After a full meal, the boss came with a fruit plate: "I knew it when you just came." ◎ This has been waiting for you to eat and settle the bill. I'll have some fresh seafood here in two days, do you want a seafood feast to take? ”

Zhang Cheng: "Yes, there is beef every day these days, just to change the taste." ”

Boss: "It's okay in the United States, I heard that Australian Russian pork is very unpalatable." ”

Zhang Cheng: "Why? ”

Boss: "It is said that one is not able to raise, and the other is that it will not kill." ”

Zhang Cheng understood after thinking about it: "They won't kill pigs without bloodletting......"

Boss: "It should be, the Chinese who came over there said that it was so fishy that they couldn't eat it." I wanted to have a drink with you for a long time, but what about my liver, the doctor said that there is more fat in it, and when I drink alcohol, my liver hurts, and if I drink it again, it will harden. Now not to mention alcohol, you can't even eat fried food and pork. ”

After chatting with the boss for a while, Zhang Cheng, who was short in the family, took Nancy away, and after getting into the car, Nancy asked, "Are you familiar with the boss here?" Must be a regular here, right? ”

Zhang Cheng: "I'm not a regular customer, his hotel is for the general working class, the city is relatively small, and there are only a few Chinese living here except for studying abroad and working. When you see it, you can get familiar with it after saying a few words. ”

Nancy: "So, the ranch and the big house are yours?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "It's a part of many of my homes, and I still have a lot of houses and properties. ”

Nancy: "You're so rich, how did you go to killer school?" ”

Zhang Cheng said truthfully: "This one, there is a little accident, in general, it is to experience life." ”

Passing by a mobile phone store, Zhang Cheng stopped the car and asked Nancy to pick a mobile phone - middle school students in the killer school have no tools to communicate with the outside world.

Nancy played with her phone in the car for a while: "Finally got the Russian version." ”

Zhang Cheng asked, "Don't you know English?" ”

Nancy: "The spoken language is okay, I don't know a lot of words. Not a native language after all. ”

Zhang Cheng thought about it and admitted to himself: "Me too." ”

"Make a phone call." Nancy said, and when someone answered the phone, she began to roll her tongue and speak Russian, looking very excited.

Zhang Cheng didn't know Russian, so he had to concentrate on driving, and when he arrived at the garage at the gate of the ranch, he transferred the sports car to off-road. Drive home. When I arrived at the middle of the ranch, Nancy stopped the phone, Zhang Cheng listened to this phone call, Nancy talked to a total of five people, and the voices were all women, thinking that they were Nancy's friends, classmates, neighbors, and the like.

In the car, Nancy looked at the turf bushes, cows, cowboy cowdogs, and wild animals such as deer, foxes, squirrels, wild boars, and various birds that occasionally came out to brush up on the zài sense, and couldn't help but say, "It's so beautiful." In fact, it's also beautiful that we don't fight in Ukraine. ”

Zhang Cheng drove with one hand, hooked Nancy's chin with the other hand and looked at it for a while and said: "The place that can raise a little beauty like you must be the beautiful people and outstanding people, and it must be beautiful." ”

Arrived at the door. The two got out of the car, Zhang Cheng kicked in the back of the car, and the car ran into the garage and parked itself, Nancy couldn't help but ask when she saw this scene: "Is this okay?" ”

Zhang Cheng: "Smart parking. It's very convenient. ”

When I got to the house, there was still no one to be seen, thinking that it was because I had been soaking in the hot springs for a long time. But it just so happened that Zhang Cheng arrived at the house and saw that no one was there and began to play a game of tongue fighting with Nancy, the advantage of this game is that the clothes are gone while playing and the body temperature will get higher and higher.

Waiting for Guoguo, Leaf, Angelina, Rebecca, Emma, Emily, and Stephanie to open the door and enter the room. I saw Zhang Cheng in the living room holding a golden girl in the living room.

Seeing this scene, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then it was as if they didn't see it. They went their own way. Ye Zi came to Zhang Cheng's side, reached out and grabbed one of Nancy's and touched it a few times, and then said, "Pink, the color is good, where did you pick it up?" ”

Zhang Cheng finally freed his tongue from the for half a second, and said concisely: "School." ”

Emma and Emily put down their things in the kitchen and ran over, looking Nancy up and down for a moment before Emma said, "If I'm not mistaken." This is an Eastern European girl. ”

Rebecca: "You can see where it's made." ”

Emily: "Because we're Eastern Europeans too." ”

Stephanie walked up the stairs and said, "Leave me two plasma cannons for the evening, enough for me." ”

While a few women were talking, Nancy, who was originally sitting on Zhang Cheng's body and staggering up and down, suddenly rolled her eyes and fainted after her body tensed, and a large string of Russian words came out of her mouth.

Zhang Cheng took a deep breath, came back to his senses, put down Nancy's body on the sand and asked, "How are you doing these two days?" ”

Yezi: "Wow, the hot spring is so comfortable!" And also. We built a wooden wall outside the hot springs, and there was no shelter, so I always felt uneasy. ”

Zhang Cheng pinched the leaf, nodded and said, "That's right, our things can't be seen...... How big a wooden wall is the circle, are you not tired? ”

Ye Zi gestured: "It's not that big, so I enclosed the hot spring and the witch's hut......"

Zhang Cheng: "Witch's Hut? ”

Leaf: "It's that eerie wooden hut with vines and roots, and if it weren't for the good sun and the sun here, no one would dare to enter it, and we would have thought it was more like a witch's hut than a witch's hut - except that it wasn't in the trees." ”

Why do witches live in trees......

"One more thing." Ye Zi pulled the white tiger baby and said, "Now that the baby has grown up, I have given him a big name, called Da Hei." ”

Zhang Cheng looked at the baby white tiger who was begging to tickle on the ground: "This is obviously a white tiger...... It's called Big Meow, and it's better than Big Black......"

Ye Zi grabbed Da Hei's neck with one hand and picked up hundreds of pounds of White Tiger Da Hei, and then used the other hand to remove the white hair on Da Hei's body, only to see that there was indeed a layer of black markings on the flesh under the white hair that was almost invisible to the naked eye, Ye Zi said: "Look, I showed it when I bathed Da Hei." It turned out to be a white tiger with an invisible black and white pattern, so I named him Dahei. ”

Zhang Cheng: "You changed his name, can Da Hei understand?" ”

Ye Zi: "I understand, I called him Dahei and he whined in response to me." ”

That's supposed to resist the name, but forget it, it's just a name code, it's up to him whether you like it or not. It's just calling him 9527, and getting used to it is his name.

Zhang Cheng looked at the docile gaze of Da Hei who was carried into the air, and put Da Hei's body on the ground, Da Hei ran a few steps and then lay down in his old place, and continued to sleep with a white tiger skin carpet - Zhang Cheng had seen Da Hei occasionally climb trees (probably to move his body or sharpen his paws), but Da Hei did not sleep on trees or high places like cats or leopards.

Zhang Cheng said, "Okay, since Da Hei has no opinion, then it's no problem." I'll go back to my room to see if anything has happened in the past two days. ”

Zhang Cheng turned on the computer in the study. I saw a few e-mails, opened them one by one, and in addition to the advertisement, there was a letter from Zhang Cheng's tax accountant who was also a certified public accountant, and on it was the various income and expenses calculated by the tax accountant for Zhang Cheng last year - the places that could be reduced were also listed.

In the end, Zhang Cheng only needed to hand over a tax bill of more than $8 million by April 15 -- which is really not much for Zhang Cheng, who earned hundreds of millions of dollars last year.

Zhang Cheng looked at the tax bill and couldn't help but say to himself: "I am a big taxpayer every year." ”

At the back of the tax bill, there is also a message left by Zhang Cheng's certified public accountant: If your wine business can still print money like last year, you can consider continuing to invest in real estate such as land to maintain its value and reduce taxes.

Investing in land is not necessarily about opening a farm and pasture, buying a ranch without cattle, and selling grass (dry storage fodder and green storage fodder) every year is also an income and will not lose money. The ranches are said to be cattle raising, but they are actually raising pasture grass -- mainly alfalfa.

In recent years, the price of forage has also been rising, rising faster than the price of beef -- about the same as Wall Street, which has pricing power, also has a high understanding of the significance of the vegetable basket project, and for small and medium-sized farms and ranches with high operating costs, they would rather be subsidized by the government than arbitrarily increase the price of staple foods on the American table, such as meat and milk.

Finish processing your most important messages. Zhang Cheng opened an email from the church, which was a comparative scientific report, which criticized Bruno, a saint who had been praised by Scientology, as useless - with the astronomical observation technology of Bruno's time at that time, Bruno's view can only be said to be relatively correct, but in the eyes of later generations, it is full of loopholes, and it is even worse than the theory of the earth like a chicken and the sky like a yellow yellow appeared in Chinese astronomy earlier.

Now astronomy has been wantonly distorted by Bruno and the Scientology who praised him, and the earth does not move in a circle or an elliptical orbit around the sun at all - because the sun and the galaxy itself are moving, how can the earth move in a circle around a sun that is constantly moving in the universe, so the orbit of the earth around the sun should be spiral from the three-dimensional picture, and the spiral of the earth-moon motion is a double helix structure - the same as the DNA map of life.

But the current textbooks don't mention this, and the lie is rife - just to save a little face for the saint of Scientology. Zhang Cheng understands this truth. In ancient China, there was also a saying that the Venerable One was hidden - that is, the sage was always right.

So the Church considers Bruno's doctrine to be a step backwards in the history of science, of course. The purpose of the church is for Zhang Cheng to turn this article on his homepage and fight the Church of Scientology - the article is accompanied by a 3D video, which is a three-dimensional animation of the trajectory of the solar system.

This is a little bit of a trivial matter for Zhang Cheng. Although whether the earth is square or round does not affect people's lives, Zhang Cheng is of course helping his relatives in this matter, and even if he ignores it, he must help his relatives - otherwise people will organize what to do.

The next day, after three days of absenteeism, Zhang Cheng came to the campus of the University of Nevada again, and was pulled by Carey to watch the school's drama performance after two classes in the afternoon.

Look at the immature actors performing on stage. Zhang Cheng asked casually in a low voice: "You didn't come here to find actors, did you?" ”

Carrey: "Don't be funny, if you're an actor, you're going to have as many people as you can do in Los Angeles, California, where the best performers in the world are begging for a living." The script of this drama was written by my queen screenwriter, so I'll take a look at the effect. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Oh. ”

On the stage of the drama.

When the hero was dying in the hospital bed, he said loudly to his wife, "Jenny. I'm sorry for you, I'm unfaithful to you. Actually, I have a leg with your brother Mike......"

A golden man walked through the theater and shouted: I'm Mike, I'm Mike.

The wife in front of the hospital bed choked up with tears and said, "I know...... Don't say it......"

When the hero was dying, he still said: "Actually, I still have a leg with your lawyer Jack......"

Another man walked across the theater and shouted, "I'm Jack, I'm Jack."

Wife: "I know, I know, that's why I poisoned you...... You're a dead glass. ”

Ending.

Seeing the ending, Zhang Cheng and other students watching the drama couldn't help laughing, but they didn't expect it to be a light comedy in the end.

Kerry proudly applauded the actors on the curtain call, and said to Zhang Cheng beside him: "How is it, it's interesting." ”

Zhang Cheng applauded together and said, "My stomach is about to burst with laughter, what is the name of this drama?" ”

Carrey: "'s death." My queen screenwriter, as long as the brain turns, a lot of things will appear in unrecognizable but more interesting ways, and we often discuss this kind of little joke together. ”

Zhang Cheng nodded in agreement: "Amazing, a talent." (To be continued!)

PS: Never a holiday

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