1. Hungry people! Rather 'bend your waist' for a piece of bread
The bustling downtown streets of Isbania are lined with small shops and open-air cafes. It is also one of the few ancient streets in Isbania that has been well preserved, so it receives a large number of overseas tourists every day, in addition to the locals who come here for coffee shopping.
It is not uncommon for many tourists to linger here for the quiet atmosphere and soothing rhythm, knocking on the door of a hotel on the street and staying for a few days or a year and a half.
And some people are not just to enjoy the scenery and taste the cultural life of Isbania, just because they have no money to walk, and they have to stay here, I am afraid that it can only happen to Long Wen and Hu Che, the two "unlucky people" who are "possessed by poor gods".
At this time, the two of them squatted at the door of a bakery, and both of them turned their wallets upside down at the same time, and finally they only got fifteen yuan and five cents, but the cheapest bread in the window of the bakery cost twenty yuan. Hu Che pressed his face to the window, his lips pressed against the glass, and his mind kept imagining the scene of the freshly baked bread in the basket getting closer and closer.
"Sniff~sniff~" saliva flowed down involuntarily, and Long Wen was holding the back collar of Hu Che at this time to stop his indecent behavior of saliva on the window. "Hey! Feed! How can you say that you are also an employee of Salomon Company, pay attention to the image, okay? Long Wen glanced at Hu Che.
Hu Che replied with a straight face: "Under the temptation of bread, all dignity is not worth mentioning. Long Wen also lowered his head at this time and cursed: "Fuck, why is the price of this big country so expensive?" Hu saw the customer who walked out of the door with bread swallowed and complained: "It's not because you forgot to return the card after withdrawing money from the ATM." Six digits were so easily crossed out! β
Speaking of this, Hu Che was almost in a state of gnashing his teeth. Long Wen: "Oops! Didn't you rush me at the time, I forgot about it when I was in a hurry. Hu Che: "If parking is not allowed in that location, you will be fined." Long Wen: "Compared with the money lost, the fine is just a drop in the bucket." β
Hu Che: "Where did I know that you forgot to return the card!" Why do you still blame me! Let's just say you have memory loss, uncle. Long Wen: "Gotcha!" I can't get a loaf of bread out of the coup d'Γ©tat with you, and now I'm still five dollars and five cents away, what should I do? β
Hu Che raised his neck and smelled the tempting smell of wheat like a puppy: "Is there a price sale here at night?" Long Wen: "Then can you still carry it until night?" Hu Che cried with a sad face: "It's enough." Long Wen: "Okay! That's going to have to be a killer move. Hu Che: "Killer feature? Are you going to rob a bakery? β
At this time, a middle-aged woman walked out of the store with a paper bag full of bread, and Long Wen rushed up to stop in front of her, the woman was probably frightened by Long Wen's burly figure and 'vicious' appearance, and the two looked at each other for about three seconds.
Long Wen suddenly put away his serious expression at this time, spread his hands and showed a big tail of a golden retriever pitifully. In a fleshy tone that did not match his burly figure at all, he said, "Beauty." Have mercy on us! We haven't eaten for three days, lend us five dollars and five cents, and we'll give you a high interest..."The woman looked at Long Wen's pretentious performance in surprise and pestle on the spot, and was completely stunned or completely frightened.
βoh! No!β Hu Che covered his face: "Long Wen! He roared. After exhausting the most powerful force, he jumped up from the ground and kicked Long Wen out of the ground with one kick, "Ah! I'm sorry! Excuse me! My dad has a problem here! Tiger repeated the old trick and pointed his finger at his head to explain.
The woman was probably completely frightened, and before Hu Che could say any more, a 'lightning flash' rushed behind Hu Che, and ran away with a smoke, and disappeared into a shadow. Look at the merciless cloud of smoke and dust and the fast disappearing back. Long Wen's face was dripping with noodles and tears, and he twisted his nose with a small handkerchief
"Don't go~~" "Kick! Hu Che flew up and put a foot in Long Wen's face: "Uncle! Can you have a little manly dignity! Long Wen, who had shoe prints on his face, said dejectedly: "Didn't you say that you couldn't survive the night?" Hu Che: "Stupid! β
The two 'poor ghosts' squatted on the side of the road. Long Wen stared closely at the sun that was about to set, while Hu Che only focused on the special price sign on the window, and his eyes were bloodshot. The sun was sinking westward, and the dim light was shining all over the street. The bakery seems to be doing very well today, everything has been sold out, and this indicates that Long Wen and Hu Che's plan to "wait for the rabbit" has ended completely.
Long Wen sighed leisurely: "It's over!" Failed! Hu Che looked at the empty basket in the window and said to himself: "Dream shattered...... Long Wen: "Find the queen to spend some money first!" Hu Che: "No! will be laughed to death. Long Wen: "Do you want to borrow some from a colleague?" Hu Che: "Do you want to be crushed to death by high interest rates?" β
Long Wen sat on the ground: "If the two of us starve to death on the streets, the next day we will definitely be on the 'front page' of the local newspaper - 'Two destitute stowaways died on the streets'!" Hu Che: "I'll think again....think again... Grunt..."Hu Che clutched his stomach: "I'm so hungry ~ I don't have any ideas at all ~"
Just when the two of them thought that they were really going to starve to death on the street, Hu Che suddenly smelled a sweet smell of wheat. He was intoxicated, and seemed to close his eyes, and looked up at the seductive scent, "That .......", and the scene in front of him was that of a stocky young man with glasses holding one end of the loaf of bread in his hand, and Hu Che was biting the other end of the loaf like a puppy.
This time it was Long Wen's turn to cover his face, and he stepped forward and dragged Hu Che to prevent him from any state that might mutate into "rabies", and smiled at the young man: "I'm sorry.....that....that..." βοΌ
The young man then let go of the long loaf of bread and said, "This is for you." Long Wen was surprised: "Huh? Give it to us? The young man nodded: "I see you've been looking at the bakery for a long time, and you're waiting for a special." Long Wen nodded, and the young man smiled and said, "Then you really waited wrong, there are a lot of people patronizing this store, and there are very few special prices." β
Long Wen: "Oh! I see, it's not the reason why we 'carry the idea'. By the time the two of them spoke, Hu Che had already swallowed most of the bread. Long Wen took out the only fifteen yuan and five cents at this time: "This is all our savings now, if it is not enough, we will give you interest when we make money." β
The young man couldn't help but be surprised when he heard the word 'interest', how could these two refugees, who looked like a father and son, talk as if they could make a lot of money in the future? The young man: "I don't need the interest, I still have enough bread to eat." β
At this time, I only heard Hu Che chewing the mush and said: "That's not possible, we have to repay you, what do you do, little brother?" Is there anything we can do to help you? The young man scratched his head shyly: "I....I'm a writer..."Long Wen glanced at the laptop he was holding under his arm: "Oh! It's a writer! β
The young man hurriedly waved his hand: "No......no....I'm not a writer... Not very popular....at most just a writer! Long Wen asked, "What did you write?" Young man: "I write everything....write anything to make money...."Hu Che: "Can you show us what you wrote?" The young man took the laptop hand and asked tentatively, "Do you guys....want to see it?" Hu Che: "I don't look at 'Internet hydrology'. After listening, the young man lowered his head weakly, and then Long Wen took over: "I read the online text, is there a free chapter to read?" The young man immediately came to his senses: "Yes. (To be continued......)