Chapter 185: Comic is online
"My name is Tao Ming, and my name is just one word different from Tao Yuanming, isn't it very bullish! And I'm going to be invisible. You don't believe it? Well, I'll go to your house tonight and stare at you like a ghost to see if you can sleep! ”
This is what the invisible Tao Ming sometimes says when he introduces himself to others, especially beautiful girls, in exchange for a sentence of neurosis. Of course, if he is good-looking, he should be rewarded with humor. He has long been desperate for this world world that only looks at faces, so he will be very decisive to squat at someone else's house for a night, staring at her to sleep, and when she falls asleep, he will tickle her and wake her up, anyway, he will definitely not let the other party fall asleep in one night.
The next day, I will run over and ask her if she didn't sleep well last night, with a pair of panda eyes, and at this time, it is usually exchanged for a sentence that you are sick, and the old lady didn't fall asleep all night because of your words. Tao Ming will laugh and leave before leaving, and leave a sentence before leaving, if you want to have insomnia, find me, I'll tell you ghost stories.
He will occasionally act chivalrous and righteous, and occasionally help and abuse, and what he wants to do depends on his mood.
He will often go to the hotel where a female star stays to watch her sleep and take a bath, and sometimes shoot cannons, if he sees that the male protagonist is too ugly, he will go up to fight birds. Sometimes they would go to the homes of some young women and steal their original inner stockings and give them to the pillows on the beds of those teenagers who watched the hairy films, and sometimes they would tear up or delete the graduation theses that they had stayed up for several nights. He would go to certain clubhouses to puncture the condoms that the men were wearing at all times, and sometimes he would scold the men for being unlucky when they poked the meat or the birds. I'll also go into some nightclubs and dance floors to knock down a tall woman and embarrass her to show her thong.
Even sometimes they will enter the live broadcast room of a certain TV station, unbutton the cover of the female anchor to feast the eyes of the majority of prostitutes, and sometimes they will go to a secret base at home or abroad to take out some confidential documents. Either upload to the Internet, or study on your own. If you are in a bad mood, you will go to some rich houses and take away money, antiques, gold and silver to give to the poor, and if you are in a good mood, you will also go to the poor people's houses and take the only two five farts to buy breakfast by yourself.
He doesn't care if it makes sense to do this, he just thinks it's fun. Without a precise purpose, he just does what he thinks and does. But there are two things he won't do, one is that he won't kill people, and the other is not adultery. He has watched countless live broadcasts, and he is still an original product.
Some time ago, he happened to enter a high-end party where wealthy businessmen gathered. I thought that I would mix some good things and eat, and by the way, take a look at the beauties at this party, if the situation allows, he will also flirt with the skirt and unbutton the cups, but he didn't expect to bump into Liao Zhiyuan and pull a star he likes for a long time for XXOO. After enjoying a live broadcast of You and My Will, he was very popular, he didn't expect his idol goddess to be such a person, so casual. Then the wind horse fork worm, the usual image of the jade girl turned out to be pretended! Then. He was so angry that he took the clothes of the dog man and woman and threw them in the party hall. And then walked away.
I didn't expect to go over to see the excitement today, and I actually met Liao Zhiyuan again, he didn't think much about it, and gave that guy a punch as soon as he went up. Others thought it was just a smashing of the stomach, but in fact, he also kicked Liao Zhiyuan's life.
It's just that he can't think of it. I was found today!
Someone actually saw him, which shocked the invisible man very much!
And this man's speed is actually faster than him, and his serum mutation makes his speed exceed the limit of humans!
"Is this man a monster?"
The invisible man couldn't help but be surprised, but he didn't know that he was even more of a monster.
When the invisible man jumps onto the wall of the community. But then he got mixed up and fell on his heels. Just now, it was as if a hand appeared on his foot to stop him.
This is naturally Yang Qi's mental power!
Along the way, Yang Qi ran wildly, wanting to turn on his telekinesis and use his telekinesis at the same time, but the speed of this invisible man was too fast, and he failed to succeed several times, and this time it finally worked.
This heel made Yang Qi immediately chase after him, pounce on him, and catch the invisible man.
It's really a human body!
He exists, but people can't see it, but they can touch, smell, and touch it, and they can naturally catch it.
Yang Qi reached out and restrained his hands and pressed them to the ground.
This posture is very strange, if a passerby passes by, you will definitely see a person lying on the ground, as if to strengthen the air and the ground.
Tao Ming felt that the strength on Yang Qi's body was very strong, he didn't struggle, but he wasn't scared either. As soon as his mind moved, the serum in his body was suddenly pressed, and a gas was emitted from the pores, sticking to Yang Qi's hands that grabbed him, and suddenly Yang Qi's hands also became transparent, starting from the finger ends, and slowly spreading to the palms, wrists, and forearms!
Tao Ming's control of the invisibility ability has reached a new level, not only being able to make himself transparent, but also being able to make things that come into contact with him transparent, such as the clothes he wears and the things he holds. However, the range of this transparent release capacity is very small, only less than a meter away.
Yang Qi saw that his arm suddenly became transparent, and he was also frightened all of a sudden, no matter how strong a person is, he will probably be shocked when he sees his hand disappear all of a sudden. Instinctively, he wanted to wave his arm to feel if his hand still existed, and this wave just gave Tao Ming an opportunity, so he immediately turned around and ran.
However, Yang Qi's reaction was very fast, and he pounced again only in an instant, and the absolute explosive power made Yang Qi immediately pounce on the invisible man, this time he pressed it hard.
Seeing that the invisible man couldn't escape like this, he also died, but he still didn't have much fear, and asked, "Who are you?" Why are you trying to arrest me? ”
"I want to know who you are, why can you be invisible?" Yang Qi stood up, but one hand still grabbed the invisible man, and the heart net was always open, just in case.
"I also want to know what I am doing to be invisible."
After Tao Ming finished speaking, the whole person appeared in front of Yang Qi, he was a little fat man, and he looked harmless to humans and animals.
Being asked by Tao Ming, Yang Qi was also slightly stunned, locked it with the qi machine, let go of his hand, and then, without saying anything, directly launched the hypnotism and hypnotized the invisible man. This guy is a bit tricky and can't use hypnosis. This hypnosis went very smoothly, it seems that this invisible person has no other abilities except for being invisible and fast, and his mental power is only about twice as strong as that of ordinary people, and hypnosis can be overwhelming.
After hypnotizing him, Yang Qi immediately asked some questions about himself, and after asking a lot of questions, he stopped and roughly understood the situation of this invisible man.
After knowing the situation of the invisible man, Yang Qi couldn't cry or laugh, this guy was really a bit of a spoof, and even felt like a child who hadn't grown up. However, having seen so much, he can maintain such a casual mentality, which makes Yang Qi quite admired.
"This guy is a joke!"
Yang Qi smiled faintly and woke Tao Ming up, and from the questioning, Yang Qi felt that this guy was not a guy who could be harmful and destructive. said: "No offense, just curious about why you will be invisible." ”
"Then it's good for you to talk to me, why do you want to run so far after me! I thought you were one of the men I had beaten! ”
Tao Ming's head shook slightly, looked Yang Qi up and down again, and said, "You guy, how can you see me?" Also, why are you so fast, and your strength is still so great! Are you a monster? ”
When Yang Qi heard this, he was speechless, isn't he like a monster. was about to speak, but saw this invisible man named Tao Ming squinted his eyes and said, "It feels weird, did you do something to me?" ”
Yang Qi said: "It's nothing. ”
"Hehe, it doesn't matter what you really have."
That Tao Ming suddenly laughed and said, "I said, since you can see me, you can catch up with me, and you can beat me, then are you going to kill me?" If you want to arrest me, it is impossible, how can I be a bohemian and longing for freedom, how can I not commit suicide! ”
When Yang Qi heard this, he shook his head and said, "I won't kill you, and I won't arrest you." ”
"Don't kill me, don't arrest me?"
Tao Ming smiled again, laughed so much that the flesh on his face trembled, and said, "Then let's be friends!" What do you think? ”
Yang Qi saw that Tao Ming was looking at him very casually, but there was something different in his eyes, he nodded with a smile and said, "Of course, I like to be friends with monsters the most." ”
Seeing this, Tao Ming said to Yang Qi with a very serious expression: "My name is Tao Ming, and my name is just one word different from Tao Yuanming, isn't it very bullish!" And I'm going to be invisible. You don't believe it? Well, I'll go to your house tonight and stare at you like a ghost to see if you can sleep! ”
Yang Qi was slightly stunned and said with a smile: "I believe it!" ”
Tao Ming smiled, stretched out his hand to Yang Qi, and said, "You are my Tao Ming's first friend!" ”
When he said this, there was some excitement in Tao Ming's eyes, that is, the different things that Yang Qi had just seen were magnifying.
"My name is Yang Qi."
Yang Qi stretched out his hand and shook Tao Ming's hand.
After letting go, Tao Ming smiled, leaned in front of Yang Qi, and said, "Brother Yang, do you have a favorite star?" I'll go get you their original inner stockings in the evening! Don't want those? Then I'll take you directly to see them sleep, and I can help you hide too. When the time comes, if you want to do that, I'll take a picture of it. ”
When Yang Qi heard this, he patted his forehead, and your friend comic has been launched. (To be continued......)