ps: This article is purely made up, please refrain from being more serious.

Although the weather in September is still a little hot, you can already feel the coolness in the remote mountains. The verdant shade of the trees shades out most of the scorching sun, and the breeze blows the leaves to play a symphony of nature.

A young man walked on the slightly winding path, simple canvas shoes with decent black jeans, showing his slender figure, revealing a straight nose bridge under the low brim, lips pursed, even if he was carrying a big travel bag, his body was still like a benchmark. The tranquil and picturesque scenery was soon broken by a "pop" sound, and I saw that the young man was constantly scratching the place he had just hit, raising his head to reveal his bright eyes, and muttering:

"Ah~West! That's a lot of mosquitoes! ”

"Just10minutes" rang with a ringtone, and the young man unhurriedly took out his mobile phone, did not look at the caller ID, and lazily stuffed it to his ear.

"Aniase~"

"Across the phone.

"Aniase, oh?" The young man had no choice but to speak again, and at the same time found a shade and sat down casually.

"Stinky boy, talk to Lao Tzu!"

The voice on the other side of the phone finally spoke, and the old voice did not hide the anger of its owner at all.

"Yes, yes! Master! The young man's body that had just loosened up straightened instantly. Hurriedly picked up the phone with both hands again, put on a flattering expression and asked, "Hey~ Master, who is this who doesn't have long eyes to make you angry?" It's not worth it to get angry, if I'm at home, I'll definitely teach you a good lesson for you. ”

There was no reply on the other side of the phone, just a long exhale, obviously forcing something. The young man unconsciously moved his buttocks, swallowed his saliva with a grunt in his throat, and then said dejectedly: "Okay, master, I was wrong"

"Say, what are you going to do in South Korea, the stinky boy has hard wings? Dare to run away from home without making a sound, huh? Although the voice on the other side of the phone was old, it was full of energy, and it could be seen that this old man was in good health and had full hands-on ability

"Heh, hehe" The young man laughed dryly, lowered his eyebrows and said: "Master, don't you often say that it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read ten thousand books, you have almost run all over China, I am thinking about going abroad to see, this just makes some money, hehe"

"Don't think that you can coax the master casually when he is old, I don't know what to think about when you are careful? I really don't understand why that vixen couldn't charm you back then, so he fell in love with a few little stars! ”

"Uh... It seems that the vixen you mentioned has not yet successfully transformed into a ghost, and looks more scary than a ghost. The young man complained, and at the same time groped for a bottle of drink from his travel bag and took a sip of it.

"......" The other end of the phone paused, and then said: "Forget it, jade~ Since you have already gone outside, the master will not say anything else, give Lao Tzu a good practice!" And remember, don't be pushy! ”

The last sentence of the last sentence was full of concern, and the young man who was called Jade was a little positive, and then said in a coquettish tone of three points and seven points: "Master~ Why do you want to give me such a mother's name, because I have been laughed at by my brothers for more than 20 years!" Why don't you call me a stinky boy? ”

"Oh, didn't you say it was because I had a piece of jade on my body when I picked you up, and I originally wanted to name you Dog Leftover." The latter sentence is full of regret, obviously this old master is not an old-fashioned character, and he choked the young man a little sharply.

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, and then he said, "I'm in the mountains, and the signal is not good, so be it." He was about to end the call.

"What are you doing in the mountains?" The other end of the line clearly didn't have that in mind.

"Of course, it's looking for the world's martial arts cheats!"

“……”

Then there was a beeping sound in the young man's ears, and when he put away the phone, the young man named Yu grinned, "The stinky old man must be thinking about how to clean me up when I go back, but how can I leave if I don't live for a full year!" As he spoke, he took out a document that read: Fifth Jade, nationality Chinese, next to a photo of a young man.

With a flick of his finger, he flicked his documents, "Ah~ The guy is so handsome!" Boasting to himself, the young man whose full name was Fifth Jade continued his journey.

Seoul at night

S.M Practice Room

Dynamic music came from inside the house, and nine beautiful girls were dancing to the music. There was no noise, sweat was silently spilled on the floor, and only some wheezing breaths proved that they had been practicing for a long time.

Almost as soon as the music ended, the girls were all lying on the floor scattered and scattered, without the cover of the music, the wheezing sound became thicker and thicker, and the clock on the wall ticked with the rotation of the hands, and each stroke seemed to be able to stir the heartstrings of the girls. The music from the other practice rooms easily reached the girls' rooms, but they were greeted only by the silence of the air, and the atmosphere began to become oppressive.

With a few clapping sounds, a petite girl stood up, trying to break the atmosphere.

"Alright, kids, it's over! Let's go back to the dormitory and rest. The girl who spoke had a very delicate face, and her petite figure was even smaller in this atmosphere.

"Taeyeon, for what? Why have we worked so hard, and they still want to do this to us? The girl who spoke had a pair of smiling eyes, but at the moment she lost her smile, and her dark expression and murmuring tone as if asking a question made her look extremely helpless.

After hearing this, the petite girl named Taeyeon glanced at the other girl who was squatting by the wall with some concern, her face expressionless as if she was empty, but her hands were firmly clasped together.

Taeyeon sat down next to the girl and put her arm around her shoulders. Then he replied to the girl who asked the question:

"Tiffany, it doesn't matter if they don't like us, we just have to cheer so that there are more people who like us than people who hate us." After saying that, she grabbed the girl's arm tightly, and the girl silently rested her head on Taeyeon's shoulder.

After a few words of conversation, the atmosphere sank into the mud again, and just a few minutes later, a tall girl stood up.

"Okay, let's go back and rest, Taeyeon, aren't you going to participate in "The Birth of a Family" tomorrow, go back and have a good rest, this kind of wild variety show is the most tiring, and if you don't do it well, it will leave a bad impression on others." didn't wait for an answer, then turned his head and said to another girl: "Yun'er, you too, go back and have a good rest, finally the crew has a day off, and if you don't perform well, you will be scolded by the director again." ”

The girl called Yun'er got up, hung on the tall girl and coquettishly said: "Xiuying Oni ~ Zhilu Dao!" ”

Xiuying exaggeratedly slumped her shoulders and said, "Ah, Lin Yun'er, are you trying to crush me?" Ernie is going to be exhausted! I'm not your weird power! The funny expression lightened the mood a bit. Lin Yun'er grinned, and then pretended to be angry and said: "How can I have strange power, I just eat more, and my strength grows, but Xiuying Oni eats more than me, where does the food go?" After speaking, he stretched out his evil hands and groped wildly.

"Yikes! Lin Yun'er, are you crazy again? Xiuying's counterattack was obviously a range attack, and the flames of war quickly spread to the entire practice room, and the originally somewhat dull atmosphere seemed too lively at the moment. Finally, after a commotion, everyone tidied up their hair and clothes, and prepared to rest in the dormitory.

Taeyeon also smiled and patted the girl next to her and said, "Let's go, Sika, go back and wait for me!" After saying that, he touched the girl.

"Hmph" Sika puffed out his bun face, kicked his footsteps, and went out with the big guy.

Taeyeon walked behind the most, a little distracted, thinking about tomorrow's trip with some worries. "I hope it's a sunny day, if it rains, the wild variety show will die! I heard that I am going to a mountain village far away, so I must bring mosquito medicine, and by the way, I also have to review the dance of the seniors of Xiaoli. Well, you must get along well with your seniors! What else should you pay attention to..."Let's not mention the girl's tangled mind now, on the other hand.

"Ahh

The fifth jade, who is still in the deep mountains, said that he was very hurt, and said that the village that would appear if he crossed this mountain? The fifth jade is holding a branch from nowhere in one hand, standing alone on the top of the mountain, his posture is no longer as tall as before, and the cold wind blows and brings up a few fallen leaves, which is even more sad.

The dark scenery in front of him made the fifth jade dizzy for a while, and after a dry howl, he turned out the map, and after careful comparison, he sadly found that he had deviated from the course, and looked around, the fifth jade turned his head to stare at the little lights that appeared on the opposite side of the other mountain and wanted to cry without tears.

However, soon the fifth jade made the decision to camp in place, with his skills, he was not afraid of the danger of climbing the mountain road at night, but if he took the wrong road again, he believed that he would definitely go crazy. He took out a piece of cloth from his bag, spread it on the ground at random, and sat cross-legged on it, no matter what, his daily cultivation was to be done.

Slowly closed his eyes, slightly breathed for a while, his eyes opened suddenly, the bright eyes were more shining in the dark night, it looked particularly weird, the black and white eyes seemed to be able to exude brilliance by themselves, and the black pupils were more like an abyss that made people fall into it, or it could make people's souls fall into it. Something was muttered to his mouth, but although there was no sound, he could clearly feel the vibration of the air.

Finally, the fifth jade closed the pair of eyes again, like an old monk in a trance, and the figure gradually merged with the dense forest and deep mountains. The cool breeze blew, but even the tips of his hair did not blow, and the silent mountain, the young man sitting cross-legged, was as quiet as a painting.

But the fifth jade's next action quickly broke this quiet picture, only to see his figure suddenly collapse, and then lay on the ground without any image, staring at the beautiful starry sky, muttering in his mouth:

"Hey~ I'm so hungry!"

PS: The protagonist's surname I accidentally saw from the hundred family names, there is no special meaning, I just think it is novel, so I use it.

The most lucrative advance notice: The protagonist's background is a normal orphan, so there is no need to have illusions.