Chapter 833: Cheap Man

When Yan Xiaokai put all the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen, he found the bowl of medicine Yan Xiaotong said on the marble stove, a big bowl of black pasty, and couldn't help but think in his heart, if he drank this bowl of medicine, he should be very full without eating anything.

Bored thinking about it like this, I quickly took the medicine out of the room, but when I walked, my head was a little dazed, and a heat rose in my body.

This feeling of being drunk made Yan Xiaokai very strange, but he only drank three glasses, why was he a little drunk? Auntie, what is this wine used to soak in? It's so powerful.

When I walked into the room where the eyeball was, I saw that she was still lying motionless and unconscious on the bed, but her face seemed to be a little more bloody than before.

It seems that my aunt is not old herself, and that fumigation therapy is really effective!

Yan Xiaokai sighed secretly, looking at the unconscious eyes, his face was as sweet as a baby, with long eyelashes, thin lips, and a bath towel......

Yan Xiaokai suddenly felt the heat in his body rushing upward.

It's so unproductive, haven't you ever seen a woman? Yan Xiaokai scolded himself secretly, hugged his eyes, and said gently: "Senior sister, senior sister!" I've given you medicine. ”

The eyeballs didn't react at all, and fell limply into his arms.

Yan Xiaokai sighed silently, and then carefully fed the bowl of medicine into the mouth of the eyeball little by little with a spoon.

The medicine was poured in, and it took about ten minutes.

The eyeballs finally had some reactions, the eyelashes trembled slightly, and the eyes opened, and when I saw Yan Xiaokai staring at him with a concerned face, his lips squirmed several times, and then he made a jerky and hoarse voice, "Am I still alive?" ”

Looking at her weak and haggard appearance, Yan Xiaokai felt very uncomfortable, but he still nodded vigorously, "Of course." ”

A smile appeared on his face, "I thought you were really so self-reproachful and died with me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly: "Senior sister, don't say such frustrating words, okay?" ”

Eyeball said again: "Then am I cured now?" ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "No!" ”

The look in his eyes darkened, and he said in a very desperate tone: "You still want to die, don't you?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "You don't have to die, but it's ......"

Eyeballs said, "But what? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let's see if you want to live!" ”

"Of course I'm willing to live, and I want to live well, better than most people!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked, "Really? ”

The eyes said lovelessly: "Can this still be fake?" ”

Yan Xiaokai looked at her for a while, nodded, and then began to unbutton her shirt, and then the rhythm of undressing.

Eyeballs asked suspiciously, "What are you doing here?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Let you live!" ”

Eyeball: "Huh? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Didn't you realize it just now?" You should have heard what my aunt and I said, right? ”

The eyeballs shook their heads in embarrassment, "Some heard it, some didn't!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, I'll talk about your situation again now." ”

The eyeball said: "Okay! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "The poison contained in Uemura's poisonous needle is a compound type, the traditional plant poison and the modern chemical poison are mixed together, although my aunt has forced out all the toxins in your body, but your organs have been damaged. ”

Hearing this, his face turned even paler, and he muttered, "Then I, what will happen to me?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "My aunt said that the long one can live for a year and a half, and the short one is only three or five days, and he lives like a wasted person who is completely unsuccessful." ”

The look in his eyes showed a look of despair, but he still asked with a glimmer of hope, "Is there no cure?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "No! ”

His eyes were silent for a while, and he slowly opened his mouth and said, "Senior Brother Xiaokai, can you do me two a favor?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded without thinking about it: "Okay, you say!" ”

The eyeball said: "Under my seat in the company, there is a brick, and there are some things hidden under the floor tiles, among which there is a bank card, the password is 709394, and there are fifteen million ...... in it."

Yan Xiaokai was so surprised: "You are so rich? ”

Eyeball nodded, and then explained: "But don't get me wrong, these are all the hard-earned money I have earned from helping other agents write reports and share bounties in my agent career in the past few years!" ”

Yan Xiaokai suddenly said: "No wonder you are so skilled, it turns out that this business has been doing it for many years!" Well, and then what? ”

Eyeballs said: "Then when you see my dad, please pass it on to him!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Why don't you hand it over to him yourself?" ”

Eyeballs said: "He doesn't know where to run to be happy now, and in order not to let others disturb him, he cut off all contact information." Wait for him to come back...... I'm probably no longer here, so I'll leave this matter to you! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then you're not afraid that I will be greedy for this money?" ”

His eyes looked at Yan Xiaokai for a while, and he slowly shook his head and said, "I believe you are not such a person." ”

Yan Xiaokai sighed, gave her a thumbs up and said, "Senior sister, you are so amazing, even such a secret thing as me being a good person has been seen by you!" ”

His eyes were a little proud: "Otherwise, can I be your senior sister?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "Okay, I wrote down this matter, is there anyone else, anything else?" ”

The eyeball said: "No! ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What about your boyfriend?" ”

Eyeballs said: "No boyfriend!" ”

"Huh?" Yan Xiaokai's eyes widened and he asked curiously, "How is it possible?" You look ...... It's okay, and there are no men chasing you? ”

His eyes said dissatisfiedly: "Yan Xiaokai, I'm about to die, you still say such things, what do you mean by being passable, I'm obviously very beautiful, okay?" ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to follow her meaning and said: "Yes, it's beautiful, it's very sexy, and it's popular among thousands of middle-aged and elderly hedgehog uncles!" ”

The eyeball gave him a roll of his eyes, "you, there are more men chasing me, and all of them are handsome guys!" ”

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Then why don't you fall in love?" ”

Yanzhu sighed and said: "I became a secret policeman, I don't know what will happen tomorrow today, although I have been moved many times, but for the sake of safety first, I still decided not to fall in love, so as not to tire others and the neighborhood!" ”

When Yan Xiaokai heard this, he was very convinced, "What about the most reluctant?" ”

The eyeball said: "The most embarrassing thing is to trouble you, find me a bottle of sleeping pills, feed me to eat, and let me leave quietly in my sleep." ”

Hearing such desperate and desolate words, Yan Xiaokai felt uncomfortable, but he still pretended to be indifferent and said: "It's very troublesome, I'll strangle you to death directly, okay?" ”

Yanzhu shook his head and said: "Don't, it's very uncomfortable to be strangled to death, it's also ugly, I want to die beautifully!" ”

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

The eyeball said: "Don't be stunned, hurry up and find me sleeping pills." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Senior sister, if there is a way for you to live, are you willing to pay for it?" ”

Eyeballs said: "Half-immortal alive?" If that's the case, forget it! ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "No, live like a normal person." ”

Eyeballs said: "Of course I do, but do you have such a way?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't care if I have it or not, you just say that in order to survive, you are willing to do anything?" ”

The eyeball said: "The ants are still stealing, let alone people?" As long as I can really live as you say, I am naturally willing to do anything. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, put her back on the bed, and then untied the thick bath towel on her body.

Although her eyes were all gray at this time, she was still a woman...... To be exact, she was an unemployed girl, so after feeling a cold on her body, her face suddenly turned a little crimson, and she was so nervous that she couldn't do it, but she didn't have the strength to move, so she could only ask anxiously: "Yan Xiaokai, I'm like this, do you want to do anything to me?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Yes, and it has to be like this!" ”

The eyes are so angry that they can't do it: "You ......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Senior sister, do you know what my martial arts are so powerful? ”

The eyes said angrily: "How can I know the way!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Because I have practiced a unique mental method, this mental method can not only improve personal cultivation, but also repair injuries, it is not an exaggeration to say, and even has the function of resurrecting the dead!" ”

The eyes said in disbelief: "There is really such kung fu in the world, aren't you coaxing me to be happy?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's all like this, how can I still have the heart to make you happy!" ”

The eyeball said: "Then you have this kung fu and you ...... What does it matter what I am? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "This kung fu is to be practiced by men and women, and the way to practice it is what I am!" ”

Eyeballs smiled bitterly: "So perverted? ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What kind of pervert, haven't you heard of double cultivation?" ”

The eyeball said: "I've heard it, I haven't encountered it!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then you can feel it for yourself now!" ”

Eyeball smiled bitterly: "Is there no other way than this?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Is there any other way, do I still want to use this?" You think I'm willing to ...... with you."

His eyes hurt his self-esteem very much, and he said, "Yan Xiaokai!" ”

"Uh......" Yan Xiaokai saw the embarrassed look in his eyes, and hurriedly changed his words: "Uh, senior sister is beautiful and sexy, since the first time we met, I have regarded you as the object of that matter, and I have been thinking about what I am with you in my dreams!" ”

The face that couldn't control his eyes turned red again, and he scolded shamefully: "It's shameless! ”

Yan Xiaokai said sincerely: "As long as I can let you live, I don't want such a thing as a face." ”

Hearing this, his eyes trembled in his heart, and he was a little moved, and he said with some hesitation: "What if I am by you, and my injuries are not healed?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then you won't lose!" ”

The eyeballs were so angry that they couldn't do it, "I'm still a yellow flower girl, what did I do with you, I still don't lose?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Of course it's not a loss, even if it really doesn't work, you have no regrets, because you can be a real woman before you pass away, and feel the joy of men and women, you haven't been a woman in vain in your life, aren't you?" ”

"You!" looked at Yan Xiaokai with his eyes smashed, and muttered: "No wonder others say you are cheap, it seems that you are really not an ordinary cheap!" ”

If it was before, Yan Xiaokai might have turned around and left, because this word hurt his self-esteem too much, but this time, he had nothing to do, and even stripped himself naked......