Chapter 230: A Bunch of Pseudoscience!
"How is my Du family, you should ask the Hua family."
Hearing Zhao Qi's ridiculous words, Du Zhong sneered.
The faces of everyone in the Hua family suddenly became extremely ugly.
They really wanted to refute Du Zhong, but the Hua family did lose to the Du family in the first competition, what face did they have to refute?
Since his skills are not as good as others, he can only swallow his anger.
Zhao Qi didn't expect that his ridiculous words would be easily transferred to the Hua family by Du Zhong.
Seeing the faces of everyone in the Hua family, Zhao Qi also pursed his lips stupidly and said no more.
"Refreshing! It's been a long time since I've pulled this so cool. ”
Just then, a hearty laugh came from outside the square.
The crowd turned their heads to look.
I saw that the fat man had already walked out of the toilet, and the patient who collected feces from the Wei family followed closely.
The two of them returned to the field one after the other.
"How?"
Wei Qianjun asked confidently.
"Not to mention, the Wei family's master's massage technique is really amazing, and now I feel a lot more relaxed and energetic! I really want to eat a big meal! ”
The fat man laughed, and his words revealed great reverence.
"The manure is washed out."
The young man of the Wei family, who was collecting the feces, also ran up, carrying a plastic bag in his hand, which contained colorful hard lumps.
"Good!"
Seeing the hard lump in the bag, Wei Qianjun's face was even more happy, and he said while taking it: "This is the toxin that is excreted from the patient's body. ”
"I can testify that I pulled these things out, and he deliberately rinsed them with water for a while before they were all cleaned, but the smell was a little ......"
The fat man pointed to the young man in the Wei family who was collecting feces, and said with a solemn face.
But before he could finish speaking, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.
The fat man was immediately embarrassed.
The young man of the Wei family smiled wryly.
You don't need everyone to know about cleaning your feces, right?
In the laughter of everyone, Wei Qianjun raised the plastic bag, pointed to the colorful hard lumps in the bag, and said: "These are the toxins in the human body, which are all discharged from the internal organs, now let's weigh this toxin." ”
"Take the scale!"
Wei Qianjun opened his mouth and shouted.
Then, the young man who cleaned the feces immediately ran back to the Wei family's camp, took an electronic scale from a large cloth bag containing various things, and handed it to Wei Qianjun.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Wei Qianjun directly poured all the hard pieces in the plastic bag onto the electronic scale.
"Five hundred grams!"
As the numbers on the scales were realized, there was a burst of exclamations around them.
500 grams, that's half a kilogram!
Although the fat man weighs 200 pounds, he won't be able to excrete so much in one discharge, right?
"If you don't wash it, won't you have to have a kilogram?"
"Heavyweights, really not we can compare."
In the crowd, various voices came, causing everyone to laugh.
As a party, the fat man stood in the field without the slightest sense of discomfort, but his face was relaxed, and his face showed some smugness.
That expression clearly said that those who talk about it are not blessed.
"Now the results are in, and my patient expelled five hundred grams of toxins, which is ironclad facts."
As he spoke, Wei Qianjun turned his head suddenly, stared at Du Zhong with a pair of eyes, and sneered, "Now, what else do you have to say?" ”
Du Zhong smiled indifferently.
walked into the middle of the field, stood between Du Renze and the fat man who was still asleep, and opened his mouth and said, "Don't worry, our Du family's patients, isn't this not yet weighed?" ”
Wei Qianjun was stunned.
Just as he was about to open his mouth, he saw Du Zhong reach out and pat the fat man who was sleeping and woke up the fat man.
"Wow......"
As soon as the fat man woke up, he covered his mouth and yawned.
However, before he finished yawning, he suddenly reached out and covered his stomach, and his face turned red in an instant.
"Where's the toilet? Where is the toilet? ”
The fat man was so anxious that he kept stomping his feet.
"Over there!"
Du Zhong smiled and pointed in the direction of the toilet.
Under everyone's gaze, the fat man immediately galloped away, and the speed was unbeatable!
"Second brother, I'll go."
Just as he was about to follow in the middle of reading, Du Renze suddenly grabbed Du Zhong, and after saying a word, he hurriedly followed.
The reason why Du Renze took the initiative to go was because Du Zhong was already the next generation of family heads, and the family heads couldn't do such things.
"Uhh......h
As soon as the fat man entered the toilet, there was an extremely comfortable moan.
You can hear it from so far away.
The audience was curious.
There is no expression in the massage process, and even the fat man who sleeps like a dead pig, why does he become so anxious as soon as he wakes up?
Looking at his appearance, he was obviously more anxious than the fat man of the Wei family.
"Why isn't it over yet?"
After waiting for a minute, the whole audience couldn't sit still.
Because massage is to expel toxins from the digestive system, generally speaking, people who have done massage will have a smooth flow of stool or urine, and all toxins can be expelled in about a minute.
But judging from the sound coming from the toilet, the fat man pulled for a whole minute, and he didn't have the slightest intention of stopping.
"Oh......"
Finally, after three minutes of pulling, the fat man came out of the toilet and took a few deep breaths while straightening his pants.
With an incomparably memorable look on his face, he said: "It's so cool for me, I only know that it is so cool to when I grow so old!" ”
In the square, there was another burst of laughter.
The fat man was embarrassed for a while, and immediately closed his mouth, but his face was radiant, as if he had changed into a different person.
After a while, Du Renze also came out.
He was also carrying a plastic bag containing a pile of hard lumps of different colors.
At a glance, it is obviously more than the fat man of the Wei family.
"Excuse me."
Taking the plastic bag from Du Renze's hand, Du Zhong walked directly to the Wei family's electronic scale and said, "It's fair to use the same scale, right?" ”
Wei Qianjun frowned, having a bad premonition in his heart.
And Du Zhong, regardless of whether Wei Qianjun agreed or not, directly poured the hard block in the plastic bag on the electronic scale.
"3000 grams!"
"It's six times more than the Wei family."
"This, this ......"
The audience was shocked.
"How is this possible?"
Wei Qianjun was also completely shocked, his eyes were bulging and staring at the numbers on the electronic scale, and his face was full of disbelief.
Hurriedly took the bag and checked it, and it was clear that it was all toxins, and there were no indigestible food impurities to share the weight.
"3000 grams?"
"How could there be so many?"
"The most ordinary, most conventional massage technique he uses?"
Everyone in the remaining seven families was stunned, and no one could accept the facts in front of them.
But the facts are the facts, and they can't help but accept them.
"Now that the results are out, I'll ask too."
With a satisfied smile, Du Zhong turned his head to look at Wei Qianjun and asked, "Now, what else do you have to say?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Wei Qianjun's face suddenly became ugly.
"This is my Wei family's stunt, how can you?"
Wei Qianjun asked with a gloomy face and an unconvinced expression.
"The Wei family's stunt?"
Du Zhong chuckled indifferently and asked, "Can you please tell me, who did the Wei family learn their stunts?" ”
Wei Qianjun was suffocated.
Du Zhong's question made him unable to answer at all.
"No matter what medical techniques, they are all handed down from ancient times, there is no stunt or stunt, only will and will not."
Du Zhong said.
Wei Qianjun clenched his teeth, holding back the fire in his belly, but he didn't know how to vent.
He lost, not only technically, but also logically.
Since he lost, what right does he have to vent?
"The results are already clear."
At this time, Li Jinhua did not hesitate at all, stood up directly, and opened his mouth with a majestic face, "I announce, the second competition." ”
"Du Jiasheng!"
None of the audience refuted.
The facts are in front of us, and there is no power to refute them.
"Yay, win again."
On the side of the Du family, Du Yuhe shouted happily.
The Du family and the others couldn't hide their excitement.
Compared with the Du family, the faces of the remaining seven families became even more ugly.
They came with confidence to take off the title of the Du family's family of traditional Chinese medicine, but this time, they lost two games in a row, which made it difficult for them to bear.
No one could have imagined that the Du family would have such a strong strength.
Whether it was in the bone restoration surgery or in the massage, the Hua family and the Wei family were steadily suppressed.
This kind of strength, isn't it a family of traditional Chinese medicine?
"Count you ruthless!"
After pondering for a long time, Chu Qingyun stood up and glared at Du Zhong fiercely.
Du Zhong was expressionless and didn't say anything.
"It's already noon, and we've decided to fight again after eating!"
Chu Qingyun opened his mouth directly, he had to stifle the momentum of the Du family.
Du Zhong looked up at the sky, nodded immediately, and opened his mouth to say, "Okay, I agree." ”
With that, he turned around and walked towards the Du family's camp.
"Bang ......"
Just as the two sides were preparing for the intermission, a crackling footstep suddenly reached everyone's ears.
Take a look at it in a blink of an eye.
A group of doctors in white coats were leading a group of reporters to run into the Shennong Temple and rush into the square.
The crowd was amazed.
"Western medicine?"
Du Zhong frowned, and from the clothes of the leading doctor, he clearly saw that these people were all Western doctors.
"It's this group of pseudo-scientific people gathering here!"
Sure enough, as soon as he walked into the square, the Western doctor who took the lead immediately stretched out his hand and pointed at the Nine Great Families and the Du family, and said to the reporter next to him with contempt and disdain.
As soon as these words came out, the faces of everyone present suddenly changed.
And beside the Western doctor, the reporter glanced at everyone and immediately began to take pictures.
Seeing the reporter taking pictures, the Western doctor immediately looked at the people present and sneered.
I secretly rejoiced in my heart.
He is a Western doctor, and from the beginning of the sneer at Chinese medicine, it was by chance that he heard the news of a Chinese medicine duel in the Shennong Temple, he specifically checked the relevant content, and at a glance, he immediately sneered.
I specially found a reporter today to debunk these self-righteous Chinese medicine practitioners!
Chinese medicine?
In his eyes, Western medicine is king, how many Chinese medicine are there in the world today?
How can it be compared to Western medicine?
"This is the flower family of Chinese medicine."
After the reporter finished taking the photo, the Western doctor who took the lead immediately pulled the reporter, walked to the side of the Hua family according to the family information he had written down, pointed to the Hua family, and said: "This is the so-called family of traditional Chinese medicine, I heard that it is the bone." ”
"Human bones are broken in the body, without surgery, directly using hands to pick up will hurt the flesh and blood cortex and meridians, such a simple truth is not understood, and I am proud of using my hands to give people bones, it is really ignorant!"