Chapter 7: Chameleons
(This chapter is devoted to paying tribute to my esteemed Mr. Chekhov and to mourning the passing of my youth.) )
Kong Xianglin followed the sound and saw that in the corridor at the entrance of the ward, there was a man with sallow face and stubble standing in the corridor. He looked to be in his thirties, wearing a thick padded jacket with his arms open. The man stood outside the room, grabbing a woman dressed as a nurse and yelling.
The nurse was not very old, and she looked like she was in her early twenties. The little nurse was so frightened by his roar that she almost didn't dare to look up, and she trembled. At this moment, an older doctor came up and explained something to the man.
The doctor was about forty years old, wearing a surgical gown and a pair of glasses, and he looked like he had just come out of the operating room.
Kong Xianglin observed that he was one of the medical staff who had just sent the patient back to the bed.
"Huh? No? How is it possible that such a large hospital does not have analgesics? What about your dean? Call me your dean, and I'm going to talk to him. The man with random hair did not relent, "Do you know who Lao Tzu is?" Yes? ”
At this time, a doctor in his fifties walked over and said arrogantly, "This is the hospital, do you know?" No loud noises! ”
"I don't care if you're allowed or not! Do you know it's a hospital? How can there be no analgesics after surgery, ah? Do you want to hurt my mom to death? Who are you? What about your dean, hurry up, bring your dean to me, I want to talk to him. The man was furious, ignoring the words of the fifty-year-old doctor.
The doctor in his fifties snorted coldly and said, "I am the dean on duty - Pi Shaogang, if you have anything, just tell me!" ”
The man with random hair was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the name tag on the chest of the self-proclaimed dean, only to see that his photo was pasted on it, and his number, position, name and other information were clearly written, which showed that what he said was indeed true.
As soon as he saw the main owner coming, the man with random hair became even more energetic, grabbed the collar of the leather dean and said, "Oh, you still dare to come out?" Let me ask you, have you ever heard of an operation without giving analgesics? My mom knows it personally, it hurts, doesn't it? Aren't you TMD saving lives? Is this to save people's lives or to save lives, huh? Tell me clearly. ”
Pi Shaogang sneered: "Hey, don't say it, when we operated, the anesthetic that should be injected was hit, and the sutures that should be sutured were stitched." After that, there is really no obligation to give the patient analgesics, you can sue wherever you like! Besides, it has not been a day or two since the analgesic drugs in this city were urgent, not to mention you, even if the leaders of our hospital came, there was none. ”
The middle-aged doctor next to him also echoed: "Yes, yes, indeed!" Now there are not a few in the entire Beiqinhai City, so please don't be angry, we can't help it. "To say, what he said is still to the point, Kong Xianglin has been worrying about painkillers for the past few days, and he knows that what he said is true.
"I, do you know who Lao Tzu is? Don't say that you are a small duty director, that is, the director of your health bureau, you have to be respectful when you see Lao Tzu. I sue you, I'm the driver of the secretary of the municipal party committee, don't blame me for not warning you, today you have to have it, you have to have it! If you can't give my mother the medicine in time, my mother will cry out that it hurts, and you will wait to be downgraded; Shout ten words of pain, and you will wait to go home and sell sweet potatoes! The man with the profligate hair said angrily.
Dean Pi was stunned for a moment, and a middle-aged woman dressed as a nurse behind him whispered to him: "I heard that the driver of Secretary Xu of the Municipal Party Committee is indeed in his thirties, can't it be him?" ”
Dean Pi raised his eyebrows, and his heart couldn't help but burst, and he glared at the middle-aged doctor fiercely, as if to say, why didn't you sue me earlier?
The middle-aged doctor saw his expression, and said wronged, I don't know, isn't this the first time I've seen this guy today!
Dean Pi's face changed like a book, and he immediately said to the messy man with a smile on his face: "You see this is making trouble, why didn't you say it earlier?" I mean, how do you look at you, it's a little familiar. Did you know? When Secretary Xu came to inspect the hospital last year, he also praised our hospital, saying that we save lives and help the wounded, treat the sick and save people, and put the interests of patients first. As he spoke, he turned his head to the middle-aged doctor and said, "Xiao Liu, let's do it, you see, don't we still have backup analgesics in our hospital, since the patient needs urgently, then we should focus on the patient, take the patient's needs as the first priority, and prescribe a few spare ones for him!" ”
The middle-aged doctor surnamed Liu looked at the man with messy hair, frowned, and then muttered to Dean Pi in a low voice: "Dean, I remember who said it, Secretary Xu's driver has a very obvious mole on his chin, this person doesn't have it!" ”
That's right, Dean Pi slapped his thigh and said secretly in his heart, yes, I've heard this rumor too! How can this man have a mole? It's obviously a trick, and I'm really a bastard here, and I was almost deceived by him.
When the man with random hair heard that there was analgesics, he was about to thank him, but he didn't expect Dean Pi to ask the middle-aged doctor loudly: "What kind of operation is the patient?" ”
The middle-aged doctor replied, "It's lymphatic cancer!" ”
Dean Pi pretended to frown, and said to himself with one hand holding his chin: "It seems that there are not many spare analgesics in our hospital, and they need to be used on the most urgent patients, if this is the case, let's observe and observe first, and then talk about it when it really doesn't work!" ”
As soon as the promiscuous man heard the analgesics in his hand, the skin was gone as soon as he touched the skin of his mouth, how could he agree? Immediately said: "Dean Pi, don't you have a door?" Oh, I promised Lao Tzu to give it, this TMD voice hasn't fallen yet, and you're gone? ”
At this time, the middle-aged nurse behind Dean Napi whispered again: "The one with the mole is Mayor Zhu's driver, and Secretary Xu's driver does not have a mole." ”
Dean Pi's face froze, and he asked in a low voice, "Are you sure?" ”
The middle-aged nurse replied: "Sure, I have seen Mayor Zhu's driver, and there is indeed a boss on his jaw." ”
Dean Pi nodded in understanding, rolled his eyes, and said, "Well, this is really not good, since I have already agreed, then I must be responsible for the patient." We can't say it but we can't do it, everyone says yes! After that, he turned to the man with random hair and said, "Do you think this is good, what about me, as I just said, bring the spare medicine to your mother to use, and, as the dean on duty, I will come over later to carefully examine Ling Tang after the operation, so that I can observe her postoperative condition anytime and anywhere." ”
He unconsciously used honorifics, which made Kong Xianglin, who was watching coldly beside him, couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, and secretly said, he is really too tender, look at the level of others, tsk......
"It's pretty much the same, you ......" The man with random hair was about to nod his head in acceptance, but the middle-aged doctor quietly pulled the dean's cuffs and whispered to him: "Dean, I heard that Secretary Xu is particularly unkind to see his driver, and it seems that he is about to change people!" ”
Dean Pi hurriedly asked, "What you said is true?" ”
The middle-aged doctor nodded in confirmation: "It's true!" ”
Dean Pi muttered in his heart, there are really not many analgesics in the Chinese medicine hospital, and if you give it to him, you don't have to give it to others. If he was replaced within two days of giving him, wouldn't it be a loss to his wife and a soldier? We're not going to do that. Thinking of this, he hurriedly interrupted the man's words and said, "In this way, I heard that there are several major surgeries tonight that are still waiting for these spare pills, and after tonight, we will assign them to you, what do you think?" ”
"You" becomes "you" again.
The man with random hair stopped doing it: "Oh, you are playing with me, aren't you?" After tonight? My mom doesn't hurt tonight? Where shall I find you after tonight? ”
Dean Pi regained his toes and said arrogantly: "This is your fault, you see that I have accommodated the hall like this, you also have to understand that we are not, I sue you, there is no medicine tonight, hum!" ”
Dean Pi just wanted to say a few more words, and let out the sullen breath in his heart, killing the other party's majesty. But the middle-aged nurse behind him said: "I heard that it was changed two weeks ago, and the driver who replaced it is in his fifties, and the new driver is in his thirties." ”
"Oh? I see! Dean Pi said, then he touched his forehead in a cold sweat, and then turned to the messy man: "Well, let me think, let me think, I remember what we are, oh yes, it seems that our pharmacy department still has a few samples left for testing." Either I'll give you the rest of the sample, so that we can meet our needs for the rest of the surgery and your mother's needs tonight. You see that I have spent an unknown number of brain cells for you, and finally came up with this best of both worlds, which is you, if someone else, I don't want to do this, you have to understand my good intentions! ”
The man with random hair was already about to be tortured by him and went crazy, and said: "This time it won't change the hexagram, I said, this has also delayed a lot of time, you should go to someone to get the medicine and give it to my mother!" If she doesn't hurry up, I'm afraid that once the numbing is over, she will suffer a lot more. ”
"Wait! Dean, I heard that although Secretary Xu's driver has changed, it has changed to a woman. The middle-aged doctor stopped Dean Pi from saying.
"Ah, this time?" Dean Pi asked.
"Of course, my nephew and daughter-in-law work in the municipal party committee, and I heard her say that Secretary Xu and the new female driver are still a little unclear, hehe." The middle-aged doctor laughed very lewdly.
Dean Pi took out a handkerchief and wiped the beads of sweat on the top of his head on the "Mediterranean", and said to the man: "Don't worry, the remaining amount of samples in the pharmacy department has not been counted, and after they finish the inspection and count the remaining amount of samples, we will give you even, if there is no remaining amount, I can only say sorry to you, then I can't give it to you." ”
Kong Xianglin almost rushed up to see what this Dean Pi's face was made of, how could he turn his face several times without blushing? To be shameless to such an extent, you can't not admire it!
The man with random hair finally collapsed, panting and said, "Do you give it or not, let's have a happy word!" I can't stand your toss. ”
"Ah, I remember." The middle-aged nurse behind Dean Pi suddenly whispered in Dean Pi's ear, "I said how do I feel that this person is a little familiar, he is indeed not Secretary Xu's driver." ”
Dean Pi breathed a sigh of relief and said to her, "This time it's foolproof, right?" ”
The middle-aged nurse nodded and said, "Well, this time it's confirmed, I remembered, I've seen this person, he is the driver of Deputy Secretary Liu of the Municipal Party Committee, it's true." ”
Dean Pi's nerves that had just relaxed tightened again, Deputy Secretary Liu was also a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee, and he couldn't be guilty, so he hurriedly said to the man with a smile on his face again: "Okay, I'll make a decision, I'll use it for you first, and I'll be responsible for the problem!" ”