Chapter 242: Lumberjacks Have Power
As the sun sets, the picnic of Fifth Jade and Taeyeon is over. Before he could take a break, the program team handed over the task card.
Although I have known the content of the mission for a long time, because it is shooting, I still have to perform it. After reading the content of the task card, Fifth Jade and Taeyeon glanced at each other, and then asked the program team in unison:
"Survival in the wild?!"
Then Taeyeon read out the contents of the task card:
"A honeymoon after a newlywed is always sweet, but life can't always be a taste. A true husband and wife should not only be able to be happy together now, but also be able to share hardships! In times of difficulty, the wife can never leave the wife, and the husband must also be able to shoulder his responsibilities. So, this time the mission is...... Survive in the wild! ”
I have to say that this task is not badly written, at least the fifth jade feels like this. In fact, when she first learned about this mission, there was actually a reason why Fifth Jade was so negative. He disrupted the original shooting plan of the production team early in the morning and pulled them directly from Hong Kong to the sea. Then, when he was on the cruise, he ignored Nan PD's request to shoot the pool footage. Therefore, after the fifth jade learned that the next task was to survive in the wild, he always felt that the program team was "revenge" on himself......
But at this time, after reading the description of the mission card. Fifth Jade suddenly felt ...... Seems to make sense.
As the person in charge of this show, Nan PD naturally won't fool around with his show, so this task was of course decided after serious discussion. It's just that as the most reluctant, did he choose this task with other thoughts. That's unknown......
After the task was determined, the staff immediately stepped forward and took away all the remaining food from the fifth jade. Only the pots and pans remain, and the good name is: you can use these tools to cook when you find food.
Fifth Jade couldn't help but be speechless for a while when she heard this. It's a desert island! Without fresh water, there would be no mammals, and if there was anything to eat, it would be fish. But it's February, and there's no fish off shore!
Just watched the sunset together, which made people feel extremely warm and romantic, but at this moment, there was a big mutation. As the afterglow of the setting sun disappeared, the sky was much darker, and the two of them stood in the cold wind, and the original picnic place was only a messy tool at this time......
Idly still, he stood for a moment. Taeyeon suddenly became interested...... Suddenly pumped up, to be exact. I saw her staggering to the dining cloth, and suddenly pounced on it in the fifth jade's puzzled gaze, and then, turning her head, she asked the fifth jade with "grief and indignation":
"OPPA, did you just eat all the food while I wasn't looking?"
Fifth Jade: "......"
However, the fifth jade reacted quickly, and immediately picked up and said, "How could it be!" Our food was stolen by a bunch of thugs. As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and kicked over the neatly placed utensils. Then he "choked" and said: "It's OPPA useless, there are too many of them, and that's all I can protect......"
Seeing that Fifth Jade was so cooperative, Taeyeon suddenly had even more fun.
“OPPA。 So what are we going to do, we're all going to be hungry in the future! ”
"I'll figure it out, how can I make my family soft and hungry!" Fifth Jade touched Taeyeon's head. Then he continued: "And those gangsters, I won't let them go!" ”
“OPPA。 Don't go, there are a lot of them! Taeyeon seems to be in the mood. I have to say that Taeyeon's acting skills are still okay. Such exaggerated acting skills...... It's a shame not to act in comedy.
Seeing Taeyeon hugging her legs exaggeratedly, the corners of Fifth Yu's mouth twitched suddenly, but the most reluctant still held back a smile, and then said, "It's okay, they can't sleep together, right?" There will always be a time to separate, and then, huh! Fifth Jade raised her head proudly, gestured with both hands and said, "Find a sack and put it on their heads, and then bang it a few times......"
And the production team was a little speechless when they looked at the improvised-byo sitcom written by Fifth Jade and Taeyeon, and Nam PD's forehead jumped with bruises. It's just a matter of comparing them to gangsters, and then they even say that they are going to knock them out of the stick......
However, because it is made up, it will soon be impossible for Fifth Jade and Taeyeon to act. He sat boredly on the beach for a while, then Fifth Jade stood up and said:
"Let's go, anyway, prepare a place to rest for the night."
"Hmm." Taeyeon nodded obediently, and was just about to get up, when suddenly she squatted down again with a groan.
"What's wrong?" Seeing this, Fifth Jade hurriedly came to Taeyeon's side and asked nervously.
Taeyeon frowned, rubbed her knees, and said pitifully after hearing Fifth Jade's question, "I seem to have hit ...... when I fell down just now."
Fifth Jade: "......"
Carrying Taeyeon on his back to a dry clearing, Fifth Jade put Taeyeon down and said:
"Roll up your trouser legs and I'll see how it hurts."
"Oh!" Taeyeon pursed her lips and obediently rolled up her trouser legs. Just now, Taeyeon has been "preached" by the fifth jade along the way, and of course, Taeyeon herself can clearly distinguish what is reprimanding and what is caring.
"Shhh Fifth Jade couldn't help but take a breath as she looked at Taeyeon's large wound. It's not serious, it's just that Taeyeon's skin is too fair, and it looks a little scary in comparison.
With a careful touch, Taeyeon immediately shrunk her legs back. Fifth Jade suddenly raised her head nervously and asked:
"It hurts?"
I saw Taeyeon pouting and replied, "OPPA, your hands are so cold!" ”
The corners of Fifth Jade's mouth twitched, but looking at Taeyeon's neat movements just now, it seemed that the injury was not a big deal. Rubbing his hands together a few times, he felt his palms become warmer, and then gently covered the wound on Taeyeon's legs.
Although the Onmyoji's aura cannot cure diseases, it is still no problem to deal with this kind of trauma such as bruises. After a few gentle rubs, Taeyeon only felt a warm feeling in her calves, and then saw Fifth Jade quickly roll her trouser legs down.
"It doesn't hurt badly, it won't hurt after a while," Fifth Jade said and winked at Taeyeon.
Taeyeon tried to move when she heard this, and sure enough, she didn't feel any pain at all! And what the fifth jade said about waiting for a while should be in order not to attract people's attention......
Because Taeyeon is "injured", the place to rest at night can only be handled by Fifth Jade alone. And Taeyeon also has a task, which is to be in charge of watching the fire. Because dry firewood is easy to find here, but it is a little troublesome to find flammable materials for ignition.
Next, the film crew was divided into two teams, one team stayed on the beach to shoot Taeyeon, and the second team followed Fifth Jade into the forest.
Nan PD did not stay where he was, but followed the second team into the forest, mainly because he was more curious about what the fifth jade was going to do. Because, the fifth jade entered the forest empty-handed......
In fact, the program team has also prepared a lot of tools, but they have not been given to the fifth jade for the time being. After all, this is a show, and everything is ready for them, so what's the point! First of all, it is natural to set up difficulties and let the fifth jade figure it out by themselves, if the fifth jade they can think of better attention, then it is naturally the best, if they can't think of it, it is not too late for the program team to give them those tools. It's just that I didn't expect the fifth jade to say nothing, and went directly into Lin Zile.
"You can't be planning to build a shed out of branches, are you?" Nan PD maliciously guessed.
And the reason why Fifth Jade entered the forest so decisively was that on the one hand, he had his own methods, and on the other hand, he never thought that the program team would have other preparations! In the final analysis, it is because he is not familiar with variety shows enough, if it was replaced by Liu Zaishi, it is estimated that he would have started to complain and protest a long time ago!
Fifth Jade sometimes complains to the production team, but his complaints are just simple complaints. is not like Liu Zaishi, an old fritter, who has been doing variety shows for so many years, and the program team's thoughts basically can't hide from him. No matter what kind of mission, the ultimate goal is just to shoot the show. So, whether it's reducing the difficulty of the task or giving some help, in short, they will be able to complete the task! Not ...... except for Infinite Challenge.
In this case, if the task is really difficult, complain to the production team, and maybe there will be a surprise! Of course, this situation is not every time, but the so-called ...... Try it and it doesn't cost anything.
At this time, the fifth jade naturally didn't understand these things, he just followed his own ideas, and after coming to the forest, he began to seriously look for his goal.
Soon, a tree the thickness of a small arm came into view, and Fifth Jade walked forward quickly, looked up and down, and waited until the film team arrived at his side, he asked:
"There's no ban on logging here, is it?"
"No, it's just a desert island." Nan PD replied, and then continued: "The problem is ......" Before Nan PD could say the words later, I saw the fifth jade grab the trunk of the tree and shake it vigorously a few times, and then, it flew up violently......
Hearing a click, Nan PD looked at the slowly falling trees and muttered:
"The question is what do you cut ...... with" (to be continued......