Chapter 682
Huge asked his sister Xiao Taohong: "Is Li Er's eight lambs here?" ”
Little Peach replied, "Brother, do you know if you can do it?" Li Er is a human being, not a king and a lamb, why don't you always get along with him. They just gave you 20,000 yuan to plug the hole. It's only been half a day, and you're going to take revenge, you're still not human. Calling me a sister, my face is really unbearable. Remind you, in the future, don't call me my own brother Wang Ba Lamb, how ugly it is. ”
Huge said: "The ugly is still to come." Let me tell you the truth, Li Er is in trouble! ”
"What's the matter with him? Say it and I'll listen. ”
"He cost me 20,000 dollars. He told me to go out and cheat people, you say, shouldn't he ask for this money? ”
Little Peach looked at the huge face in surprise, it seemed that his brother was huge, not like he was lying. But she also knew that her brother had always been a nonsense basket who didn't blush when he talked nonsense. He asked, "Brother, is this true?" Who can prove that you are telling the truth? ”
"If I dare to say it, there must be witnesses. It's better not to quibble for Li Er. Li Er himself is a guy who lies a lot, you don't need to cover for him. My brother would never frame him. He said with confidence
Xiao Taohong thought about it, but she was still not at ease, so she called Li Er and asked, "Kiss my brother, what a good thing you did, the East Window incident happened." When will you be back? I have something to ask you. ”
Li Er was reading the newspaper in the village, answered the little peach call, and walked back slowly. When I came to the seafood restaurant, I saw Xiao Taohong sitting in the bar and sulking, so she came over and asked, "What's the matter, you're still pouting." How ugly. It's still good to smile and look good. He pinched Peach's mouth, and Pink's hand pushed her away.
Xiao Taohong asked, "You said it well in the morning, why did you change the hexagram first?" Tell my brother to give the scammer 20,000 yuan? It's a scam, that's what you said, how did it turn in the blink of an eye? Now, my brother is yelling at you to pay the 20,000 yuan for him. How do you say? ”
Li Er listened to Xiao Taohong's words and was stunned. He explained: "No wow. I didn't ask your brother to send money to anyone, did I? Who are you listening to about this? I know it's a real scam, and you think, how can I call your brother twice. ”
Xiao Taohong also felt that this matter was strange, so she instructed Xiaohong: "Go to the kitchen and call my brother, and say that Li Er is here." Don't talk about anything else, so as not to startle the snake. ”
Xiaohong nodded and went in response.
The huge came, in front of Li Er. I repeated what he said just now, and it was still the same as just now, without the slightest change.
Li Er sneered: "Huge, you must have real evidence when you speak." 20,000 yuan is a small matter, but my Li Er's reputation is a big thing. Don't ruin my reputation for 20,000 yuan. Tell me how to behave in front of your sister? ”
Huge said: "Li Er, you are a king and eight lambs. I know you're steel-mouthed, but your tongue is just hard. I can't pick out my cheeks. You told me in the Pi family chicken shop that the leather donkey was next to us at that time, and I don't believe you went to call the leather donkey and told him to speak fairly. However, if the donkey comes, it will prove it for me. Not only will you pay me 20,000 yuan, but you will also invite the donkey to drink wine and eat seafood, otherwise, the donkey will definitely not come, and it will offend people. Who wants to do it? ”
Li Er roared angrily: "Just do as you say." If the donkey says I didn't say it, then you're in for a treat! I have to formally apologize! ”
Da Da hurriedly high-fived Li Ersan and decided who would lose and who would be treated.
Liu Xueyin came, listened to what Li Er and Pangda said just now, and said: "No wonder Pangda always gets money outside, it turns out that someone instructed it." This time, we'll have to get things figured out! Always wronged good people, and if you go on like this, you can pay it back! ”
Listening to Liu Xueyin's meaning, it is obvious that the money that was lost in the past was obviously lost by Li Er's bewitchment. Needless to say, Li Er must be responsible for this money.
Li Er can be called a huge couple now.
Little Red went to ask for a donkey. He's killing chickens. I heard that Li Er was invited, so he quickly put down the kitchen knife in his hand, washed his hands, lit a cigarette, and as usual, followed Xiaohong casually, entered the seafood restaurant, and asked hee-hee-hee: "Second Master Li, what do you want me to order?" I'm going back to killing chickens. If you have something to say, you can say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go. ”
Huge rushed over and asked, "Donkey, you are an honest man, did Li Er ask me to give 20,000 yuan to others?" You're on the side, proving that I'm right. ”
The donkey said without hesitation: "There is such a thing. I can hear it clearly, it was Li Erye who instructed the huge Wang Ba to give 20,000 yuan to others. ”
Huge looked at his sister Little Pink, meaning to say: Brother, I didn't lie, right?
Liu Xueyin said proudly: "The 20,000 yuan owed to Li Er doesn't have to be repaid, this is called the top account, it's over." ”
Li Er said secretly: "It must be the two guys of the huge leather donkey who have discussed and framed me!" Play this with me. ”
Little Peach said: "Good people die in the hands of documents." I took it. Well done you two! I'm going to cook and treat you, or I'll cook it myself, and I'll treat the two Li ghosts today! ”
Li Er thought about it, not only was he not angry, but he laughed, what he thought was that the huge has improved, the leather donkey has improved, the two bastards, together to pit me, it must be that the huge can't explain in front of his wife, I am afraid that Liu Xueyin will bring up the divorce again, so he invited the leather donkey to pit me and use me as a shield. It's kind of interesting to fool my wife!
Liu Xueyin said Li Er: "Look at your ordinary appearance, who knows what bad things you don't do with dogs." In addition, Li Er, you still have a problem, that is, you call your wife the eldest sister, and call other people's daughters-in-law their wives. ”
Li Er quibbled: "No, wow." I usually call my wife and sister because she is older than me. It doesn't matter what the two of them are called. And the latter one you said, wife, I can't remember. Forgot. ”
"What? Forgot? You called me my wife just now, why don't you say it's worth half a pot of wine? Watch me twist your mouth in the past, and you'll remember! Liu Xueyin said, really came over and twisted Li Er's mouth, asked Li Er to hold his hand, put it on the mouth and kissed it, Liu Xueyin was very happy, after pulling his hand back, he continued the topic just now, and asked: "The donkey said that you instigated my huge family to give money to others, why do I feel a little strange?" I'm not like that, I guess you're not like that. ”
"Congratulations, you got it right. You know my personality best, although I, Li Er, am sometimes naughty and mischievous. Loves to play pranks. I would never do anything harmful. Wife, you have to prove it to me. ”
Liu Xueyin sighed: "It's a pity, I would be your wife now." I can only talk about it, and forgive my wounded heart. Actually, it would be nice if I were your real wife. ”
Li Er said: "There is no need to sigh. If you really became my wife, you might regret it. Little Pink, you know. She has been by my side all these years. Can you have balance in your heart? Speak from the heart. No, I can't. ”
The leather donkey poked his head out of the small room and shouted, "Wang Bazi, what are you entangled with Li Er?" Everyone knows you two have an extra leg. There is no need to show affection in front of people. Hurry up and sit down, it's time to serve. Q: What kind of wine do you drink? ”
Li Eryang raised his hand: "Drink your wife's urine!" ”
The leather donkey did not show weakness: "Go home and drink, your wife is waiting for you." It doesn't matter if you don't have it at home, I saw a urine jar next to the corner of the backyard of the seafood building, which must be for you! ”
Li Er turned around and left.
The leather donkey shouted vigorously: "Liu Xueyin, catch Second Master Li, his old man is gone, you settle the bill?" ”
Liu Xueyin hurriedly ran over, holding Li Er's hand and not letting go, the two of them pulled and laughed at each other, and entered the small room.
The donkey said, "I said that you two have something, you have something, do you see?" The two men holding hands are proof of this. I can't run. Little Red, good wine! ”
Liu Xueyin said: "Blind donkey, just talk about others, how did your wife and Huang Dakuo go?" Isn't it still broken? It's the original, it's a perfect fit. ”
The leather donkey satirized Liu Xueyin dissatisfiedly: "We are the two of us are the original!" When the banquet is over, I will go back to your house and be close to you! ”
"Which pot doesn't open a single to pick up that pot! Last night, I saw them kissing with my own eyes, and I pretended not to see them, and I wouldn't say anything when I came out! "Li Er, there is no silver three hundred taels here. Deliberately air-skinned donkey. Revenge on the donkey for giving false testimony to the giant.
The donkey is a thief. He's a small-bellied man. knew that Li Er was giving him some eye medicine and lying. But when he finished drinking and went home, he still asked Wufeng, who had just returned home: "Are you fooling around with your man Huang Dakuo?" Coming home so late! ”
Wufeng said: "I have a party tonight, I came home late, I used to go home on time." ”
"You didn't come home on time last night, what kind of ugly thing did you do outside? If the explanation is clear, we are fine, if the explanation is not clear, Lao Tzu will serve the family law! ”
Wufeng said in surprise: "Wow, it takes dirt to catch a thief, and it takes a double to catch a traitor." Did you see that? Who am I messing around with? ”
"I kissed Huang Dakuo last night, and someone saw it and told me." The leather donkey is justified. Unforgiving.
"Whoever sees it, call him out and let's confront him!" Wufeng was even more angry. She expected that even if someone saw this kind of thing, she would never come forward to testify.
The donkey said: "It was Li Er who saw it, and he said that you were not far from the chicken shop, hugging and kissing Huang Dakuo." He saw it for real. If you don't believe it, let's call him to testify! ”
Looking at the leather donkey's words, Wufeng's heart is empty. Coincidentally, she and Huang Dakuo came back from dinner last night, and Huang Dakuo sent her home, and she got out of the car not far from the chicken shop, and indeed kissed Huang Dakuo goodbye. Why didn't Li Er, the enemy, see it, where was he hiding at the time? By the way, it's definitely on the seafood floor! Wow, good boy, the cat is watching things in the seafood building?
Wufeng picked up the phone and asked Li Er, "What did you see last night?" Which dog saw it? If you chew the cow's tongue with nonsense, you will have a rotten stomach and be blind! Hurry up and say you didn't see it! Do you hear that? ”
"I saw you kiss Huang Dakuo with my own eyes, I'm an honest person, I can't tell nonsense." Li Er said on the phone.
What should Wufeng do? (To be continued.) )