6. [006] It turns out that eunuchs also have scheming
Poof-Lin Bao almost didn't squirt him to death with a sip of salt soda, didn't she think of a name for herself and register it before? How can it be changed now? And it's changed like this...... The second is awkward.
Little buns, your whole family is little buns!
Lin Bao glared at the little pigeon viciously, but the thing didn't think so, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "What do you mind, our names have all been changed, and my father-in-law said that it was for the convenience of people to remember, and besides, it's not too late to change the name back when it becomes famous." ”
Well, the point is not the second half of the sentence, anyway, she doesn't expect to be famous, as long as she can make enough money to squander, and then find a beautiful man to marry her.
The key lies in the first half of the sentence, anyway, the name of the big guy has been changed, what is she?
It's just that......
Lin Bao hugged the burden, moved a stool and sat at the head of the bed, and asked, "Then what have you changed your names to?" ”
"Well, little pigeon." is still the little eunuch who just talked to her, and he really looks like a tender bean sprout, a sissy and a sissy, no wonder he wants to enter the palace to be a eunuch.
However, his "little pigeon" and her "little bun" don't seem to be much different.
"I'm a little melon seed." The slightly smaller little eunuch sitting next to the little man spoke.
Lin Bao twitched the corners of his mouth, but heard another one point to the one next to him and said, "I'm Xiao Lizi, he's a small intestine!" ”
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After these people were introduced one by one, Lin Bao was really not calm, especially after hearing the name "little intestine", she suddenly felt how good her "little bun" sounded.
Afraid that she would vomit out what she had just eaten, she got up, took her burden and prepared to walk out, when she suddenly remembered something and turned around and said, "Good night, brothers." ”
Watching her walk out of the door in a chic manner, the little pigeon couldn't help but sigh: "Tsk, people like people who want to do big things never squeeze together with us little shrimps." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the laughter in the room, and couldn't help but wonder, "What are you laughing at?" ”
Fang Cai's little intestine slowly spoke, "Little pigeon, you still don't know what to do." There are a lot of mosquitoes now, and that little bun is out of the blue, and Ming'er must be holding a bag with a head! When the time comes, see which palace and which room dare to ask for this goods! ”
When the little pigeon heard this, he suddenly understood the reason why they had to huddle together on such a hot day.
- It turns out that the eunuchs also have scheming!
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Lin Bao came to the courtyard and looked around, and sure enough, as the father-in-law said, there was no extra room to come out and barely sleep for one night.
She looked at the bright stars in the night, shook her head helplessly, and glanced at the big banyan tree beside her, did she really want to spend the night on this tree, and then feed the mosquitoes to let the group of guys in the house see her jokes?
Nima, she's not stupid, she's also a new human from the modern era with super brains, how can this little thing be her?
Lin Bao climbed the tree in two or three times, opened all the clothes in the bag and tied them to the branches, and formed a small closed tent, although it was a little simple, but it was still able to sleep.
She has climbed this and that with her parents, who are rock climbing instructors, since she was a child, and no matter how difficult the environment is, these are just a piece of cake compared to them!
Who is she? - She's Lin Bao! The world's fifth, the country's No. 1 climbing champion!