Chapter 388
Li Er heard Zhang Fengxian asking for directions, so he got up and listened, and when he heard that he had been out of Taihang for 200 miles, he secretly complained: "It's bad, I lost Jingzhou carelessly." ”
Little Peach got out of the car, saw that there were grain fields everywhere, and said to herself: "I really didn't expect the crops in the mountains to grow so well!" ”
Zhang Fengxian snatched her and said, "In the mountains? You're still in a dream, you stick your head out and take a look, show me clearly, look around, where is this still a mountain? ”
"yes, what about the mountains?" Little Peach came back to her senses at this time, and turned around to look for the mountains just now, where is there still a shadow of the mountains? Except that the crop field is still a crop field, it is no different from my hometown. She even wondered if the driver was confused for a while and drove the car back to her hometown of Luzhou.
Li Er asked to understand the situation, and he didn't blame the driver, but just asked the old man on the bicycle: "Big brother, let me ask, is there a hotel here to stay?" ”
The old man smiled and said, "We have a high standard of living here, and it is expensive to live in a hotel, and it costs ten yuan for one person to stay for one night, can you afford to live?" ”
Li Er frowned and asked, "Brother, is there anything cheaper, we only live in RMB, and we don't pay US dollars." ”
"Ah, you are paying our own money, there are also, fifty yuan per person, not far in front of the town government, where can I stay in a hotel."
"Is this far from the county seat?"
"It's not far, just go over this hillside."
Li Er asked where he was, so he discussed with Zhang Fengxian: "Do you think it's better for us to go to the town or to the county seat?" ”
Xiao Taohong hurriedly said: "Just go to the county seat, anyway, it's out to play, where the accommodation is good, you can go where to live." We are not short of money. ”
"It's up to you to decide, I'll listen to you."
Li Er smiled and said: "It's still the eldest mother-in-law who is obedient, and the donkey raised by her own family is a good one." He turned his face and instructed the driver: "Just do what your coach said, go to the county seat, since you have come out." Just play it generously. ”
Little Peach interjected: "If you don't play white, you won't play!" ”
Zhang Fengxian glanced at her and criticized her: "You know how to play, what else do you know besides playing?" ”
"I also know you're a stingy guy, you're a big badass."
Li Er hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't say a word, no one treats you two as dumb." Remember, we're out there, not at home. ”
The two women shut up together, and neither dared to squeak again.
At the hotel reception. Li Er asked for a single room, and also asked for a three-person room. The waiter asked, "Sir, it's not appropriate for a man and two women to live in the same room, right?" ”
Li Er pulled Xiao Taohong to him and explained: "She is my sister, she is mentally ill, she got up in the middle of the night and got sick, smashed pots and bowls, and made a lot of noise, so we live in a room." Good evening to take care of her. ”
As soon as the waiter heard that the person was insane, he immediately returned the money and documents handed over by Li Er to Li Er, and politely refused: "Our hotel is small and full." You'd better go to the front one, I'm sorry. ”
Li Erjin's hotel, a few days ago, was this waiter. I called a relative with a nervous disorder to come in, but unexpectedly, her relative fell ill during the night. made a fuss, smashed the things in the room, and went to the next room to disturb the other guests, and asked the boss to scold the waiter, punished her for all the damaged items in the hotel, and ordered her to apologize to the guests next door. She wanted to ask the neurological patient to claim compensation, but she couldn't, because it was her second uncle, so she had to suffer a dumb loss. So, just now Li Eryi said that Xiao Taohong had a nervous disorder, and the scared waiter immediately sent him out, do you think this is a coincidence? It's really a coincidence that I can't write a book, I went out to catch up, the devil's law, if you don't go up the mountain, you won't drop the chain, and Li Er has no choice, so he has to run to the next house.
Why did Li Er sleep in the same room with two women? You think, both women have their own reasons. One is the wife that Ming Media is marrying, this one sleeps in the same room, and the little peach, who has been cared for by Li Er since she was a child, does not carry Li Er when she changes clothes when she is a girl, and she herself has long regarded herself as a part of Li Er's life. It has long become a habit to stay with Li Er everywhere and all the time, not to mention that outside, life is familiar, and she is not willing to sleep in a room by herself.
Knowing nothing is better than husband and wife, Zhang Fengxian knows Li Er's mind best, she has lived together for so many years, and she can't be more thorough about her man's temperament. In order to make the man comfortable, she pushed his arm and said softly: "You can sleep with her, I am not feeling well today." ”
Xiao Taohong said angrily: "Are you not feeling well? Then I'm not feeling well, I'm going to sleep in a room by myself, and see who has beaten whom. ”
Li Er scolded: "Fuck." Do you want to come up next time? If you want to come out, you will be obedient, and all of them are things that don't know how to lift. I'm in a hurry, Lao Tzu can't come down when he climbs to the Taihang Mountain, see what you do! ”
The two women didn't dare to squeak. Li Er simply followed the wishes of the two people, and opened a room by himself, and the angry Zhang Fengxian scolded Xiao Taohong: "Yes!" Now it's comfortable, let's sleep alone. ”
After walking around the county, there was no big gain. Zhang Fengxian saw a group of people selling old vinegar on the stage, she wanted to buy some and take them back, so Li Er scolded again, so she had to blush and dispel the idea of buying vinegar.
On the way back, Li Er instructed Zhang Fengxian: "You have sharp eyes, good eyesight, look to the left, I am responsible for looking to the right, the driver doesn't care about anything, just drive." ”
Zhang Fengxian pouted: "What about the other one, what do you want her to do?" You can't just eat and not work. ”
Li Er said viciously: "Ask her to sleep with me, are you satisfied?" ”
Zhang Fengxian heard Li Er say this, her angry nose is not a nose, her face is not a face, she wanted to have a seizure but didn't dare, so she had to swallow her anger, looked out the window with tears in her eyes, and finally couldn't hold it back, and her tears fell down. She didn't wipe her anger, and let the tears flow down her neck.
Li Er saw that Zhang Fengxian was really angry, so he stretched out his hand and patted her hand, which was regarded as a loss of love and apologized. Zhang Fengxian pushed Li Er's hand away, twisted his face away, and deliberately refused to give up.
The wife didn't buy it, Li Er sighed, and instructed the driver: "Stop, I'll come down, you continue to move forward." ”
Li Er got out of the car, and was just about to ask the driver to drive, but he didn't want anyone behind him and said: "On the highway, don't stop and pee!" ”
Li Er looked back and was happy, it was still the young man standing behind him yesterday. Looking at him with a smile.
"Why are you again?" The young man obviously recognized Li Er.
Li Er said: "This time it's not peeing, it's about hanging yourself on this high place next to you." ”
"You're funny! Sitting in such a good car, with two half-aged in the car, how could you commit suicide? Treat me like a child, don't you? "The little policeman flicked his finger and had a police uniform on his body.
Li Erdao: "Don't dare, don't dare, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, but the two girls in the car made me angry and didn't want to live." ”
"Two daughters-in-law?"
"That's right, they don't fit together, young man, I sue you, you must not find two daughters-in-law, trouble." Li Er unbuttoned his pants and swept his water gun at a tree on the side of the road.
Before Li Er's pants were lifted, Xiao Taohong came out, came to Li Er's side, pointed to the mountain peak in front of Li Er, and said: "Kiss my brother, how do I feel, the slope in front of me is like the slope that Huahu said." ”
Li Er took a closer look, and it was like, not to mention the steep slope, there was really a mirrored cliff next to it. beckoned Zhang Fengxian to get out of the car and let her see if she had arrived at Huahu's house?
The little policeman asked, "Boss, who are you looking for, there is no one living here." ”
Li Er said: "We are not looking for people, we are looking for flower foxes." He called the driver to him and told him to take Xiao Taohong to the service area not far in front to stop the car, and then come back to find Zhang Fengxian and himself.
Xiao Taohong also wanted to stay, Li Er persuaded: "You don't know martial arts, you can't help when you encounter danger, you can't protect me, I don't say it, and you want me to protect you, it's purely a burden." Be obedient and go to the parking with the driver. ”
Zhang Fengxian ignored Xiao Taohong, and was busy moving the chicken and wine from the car and piling them on the side of the road.
The police were in charge of the car, and since the car was gone, he saw Li Er and Zhang Fengxian carrying wine on the side of the road, so he told them to pay attention to safety, and then drove away and continued to patrol his case. Do his right thing. (To be continued......)