"Vomit...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"

In the small forest on the side of the road, the sound of vomiting was constantly sounding, Shangguan Wusu bowed his waist, holding a big tree in his hand, vomiting breathlessly, almost not vomiting out the Chinese New Year's Eve meal.

When she returned to the car with red eyes, Yan Xiaokai was a little distressed and a little funny, and couldn't help but teasing: "Sister Wusu, didn't you like to eat sausages before?" ”

Shangguan Wusu glanced at him angrily, "I like to eat sausages, but your one is obviously fake and shoddy or even expired, fishy, salty and weird, it really doesn't fit my appetite." ”

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said, "Then why don't you ...... I'll buy some cheese or something to spread on it! ”

Shangguan Wusu felt a chill in his heart, and scolded angrily: "The surname is Yan, do you dare to be a little more serious?" ”

"Don't like it?" Yan Xiaokai spread his hands and said: "Then it can only be like this, go on!" ”

Shangguan Wusu said weakly: "Do you want to come?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "You said it, if you are willing to gamble and lose, of course you have to come." ”

Shangguan Wusu said with a bitter face: "But I'm almost finished vomiting up the yellow bile water!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's good to get used to it, you have to know that you will get used to it if you spit it out, well, who said this, I forgot, anyway, you carry it, bear with it, wait for it, it's good!" ”

Shangguan Wusu's face was wrinkled like a bitter gourd, and his tone was soft and soft, begging for mercy: "Don't want it, okay!" ”

Yan Xiaokai remembered the scene when she let herself go yesterday, and said unmoved: "If I lose, will you let me go?" ”

Of course not! Shangguan Wusu subconsciously wanted to say this, but when the words came to his mouth and swallowed back, he could only pretend to be pitiful and said: "But it's really unpalatable, if I vomit like this, my stomach will hurt again." ”

You're just squeamish, others can eat it, why can't you eat it?

Yan Xiaokai thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say this in his mouth, so he could only sigh and say, "Forget it!" ”

"Forget it?" Shangguan Wusu was overjoyed, and hurriedly kissed him on the face, "I know that you are the best for me." ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I mean forget it above, and make up for it below." ”

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a moment, "Faint to death, you can't let me go?" ”

Yan Xiaokai pointed to his body, "I want to let you go, but it refuses!" ”

Shangguan Wusu lowered his head to take a look, and seeing that Xiao Xiaokai looked unwilling to give up, he couldn't help but stretch out his slender fingers and flick it on its head, "You little pervert, you are all harmed." ”

"Suck ~~~" Yan Xiaokai took a breath after being played, and said with a bitter face: "Its temper is tough, the more fierce you are to it, the more unwilling it will be soft." ”

Shangguan Wusu lowered his eyes and looked at it again, but no, he was flicked by himself, Xiaoxiao Kai became more arrogant, so he quickly stretched out his hand and stroked it: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, don't be angry, my sister is playing with you, my sister loves you, I will buy you candy to eat in a while." ”

Yan Xiaokai burst out laughing, "It doesn't eat sugar!" ”

Shangguan Wusu subconsciously asked, "Then what does it eat?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Do you still need to ask?" Meat, of course! ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "What's so good about eating meat, you have to get fat if you eat meat." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's not afraid of being fat, the fatter it is, the happier it is." ”

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes at him, "This is not what you are used to, cultivate this kind of virtue!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was speechless for a while, and then urged: "Don't saliva more than tea, come quickly!" Aren't you still thinking about making great progress? If you want to, be diligent and feed it quickly. ”

Shangguan Wusu raised his eyes to look at the tablet, saw that the signal was still, looked left and right, there was no one in the woods, anyway, it was guarded, awake was awake, bored was boring, so he gritted his teeth and said: "Come on, who is afraid of whom, my aunt and grandmother can't clean you up today." ”

As she spoke, she reached over and put down the back of Yan Xiaokai's seat, and then reached out and pushed it, causing Yan Xiaokai to lie down, and then sat on top of him......

(2,000 words of harmony)

When the violent tremor of the car stopped, Shangguan Wusu opened her cherry lips and gasped for breath, and a few strands of hair had fallen from her coiled hair, holding her flushed cheeks.

Looking at her like this, it obviously doesn't look like she has cleaned up others, but she has been cleaned up by others.

Yan Xiaokai saw that she was panting hard, and he wanted to get up from her.

Shangguan Wusu hurriedly hugged him and said, "Don't move, stay for a while, I hate that you pull out the guy immediately every time you finish it." ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to follow her wishes and lightly press on her, but he reached over and pressed the window lightly, letting the breeze outside the window come in, making her more comfortable.

I have to say that sometimes, especially when he was in bed, Yan Daguan was rough and arrogant, revealing thoughtfulness and gentleness.

Shangguan Wusu put his arms around his waist, but his slender legs were between his buttocks, and he looked at him stupidly for a while before muttering: "It's really strange!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What's strange? ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "You are obviously so bad that you are scum, and you are so desperate that you even pretended to be dead to deceive me, but I don't hate you, I don't hate you, but I willingly open my legs for you!" ”

Yan Xiao smiled, "This is my charm!" ”

Shangguan Wusu glanced at him, "You have a fart charm." ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't refute it, just hehe's straight.

Shangguan Wusu's voice suddenly became soft again, "Hey, let me ask you, did you miss me these days when I went out on a mission?" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded without thinking about it: "Yes!" ”

Shangguan Wusu's heart warmed, and he asked softly, "What do you miss me?" ”

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed to the place below where he was still deep.

Shangguan Wusu slapped him on the head and scolded: "I know that you don't want to do good things!" ”

Yan Xiaokai covered his head that was sore and looked at him speechlessly.

Shangguan Wusu asked again: "What else do you want me from besides this?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "I miss when you used to dress as a man." ”

"I've never dressed as a man, it's your wishful thinking that I'm a man!"

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes repeatedly, but when he thought of a certain picture from before, he couldn't help but laugh again.

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "What are you laughing at?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I think of the fact that you dragged me to the toilet and picked up your thing in front of me, I can't help but want to laugh." ”

Yan Xiaokai scratched his head a little embarrassed, "At that time, I really regarded you as a Shangguan, and that guy always had to compete with me!" ”

Shangguan Wusu suddenly asked with some curiosity: "Then who is older?" ”

Yan Xiao sweated a little, "Haven't you seen it?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I have only seen you." That slut, I only saw it when I was very young. ”

Yan Xiaokai was slightly relieved, and said proudly: "Of course it's my big!" ”

Shangguan Wusu glanced at him, "It's great, the horse is bigger, I don't see you to compare, it's true." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's not a big deal, it's just that it can make you die and come back to life." ”

Shangguan Wu glanced at him, "You're embarrassed to say!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What's so embarrassing, weren't you very hilarious just now, call me vigorously, by the way, what did you call me just now, as if you were calling my brother, call me again......"

Shangguan Wusu remembered his crazy and ridiculous appearance just now, his face was red for a while, and he stretched out his hand to squeeze him fiercely, "You still say, you still say, if you hadn't seduted me, I would have become like this." ”

Yan Xiaokai laughed, hugged her tighter, and asked after a while, "Wusu, after getting along with me, do you regret it?" ”

Seeing that he was serious, Shangguan Wusu didn't make any trouble, and after thinking about it seriously, he shook his head and said, "I don't regret it." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What are you for?" ”

Shangguan Wusu sighed and said: "Anyway, if we join this industry, we are destined not to have a normal life, marriage can be said to be a luxury for us, so after being ruined by you, I also admit it, anyway, I ...... I've always liked you. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded heavily, "Me too, I've always liked you!" ”

Shangguan Wusu's face suddenly turned red, and he reminded in a low voice, "You...... It seems to be straight again! ”

Yan Xiaokai smiled evilly: "Then let's come again?" ”

Shangguan Wusu shook his head, "What's the hurry, we have a whole day to stay here!" It's been a long time since I've spoken to you, so let's have a good chat! ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Then what do you want to talk about?" ”

Shangguan Wusu thought for a while and said, "When you miss me, will you also think about it?" ”

Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Is it okay not to say this?" ”

Shangguan Wusu held on and said, "What is it for?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "You will be unhappy if you say this." ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "If you don't say it, I'm even more unhappy." ”

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to surrender and replied honestly: "I want to too." ”

Shangguan Wusu blushed and asked, "Do you want to do this too?" ”

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, reached out and tapped her chest, and then pulled to the bottom, "She and I are from here and here, so I think more about other things, and then this." ”

Shangguan Wusu stretched out his hand, slashed from under him to the top, with his pointed nails, and very hard, and said gloomily: "And me?" It's from here and here, so you want to do this with me? ”

Yan Xiaokai couldn't laugh or cry, and denied: "No." Look at you, I can't finish talking about Yan, you will be unhappy when you say it, what's the matter now? ”

Shangguan Wusu sneered: "Who said I was unhappy, I was very happy!" ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't dare to squeak anymore, because when it came to Yan Yu, he always said that there were many mistakes.

Shangguan Wusu saw that he didn't squeak, and slapped him on the head.

Yan Xiaokai said with some annoyance: "Why are you beating me again?" ”

Shangguan Wusu said: "I didn't bother for anything, if I really want to say that there is, it's because I like it!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "......"

Shangguan Wusu gritted his teeth and said: "As soon as I thought that such a good woman as Wanyan and I had been ruined by you, a pervert, I became angry in my heart, I wanted to bite you, I wanted to beat you, I wanted to abuse you hard." ”

Yan Xiaokai suddenly turned her over, changed to a male and female position, and then put on a look of letting the fish meat: "Come on, now you will spoil me, you're welcome, you can spoil as much as you want!" ”

Looking at him like a cheap person, Shangguan Wusu was angry and funny, and then gritted his teeth and really bit his shoulder and moved fiercely......