"When a pony wanted to cross the river, Uncle Niu smiled and said to him, 'Son, you can cross with confidence, the water is shallow.' A little squirrel jumped out and stopped the pony, and anxiously persuaded: 'The river is too deep, pony, don't cross the river, my friend is drowning in the river.' Then the pony's mother came over and said, "Ignore these two neuropaths, we cross the bridge." ’”

Fang Yunkou was stunned to see a little chubby girl in the room dancing to tell the story of pony crossing the river to another little chubby girl, but is that how the pony crossed the river?

Fang Yun swore that if he knew which bastard told the story to his precious daughter, he would definitely let Ya seriously understand what impulsive punishment was.

After the missiles that pounced on Turtle Island made Fang Yunyi wave his hand and return at a faster speed, when the island country's Maritime Self-Defense Force didn't have time to react at all, he watched them happily kiss the four Aegis-class destroyers, and caused great enthusiasm among the destroyers, and instantly burst out four huge fireworks to welcome their arrival, the island country's Maritime Self-Defense Force urinated, and the speed of the rapid escape made everyone breathtaking.

Inusaburo was directly impeached and removed from office by the Congress, and the cabinet that was reorganized as quickly as possible issued a notice to the world at the first time: The island country is a very peace-loving country, and any individual or organization that tries to undermine peace will be strongly spurned by the people of the island country.

He also expressed great guilt for the incident in which several missiles flew to Huaxia Diaoyu Turtle Island because of the failure of the missile launch system during the exercise, and the island countries are willing to make amends for this incident, hoping that it will not affect the deep feelings between China and the island countries.

As soon as the announcement came out, there was a global uproar, and the Chinese people were immersed in a sea of joy and set off firecrackers to celebrate. All of a sudden, the sense of national pride was greatly enhanced.

This qiē has nothing to do with Fang Yun, after solving the problem of fishing turtle island, Fang Yun received a call from her baby girl, and Niuniu cried on the phone and asked when her father would come back, Niuniu missed her father.

Suddenly, Fang Yun found that he had put the cart before the horse, he was only thinking about how to let his family cultivate the truth, but he ignored his family's feelings.

Even ignoring the chief's special invitation, Fang Yun flew home as soon as he solved the island country's Self-Defense Force, but as soon as he entered the house, he was shocked by Niuniu's story.

"Wow, Dad, Niu Niu thought Dad didn't want Niu Niu anymore." As soon as Niuniu looked up and saw Fang Yun, she screamed and threw herself into Fang Yun's arms and cried earth-shatteringly.

It was the first time since the little girl and Fang Yun returned to the village that she had been separated from Fang Yun for so long, and she called every day to ask where her father had gone.

After Fang Yun told her father that she had gone to a far away place to do things and would not come back in a few days, the little girl was sad.

Since I was a child, I asked my father where he went, and my mother said so, but it took many, many days before my father came to pick up Niuniu.

"Don't cry. Dad just went to do things, how could he not want our baby Niuniu. Holding Niuniu who was crying so much, Fang Yun almost burst into tears.

"Uncle." While Fang Yun was busy coaxing the Niu Niu in his arms, a cry with a milk sound sounded.

Fang Yun looked down and saw that the little chubby girl who had just listened to Niuniu's story turned out to be Doudou, and when she saw no one else around, she asked curiously, "When did Doudou come, where are your parents?"

Doudou Chubby pointed outside, "Dad is at Grandma's, Doudou listens to Sister Niuniu's story." ”

"Wow, Niuniu is so good, she can tell stories to her sister." Looking at Niu Niu, who was still choking and listening to the two of them, Fang Yun's little fart was sent casually.

"Uh-huh, Niu Niu is very powerful." The little girl was proud, nodded her little head hard, and her little face full of tears smiled like a flower.

Seeing that the baby girl finally broke into a smile, Fang Yun breathed a long sigh of relief, just remembering the story Niuniu told just now, he felt that his head was big, and hurriedly asked, "Niuniu, who told you the story you just told you." ”

"This is what grandma bought for Niuniu, Dad, you see, Niuniu has seen it." Hearing Fang Yun ask what she was proud of, Niuniu was proud, and struggled to take out a children's book to show off.

Looking at Niuniu's expectant eyes, Fang Yun was as kind as a stream, "Well, my Niuniu is the best." ”

The little fat girl's big eyes were bent into two small crescents, grinning and giggling, and Doudou on the side looked at Niuniu with adoration on her face, "Sister Niuniu is so powerful, Doudou has a lot of words that I don't know." ”

Looking at Doudou's adoring eyes, Niuniu was arrogant, and reached out to touch Doudou's hair as Fang Yun did, and comforted, "Sister Doudou is still young, and you will be as old as your sister." ”

Fang Yun was amused for a while, Niuniu, this girl is the youngest in the family, she is coaxed every day, and now she finally has a Doudou who is half a month younger than herself, where will she not put on a sister's style everywhere.

The spring water is really not covered for the development of intelligence, although the little girl has not gone to school yet, but after learning behind Ye Ye's ass for a while, some simple children's books can already be roughly understood.

Taking the children's book handed over by Niuniu, Fang Yun found that it was a storybook bought at a stall, and the quality was very poor.

The prices of pirated books and periodicals are very cheap, and many elderly people who can't read a basket of big characters like to go there to buy some children's books and go home to coax their children.

"Holy!" As soon as he flipped it over, Fang Yun couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth.

Can anyone tell me why there is a picture of a beautiful woman with a crisp breasts and a hot body on a children's book?

The male doctor in the obstetrics and gynecology department walked to the mushroom Liang lying on the operating table with a lewd smile on his face while undressing, what did he want to do?

Do Cao Nima and Wang Nima have anything to do with children's books?

The most speechless thing is to sell inflatable dolls on children's books, what are you doing? Ah, what a fuss!

The illustrations are speechless, and the story inside has been changed beyond recognition, and the pony crossing the river is the most outrageous story.

Obviously, this book is all about carrying out the spirit of destruction to the end.

After reading it, Fang Yun felt that his three views were completely ruined, this is a children's book, it is completely a children's father's book.

In the end, Fang Yun, who was angry, rummaged through the entire storybook and didn't find where it was published, obviously it was secretly printed by a small private workshop. This made Fang Yun have to put aside the idea of chopping the publisher into eighteen pieces and feeding them to the dogs.

The most important thing now is to let Niuniu never read this kind of tireless storybook in the future.

Pulling the two little fat girls like twins next to him, Fang Yun asked Niuniu, "Niuniu, if you want to read a storybook in the future, you have to tell your parents, let's go to the bookstore to buy it for you." Don't read this kind of storybook in the future. ”

"Oh, but this storybook is really good, and the big sister who has no clothes in it is really beautiful." Niuniu blinked with a pair of big eyes, and asked very puzzledly, Doudou did the same, learning from Niuniu to stare at Fang Yun with her little head tilted in confusion.

"...... knife, I'm going to chop that shameless publisher into eighteen paragraphs."

Looking at Niuniu's questioning eyes, Fang Yun was in pain, and asked a big man to explain to two five-year-old girls what it means to be inappropriate for children.

"I said that if you don't read it, you can't read it, and good children can't read this kind of storybook." In the end, Fang Yun decided to take out the majesty of the head of the family, intending to make the two girls obediently obey the order.

"Dad doesn't know, Niuniu knows that she can't read storybooks without clothes until she grows up."

Obviously, Fang Yun's majesty as the head of the family was not in Niuniu's eyes at all, and the little girl turned her head very proudly to show off her rich knowledge to Doudou.

Fang Yun burst into tears in an instant. Who taught their own baby girl these messy things.