Chapter 131: Pansi Cave
Bai Nenmei herself thought that she had already had an experience - she was stabbed once by the 'chopsticks' of the Japanese student in the class, although it only took about ten seconds from the beginning to the end.
Bai Nenmei remembers very clearly, because her Japanese-American boyfriend is an advocate of Asian integration (Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere), and on Christmas Eve, the two of them were watching the video of Liu Xiang's Olympic hurdle gold medal ten years ago, which her boyfriend liked very much. The whole process of love in the date is just the start of the starting pistol and the end of the line crossing - 12.88 seconds.
Because of the attributes of her Japanese boyfriend chopsticks boy, Bai Nenmei didn't feel anything during the whole process, and asked a few words casually, so the tragedy happened......
In the eyes of the Chinese, the Japanese are always inexplicably crazy to worship the sports and track and field champions among Asians, just because this person is a yellow race - in fact, this is similar to the reason that Korean artists are cattle and horses in China and sex slaves have countless fans when they arrive in China, since the founding of the country in 1840, the mainstream trend of thought that has never stopped is that the moon is round in foreign countries, and monks from afar will chant scriptures.
In this passionate field battle with a strange Asian young man, Bai Nenmei clearly felt that something had come in, and it filled her body more than once, as if it was going to tear her body apart from the middle, but fortunately, this feeling quickly receded, and the pleasure like a tide came from the place where the two people were connected.
Bai Nenmei was very satisfied with Zhang Cheng's unreasonable rampage as soon as he came in, and Bai Nenmei also secretly watched the Asian movie, a man and a woman performed a ninety-minute film, eighty-five minutes of various training and toying + three minutes of real knife and gun bed scene + two minutes of actresses drying milk in various positions. There is still something new to watch once or twice, and it is really boring to see too much - Bai Nenmei cannot be like Chinese because of the educational environment. Look at it with hatred, look at it with criticism.
Bai Nenmei and Zhang Cheng fought fiercely in the most primitive way in this grove, until the two sides fully exchanged body fluids, Bai Nenmei came back to her senses after a while, and then Bai Nenmei realized that she didn't do any protective measures because of her lack of experience, but it doesn't matter that Asians are the cleanest in the United States, as for herself, take a small pill to solve it.
The two of them cleaned up the mess, Bai Nenmei cleaned up the sticky thighs with the wet paper towel she carried with her, picked up the wet paper towel to throw away and saw that there were still pink blood stains on it. exclaimed: "It's bleeding again." Strange, what do I have to say again. ”
Poisonous tongue Zhang Cheng: "Because your ex-boyfriend is a toothpick." ”
Bai Nenmei retorted: "It's chopsticks." ”
After the two got to know each other, Bai Nenmei remembered something and asked in a low voice, "I haven't asked your name yet, my name is Sonya." ”
Zhang Cheng: "According to us Chinese, why should we have ever known each other. But since you've asked. Then get acquainted. Bruce. Sheet. ”
Bai Nenmei lowered her head and played with Xiao Cheng, who was still majestic, and asked, "Do you want to go to my house to play?" ”
Zhang Cheng wanted to see that this meant nothing more than to fight again in a different place: "Very willing." ”
As for the few women who went out of the house together. I'm sure I'll go home after burning off the extra calories.
Zhang Cheng connected his mobile phone with his finger and sent a text message to Ye Zi, saying that he was going to walk around alone. Ye Zi replied to the text message: I know the truth.
Bai Nenmei Sonia also lives in this community, but not on the same street. There is still some distance. The two of them sorted out their clothes and walked out of the woods for a while, turning two streets, before they arrived at Bai Nenmei's house.
Six women of all sizes in Bai Nenmei's family are playing a comprehensive board game, the kind of game played in the brave is similar to Monopoly or virtual life, and after taking Zhang Cheng into the door, Bai Nenmei briefly introduced: "Mommy, eldest sister, second sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, sixth sister." ”
Zhang Cheng complained: "You should hang a sign in front of your house and write 'Pansi Cave' in Chinese." ”
Bai Nenmei's family smiled proudly, no one spoke, although no one could understand what Zhang Cheng meant by Pansi Cave, but it sounded very powerful, and that was enough.
Soon Zhang Cheng discovered another discordant thing, Bai Nenmei's mother is about thirty years old, and the difference between Bai Nenmei's eldest sister is about ten years old, Zhang Cheng complained again: "I didn't expect it to be true, I heard it in China, American elementary school students began to get pregnant and give birth." ”
Bai Nenmei's mother: "Sorry for misunderstanding, I haven't entered the delivery room yet, and the six children were adopted by me and my husband." They are all children who have lost their guardians, and if no one adopts them, they will be sent to orphanages. For young children, it is difficult to develop the right social values when they grow up without a healthy family. ”
Zhang Cheng praised: "It makes sense, we Chinese also believe in cause and effect, you see, if Hitler had not been bullied by the Jewish class president and Jewish classmates when he was in elementary school, and developed a hatred mentality, he would not have killed six million Jews later." Now, Chinese have also learned to be grateful to their classmates and roommates who were bullied and excluded by them intentionally or unintentionally when they were in school, and they didn't kill them with hammers or poison......
Bai Nenmei's family: Chinese schools are terrible.
Sister Bai Nenmei: "I'm majoring in history, since you're from China, I just want to ask, there are descriptions of nuclear war and the Great Flood in the Old Testament and Indian epics, and there are also relevant descriptions in Chinese history, right?" What are the things I want to write into my thesis? ”
Zhang Cheng thought for a while: "The story of the Great Flood is shared by all ethnic groups in China, Hulu brothers and sisters, Dayu controls the water." In China, I think the only myth of a nuclear war is Houyi's shooting of the sun, and it is said that ten suns appeared in the sky at that time and dried the earth. I don't think there can be any other explanation other than someone blowing up nine nuclear bombs. ”
Sister Bai Nenmei nodded: "Understood, I'll check the relevant information when I go back." In fact, about mythological stories, the ancients did not lie, remember the story of the Troy and the Trojan Horse in Homer's epic? Before the ruins of the city of Troy were discovered, it was thought to be a myth for thousands of years. ”
Zhang Cheng also minored in history and immediately said: "According to this understanding, did Shakyamuni also fly? ”
Sister Bai Nenmei, who is not majoring in Asian history, asked, "How do you say it?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "In mythological stories, the Buddha was swallowed by the golden-winged Dapeng bird before Shakyamuni became a Buddha, and he became a Buddha after coming out and stepping on the spiritual mountain. In ancient times, there was no concept of steel and aluminum alloy, and the metal that was first contacted and used should have been natural gold. I think, maybe this golden-winged roc bird is some kind of flying machine or even an airplane, and there must be a lot of benefits if it comes up, what do you say? ”
Sister Bai Nenmei: "Maybe it's not like a plane disappeared some time ago." Speaking of time, you also know that time is not an artificially created scale on a clock, in fact, time cannot be seen or touched, and even unstable. I think that if you have enough energy, you can distort it. ”
Zhang Cheng also nodded in agreement: "That's right, this is the basis of time and space. It's a pity that no one knows what to do. ”
At the same time, Zhang Cheng wondered, is it because he has become stronger that time has left fewer traces on his body?
Sister Bai Nenmei: "That's what space physicists have to do." Can you tell me a little bit about China? For me and a lot of people, it was a mysterious country. (To be continued......)