After Li Er returned to his hometown with Zhang Fengxian, he couldn't remember anything. I don't even know my own door. But his mouth is not idle, and he calls everyone his father. This coke spoiled the huge, leather donkey two. In the past few years, they have been spotted in a small cement factory in Beibianzhuang. Due to the small business of the factory, a large number of cement backlogs in the warehouse, if it is not prosperous, it will be a holiday, and then produce after selling a part of the cement. I had to play at home. With nothing to do, the two played chess in front of the abduction clinic. Zhang Fengxian dragged Li Er to sit and play outside the Kidnapper Hotel, and asked Li Er to look at the road where the person came and went, in order to let him relax and relieve his boredom. Huge and leather donkey, often take advantage of Zhang Fengxian's absence to play with Li Er. On this morning, not long after the two of them set up the chessboard, they took advantage of Zhang Fengxian's patronage to talk to Xiao Taohong in the hotel, and when they were not by Li Er's side, they beckoned Li Er to him.

Huge said: "Two, call me Dad." ”

"Daddy." Li Er called out loudly and loudly. I'm so unhappy to clap my hands and stomp my feet, Li Er, Li Er, calling for wind and rain for so many years, you also have today! He was triumphant and gloating, looked at Li Er's stupid appearance, and said, "Call me my father." Li Er was very happy and called him father again.

The leather donkey tilted his head and instructed Li Er: "Tell me three times in a row." Li Eryi complied. After calling, the donkey picked up the teapot on the ground and poured water into the tea bowl beside him. In desperation, he handed the teapot to Li Er, asked him to go to the abductor restaurant to fill the kettle of water, and said that he wanted the water that was neither cold nor hot to add to the pot. With little effort, Li Er returned to the donkey with the teapot in both hands. The leather donkey picked up the tea bowl and brought it to Li Er and asked him to fill the tea bowl. After a loud splash of water, the donkey felt that the teacup was full, so he retracted his arm, brought the teabowl to his mouth, opened his mouth, tilted his neck, and drank it all in one gulp. Put down the tea bowl and habitually wipe your mouth. Suddenly felt that something was wrong, smacked his mouth, and a smell rushed from his stomach to his throat, choking his mouth. Where is this tea, it is clearly urine! After suffering this dumb loss, the leather donkey was even more silent, gritting his teeth and tightening his lips, and forced the upward rush to suppress the commotion. He said, "Be careful of eating horses. Hurry up and drink a bowl, just drink it if it's not cold or hot. It will hurt your stomach to drink it when it is cold. And took the teapot from Li second-hand and poured a full teabowl for the huge and handed it over, in order to divert the huge attention, the other pointed to the chessboard and said, "Be careful to eat horses." "Where are the horses? Will he eat the horse in front of him or the horse behind me? Huge took the tea bowl, didn't look at it, raised his neck with a mouth and drank it to the sky. After going down, I realized that the taste was wrong. Know when to get on a donkey. He must have accidentally drunk urine, pulled me on my back, and buried him. Just as he was about to scold the donkey for not being a thing, the donkey snorted lightly: "It's blessed to share it." "Scold the mother with a huge atmosphere. It's a good thing that you kid rushed to the front to grab it, and forgot me cleanly, this time I drank urine, but I couldn't forget me, for fear that I wouldn't drink, and I used to eat horses to divert the target. See if I don't give you a kick! Huge was about to get up and kick the donkey to relieve his anger. But the donkey's cannon came from the rear and really ate his horse. After scratching the spoon, he was still muttering: "Why didn't you pay attention to his cannon." ”

The donkey said: "Sit down honestly and forget the one at the Wang Er Mazi Hotel?" If it weren't for Li Er's intercession, it would be strange if I didn't split the two of you into four pieces. I heard that Xiao Lotus sent Li Er one or two million yuan a while ago, and I don't know if it's true or not, I said huge, I don't understand, you knew Little Lotus earlier than Li Er, and you couldn't sleep with her, didn't you leave you a hundred and eighty thousand flowers this time? ”

Huge shook his head: "It only rains in autumn when the spring breeze blows." Li Er asked Zhang Biao to rescue the little lotus from the sea of suffering, can she not repay the favor? I traded with her for money, not feelings. Li Er saved her at that time, but he didn't want to reciprocate. We didn't have front and back eyes, who would have thought that Little Lotus was a little waitress and would become a big boss in the future. Now it's too late, and she doesn't look at me at all. It's still Li Er who did the right thing, and good deeds are rewarded. ”

"Good retribution, this urine is rewarded to you by Li Er, waiting for him to get retribution, and the year of the monkey can only be had?"

"Drink, drink, it's just right if it's not cold or hot." Li Er took the teapot and sent it to the two again.

The donkey said, "It's not good to do good, but it's good to do evil." Watch me beat him up and get angry for you. The leather donkey raised his slap and turned around to hit Li Er, not wanting Zhang Fengxian to be standing behind him at some point, which startled him, and hurriedly retracted his hand, not wanting to be half a beat late, he had already asked Zhang Fengxian to grab his wrist and asked him sharply: "Who to beat?" For whomever to vent up. Say! I warn you, if you bully our family Li Er again in the future, you will never be spared. It's no wonder I don't kill you with one leg, huh. ”

Seeing that Zhang Fengxian was not easy to provoke, he hurriedly calmed down the matter, pulled the donkey and sat down to continue playing chess. The two of them had just finished the second set, and suddenly felt that it was raining in the sky, drenching the two of them with their heads and faces, strange, the sky was clear and cloudless, where did the rain come from? When I looked up, I saw Li Er standing on a window on the second floor of the Abduction Hotel, holding his water gun in both hands, smiling with his teeth while shooting in this direction. It is not illegal to kill people with a spirit disease, and the two of them were drenched in urine and rain, so they had to admit that they were thundering. What's more, the two of them played tricks on Li Er first, and the reasonableness became unreasonable.

Liu Xueyin often pricked Li Er with needles and medicines, and sometimes there was something in the supermarket, so he couldn't ask Zhang Fengxian to deal with it. As long as Xiaoyan called, Zhang Fengxian had to go on a run. Sometimes when the water is more than half, Xiaoyan asks her aunt, Liu Xueyin, to help take care of Li Er on the phone. Whenever this happens. Liu Xueyin agreed to come down. As soon as Zhang Fengxian left the clinic, she began to trick Li Erxun to be happy. first asked Li Er to call her father ten times, and she had to scream slowly, and after agreeing to one voice, she would call her two times. Every time Li Er called her father, she couldn't stop giggling while agreeing. After Li Er finished the water infusion, Zhang Fengxian didn't come back, so she asked Li Er to beat her back from behind. Li Er was sweating profusely, and she did lie on the consultation table and blow the fan. Someone came in to see a doctor, and she bent over and hunched her back to disinfect and prick needles. Li Er saw that a gap of three or four fingers wide was exposed between her top and the skirt she was wearing underneath, and even the elastic band of the red pants she was wearing on her head was also exposed. stretched out his two hands, grabbed the elastic band of the skirt and red pants and pulled it down, took off Liu Xueyin's skirt and pants below the knee, and exposed her white fat ass to the public. Later, he could only go to the Second Municipal Hospital to have an operation to remove the broken needle, not to mention all the medical expenses, and also to pay the patient 2,000 yuan in compensation. Do you say wronged?

Three fat men Wednesday Feng, since the failure to make colorful tofu that year. Or make her traditional white tofu. The man she was looking for was from out of town, and he was a well-known second-rate lazy man in his hometown, and it was a big problem to be delicious. Every morning, I hold the plastic bucket of loose wine and don't let go. By noon, his face was sallow and his face was sallow and cold sweat flowed. If it doesn't work, don't drink it, but he can't do it, he can't lie down and not break up, and he will drink crookedly on the kang in the morning and evening. Then there is a kang head full of vomit on the top, and a crotch on the bottom. Sanfat washes his pants, then he has to change his pants three times a day, three meals a day, and if he can't get three crotches, it's not a day. The smell on the kang was worse than the smell in the pigsty. It doesn't matter if these are the same, since that year, he has been biting his buttocks, suppurating and having sores, and even the alcohol and illness, his body is extremely weak, and he can't have sex with the three fat people for three or two months. After a long time, he was very tired of this man who filled his crotch every day, so he simply gave him 3,000 yuan, and the two went through the divorce procedures. This guy is staying at the third fat house and not leaving. Later, the three fats couldn't bear it anymore and beat him out of the door with a stick.

Zhang Fengxian was busy cleaning and feeding the chickens in her own home, while Li Er stood at the gate to play. Wednesday Fat came over knocking on the tofu stick. stopped in front of Li Er and said in a low voice: "You whisper to me Dad, don't let your wife hear, I'll give you a small piece of tofu to eat." ”

Li Er called her dad softly, and after she agreed, she really got a piece of hot tofu the size of her thumb for Li Er to eat. Li Er swallowed the hot tofu in one bite, and said again and again: "Dad, still eat." The three fats promised to give another piece, and the faster and faster they were, and they became "Daddy still eats." The three fat men wanted to be rough, but they were afraid that Zhang Fengxian would not spare her, so they had to ride her tricycle and slip away. Li Er was not idle, grabbed a handful of soil and threw it over, and sprinkled it all on the tofu. She lost dozens of yuan, and from that day on, she never dared to get close to Li Er half a step, let alone deliberately provoke him. Li Er sometimes goes to Huang Dakuo's office to play. Huang Dakuo has been the director of the village committee since he became the director. I was busy with the trivial things in the village all day, and I didn't have time to sit in the office in the shop to handle business. The shop is managed by Wang Youxin. He's busy. Li Er stepped into the door and opened his mouth to call him Dad, which scared Wang Youxin, although he had heard that Li Er's brain was not good, and when he called him at first glance, he was still shocked. Put down the clothes sample in his hand, and ran over to hold Li Er's hands. Put him on the leather seat and sit down. Bring the tea to him personally. Kindly asked: "Second brother, are you getting better these days?" You can't call me dad anymore, fold me Yangshouw, if you didn't have the second brother, you used your two-story building as a guarantee back then, and Boss Baohuang used me again, how can I have a new king today? The draught does not forget the well diggers. The conscience will be retributed by the thunder of heaven. ”

Li Er drank a bowl of water, stretched out his hand to drink, and Wang Youxin respectfully poured him a second bowl. Don't look down on him because he's in a daze. Li Er was running around in the wind outside, and when he got up in the morning, Zhang Fengxian's face that he had washed was already covered with dust. Wang Youxin wet the towel with warm water and wring out the excess water. Gently wiped Li Er's neck and face, and washed his head. Seeing that Li Er was leaving, he was not at ease, so he hurriedly locked the office door. personally sent Li Er to the supermarket security guard. Zhang Fengxian had a meeting upstairs, and when the meeting ended, the security guard would hand Li Er over to her.

Huang Dakuo invited Li Er to dinner a few times in the evening, and Li Er's love was often good and sometimes bad. Jing poured tea on Huang Dakuo and made his suit of thousands of yuan dirty, Huang Dakuo was not angry, and fed Li Er with vegetables, moving the people present to tears, and praised Huang Dakuo in unison for being affectionate and righteous, and they were willing to do business with him. At the same time, everyone also felt deeply sorry for Li Er. Blind this talent, it's a pity to be sad and lamentable, it's really so-called: there are unpredictable winds and rains in the sky, and people have blessings and misfortunes.

From the autumn of that year, Lao Yu exchanged clothes for miscellaneous grains around the construction site. With the enthusiastic help of Li Er, Hong Shun and his wife, as well as Li Weimin, Zhao Wu and other locals, the loan was paid off at the end of the year. In the second year of the second year, Li Er lost his comprehensive situation, and he lost Li Er's face, and he was always more cautious, and he loved to take advantage of his friends, and after a long time, he got worse and worse with Li Weimin, Zhao Wu and others. The last few friends left him one after another. No more helping. It was also difficult for him to buy and sell. I had to go back to the kidnapper set and sell his old goods. The change of cereals for clothes came to naught. This time Li Er was insane, Lao Yu saw him running around in the market, and he didn't pay attention, whenever Li Er passed by his stall, he always stretched out his hands to protect his clothes first, "Go, go, go!" "I'm afraid that Li Er will give him stolen clothes, and it won't be easy to sell. These scenes have long been seen by Wang Youxin, and he is angry in his heart, and secretly scolds Lao Yu for not being a thing. If it weren't for Li Er, you would have come up with a plan to change your clothes with miscellaneous grains. Want to pay off your loan? There are no doors. Now that Second Brother Li has left Maicheng, you will turn your face and deny people. Still want to sell your clothes? Don't! Within a few days, rumors spread on the set, and it was rumored that the Industrial and Commercial Bureau was tracking down a batch of old clothing, which contained benzene and was poisonous, and whoever wore it badly would get cancer if they wore this benzene clothing for a long time. For a while, everyone talked about the color change of old clothes, not to mention buying those old clothes, passing in front of his stall, people covered their faces and covered their noses. Will his business prosper?

Hong Shun and his wife went to build the highway with Li Er that year and earned a lot of wages, and they wanted to continue to work with Li Er the next year. Unexpectedly, Li Er lost his comprehensive work and couldn't do it, so he had to go to work in a small cement factory in Beizhuang, Hong Shun drove a forklift, and his wife dried materials. After Li Er came back, Hong Shun and his wife visited him many times. Li Er's condition was good and bad, and the two sighed, their feelings were low, and they shook their heads and left the Li family. Wow for Li Er.

Since Li Er came home, Xiao Taohong ran to Li Er's house every day. I can't wait to catch Li Er's illness. But it backfired. Attempts have been unsuccessful. In order to awaken the memory of kissing my brother. She had taken him in her arms and massaged his temples vigorously. It didn't work, and Li Er's screaming in pain didn't help. I also went around asking for home remedies for treatment, didn't I say that home remedies cure serious diseases, but I ate half a basket of red and green duck eggs, and I didn't see Li Er's memory restored. Anxious little peach just wants to cry. On this day, Huang Da was free, and Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong came to Li Er for a consultation. Discuss how to solve the problem of Li Er's amnesia. The last time I bit the fat man's buttocks on Wednesday and turned into pus, burned the ashes with hedgehog skin, and then mixed it with sesame oil and pressed it on the sore, which was the idea of Lao Litou, the old breeder of the production team. This recipe works. The sores of the three fat men were all healed in less than two months. For this reason, Huang Dakuo specially sent Wang Youxin to drive Lao Li Tou to the abduction restaurant, and served him with tea and cigarettes, hoping that he would also give Li Er a good prescription. In order to make Li Er return to the past as soon as possible, uproot the root of the disease, get rid of the sea of suffering, and enjoy a happy life.

The two of them were not spotted, drinking tea in front of the kidnapping clinic, and were also called in by Huang Dakuo to attend the meeting. Huang Dakuo stuffed a cigarette into his huge mouth and lit it. Asked him: "You lost your memory that year, and Li Er helped you find someone to cure it, tell me about the specific method?" ”

Looking at everyone here, he didn't want to say, but the leather donkey patted him on the back of the head: "Isn't it just a little lotus, what's so embarrassing?" If Li Er hadn't saved you, your old boy wouldn't have known where to make soy sauce in which village. ”

Pang Pang said: "When I called the car to bump my head, I felt that there was a translucent film in front of my eyes, and I could see things blurryly, and my mouth and legs did not obey me. I can't hear what I'm saying with my mouth, and I can't remember what I'm saying in my brain. In a word, the heart and body are separated, the only thing that is clear is the little lotus, as soon as she sits in front of me, my attention is focused on her, and everything else makes way for her, her mouth is no longer thick, and her legs are no longer running around. I'll do whatever she tells me to do. ”

Xiao Taohong interjected: "I used this trick of the beauty, but it didn't work for him." ”

Huang Dakuo shook his hand to stop Xiao Taohong from interjecting, and said, "Next, how did the little lotus cure you?" ”

Huge said: "I didn't take any medicine, one day Li Er invited Little Lotus to eat and arranged for her to sit next to me." In addition to helping me pick up vegetables, the little lotus also took me to the small river ditch behind the restaurant to touch the fish after dinner, I saw that when she bent over, the big exposed most of the clothes, so I reached out to 、、、 it, and as a result, I stepped on a garden slippery stone, the garden stone has been immersed in water for many years, and there is a layer of slippery moss hanging on it, and my feet slipped and threw myself in the water, and my head touched a garden stone, broken, and the blood flowed down my face, and I washed it with the cool river water, and my head felt a thrill, and my memory was all restored. Look at the surrounding scenery again, it is clear. People are people, things are things, trees are trees, people are people, and the translucent thin layer in front of you suddenly disappeared. I'm back to my old self, that's all. ”

The donkey analyzed: "Li Er has been in the Little Lotus family for more than two years. The two of them worked all over the country for technical guidance, and also traveled together, and the two of them had shared a bed and a pillow in the Wang Er Mazi Hotel. In addition, the double entry and accommodation are outside, and the method of seduction of beauties may have been used many times. It's just that the little lotus doesn't talk about it. This method doesn't work, just think about something else. ”

Lao Li Tou said: "When people are sick, they are nothing more than three madnesses, that is, financial madness, sexual madness, and heartlessness madness. A person who is crazy about money looks at other people's things, and how they look like their own things. The chicken, the quack (the common name for the duck - author's note) and the goose. Stretch out your hand to your yard, and the dog will run to your own house. It's not its own domestic animal or poultry, can it run to its own house? No. Another dog bit his hand off, and he shouted vigorously: This dog is crazy, and he bites his master halfway. When you see something, your eyes are red, even if you steal it, you have to get it to outsiders, this is financial madness. Men who are crazy are often like to take the second shopkeeper out of their pants in front of people to show off, and they also ask women to see. The woman is crazy and likes to take off her pants in front of the man she likes, and the more people she has, the more energetic she becomes, and the widow of Zhuang Nantou's grandson、、、、。 ”

"Stop, stop. I said Old Man Li, you haven't married a daughter-in-law in your life, and you know a lot of things, less about widows, more about Li Er, and then explain that you are crazy. The leather donkey hit the nail on the head and unceremoniously brought Old Man Li's words to the point.

"When it comes to losing one's mind and being crazy, it means that the mind and body are not the same. There is a saying that phlegm obsesses with the mind. When this kind of disease occurs, it is light to run and jump around, and there are also people who are rummaging around, and there are always words in their mouths. I don't give him a daughter-in-law. ”

"It's a daughter-in-law again! Say it's a cure. "The donkey listens to the old fellow, and he is a little impatient.

"There are a lot of treatments, mainly stimulation. In the past, they were all hit on the head with a stick, and they passed out with a stick, and the life was big, and the one who woke up was almost good, and if he couldn't wake up, he was short, and the widow of Zhuang Nantou Sun 、、、、、、。 ”

"It's Widow Sun again, you can't live without Widow Sun, right?"

Lao Li asked the leather donkey to interrupt the conversation three times in a row, and when he was in a hurry, he jumped up, pointed at the leather donkey's nose and scolded: "Leather boy, you are such a big seed, if it weren't for your father who robbed my daughter-in-law, wouldn't your kid call me father now?" ”

The leather donkey picked up a bowl full of tea in front of him, regardless of whether it was hot or not, and splashed it all on Old Man Li's face: "I'm talking nonsense." ”

Old man Li trembled all over, picked up the cane and hit the leather donkey, the leather donkey lowered its head, arched into the huge arms, and the crutch wiped the hair of the leather donkey, and hit the huge head. Seeing that the two of them were getting more and more noisy, he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he wished that the two of them would fight to see a little lively, and he was defenseless, but he was hit hard, rolled his eyes, fell to the ground with a bang, foamed at the mouth, and fainted.

Everyone carried the huge man home. Huang Dakuo muttered a few words in Wang Youxin's ear, and Wang Youxin quickly helped Old Man Li into the car and sent him home first. Waiting for Liu Xueyin to give a huge needle to water and oxygen, and wake up from the huge toss, she will go to find Old Man Li again, where is there still a figure? asked Xiao Taohong, Xiao Taohong said: "I guess I should go home and get the money and go to the hospital with my brother." If you hurt someone, can you still beat in vain? Huang Dakuo went to the police station to report the case, and the kung fu police station should go to Old Man Li's house with handcuffs. ”

Liu Xueyin went to find the leather donkey, and the leather donkey was sharpening the kitchen knife at home, saying that he wanted to kill the chicken, and put the sharpened kitchen knife on his neck several times to wipe his neck. scared Liu Xueyin out of a cold sweat. She remembered the ambition of the donkey at the door of Wang Er Mazi Hotel that year, and her heart trembled, and Lai Han was afraid of being anxious. The donkey's family is in decline, and his temper has become more and more eccentric. If I mess with it, what should he do if he stabs me in the leg? The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, so I ran out and ran home like a smoke. Looking back at the leather donkey and not chasing, he put his mind at ease, sat on the hospital bed and shouted to eat a chicken to make up for it, Liu Xueyin put the nameless fire on him: "I have long said that you are far away from Li Er, but you don't listen, you are walking on two mourning legs, and you are going to mix with what kind of consultation, even an old man in his eighties can't beat him, and he still has the face to eat chicken?" Born nest fee. ”

Huge face cried: "That's Huang Dakuo asked me to go." ”

"Is he your dad or your grandpa? If he hangs you, will you too? ”

"He didn't hang me, he went to a meeting."

"Fuck you! Look at how the old lady cleans you up. Liu Xueyin wanted to fight hugely, but he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps behind him, and when he turned around, he saw that it was Xiao Taohong, so he stopped his hand and asked her, "Is there something wrong here?" ”

"In the past, my brother made a plan for a long time, and he couldn't contribute in vain, so you also went over to eat together, and my brother was light."

"That's pretty much it. Massive, go, go over to eat. Liu Xueyin turned his anger into joy, and led the huge step into the abduction restaurant to have a big meal to relieve the anger in his heart.