Lao Yu grabbed a handful of the sticky thing with both hands, put it on his nose and sniffed it, quickly took his hand away, and shouted: "! , where did this thing come from in this bed? You damn loser, you don't pull the toilet in, but you pull stinky shit in the bed, don't you want to stink to death? ”

"I didn't do it, I didn't do it."

Lao Yu was originally a matter of Erying today, there was gas in his stomach, plus he drank a belly of liquor, and he wanted to vomit in the restaurant, but he didn't expect this stinky to be smoked, and he couldn't stop being lame, "wow", even the wine with crabs, gushing out of his mouth, and all of them were sprayed on Dayingzi's body, making her wife head and face, plus a neck, either a clam or a second pot head, the smell was worse than! Chain reaction, domino effect, caused Dayingzi's stomach to churn up and down, and he couldn't help it, and he vomited all the things in his stomach with a "wow". Because she was afraid of vomiting on the man and being beaten, she shook her head and bent over, and vomited all the vomit in the leather shoes that Lao Yu had just taken off, full of two shoes, no more, no less. In the dark, Lao Yu wanted to put on leather shoes and go out to breathe, but as soon as his two feet were inserted into the shoes, he felt that there was something sticky, and hurriedly pulled out his feet, although he moved fast, it was a step too late, and his feet were already stained with fishy things, so angry that he bent down and took off his socks, and no matter where he fell, he threw them out casually, and ran to the living room with bare feet to find candles.

Lao Yu and his family tossed for a night, finally cleaned up the house and the two of them, made breakfast and didn't finish it, Eryingzi came as promised, Lao Yu asked: "Who told you to come again?" Those things that were pulled yesterday ?????" He looked at the porridge he was serving and realized that he was eating, and that word was really not the right time to say it, indecent! He tried to keep his mouth shut, but when he recalled the scene, he put down his rice bowl, he couldn't eat, and he wanted to vomit.

"Brother-in-law. You went out all day yesterday, why didn't you come back? ”

Lao Yu was extremely angry: "Who is your brother-in-law?" You are my second ancestor! ”

"It's not a brother-in-law, is it a husband? That's better, anyway, Hong Shun is also lost, I can't live without a man, let's get along with it. ”

Dayingzi put the rice bowl on the table heavily, slapped the chopsticks on the table, jumped up and objected: "No, I don't agree!" I've had enough of the previous days when people were not ghosts or ghosts. I want to be an upright person, and then I want to be the same as in the past, you two are happy in the bed, tell me to watch the wind outside, give you two a watch, stand guard, I'm not stupid, don't do it! If you do that ugly thing again, I will open the door of the house. Running on the street with a portable horn and shouting, calling all the villagers to come and see the excitement, you are not afraid of being embarrassed. Anyway, I don't want to keep this old face open, I want to keep it secret? No way! ”

Lao Yu said: "Erying." Go out and walk along the street, maybe Hong Shun will beg for food on the street. ”

"Delusional, Hong Shun can do electrical welding and repair vehicles. can also drive a big truck, can he fall to the point of begging for food everywhere? I underestimated him. ”

"Then you have to go and find wow, the light is coming to haunt your brother-in-law. That won't solve the problem. Why don't I accompany you around, and if you're lucky, you might be able to meet him on the street." ”

Eryingzi thought about it, there was no other way, go out and find it. As soon as she walked to the door, she turned back again, and the frightened old Yu sank her heart, for fear that the two ancestors would regret it, so she hurriedly asked: "Why don't you leave, what are the conditions, you can say it quickly." ”

"Two things. One is to ask my sister to take more money and wait for the hotel at noon. The second is that you can't go out, brother-in-law, so I won't be in a hurry when I come back and can't find you. ”

"Huh? Are you back? ”

"Not necessarily. If you find Hong Shun, you won't come back, you can't find it, I'm sorry, and I'm still pulling on your bed until Hong Shun comes back. ”

"Oh my God, I'm not alive anymore."

"What are you waiting for, go out with her and find it." Lao Yu pushed his wife and urged her to help her sister find someone, "save her from being angry with me here"

Dayingzi took Eryingzi's hand, and the two went out of the door, judging from the back of one pull and one pull, Eryingzi didn't want to leave this house. Lao Yu didn't wait for the two sisters to go away, and hurriedly sent a sentence: "Look carefully, don't come back if you don't see anyone." Lao Yu hurriedly closed the door, plugged in the latch from the inside, and then hurriedly went to bed and fell asleep.

The two sisters walked along every street in the development zone, asked people when they met, and when they saw a truck parked on the side of the road, they came up to recognize people. The two of them kept going around, they didn't eat lunch, and when the sun set, let alone seeing Hong Shun, they didn't even meet his human hair. Look at the lights around, at the door of the roadside restaurant, people come and go, the hungry stomachs of the two are growling, Eryingzi still has to look for it, how can his legs be weak, his mouth is dry, and the light tosses the two pools of thin, Da Yingzi, who hasn't slept all night, really can't help it, and persuaded Erying: "Erying, my sister is really not good, go home." ”

Eryingzi said: "No, I haven't found Hong Shun yet." ”

"It's really not good, can my sister sleep with you?"

Eryingzi nodded in agreement, and the two stumbled back to Eryingzi's house, opened the door and sat on the sofa, no one went to cook, the two of you look at me, I look at you, everyone closed their eyes and fell asleep. Suddenly, Er Yingzi suddenly jumped up from the sofa and pushed Da Yingzi anxiously: "Sister, get up quickly, there is a thief in the house!" ”

Dayingzi rubbed his eyes and asked, "Surprised, where is anyone?" ”

Eryingzi pointed to her bedroom with her finger and asked Dayingzi to listen, and sure enough, there was movement in the bedroom, as if it was a man's snoring. The two sisters hurriedly broke into the kitchen, one took a rolling pin, the other picked up a kitchen knife, both raised their weapons high above their heads, and forced them into the bedroom step by step. ”

The two of them were self-lit, focusing on the bed together. Alas, how can there be any thief, it is Hong Shun who is sleeping on his bed. It's really nowhere to be found in broken shoes, and it takes no effort to get it! I searched around the development zone, but who would have expected him to lie at home and sleep! Even the gods couldn't imagine this situation.

In addition to being happy, he was even more annoyed. Erying stepped forward and was about to scold Hong Shun, but Dayingzi quickly grabbed her hand and reminded her: "Don't make more mistakes, you are not good to him, he still runs out, it has become a habit, this problem is not easy to correct." Even though Hong Shun has returned, I am also relieved, hurry home and sleep, I am trapped. ”

One of the sisters closed the door, the other left, and they were fine.

As the saying goes, press down the gourd and scoop it up, Eryingzi's side is stable, and the huge side can make trouble. It turned out to be like this: Li Weimin and Boss Wang didn't discuss it, they came to see Hong Shun in Zhao Wu's car, and by the way, they also found Li Erhuang and a few of their old friends to play for a few days, and they didn't see each other for a few years, so they missed it. Who knows that it is not a coincidence, Zhao Wu, this child is not a weapon, he is naturally good, and his personality is similar to that of the Lu family thief, he drove a car to deliver tofu to the sheet metal shop, and on the way back, he looked at a girl in red at the door of the roadside store one or two more times, and her brain was distracted, and she crashed the car directly into the roadside tree! The small tractor that Zhao Wu drove in front of him, the brake is on the right, and the current car is the opposite, the accelerator of the car is on the right, and the brake is on the left. Zhao Wu was patronizing to see the beautiful women at that time, and he had long forgotten that he was driving a car, not a tractor. It's no problem to press the speed of the tractor, not to mention looking at the beautiful woman twice, and then you can't hit the tree with two eyes, that guy is running slowly. The car is different, more than ten meters past in the blink of an eye, and the speed is fast. Waiting for Zhao Wu to feel wrong, he stepped on the brakes sharply, and his feet habitually swung to the right, just mistaken the accelerator as a brake, "click", the front of the car was firmly against the tree, and the tree was small, but this is an old provincial road, a thick plane tree, the car looks very strong, but its bumper is made of plastic, and it can't help but top! A guy hit the tree, couldn't help but touch, the front face of the car was smashed, and the person was fine thanks to the airbag.

Zhao Wu got out of the car and saw that the bumper was made of plastic, so he kicked the front wheel of the car and scolded: "It's better than Lao Tzu's tractor to ban it, damn it!" The bumper of the tractor is 15 cm of trough steel, who would have thought that such an expensive car, but use plastic as the bumper, isn't this fooling? Fooled by buying this thing! He called Li Weimin at the time and said that he couldn't go to see Li Er, the car hit the tree, and he also chattered about the plastic bumper on the phone several times, and repeatedly asked Li Weimin, is the bumper of other people's cars also plastic? Li Weimin replied yes, and Zhao Wu was relieved. Frustrated, I got a trailer and went to the overhaul shop to fix the car.

Hong Shun was in a hurry to go home, Xiaohong wanted to come to find Pang, so the two of them came back by bus, and when they got home, it was late, Hong Shun was also kind, sent Xiaohong to the door of the huge hotel, and turned around and went home. This send-off scene happened to be seen by Liu Xueyin, who was standing outside the door to greet the guests. She and Xiaohong had only met once, and they had long forgotten their appearance, and when they saw Hong Shun leading a woman to the hotel, they turned around and left, never looking back. I was so strange in my heart, and when I entered the store after a while, I almost turned her back on her anger! Her man was holding hands with Little Red and exchanging heartfelt words. It's a good dog can't change to eat. (To be continued......)