"Don't be in a hurry, let me think about it first."

Wang Fool put his hands behind his back and swayed up and down in the villa, didn't see anything he was particularly thinking about, and went to the basement of Ding Lao's alchemy. Ding Lao had no choice but to run up and down behind Wang Stupid's ass, just thinking that Wang Stupid would choose one thing quickly, so as not to be afraid of himself.

Inside the basement, Feng Lao was staring at a Dan furnace alchemy, with a focused expression.

"Old Feng." Wang Stupid greeted warmly.

"Ah...... Wang stupid, you are here. Feng Lao glanced up at Wang Du, and after saying hello, he immediately focused his attention on the Dan furnace again.

"How's this Dan furnace?"

Wang stupid squatted on the ground, carefully observed the half-foot-high Dan furnace on the case, this Dan furnace is cast in bronze, and it is densely covered with some quaint patterns, it looks antique, it should be some years.

"Fake." Feng Lao smiled bitterly.

"Fakes?"

"Yes, though, it's a lot stronger than a lot of shoddy Dan furnaces."

"That's right. By the way, Elder Feng, if you are given a good Dan furnace, what can you refine? Wang asked curiously.

"This ...... It's hard to say, it's needless to say that there will be other discoveries, after all, the alchemy industry has withered for hundreds of years, and you can't jump to conclusions. ”

"What are the other findings? Let's take a look at it metaphorically. ”

"For example, just like the monkey Sun in "Journey to the West", it may be ...... to be able to make a pair of fiery eyes."

"That's amazing!" Wang Du exclaimed.

"I'm just guessing that if you can really find a way, it's not impossible to ascend to the immortal realm."

"Damn, there's such a good thing...... However, in modern medicine, it is said that pills are heavy metals and poisonous! I remember that in the 290 years from the establishment of the Tang Dynasty to its demise, there were a total of 21 emperors. Of these 21 emperors, at least 5 died because of poisoning with pills: Tang Taizong, Tang Xianzong, Tang Muzong, Tang Wuzong, and Tang Xuanzong. Although Tang Taizong was able to establish the most powerful empire in the world at that time, he died of a small 'pill', and even his descendants repeated the mistakes of the past. ”

"That being said, but things are not necessarily true, if it is really poison, you are fools when the emperors of all dynasties and generations, and they still take pills one after another, not to mention, it is a three-point poison, everyone knows it."

"What do you mean by that?" Wang Fool said with interest.

"I have consulted some Zi Lu Ao, saying that from the eighth year of Yongzheng to the thirteenth year of the five years, Yongzheng has issued 157 orders to the Old Summer Palace to transport the items needed for alchemy, including 234 tons of coal for alchemy alone, in addition to a large number of mineral silver, red copper, black lead, sulfur and other mineral products, which can be imagined the grand occasion of alchemy that year. At that time, there were several Taoist priests who were alchemy for Yongzheng in the Old Summer Palace, the most important of which were Zhang Taixu and Wang Dingqian. They lived up to Yongzheng's expectations, and really refined one furnace after another of Jindan medicine. Yongzheng ate the pill refined by the Taoist priest and felt good about himself, so he not only took the pill himself, but also gave a part of it to his cronies and officials. In March and April of the twelfth year of Yongzheng, Yongzheng once rewarded the elixir twice......"

"Hey, I haven't read a book, don't bully me, Yongzheng died when he was only fifty-eight years old, and many wild histories say that he died of poisoning after eating pills."

"The question is, many of the ministers he once rewarded with elixir did not die, and besides, many ministers lived a long life, how can this be explained? Besides, fifty-eight years old was not a short life in ancient times. Feng Lao asked.

"I'm afraid they don't eat as much as the emperor."

"Do you think those high-ranking ministers can't get a few pills? You're underestimating them. Feng Lao smiled.

"Ahem......"

"First of all, alchemy is a very deep knowledge, not everyone can start alchemy, usually, those monks and Taoists who are alchemy for the royal alchemy are all famous and famous, people who really have the ability will not have anything to do with the royal family, the blind fortune teller knows that leaking the heavens will be punished by God, and some masters outside the world naturally know what the consequences of making the emperor immortal will be, even if it is a warlock who is really capable, he will definitely not give the emperor the elixir of immortality to die for his own life."

"And these reasons." Wang Fool looked stunned.

"Of course, whether it is Taoism or Buddhism, they still pay attention to the cycle of cause and effect, and if an emperor is immortal, it is against the laws of nature."

"I see, I see, I ...... so"

"Of course, in addition to the reasons just mentioned, the most important thing is that alchemy itself is not easy, except for some rare materials, just a Dan furnace will stump countless warlocks, even if there is a good recipe, if there is no good Dan furnace, don't think about refining a good Dan, so, the emperors who were poisoned to death in ancient times were actually not wronged, and most of them were indeed poisoned by the pills."

"If you are given a good pill furnace, are you sure that you can refine the elixir of immortality?"

"The elixir of immortality is not as easy as you think, the right time and place are indispensable, although I like to brag, but I dare not boast that I can refine the elixir of immortality, however, although the elixir of immortality is a bit hanging, there is no problem in refining a little life-saving elixir, such as the Soul Rejuvenation Pill, the Nine Turns Golden Pill and the like......"

"Okay, deal!" Wang Du immediately remembered that he had eaten the pill as a jelly bean in the 51st District in a hurry, and if he hadn't taken the pill at that time, it was still unknown whether he would have been able to escape with Wang Hanchao.

"Ah...... What's the deal? Feng Lao was stunned.

"I'm responsible for getting you a good pill furnace, and you are responsible for alchemy, but I have one condition, if you refine a good pill, I will ask for half of it."

"Half!" Feng Lao stared at Wang Fool with wide eyes.

"It's okay, you can disagree." Wang Fool had the expression of Jiang Taigong's fishing wisher taking the bait.

"You're too greedy, besides, maybe you don't have a good Dan furnace......"

"He's got the Space Ring." Ding Lao tugged at Feng Lao's sleeve.

"Space Ring?" Old Feng stared at Wang Stupid with an incredulous expression.

"How?"

Wang stupidly summoned a few boxes of tea and put them away, seeing the magical appearance and disappearance of those boxes of tea, Feng Lao was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

"I heard that the Space Ring is a legendary immortal artifact, how did you get it?" Feng Lao closed his eyes slightly, calmed down for a while before opening his eyes and asked.

"I know a fairy, but she is not on the earth, I can only contact her through a mysterious method, of course, I will not sue you for this mysterious method, otherwise, how can I, an agent, earn some benefits." Wang Stupid's shamelessness was vividly displayed at this time, but Feng Lao and Ding Lao had long known Wang Stupid's virtue and had become accustomed to it.

"Okay, I promise you, if you really get the best Dan Furnace, half of the pills we refine will be given to you."

"Deal!" Wang stupidly laughed.

"Do you want to make an oath, or make a note or something?" Ding Lao asked dejectedly.

"This is not necessary, I believe in you, besides, there is no best Dan furnace, only better, if we cooperate happily, I will ask another Da Luo Jin Immortal to refine a Dan furnace for you."

"Really?" Ding Lao and Feng Lao said in unison with a look of surprise.

"Of course, of course, I know a lot of immortals, not to mention a small Dan furnace, even if you get a gossip furnace that Taishang Laojun once refined Sun Monkey, it's not a problem!"

Bragging is Wang Fool's strength, in order to prevent Ding Lao and Feng Lao from hiding the good pills they have refined and not giving them to him, Wang Fool bragged as much as he could, bragging is not illegal anyway, besides, as long as he gets a good Dan furnace, Ding Lao and Feng Lao will not doubt anything about him.

As for whether the white-haired girl Xiaoqian can refine the Dan furnace, Wang Du has not considered it, at least, a few boxes of big red robes have already arrived.

Under Wang Stupid's nonsense, he signed a series of unequal verbal treaties with the two old men, and the so-called inequality naturally refers to the fact that it is mainly bound to the two old men, and there is no constraint on Wang Stupid, and the two old men have been immersed in the fantasy of being about to have a good Dan furnace, and they have not noticed the problem of equality at all.

After the negotiation was completed, the two old men ignored Wang Fool and immersed themselves in alchemy again, Wang Fool was bored with alchemy, and after leaving a list of what he needed, he saw that it was still early, and when he was bored, he helped Ding Zhizhi, who was busy in the kitchen.

"Sister Wisdom, where's the nanny?" Wang Stupid walked into the kitchen and saw Ding Zhizhi busy alone, and asked.

"I have something at home, so I'm on leave."

"Oh, that's really hard sister, is there anything you can help with?" Wang Fool leaned behind Ding Zhizhi to watch her chop vegetables.

"Let's go to the living room and drink tea, don't waste the big red robe you made just now." Being close to Wang Fool's back, feeling Wang Fool's snort, Ding Zhizhi felt uneasy for a while, and said softly.

"Hehe, I just like to watch my sister cook." Wang's stupid mouth was almost touching Ding Zhizhi's white neck.

"It's all your fault, I was almost seen by my dad just now." Ding Zhizhi turned around and looked at Wang Stupid with disgust.

"It's okay, the two old guys are in the basement, I asked, they won't come up for the time being, and they said that the food will be sent down when it is cooked." Wang Stupid smiled, and grabbed Ding Zhizhi's astonishing waist with one hand.

"Don't ...... like this" Ding Zhizhi tried to push Wang Fool away, but he forgot that he was still holding a kitchen knife in his hand, and it turned into a kitchen knife on Wang Fool's chest.

"Ah...... A chivalrous woman spares her life, a chivalrous woman spares her life! Xiaosheng is penniless, but his posture is acceptable, and he asks the chivalrous girl not to rob money, just rob the sex. ”

"Poof...... Be honest, or you'll cut off your dog's head. Ding Zhizhi was amused by Wang Stupid and giggled.

"You can die under the flowers, and you can be a ghost, no matter what, you have to hold the dog's head." Seeing Ding Zhizhi's flower-like smile, Wang Du suddenly lost his mind, put his hands around Ding Zhizhi's slender waist, and pulled him into his arms.

"Don't ...... Other...... What are you doing...... Let go of me...... Let go of me...... Woo ......"

The lustful Wang Fool had forgotten that this was the kitchen, and between bending over, the big mouth had already covered Ding Zhizhi's mouth.

Ding Zhizhi's whole person softened.

Soon, Ding Zhizhi struggled from the beginning to the warm catering at the back, and the two kissed wildly in the kitchen, as if they had reached the end of the world and caught the last madness.

Wang Fool's hands began to grope on Ding Zhizhi's plump body, he did this but practice makes perfect, and soon, a pair of hands reached into the thin placket and grasped the rich place......

……

"Bang", Ding Zhizhi felt that his body was touched, instinctively struggled, the kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground, and the two of them let go of each other at the same time as if they had been pricked by needles.

Wang stupidly looked at Ding Zhizhi blankly, and Ding Zhizhi also looked at Wang stupid blankly.

Wang Stupid didn't expect that he would really be rude to Ding Zhizhi, you know, although he has a lot of thoughts about Ding Zhizhi, but it only stays at the stage of lip service, at most, it is to take advantage of the situation to touch his buttocks, he never thought that he would kiss Ding Zhizhi, but the reality is that he not only kissed Ding Zhizhi, but also put the devil's claws deep into Ding Zhizhi's clothes, because Ding Zhizhi's messy clothes are the evidence of the crime.