because my door is unlocked? Bai Yu sighed helplessly, this guy only remembered this now, and his reaction was really slow, only to see him pouting and saying, "I have the key to your house, I rushed to the window and climbed up." ”
Li Xiaofeng seemed to suddenly realize at this time, and said to himself: "Oh, it turned out to be through the window, I said it, it's not right." He looked at Bai Yu in surprise and said, "My family lives on the third floor, how did you climb up?" ”
Bai Yu didn't bother to explain, he said angrily: "I'll see it myself tomorrow." ”
Li Xiaofeng opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but Bai Yu's ears suddenly moved, and he faintly heard a noisy sound from downstairs, raised his hand to stop him, and said, "Don't make a sound, there is a situation." ”
Li Xiaofeng's face was full of doubts and asked, "What's the situation?" But Bai Yu didn't answer him but walked out of the bedroom and came to the living room, and after scanning the layout in the living room with his eyes, he turned his head sideways to Li Xiaofeng and said, "Look, brother, my ability." As he spoke, he was not idle, and he took it into his arms, and when he took it back, he consciously held a few charms.
Li Xiaofeng was dumbfounded, and said to Bai Yu: "I can see it, you are not drunk......" Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, and he saw it so quickly? However, Li Xiaofeng's subsequent words made him almost vomit blood, "You are insane, watching zombie movies." ”
The muscles on Bai Yu's face twitched, but in the end, he didn't say anything and remained silent. Seeing that he was not talking to Li Xiaofeng, a glint flashed in his eyes, and the mana in his body led to a trace of yang fire, and the rune paper caught up with a "poof".
With words in his mouth, he looked at the runes in the air and threw them, only to see that those runes suddenly turned into golden light and flew out in all directions. But as soon as the light touched the wall, it was like encountering a sponge anywhere, and it disappeared directly.
At this time, Li Xiaofeng felt that everything was like a dream, and when he grew his mouth, he could put down a fist. After Bai Yu finished everything, after a while, he finally burst out with a foul mouth: "I'll wipe it, am I still dreaming?" ”
Bai Yu couldn't help but stumble and almost fell to the ground, he shook his head helplessly, ignored Li Xiaofeng, and walked towards the bedroom again. After a while, Li Xiaofeng came to his senses and hurriedly chased after Bai Yu, but he didn't get too close, and he circled around him with a gaze that seemed to have just met Bai Yu, and there was a sigh in his mouth.
After a long while, Bai Yu couldn't bear it, and when he wanted to speak, he suddenly kicked the door open. scared Li Xiaofeng into a clever one, and the two followed the prestige to see a group of people really standing at the door with sticks, which should be the group of people who were going to come to find trouble.
Li Xiaofeng was shocked, and immediately put on a fighting posture, ready to rush forward at any time.
Strangely, however, the group of people seemed to be oblivious to the still lit bedroom they were in, and their faces were blank.
Bai Yu smiled lightly at this time and said to Li Xiaofeng: "Don't be nervous, they have entered the small ecstasy array I arranged, and they can't see us." ”
Li Xiaofeng turned his head with a look of surprise, looked straight at Bai Yu and said, "Bai Yu, you won't be the legendary descendant of the Maoshan faction, right?" Bai Yu was thinking about how to explain to him well, and when he saw him asking, he nodded along with his words and said, "You can say so." ”
Li Xiaofeng suddenly said with surprise on his face: "Then will you do it to drive away the corpse?" Are there any zombies? Can you show me? ”
Bai Yu suddenly laughed and said, "Aren't you afraid that zombies will suck your blood?" Li Xiaofeng was silent for a moment, and said after a while: "Then forget it." ”
At this time, someone in the gang of gangsters spoke, only to see that it should be the leader of the gangsters, dyed with colorful hair, he looked at the scene in the house and frowned, he said to the people behind him: "When you first came, was there fog outside?" ”
A gangster who stepped forward behind him also said with a puzzled face: "No, Brother Jiu, no matter how big the fog is, it is impossible for the house to have such a big fog." When I came here just now, I remember that the moon was still very bright today, so let's see if the moonlight is shining in from the window over there. Li Xiaofeng looked at the direction his finger pointed, stunned and a little funny at the same time, isn't this pointing at them? Where are they in the window? Is the light behind you moonlight? What a look.
This is what Li Xiaofeng doesn't know, in the eyes of that group of gangsters, their location is indeed a window. It was because of their light that the group could see clearly the fog in the room. Of course, this fog was actually the effect of the small ecstasy array cast by Bai Yu.
A group of thugs were puzzled, and then one of them said loudly: "Brother Jiu, could it be that their family burned something." But then what ushered in was the eyes of a group of gangsters looking at idiots, and Brother Jiu even stretched out his slap and slapped him on the head with a "snap", scolding: "TMD, did you feed the dog with your nose?" Do you smell mush? ”
But at this time, one person suddenly said in a trembling voice: "Brother Jiu, do you think it will be a ghost hitting the wall?" Everyone was shocked that there was already such a fear of the unknown, and after the little thug said the word ghost, the fear was even greater. I saw that the ninth brother was also trembling, but then he stretched out his slap again, and slapped the head of this little gangster, because of the fear in his heart, the force in his hand was not controlled, and he suddenly exerted an extraordinary performance, and he actually slapped the gangster to the ground. But he didn't care about these now, and scolded loudly and boldly: "your m's ghost and hit the wall." At this time, the first thug who opened his voice suddenly seemed to have discovered something terrible, and his voice trembled and stammered: "Brother Jiu, the door is gone!! ”
"Ah!!h The group jumped to their feet and turned to look behind them, only to find that the door behind them had disappeared into thin air, leaving only a mist of mist. The courage of the group suddenly disappeared, and their legs were soft and fell to the ground.
As the saying goes: Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door. But if you do too much bad things, what you are most afraid of is this ghost and god. Unless you are murderous enough and bold enough, but there are very few such people.
At this time, the originally arrogant and domineering ninth brother is indeed almost not wetting his pants now, I saw him kneeling on the ground with a frightened expression, and bowed everywhere: "Ghost brother, don't kill me, my meat is not delicious, and my popularity is not fragrant, I and I still have a fox smell, if you really want to eat people or inhale yang qi, I will leave one for you." Besides, there are so many of us, you may not be able to digest it. ”
At this time, the gangster who just said that the ghost hit the wall swallowed saliva and stabbed Brother Jiu in the back and said, "Brother Jiu, who should stay?" ”
When Brother Jiu heard this, his eyes suddenly turned fierce, and he said, "It's definitely not me, you guess and solve it." The bastard swallowed again, as if he was a little reluctant, but he didn't dare to refute, so he replied, "Okay." So he gathered a group of thugs and guessed the fist.
"Haha," Bai Yu and Li Xiaofeng, who were watching from the side at this time, couldn't help laughing.
However, when this laughter reached the gangsters, it seemed that it was not a human laughing, but the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling from all directions. The gangsters thought that the ghost was waiting impatiently, and they were all shocked. Brother Jiu couldn't help but be anxious when he saw that the gangsters who had not finished guessing the fist and were in a mess couldn't help but be anxious, and hurriedly shouted into the air and comforted: "Brother ghost, don't be impatient, wait a while, wait a while." ”