"So why did it become like this......"

I looked at the food on the table and couldn't help but cover my face and sigh.

It's not that I'm terrible at cooking or any other messy dark dish, but even if it's my first time cooking food, I'm confident that it won't taste so bad and that it will still be able to be eaten with training.

But the main reason is that the food on the table is a bit too rich. And there are quite a few of those dishes — not many of them I make, to be exact. I'm always busy, but I'm not the one who cooks, it's the other person who is currently facing me with an embarrassed and incredulous face.

A person who is completely impossible to be here.

"To be honest, I was a little surprised...... Something inexplicable will develop into such a state of affairs......"

The person who spoke was my neighbor and the culprit who couldn't get to school properly in my first two years of high school. At the same time, she also serves as a beautiful girl and a girl high school student of Kaolin no Flower.。 On weekdays, she is simply a goddess who is high up and out of reach.

And now, under the snow, Xue Nai sat on the high-backed chair at a loss, clutching his shirt a little crampedly. The flour and excess seasoning on the palms of his hands had not been wiped clean, and there were still traces of flour on his face. He didn't even drag down the apron to cover the clutter, and he was lost in thought as he watched the sumptuous meal on the table with one hand on his chin. Even the eyes that had always been full of momentum had a look of fatigue,

Of course, I wasn't the only one who was lost in thought, and I also felt that something was wrong with this development.

Let's reconstruct the situation at that time.

Half an hour ago, I had a fight with the snow and walked to the elevator, and I kept arguing again when the elevator was open. Later, when I was pulled back to the first floor, I realized that I was going back, so I hurriedly shut up.

Then when I got on the elevator, I didn't know why I quarreled again, and when I opened the door to each other, I still quarreled. As a result, Xuexia suddenly thought of the fact that I was going to cook something for my sister, and suddenly mocked my cooking skills, and I couldn't stand it at all, so I naturally asked Xuexia to come in and see my superb skills as a single man who could make himself survive. Of course, I also thought about taking this opportunity to mock a certain eldest lady who does not touch the spring water with her fingers.

The next plot is very logical. The ridiculed Xue Xia Xue Nai is naturally not the kind of weak character who is attacked by others, but it is better to say that her position is often in the ranks of attacks, and it is naturally impossible to endure such a weakness.

In order to prove that she is not a lady who can't cope with cooking, and for the sense of confrontation that ignites from nowhere, she also put on an apron and started cooking under the snow. Of course, I'm not the kind of person who steals the limelight and keeps silent, so I naturally leaned over and started my own work.

And then the result is...... None of the meals on the table were done by one person, they were all the work of two people.

"It's not going to work now, it's a bit more than I expected."

Under the snow, he looked at the steaming meal on the table and rubbed his temples as if he had a headache.

"Isn't it impossible to tell whose credit is greater if two people work together?"

Is this what you care about?!

No, now is not the time to complain about this, there should be more important things.

"Personally, I think it's more to me to do it. Because I sell all the food at my expense, and I do the washing and picking of vegetables by myself. Even the rice washing is done by me, so I think my credit should be relatively large. ”

"What about 'should'? That is, unscientific imagination from your own mind. This kind of thing can be done by elementary school students, right? ”

Holding his chin with one hand under the snow, he glanced indifferently at me.

Damn, there is no way to refute it!

"Leaving aside the material, I think it's my credit that gives the most to it. Just like a restaurant sale, no matter what the result is, the process is always more precious. A pound of iron can only be turned into a sword worth forty or fifty yuan in the hands of a blacksmith, and it can be turned into a part worth tens of millions in the hands of a scientific and technological worker. So no matter how you think about it, it's also my side that gives a little more credit. ”

"That's fundamentally something I want to deny. If there are no materials, then no matter how skilled a craftsman is, he will not be able to make anything. As the saying goes, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and materials are the foundation of all foundations. ”

"Oh? Really? On the face of it, there's nothing wrong with that, but I have quite a few options to spare. ”

Xue Xia smiled contemptuously and stroked the loose strands of hair on his forehead.

"I also have a lot of ingredients in my house, and in terms of material selection, I am far better at paying attention to efficiency than the ingredients that you a man carelessly chooses. From a sociological point of view alone, women are several times stronger than men in domestic work. ”

"I can't agree with that, do you have any evidence to prove your theory? Is there any scientific evidence to prove your thoughts? It's just a so-called generalization. The general idea is that hot water is cooler than cold water, but in fact hot water freezes faster than cold water. This is the fallacy of generalism. ”

"There is always a lot of crooked heresy, do you look to the other side when you face something unfavorable about yourself?"

"Please call this the common sense of communication in society, it's just a very ordinary instinct."

"Yes, it's just human instinct. Then Mr. Beast, please take your time and enjoy the human meal, and I won't be angry at being praised by a disgusting guy if I really compliment me. ”

"Hey, your words have suppressed all the praise that I was about to say."

"Really? But I don't regret it at all. ”

Shrugged under the snow, stood up and prepared to go to the kitchen to change the dirty apron for a scarf for eating.

But for some reason, when this guy walked to the corridor, he froze in place as if he had been struck by lightning. Then an unnatural smile tugged at me, winking at me to imply something.

"Hey, under the snow? I mean, under the snow over there? What's wrong? ”

Could it be that some intruder is coming? Trespassing? Hijacked under the snow?

Some unsafe words flashed through my mind, and I picked up the fruit knife on the table with some caution.

The security system of this high-end apartment was used as a decoration, and I had expected it for a long time, but there were really some intruders who hijacked the snow. As a man, you can only rush up at this time, right? The phone is now so far away that it is being left in the bedroom to charge it, which is simply the worst case.

I adjusted my exhalation slightly, tightened my body, and placed the fruit knife at the angle that best suited the force. Adhering to the art of ambush and the idea of being cautious about taking the enemy by surprise, I silently pulled open the sliding door of the porch from under the frozen snow.

Then, as soon as I made up my mind to poke my head out from under the snow, I saw two figures that made me think it would be great if it was an intruder.

Because the person in front of us is definitely the last person the two of us want to see at this moment, none of them.

"I said, under the snow, there is indeed an invitation mechanism in this apartment, and you can't come in without a petition, right?"

“…… Memory-wise, yes, but the reality side can be a bit problematic. ”

It was the first time that there was a slight tremor in his voice under the snow, which had always been extremely calm.

"But no problem. I believe there is no problem. ”

No, that's a big deal, isn't it?

I couldn't help but reach out and cover my forehead, which was about to explode.

Because in front of me are two unacceptable and terrifying expressions that are like seeing aliens in the Asuka era.

By the way, the sources of these two expressions that are enough to be loaded into ukiyo-e are, of course, my cutest sister Hikiya Komachi and the violent Japanese language teacher Shizuka-sensei Hiratsuka. The speed at which these two people's faces change reminds me of the Chinese Sichuan opera I have seen before. And judging by the performance of these two people in history, I think there is only one thing I can do next.

The suicide note needs to be notarized by a notary public to take effect, right?

PS: If I rush to the top 30 of the weekly push, I will double change the next day. In the first twenty, I will be three more. I will be four more in the top ten. Calculated on a daily basis, it is absolutely not pitted. I guess that's not a hard requirement, right? (If you want me to double change or three more, please come to more comments and recommendation votes!)