Huang Dakuo's life was hard, his father died at the age of seven, and his mother died at the age of eight, and he became an orphan. At that time, it was the production team. The captain is Wang Shengli's father, so he took him to his home, and wanted to train him well, his wife was not angry, only raised a daughter, and picked up a son halfway, he was very happy, and wanted to wait for him to grow up, have a chance, be a son, be a son-in-law, he can't be ungrateful, forget his parenting grace. This Huang Dakuo is not a good material, he doesn't study well in school, and he messes around on the street with those wild children every day. I studied in the first grade for three years, but I didn't get into the second grade. Wang Shengli's father looked hopeless, so he had to stop school and stay home. Twelve-year-old Huang Dakuo doesn't work, eats the same as Wang Shengli, but he doesn't look as good as Wang Shengli, often wears some Wang Shengli's old clothes, and dresses up as neither male nor female.

At that time, Wang Shengli's father was in his thirties and in the prime of life, and he couldn't stop making love with his wife at night. Once Huang Dakuo got up to pee, and saw Wang Shengli and her father lying on Wang Shengli and her mother, her body scurrying around, and she didn't know what to do. Huang Dakuo finished urinating, and curiously leaned over to watch, Wang Shengli and her father were also confused for a while. Sue sù Huang Dakuo, this is called rowing. He also said that when he grew up, he would also find him a daughter-in-law, and the two would work during the day and row a dry boat at night. Huang Dakuo nodded and returned to his bed on the kang. He thought to himself, why wait for me to grow up and row a dry boat, can't rowing be more interesting now, why find a daughter-in-law, isn't Wang Shengli next to me a woman. Thinking of this, he turned over, got into Wang Shengli's quilt, lay on Wang Shengli's sleeping body, and followed Wang Shengli's father's example, and his body also rowed away from the dry boat.

Wang Shengli was asleep, and suddenly felt that her body was very heavy, and she couldn't breathe, and she was sweating in a hurry. When I woke up, I opened my eyes and saw that Huang Dakuo was lying on top of him, screaming in fright, and crying.

Wang Shengli and her father patronized and whispered to his wife, not paying attention to the things around him. When her daughter was crying, she turned around, and when she saw it, she suddenly jumped like thunder, turned over and got off her wife, didn't care about wearing clothes, jumped off the kang bare-chested, grabbed Huang Dakuo's hair, pulled him off from her daughter, pressed him directly to the ground, raised a big slap, snapped, and gave Huang Dakuo a full beating. The Huang Dakuo ghost who hit directly cried wolf, screamed like a pig, and lay on the ground unable to move. Wang Shengli and her mother had already dressed themselves, comforted her daughter, hugged her by her side, patted her spine, and coaxed her to sleep. Wang Shengli fell asleep quickly, and Huang Dakuo was still lying on the ground crying. Wang Shengli and her mother looked at Huang Dakuo and said to her husband: "Looking at Miao since childhood, this little mongrel is a scourge after all, it is better to tell him to get out of trouble as soon as possible, the province will really cause trouble in the future, and it will be too late to take regret medicine." ”

Wang Shengli and her father shook his head: "There is no place to put him, and no one wants this wolverine." ”

Wang Shengli and her mother had an idea: "Call him to sleep in the breeding house in the team, that old Li Tou doesn't have a daughter-in-law, the kang is so big, they are just right." Anyway, Lao Li Tou also started his own gang, and the team allocated more food to him, and asked him to cook for this miscellaneous by the way. Tell this wolf lamb to help him take care of the cattle at night, you can't just ask him to eat the idle food in the team, the teenage child has to do some work in the future, and you can't ask all the members of the club to raise such a waste. ”

Wang Shengli and her father thought about it, and it was right, Lao Li was a single person, he was getting older and older, and he was very tired and panicked when he fed so many animals at night. Asked Huang Dakuo to go over, firstly, to drive this scourge out of his home, and secondly, to help Lao Li Tou, and all the members of the province gossiped nonsense. In the second season of autumn wheat, he was asked to sleep in the community. Anyway, it's better to have one more person watching the field there, and it is cold in autumn and winter to sleep in the breeding house. The team pulls a cart of charcoal, and there is not much difference between one person burning it and two people burning it.

Early the next morning, Captain Wang carried Huang Dakuo's things on his back, sent him to the breeding house, and handed him over to Lao Litou. The reason is very simple, Huang Dakuo is not small, he should contribute something to the team, just eat and not work, the members have great opinions, help Lao Li Tou feed the livestock, and accept the education of poor middle peasants. But he didn't say a word about rowing at night.

Huang Dakuo has been casual since he was a child, and he is annoyed when he talks about work. He himself said well, socialism is not hungry, I don't work, and the team has to ask me to eat. Lao Li Tou is the biggest good person in the world, if you don't do it, you won't do it, I will do it, in addition to feeding the livestock every day, he also takes care of Huang Dakuo's daily life. Huang Dakuo is not idle, as soon as spring begins, he walks all over the production team's large and small fields, digs up the first crop of bitter vegetables, and dips the old plum head in sauce to eat. In the summer, he didn't sleep at night, looking for the ghost in front of the tip (I know), when he called the old Li Tou to stir-fry, the oil was cooked and put in it to fry, and the two of them ate with relish, at that time, there were many things, and they could catch half a basin in one night, which was like now, and there were more ghosts in front of the tips than in front of the tips. In autumn, Huang Dakuo went to catch grasshoppers, caught half a water scoop a day, and enjoyed it with Lao Litou. After a long time, he learned to mix grass on the livestock, those cows, donkeys were disobedient, robbing the material in the trough of another animal to eat, he took a V-belt, beat the animal hard, until the subdued, through his discipline, those animals in the production team, obedient a lot. Since then, he has developed the habit of pinning a V-belt around his waist. It wasn't until he became the owner of the garment city that he got rid of this problem.

Doesn't Fat Bean have five sisters, named Dafeng, Erfeng, Sanfeng, Sifeng, and Wufeng. Among them, Sanfeng is the most handsome, and among the stubble girls, she is a big beauty and the most pungent. Many of the boys in the village circled around her. I don't know who instigated Huang Dakuo and told him to go around and say that Sanfeng was his wife. Huang Dakuo didn't know what to do, he thought it was fun, and he said it when he met people. It makes people laugh and lean back together. I don't know how Sanfeng knew about it. grabbed Huang Dakuo on the street, and picked up his pants in front of so many people, of course Huang Dakuo didn't let him, Sanfeng stretched out his hand to untie the leather strip tied around his waist, and scolded: "Okay, you are a bastard, you know how to find a daughter-in-law at such a young age, do you know what to do with a daughter-in-law?" My good little man, call my daughter-in-law, let me see if your little cock is hairy? She took off Huang Dakuo's pants a few times and couldn't take them off, so she grabbed Huang Dakuo's second shopkeeper: "I have to take off this donkey ball and horse egg and feed it to the dog, see if you dare to spoil me in the future?" ”

Huang Dakuo tried his best to break Sanfeng's hand and grabbed him, and he sweated in pain. The three phoenixes patronized and lowered their heads to catch him, and accidentally exposed most of the two tits, Huang Dakuo shouted vigorously: "What big tits." Everyone turned their heads to look at Sanfeng's chest, and Sanfeng hurriedly covered it with his hand, which allowed Huang Dakuo to escape. Sanfeng chased after him, but he didn't catch up, so he had to scold.

Captain Wang took some of the old clothes he didn't wear, as well as some old clothes of Wang Shengli, to the breeding house for Huang Dakuo to wear, so that he left the relief money allocated by the above to buy new clothes for his daughter. The old clothes were packed in a cardboard box and delivered. At night, under the oil lamp, Huang Dakuo looked through these clothes one by one. When the clothes in the cardboard box were about to run out, an old bra worn by Wang Shengli was revealed. At that time, there were very few such things in the countryside. Besides, Lao Li Tou and Huang Dakuo, one is an old bachelor and the other is a small single, and they have never seen this thing. Look at it is similar to the "eyecovering" worn by the donkey in the team when grinding, only small, soft, and with elastic bands. Huang Dakuo stood on the kang and put the milk cover on his eyes, he couldn't see anything, Lao Li shook his head, no, no. Huang Dakuo put it on his belly again, and it looked too small to wrap two ass balls. Lao Li Tou still shook his head, no, no, no, what is this? The old man and the young man studied on the kang for half a night, and finally Huang Dakuo put it on his ear, and Lao Li nodded this time. Something like that. The next day, there was a little frost, Huang Dakuo went to the supply and marketing cooperatives to buy salt for livestock, and he wore this milk cover, which attracted countless ridiculed eyes. She grabbed the milk cover from Huang Dakuo's head and fled home amid the laughter of everyone, and she was ashamed that she didn't come out to work for two days.

Time flies. Huang Dakuo is in his early twenties. Although he still lives in the breeding house, he has been called to work in the stone field, Li Er got a daughter-in-law in Hebei to come back, and he also followed suit, but he was made a crotch mud by the pock-faced girl, and he never unloaded the stone again.

After another year, the group dispersed, divided the land to the households, and the livestock in the breeding house also asked each family to draw lots, and those who caught it paid money to bring the animals home. The breeding house where Huang Dakuo lived was also rented by Wang Shengli and her father. This kung fu king Shengli has married a donkey, people want to set up a factory here, his original adobe house has already been rained, want to build a new house and have no money, anxious he scratched his ears and cheeks, ran to Li Er's house, begged Li Er to find a way for him, find a house to live.

Li Er was so good at eating the ghosts in front of the tops, Huang Dakuo didn't sleep for two nights, caught a ghost in front of the basin, salted it, and gave it to Li Er, as a gift, and begged him for help. Li Er looked at Huang Dakuo pitifully, and then looked at the ghost in front of him with a yellow face. He promised to help him solve it, and within three days, he would give Huang Dakuo and his daughter-in-law a good thing to take the family, which is a great thing, Huang Dakuo was so excited that he almost knelt in front of Li Er and called his father.

The daughter-in-law that Li Er said to Huang Dakuo is Fat Bean's fifth sister ---- Wufeng. Fat Dou's surname is Zhou, and his five sisters have nicknames of Big Fat, Second Fat, Third Fat, Four Fat, and Five Fat. This week's daughter, who was fat for an hour, but when she reached eighteen years onwards, she was slim and slim, and everyone loved her. Who knows that these five phoenixes are different, after the age of eighteen, not only did they not become thinner, but they were fatter than before. Short body, like a ball of meat. It doesn't matter if these are these, what's worse is that she doesn't know how to count, as if she and Huang Dakuo are born in the same mother, she studied in the first grade for three years and didn't get into the third grade, Xiao Jiujiu's multiplication formula, and she didn't memorize it correctly until she was twenty years old, and it was often 3924, 2817 Hu Chai. You say, who dares to want such a girl? Especially after the land is divided, every family works alone, unlike the production team, who takes care of her to do some light work. Now they are all looking after each other. It doesn't matter if you're fat. When I walked, my legs were a little lame, and I dragged them one after another. can also deal with it, but this terrible ignorance is indeed an insurmountable obstacle to marriage. Therefore, Wang Shengli, Xiao Taohong and others, who are the same age as her, are already famous, but she is still waiting to be married in the boudoir. At this time, Fat Bean had taken over his father's class and went to the city to become a cadre, Fat Bean's mother also got a whirlwind and died in the hospital, Fat Bean's father found a retired old woman outside, lived in the city and didn't come back, and wanted to take Wufeng to live in the city, but how to think about it is not suitable. First, she has a rural hukou, and it is difficult to find a job in the city, so even if she is asked to find a job as an accountant, she will not be able to do it. It's more difficult to find a partner, whose worker's child is looking for a half-disabled wife in the countryside? After thinking about it, I decided to find her a door-to-door son-in-law in my rural hometown. Zhou Dafeng came to Zhang Fengxian and wanted to find a guy from Zhang Fengxian's hometown in Hebei to be her son-in-law, she thought that people were poor there, and the young man couldn't find a daughter-in-law, these were all guesses she guessed. The development of Hebei is not slow, power plants, solar workstations, all kinds of things, the guy is not enough, who is here, Zhou Dafeng is embarrassed, Li Er proposed Huang Dakuo. Zhou Dafeng pondered for a moment and sighed, alas, let's talk about it, the lame donkey is making do with broken pockets, fooling around, although Huang Dakuo has a lot of stinky problems on his body, and his body is extremely poor, but he has nothing wrong with his body, but he has been undisciplined since he was a child, he is angry, he can't speak accurately, and he just runs the train with his mouth full.

When Huang Dakuo heard Li Er say that he wanted him to go to the Feng family on Friday to be his son-in-law, he was silent for a long time: "That blind thing, she can count within ten counts, and after ten up, she can't count if she doesn't take off her shoes, I don't live with that blind thing, she knows how to live her life." ”

Li Eryi frowned: "She is just a slow development of intellectual education, and there is nothing wrong with her body, the house is ready-made, you can live in it, you can eat and drink, what else do you want?" Look at yourself, there is no tile on the top, there is no place to stand on the bottom, you can't even take out ten yuan on your body, do you understand that people are poor and short-minded? Poor on the street no one asks, rich have distant relatives in the United States, you go back and think about it yourself, take your own ideas, wipe your own ass. If you feel that this thing is not good, this thing will come to me, and I will go to Hebei to see my mother-in-law. ”

Huang Dakuo has made up his mind and resolutely refuses to marry this blind man. When he returned to the nursery, Old Man Li had been picked up by his nephew. His rotten quilts had already been thrown by Wang Shengli and her father outside the house where he lived. What to do? I don't have a place to stay at night. There are hotels on the street, but he has no money, can people let him live there? He hurriedly turned around and ran to Li Er's house, the cruel reality forced him through, blind goods, blind goods, fate is destined for me Huang Dakuo to find a lame wife.

He hurriedly ran to Li Er's house. He was afraid that Li Erzhen would go to Hebei, and he would not be allowed to come back for three or two days, he had business over there, he was going to really leave, and Huang Dakuo was really going to sleep on the streets. God opened his eyes today, Li Er was about to catch the car, but he hadn't left yet. Huang Dakuo grabbed him. begged him to go to Friday Feng's house to find Da Feng and let him live in it. Li Eryi saw that he couldn't leave, so he turned around and went home, and asked Zhang Fengxian to go to Wufeng's house to talk about it, if he agreed to this family business, he would ask Huang Dakuo to go in first tonight, temporarily live in the house where Fat Dou used to live, settle down, register, get married, and talk about it another day.

Zhou Dafeng saw Zhang Fengxian coming over to talk to the matchmaker, and he was very enthusiastic. Her mother-in-law's family is also a big family, her son is going to get married, and her sister-in-law is going to get married. It's a busy mess. But there's no one on my mother's side. Fat Bean just moved into the city a few days ago. There is only one day left for Wufeng to be at home, and she is a girl again, and she is really not at ease when she is the eldest sister, she wants to go but can't go. I live here and worry about those things in my own house, and when I go back to my mother-in-law's house, I worry about things here. When she was in a dilemma, Huang Dakuo agreed, and she was very happy. Immediately cleaned the fat bean house. asked Huang Dakuo to live in, and she cooked in the evening to entertain Huang Dakuo. Huang Dakuo is very satisfied with this family, a mouthful of an eldest sister, called Zhou Dafeng's heart is warm, and he told the two of them a few words, and after dinner, he took advantage of the moonlight to hurry home.

Huang Dakuo looked at Wufeng under the lamp, and felt that it was not as ugly as he thought before, short, fat, and lame legs were not fatal problems. In the past, I set the standard for finding a daughter-in-law too high, but now I face the reality and find these five phoenixes, and I think it's okay. He grinned and said, "Wufeng, you blind bastard, count me Huang Dakuo unlucky, and I am in trouble here." If you are really willing to marry me, you will sleep in the same room with me tonight, if you don't want to, tomorrow I will go, you will find the white donkey prince, ah, it is not a white donkey, it is a white horse, but the white horse is not necessarily a prince, if there is a Tang monk on the stall, it is a fly flying into the eyes of the cow---- eating tired (tears) goods. ”

Friday Feng also liked Huang Dakuo very much, and when he said this, he leaned over, sat opposite Huang Dakuo, and whispered: "If you marry me, I will love you for the rest of your life." ”

Huang Dakuo stretched out his hand to hold Wufeng's chubby round face, nodded solemnly, and the two shared a room that night. Since then, Huang Dakuo and Wufeng have been in the same boat for decades, creating huge wealth, and becoming a well-known Huang Dakuo, he did not dislike Wufeng, this is a later story, and I will tell you later.

Since Huang Dakuo entered Zhou's house and shared a house with Wufeng, the two of them planted the three acres of land divided by the team. There is also a gilt. Looking forward to it growing up, the next few piglets will be sold for money. However, if the sky is not beautiful, it is not worthy of a pig. Wufeng had to tie the pig's leg with a rope every time he had a big set of kidnappers, and led it to the market to find the old man who fed the breeding pigs, three yuan at a time. On this day, she had just arrived at the market with the pig, and met Huang Dakuo playing chess with the old man who sold fish. Huang Dakuo saw his wife coming, so he got up and greeted: "Blind goods, go and try your luck, take it back, what do you like, don't give birth to piglets, and sell them to pig killers when they get fat, and they also exchange a lot of money." ”

Wufeng saw that her husband was playing chess wholeheartedly, so she said: "It costs three yuan to match a pig, it hurts to panic, go out to work for a day, and earn these three yuan, it is a good deal to match pigs, or do you try?" ”

As soon as Huang Dakuo heard his wife's words, he threw down the chess pieces, hugged the blind man from behind, pretending to be a pig, and made everyone laugh. Wufeng and Huang Dakuo were even more happy. After laughing, the husband and wife led the pig home, no longer thinking about the piglets to make money.

Huang Dakuo and Wufeng couldn't sleep at night. Look at the people around you, leather donkeys of the same age, the iron factory has developed rapidly in recent years, and it must make a lot of money. Take a look at the abduction clinic opened by Pangda and Liu Xueyin, people are coming in and leaving, and they are booming. Take a look at Liu Cripple's abduction restaurant, which is making money every day. Look at Li Er's cement again, one car after another will be pulled to Hebei, and he will definitely make a lot of money. The eldest Cao, relying on a tractor, can earn more than 100,000 yuan a year. Alas, it's yourself, you don't have any career, you can't even feed a sow and a piglet, what kind of business, you have to find a way to make money, time waits for no one.

At the end of the year, Huang Dakuo sold the sow, followed the family to sell vegetables on bicycles, earned hundreds of yuan, and had a good year. After a year, he went to sell vegetables and asked Wufeng to buy them on the kidnapping market. Coming and going, just making a few small bucks, you can't get it at all. He went to sell vegetables again and asked Wufeng to sell them on the kidnapping market. Coming and going, just making a few small bucks, you can't get it at all. He went to sell fish again and lost a few hundred yuan, the reason is very simple, he doesn't have a car, and it is not possible to carry fish on a bicycle. He went to sell hardware again, but the result was still a small profit, these small businesses were more than enough to support his family, and he wanted to develop big, but he couldn't. After several tosses, two years have passed, and his business has not improved much. However, it made him understand a truth, it is difficult to seek profit without capital. But he didn't have the capital. He went to the bank clerk's house in the village to apply for a loan, but they ignored him. Said he was incapable of repaying. Go to the neighbor's house to borrow, everyone is doing business, who has spare money to borrow her? Turning around, it's still empty. Come. At this time, Wufeng still came up with an idea and went to Li Er to find a way. Huang Dakuo suddenly remembered, yes, why did he forget this Zhiduoxing. He hugged Wufeng's neck and kissed his mouth: "I'm not blind this time, I'll sell some strength at night, so that you can enjoy it." ”

Wufeng smiled and pushed him: "It's not serious, don't ask for guidance from a master, let's just hit it like "blind" (blind collision is the common name of scarab), and we won't be able to get up for a hundred years."