Chapter 23: Farce
As soon as the boy said this, Zou Yi couldn't help but answer, smiled shyly, and said, "Then let's talk, it's the first time I've taken a train."
Don't look at Zou Yi when he was still a naughty boy when he faced the old way, after these fifteen years of experience, his heart has long been honed and matured, and when he goes out, like this kind of dialogue, what should be said, what should not be said, and how to say it is all exquisite.
Zou Yi answered, and the boy immediately opened the conversation box, and said confidently: "That's okay, if you don't understand anything, just ask me, I'll cover you." ”
The children of this year are all self-confident and inflated, looking at their age is one or two years younger than Zou Yi, and they look like "the career is bold and bold, and I am not afraid of the king of heaven".
"Then thank you" Zou Yi looked like he had just entered the world and didn't understand human feelings.
"Hey, you're welcome, my name is Zhou Bo, I'm a sophomore at Huaqing University, you're also going to register, which school?" The boy looked at the couple defiantly.
Zou Yi couldn't help laughing, this buddy didn't give him a bad impression, but the restless heart in his heart was a little unbearable, and he was really panicked without a girlfriend at this age.
"My name is Zou Yi, Huaqing University, I heard that it is very good" Zou Yi said with a smile, but he cleverly diverted the topic.
Next is Zhou Bo's personal session, which is endless, that style, that look, but a bit of the image of the American congressman when he was running for president.
The car drove all the way to NJ Station, this guy stopped, picked up the mineral water bottle and blew it directly on the bottle, it was really embarrassing for him, after talking for so long, he didn't drink a sip of water in the middle.
NJ Station is a big station, and the stay time is relatively long, and there are many passengers getting on and off, and the carriage is noisy again for a while. The two middle-aged men beside Zhou Bo took off their luggage from the shelf above their heads and got off the bus, and a young couple on Zou Yi's side also took their little hands and shook onto the platform. ”
"That's not good" Zou Yi said, speechless in his heart, he hasn't found it himself, and he can help others introduce him, this guy is too good at blowing.
"Don't, what college student doesn't look for a spiritual and physical sustenance these days, don't look at my buddy now, that's what I'd rather lack than abuse, the big gang chasing behind, don't hold it" Zhou Bo then boasted.
Zou Yigan laughed twice but didn't answer, and he was really disgusted by this buddy.
As soon as the ten-minute break was over, the people who got out of the car to breathe hurriedly got into the car, and the little couple put a large bag of fruit on the table after getting on the bus, and almost the entire table was occupied.
"Hey, it's on the train, you think it's in your own home? As soon as you put this fruit, you still don't let people eat? Zhou Bo was the first to jump out and said dissatisfiedly.
"You don't have the money to buy it, and you won't let anyone else eat it? Look at your poor sourness. The girl rolled her eyes and said, and leaned on her boyfriend when she was done, pretending to look pitiful, that pie Zou Yi really didn't want to use that word to describe her.
Hearing her say this, Zhou Bo is not happy, you say that people have no quality, but you can't say that people are poor, now is not the era when people are poor, so it is equivalent to a slap in the face, suddenly jumped up angrily, pointed at the girl and scolded: "Damn, you are so rich that you can sell it, saying grandpa I don't have money?" Believe it or not, I let your home disappear from this world. ”
"What do you say, you say it again" Hearing Zhou Bo say that she was selling, the girl suddenly screamed.
"Forget it, Xiaoli, don't be like him," the girl's boyfriend pulled her back to her seat and whispered persuasion.
"But, but he scolded me for doing that," she said angrily.
The boyfriend took the girl into his arms and said, "Let him scold, and there will be no less meat in scolding." ”
As soon as these words came out, not only Zhou Bo was dumbfounded, but even Zou Yi despised it, feeling that the man in these two people still eats soft rice, looking at his wilted appearance, how can there be any bit of man's blood.
"Damn, a pair of dogs and a man, bah, blah, scolding you for dirty my mouth" Zhou Bo was unforgiving, and you added another sentence.
"You ......"
The girl's anger obviously hasn't subsided, and she was about to scold back, but her boyfriend next to her had another sweet talk, and it didn't take long for the two of them to make love again.
Seeing what Zhou Bo wanted to say, Zou Yi hurriedly said, "Zhou Bo, you just said where you can buy Texas grilled chicken by train?" ”
He can't help it, the so-called harm to the pond fish, if these two groups of people fight, it will be his pond fish who will suffer.
"Shuqin, it's all your fault, what kind of coffee do you drink, I almost didn't catch the train, I'm tired"
"Dead girl, if you hadn't seen a handsome guy and refused to leave, this time would have come back a long time ago"
Just as the train was slowly speeding up, two beautiful and lovely girls chattered into the carriage.
"This classmate, can we change seats?"
Just when Zhou Bo was stunned, the girl named Shuqin shook the train ticket in her hand and looked at him and said pitifully.
Zhou Bo was staring at other people's calves, and he didn't relax for a while, and stammered: "Ah, what? ”
"Your seat is right in the middle of the two of us, can you change seats, you choose, by the window, or in the aisle."
Zhou Bo's green eyes naturally saw it, and she immediately spoke a little harder.
"Yes, you choose first, I don't care," Zhou Bo said with a shy smile.
It's just that his behavior made the two girls more and more disgusted, frowning and choosing two positions by the window inside, because he was afraid that this benevolent brother would be unruly and do bad things under the cover of the dining table.
"Two classmates, are you going to school in the capital? I also went to school in Beijing, Huaqing University. Without waiting for the two girls to sit down, Zhou Bo started his Huaqing topic again.
This time, Shuqin ignored him, but the other girl sitting by the window said, "yes, I almost missed the train." ”
This girl obviously didn't want to communicate with Zhou Boduo, so she directly diverted the topic, which was the same as Zou Yike, and he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he heard it.
"It's good to catch up, get to know me, my name is Zhou Bo, a sophomore at Huaqing University," Zhou Bo stretched out his hand to introduce himself.
"Ren Shuqin"
The girl named Shuqin glanced at his salty pig hand with contempt, and replied without being salty.
The girl by the window shook her hand politely and said with a smile: "My surname is Xia, my name is Lan, and I have to take care of you more along the way." ”
"It's okay, I'm friends when I go out, just tell me if you need anything," Zhou Bo said with a righteous face.
Raising his head and looking at this benevolent brother, Zou Yi then turned his head sadly, he couldn't stand it anymore, and said that people know that this benevolent brother is good, and he just took his hot face to stick to other people's cold butts.
For this kind of thing, Zou Yi doesn't want to get involved, to say that these two girls are superb in appearance and figure, especially the one who is sitting by the window and called Xia Zhilan, a casual dress can't hide that otherworldly temperament, but, even so, Zou Yi is still a little ignorant about things between men and women, and he has been with Lao Dao for the first half of his life, Lao Dao himself is a single, and this emotional knowledge can't guide Zou Yi.