Three hundred and eighty-five, Shi Chun
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Bai Yu shook his head, raised his steps and walked into the police station, and happened to see Chen Longshi and Shi Chun in the hall. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info《
"Huh? I've tried it ten times a week, and after each attempt, I have diarrhea for a few days. ”
This Shi Chun is the sheriff, and he also noticed the white feather who came in, and his eyes were full of vigilance. Hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Chen Longshi, who was complaining beside him.
Shi Chun narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said to Bai Yu, "Who are you?" I don't think I've seen you in this village? ”
Bai Yu nodded, and said with a smile: "Me? I'm a tourist, and I heard about another isolated village on this island, so I came here. But I didn't expect to come here but couldn't find a guide, so I came to your police station to ask for help. ”
When Shi Chun heard this, he was obviously a little skeptical, he held a cigarette butt in his hand, put it in his mouth and took a puff, and then spit out the smoke in his mouth. He sneered and said, "Oh? Is it? ”
Ever since he came to work here, Shi Chun had always suspected that the people in the village were selling drugs. After all, the people in this village do not farm and do not have a regular income. But they are miraculously free of food and clothing, and even more than ordinary people have money. This also has to make people suspicious, so Shi Chun has been secretly visiting, trying to catch their handles. But it didn't work out every time.
Now when he was thoroughly investigating the handle in the village, he saw Bai Yu, an outsider, suddenly appear. Naturally, doubts arose in the heart. At this time, in his heart, he already regarded Bai Yu as a drug dealer.
Bai Yu looked at his expression, and he also saw what he was thinking.
But he didn't see it at all, but found a place to sit down. Then he cocked his legs and asked them, "I don't know where your sheriff is?" No matter what I say, I came here according to the law, so I guess I should be worthy of your help, right? But I don't think you want to help. ”
Shi Chun's eyebrows furrowed, obviously angry in his heart.
In fact, he was already full of resentment when he came to this place, which was not only sparsely populated, but also had little money. It can be said that they now belong to the type where their fathers don't love their mothers. It's strange that he doesn't have any ideas in his mind.
And that's why, so they're all a bit self-defeating and sloppy now. I don't even wear a police uniform in normal times. Now Sheriff Shichun is only wearing a vest and a pair of pants. It is indeed difficult for people to see his identity as a sheriff.
I only heard Shi Chun snort coldly and said, "I'm the sheriff here, just tell me anything about it." If we can do it, we will do it. But I'll be sure to monitor your behavior during this time. If I find out that you have bad intentions, I will definitely make you look good and let you be punished by the law! ”
"Hey, it turns out that you are the sheriff here, but I look at this sheriff, and he seems to be a little irritable. I'm a legal citizen, why am I being spied on by you? Don't you know that you are also violating human rights by doing so? Bai Yu was amused by the hostility of Sheriff Shi Chun.
Shi Chun's eyes glared at Bai Yu, as if he wanted to eat Bai Yu into his stomach.
Just like that, the two looked at each other. After a long time, suddenly Shi Chun laughed. He stretched out a pair of hands and said, "We were just joking with you just now, don't take it so seriously, let's shake hands." Now that you're here, if you need anything, just contact our police station and we'll do our best to help you. ”
A smile also appeared on Bai Yu's face, and he smiled and stretched out his hand to shake him.
"Sheriff, then I'm ......"
Chen Longshi put his hands behind his back at this time and asked a little cautiously.
"Ahem!" Shi Chun coughed lightly and said, "You can go and try that thing first, and I'll look for you later." ”
Hearing Shi Chun's order, Chen Longshi's face immediately became bitter, after all, he had been too uncomfortable for a while. It is a test of medicine all day long, and it is accompanied by diarrhea.
Of course, this can't be blamed on other people, only because he brings everything back, and he doesn't recognize it at all, and he is the one who suffers in the end.
Seeing Chen Longshi disappear, Shi Chun said to Bai Yu again: "I, I am the sergeant of this police station, called Shi Chun, and the one just now is my assistant Chen Longshi." I don't know your name? ”
Bai Yu nodded and said, "It turned out to be Sheriff Shi Chun, my name is Bai Yu." ”
"It turned out to be Mr. Bai." While dealing with Bai Yu, this sheriff Shi Chun came to a place and sat down.
Bai Yu adjusted his posture and said, "I don't know if the sheriff knows what famous scenery there is nearby?" I just came here, and I think this paradise will definitely bring me a lot of surprises. ”
Shi Chun rubbed his nose and said, "I don't know if there are any surprises, I just know that you'd better not have too much interaction with the people here, they are very xenophobic." I see that you will not be able to find a place to borrow it in the next time. ”
"Oh? And such a thing? Bai Yu said with a little surprise.
Shi Chun disdainfully "cut", "Believe it or not, I also mean well." ”
Bai Yu's eyes rolled for a moment, but after a moment, he smiled and said, "There must be no problem with this, I think the police station should be able to let me keep it for a while, right?" After all, I have no relatives here, so I can only trouble the police. ”
"Sheriff, sheriff." At that moment, a man suddenly came in from outside.
I saw that this person was fat, small-eyed, and had a hippie smile, which looked very obscene, but the police uniform on his body also reflected his identity. He came to the police station, trotted all the way, and smiled at Shi Chun: "Sheriff, look at it, this is sent from the village." ”
Shi Chun glanced at the basin in his hand, pursed his lips again, and said, "Eating this kind of pork will break your life!" ”
"Hehe, Ah Sir isn't so serious, right?" The fat policeman shook his head again and again, his face full of disbelief.
Shi Chun glanced at Bai Yu as if he had inadvertently, and snorted coldly: "The money to buy pork is not clean, will it?" ”
At this time, the fat policeman also noticed Bai Yu, he quickly straightened his waist, cleared his throat and said, "...... this person?" ”
Shi Chun introduced: "This is Mr. Bai, a tourist. ”
Hearing Shi Chun's introduction, the fat policeman didn't think too much about it, and introduced himself with a smile: "It's Mr. Bai, I'm police officer Li Jingwen, and everyone calls me Little Steel Cannon." ”
While talking, this person called Li Jingwen came to Bai Yu's side and shook hands with Bai Yu.
After Bai Yu politely shook his hand, he said, "It's really a blessing, I will live here for the next period of time, I believe that Sir Li shouldn't mind, right?" ”
Li Jingwen was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed again: "No, it's good to live here, I'm already a little tired of the two of them." It's a very happy thing to have another friend. ”
Immediately, Li Jingwen seemed to remember something again, and asked Shi Chun, "I don't know where Chen Longshi is now?" ”
Shi Chun extinguished the cigarette butt that had been sucked to the end for you, and said to him: "He is in there now, stay for a while and come out." ”
Li Jingwen rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said, "It can't be that you are testing the medicine again, right?" How many times has this been the week? Aren't you afraid that his body will collapse? ”
Shi Chun immediately waved his hand and said, "For the sake of our work, what is it to make such a small sacrifice?" Trust me and I'll be fine. ”
"Won't? What is it? Suddenly, Li Jingwen noticed the snake gall grass on the table, and exclaimed: "He can't be trying this thing, right?" This is snake gall grass, very poisonous! ”
Shi Chun, who was originally acting very serious, his expression collapsed in an instant, and his eyes widened and exclaimed, "Won't it?" ”
Before he could react, Li Jingwen had already rushed in the direction of a small house.
And Shi Chun also followed at the first time.
After the two of them entered the door of the small house, they let out another exclamation, and after a short time, they lifted out Chen Longshi, whose face had turned blue.
Chen Longshi's face was a little confused now, his body couldn't stand up straight, and he rolled his eyes and said, "Sir, it's so cool." ”
"You're so big! What have you become now? Shi Chun looked crying and laughing.
And after Bai Yu saw this scene, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh, and he couldn't sit still on the sofa.
"Huh! Sheriff! ”
Suddenly, Chen Longshi, who should have been like mud, straightened up like a spring, he rubbed his head, and said with a puzzled face: "Sir, I don't know why, why is my head so dizzy?" ”
Shi Chun couldn't explain it for a while, and in the end he took out a mirror for Chen Longshi to look at for himself.
After Chen Longshi saw his current face, he almost collapsed. Seeming to cry without tears, he found a place to sit down, and almost cried when he lay on the top of the table.
"I haven't had a girlfriend yet, so how can I go out and meet people?"
Shi Chun was a little reluctant, cleared his throat, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I have a way." ”
Then he rushed into the back room in a rage.
Bai Yu stood up at this time, came to Chen Longshi's side, looked at him in amazement, and circled around him. He didn't expect that the poison weed would have this effect. Judging by the appearance, this Chen Longshi is not deeply poisoned, at most, his face has turned green. (To be continued.) )