First of all, this is not a real fake note, it is just a boring attempt.

The person who imitated it was a friend I recently knew, called Bat Painting.

will sell cute, will be in the second, and can also eat.

It was just perfect.

I heard that he can make readers look forward to the leave slip beyond the text of Cheng dù, which is really amazing.

So I got bored and started to write about it, and it was too troublesome to try to make a simple leave note, and if there was a good review, I would probably do it.

Orthodox begins.

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"Good, this is a fake strip for the first test." Standing in the center of the stage, he clapped his hands, and then said, "It's just a good time to give back to the readers' letters." ”

"Reader's letter, is there such a thing?" Reimu asked by kicking her calf next to her.

"That kind of thing has never happened at all, and as the incarnation of the author, I can tell you very clearly, no!" Purple said triumphantly.

"Purple-sama, that's not something to be happy about." Lan said beside him.

"It's okay, I didn't write it anyway." Zi waved her hand very casually and said.

"Didn't you just say that you are the incarnation!"

Everyone's complaints were quite severe, so Zi thought for a while, and then said: "Aha, what's fine, anyway, this kind of ninth-rate writer has nothing to care about at all, let him drown in the corner of the toilet alone." ”

"This kind of attitude, it's really ......" Hongzhi sighed, suddenly thought of something, and then patted the table and said, "Speaking of the plot, Lord Zi, I have a very strict question to tell you!" ”

"Well, what?" Zi looked at Hongzhi and asked with a smile, "I'll listen to whatever you say." ”

"But I won't change it." Master Zi, who made up this sentence in his heart, is still perfect.

"Why am I dead, am I not the protagonist?" Hiroshi asked.

"That's fine."

"It's good to do anything, I'm dead, I'm dead, the protagonist is dead, the story can't continue, the novel is coming to an end, and I'll be scolded by readers!"

Hongzhi continued to speak to Zi, while desperately slapping the table.

"That said, why do I have to play such a role, it's stupid." Alice, who had been silent beside her, said, "Obviously, I should be a stupid person who can't use that method, do you think I am a white lotus?" ”

"No, I'm lying on the gun, why do you even have to talk about it!" Bai Lian shouted loudly disgruntled beside him.

"Because I represent justice in the plot." Alice smiled, "Anyway, I'm definitely more popular than you now, whether it's the official ranking or the book." ”

"It's not you who is the most popular." Bai Lian cut it, and then everyone turned their heads and looked at the love that was catching butterflies over there.

Lian Lian seemed to feel something, and also turned his head, then squinted his eyes and smiled sweetly, and said: "Lian Lian doesn't know anything and says~"

"Ahem, let's get back to business." Hongzhi felt that if he digressed, the whole thing might get out of hand, so he said, "Why am I dying!" ”

"Ahem, because the plot needs it, the plot needs it." Zi coughed, and then said seriously.

"Why, will I sue you because some people in the group say that this kind of life is very good to die twice, do I want to sue you that I usually want to chop you up when I write about your happiness scenes, don't even think about it."

"Hey, I heard it, I heard it, you undisciplined one!" Hongzhi shouted loudly, "Even if you think it's a psychological description, at least don't really say it at the same time, you did it on purpose!" ”

"How can it be, the plot needs, the plot needs, strict sù point." Purple continued to say seriously.

"It's not right for that to come out of your mouth." Reimu looked at the two living treasures and said, "Can I ask questions, then?" ”

"Well, what, excuse me?" Purple said.

"Why do you want to discuss it in my house, according to the development of the plot, shouldn't you go to Alice's house to discuss it?"

"Because the author means the kind of supporting characters who will be abandoned in a few days (Alice: Who are you talking about!) What's the point of being at home, does it always have to be fun in the protagonist's house? "The author also said that if you don't make more appearances, readers will forget what the book is called." ”

......" Reimu shut up and went to draw circles. Although someone built yì a long time ago, the author changed his name to that love. ”

Hongzhi smiled bitterly, and then said, "So, why did White Lotus and Lian Lian fight?" ”

"The plot needs it, don't explain it~" Purple continued.

“…… So the dragon god was killed by you? Hongzhi asked.

"It's not appropriate to say that, but I do have a share, anyway, that kind of troublesome guy is the easiest to chop up, and what I usually hate the most is the dragon god invincible theory or something, let him die!" Purple said dryly.

"I said, this is revenge, right, definitely revenge, revenge!"

"No, it's the plot!" Continue to be a serious Purple Adult.

Lan slowly lowered his head and began to pick up the festival.

Hongzhi glanced at the festival in that place, and then said, "I say, Lord Zi, your image is in a mess here. ”

"Ha, it's my business, acting in the plot is hard enough, you think the script is so easy to read!" Zi hummed and said, "I want to sleep, but I actually let me take more photos in winter, who can stand it!" ”

“……”

"Who can stand it, who can stand it!"

"Repeat it, Purple-sama, I've heard this sentence before, and NETA, which is said three times because it's so important, is outdated!" Hongzhi hurriedly stopped Purple who was about to run wild.

"It's not just me, I'm honestly exhausted." Purple spread out her hand and said.

"It's very tiring, why do I want Penglai to explode, damn it, it's so angry when I think about it."

"Yes, it's obviously a good time, why didn't I even appear as the female number one, it's even more popular."

"I'm the one, why do I have to fight with someone for some reason, the reader is hazy at all, am I a villain?"

"It's okay to do that kind of thing, do you need the plot~" Purple said in a KIRA gesture.

"Don't think you can use the plot to fool you every time!"

It ends with the roar of the crowd~

Congratulations, congratulations.