Chapter 499: The Tree Moves the Wind
"Guys, this is a tragic story.
Today everything was going well, my girlfriend agreed to accompany me to see the "Human Skin Inn", and would come to my house to sit down. I bought her favorite hot dog, we were in the sixth row in the best position, and the girl in the film was also very beautiful and bare-chested.
Everything was very, very perfect, and even halfway through it, I was already thinking about how I would behave in order to look like a veteran.
But it was all ruined by that damn Oriental!
He just walked a few steps under his mask. Then my girlfriend said that he reminded him of the gray-haired mouse he met when he was a child...... OK, you know, women are sensual creatures. She insisted on having sex with me tonight, and she felt incredibly frightened, like a big mouse crawling under the bed......
Come on! I don't mind this kind of trivial thing at all! But the trouble is, I didn't realize it at the time, and I said it......
OH, THAT DAMN ORIENTAL, THAT DAMN CHU! He ruined my coming-of-age ceremony, ruined my love, ruined the big Bobo ......"
It is said that after Gloria went home alone, the more she thought about it, the more bitter she became, and she couldn't help but lie on her stomach in an online community, which is the largest concentration of movie fans in the United States.
This dude tears down his eyes about tonight's misfortunes, and his hatred, hatred, and dislike for a certain guy.
Although the box office of "Human Skin Inn" is great, horror films are niche after all, and there are many more people who don't like to watch them. And Gloria's post was posted, eh. On the contrary, it aroused the interest of the majority of people with egg pain.
The reply was over 100 in an instant, the old drivers gloated, and the Magicians Association expressed sympathy. There were also several serious discussions about Kadrakova's boobs.
After these nonsense posts, suddenly a great god posted a picture with two sentences:
"I don't watch horror movies, but based on what you say 'CHU', my first instinct is to think of this person. You see if it's correct, and if it is, there's nothing surprising about it. I have a dozen movie catalogs for you to refer to. ”
And in that photo, it is a thin and indescribable oriental man.
Netizens watched and discussed:
"This is the Japanese? Korean? Or the Chinese? ”
"Chinese. It feels like it. ”
"Chinese? Sorry, I only remember Jackie's big nose. ”
"Oh, I know him! The little tailor in "Eros" made my middle finger hard. By the way. I'm a girl. ”
After this group of half-eaten birds chirped, there was another senior enthusiast who popularized science in time: Chu Qing, Chinese, 30 years old, actor, participated in "Fast and Furious 3" last year.
As soon as this film is mentioned, there are more people who know about it, and they all express their impressions. There is an impression.
But that's all, +1 for Asian actors' face blindness. It's the natural attribute of Americans. Netizens have passed after a while, and the audience has crawled out of the sea of corpses and blood, what scene haven't you seen?
And a few days later, this post was transferred to other big communities, and more and more people paid attention to it, and even the newspaper even published a tofu block article, saying that a certain oriental man in "Human Skin Inn" had stirred up an American virgin **.
Then, those who are good to die are seen by those Chinese groups in the United States.
……
How to put it, those Chinese groups that have stayed overseas for decades, or more, are particularly interesting, no matter what they do, they have only one purpose: to brush up on their presence.
Take the movie as an example, in 98's "Lethal Weapon 4", Li Lian played a villain killer, which was regarded as insulting to the image of the Chinese and caused protests.
In 99, Fa Ge's second Western film "The Edge of War Again" scandalized the Chinatown environment, causing overseas Chinese organizations in New York to unite with nearly 20 overseas Chinese groups of Fujian origin to protest against it.
In 05, Lee connected a poster of "Danny the Wolf Dog", because he was wearing a dog chain and being trampled under his feet, so he was reincarnated again.
Now, they are eyeing Chu Qing.
Please, you are the only Chinese Berlin actor! How can you play a perverted murderer in a B-grade movie? It's the kind of LOWB that is not cool or dazzling, and can be killed by someone with one shot!
Coupled with the hot posts on the Internet in recent days, what gray-haired mouse? What bullshit**? This undoubtedly challenged the fragile nerves of those people, so they attacked them in groups.
Their way is nothing more than arguing on the Internet and tabloids, demanding that Chu Qing apologize.
This concept is a bit like in "Beijing People in New York", the gas station owner said a classic line: white people don't dare to fight, black people can't fight, so they can only make do with you.
Then, he beat Jiang Wenbang up.
The protest of the Chinese group did not have much impact in the United States, but Quentin still informed Chu Qing. After listening to the goods, the first reaction was stunned, and the second reaction was, paralyzed and sick, right?
This is also worth protesting, and is it still a serious statement in the newspaper? He didn't pay attention to it at all, he was thousands of miles away, and he didn't rely on those people to eat, could he manage it!
So he thanked Quentin and put it behind him. However, some of the more idle international students have intentionally or unintentionally poked these controversies back into China.
……
"Bang bang bang!"
In the kitchen, Chu Qing was beating eggs, preparing to make a bowl of egg custard with green onions. Add oil, add salt, heat water, and just steam in the pot, and listen to the sound of the bedroom.
"Why?" He asked.
"Damn, I'm!"
Fan Xiaoye replied irritablely, and shouted again: "Come and have a look!" ”
"What's wrong?"
He leaned over, and when he saw that his daughter-in-law had just put the chair up, he sat down and clicked the mouse.
"Emperor Chu Ying*, some people say that you are a traitor who kneels and licks foreign adults, I firmly oppose this, you are obviously licking on your stomach."
"I knew that your three views were not correct, and I didn't want to be crooked to this point, in an American movie, playing a pervert who killed a Japanese, did you feel that you were resisting Japan?"
"To be honest, I'm particularly annoyed by your early films that smeared the country and deliberately curried favor with foreigners. Later, when I came to "No Thieves in the World", I thought that your prodigal son had turned back, but I was wrong, dogs can never change eating! ”
Messages like this are all over the screen.
Just two days ago, a wave of black and dark remarks suddenly appeared on the Internet, based on the news turned by the United States. At first, it was only on a small scale, and the two did not care, but today it is obviously different, the number is dense, and the attack is unprecedentedly vicious.
Films like "Human Skin Inn" will not be introduced in China at all, and even DVDs will not be released, so you can only buy pirated discs. And those squirting guys, probably haven't seen the movie, but one by one they nailed him to the wall with convincing words.
This is also the thing he does not understand the most.
"Hey, aren't you angry?"
Fan Xiaoye saw that there was not even a trace of ripples on his face, and couldn't help but ask.
"Angry!"
He hugged his daughter-in-law and said with a smile: "But it's useless to be angry, how can you make us angry?" ”
"Get out! Are you a bit of a good idea? ”
She frowned and muttered, "I have to close the comments, I want to curse when I read it!" ”
"Hey, let's open it, otherwise it seems that I'm too weak-hearted."
“……”
The girl was too lazy to pay attention to it, so she turned off the comment function casually. Unlike Chu Qing, she couldn't stand it, so she immediately picked up the phone and pressed it cracklingly:
"Hello? I will tell you about the whole meeting! Yes, right away, we'll get there...... Get back to me on vacation, what kind of vacation are you taking at this time! ”
After she finished speaking, she got up again and said, "Hurry up, get dressed!" ”
"Huh? I'm still cooking. He grinned.
"I'm dying of sorrow, and you're still cooking?"
Fan Xiaoye raised his foot and kicked it, shouting, "I'll let you cook!" I'll let you cook! ”
……
Half an hour later, in the company's conference room, all the employees above the middle level had arrived, and each person had a brief material.
"Three well-connected media can still hold back, and four want to negotiate terms with us, but most of them can't bear it. Over the years, you have had the least negative news, and it's rare to catch one, and you're waiting to open it. ”
Sister Wang first introduced the situation, and then, Fan Xiaoye continued: "The situation is not too complicated, give you two minutes to read it, and then say how to solve it?" ”
Her attitude is very polite, there is no way, when it comes to Chu Qing, she will go crazy.
“……”
There was silence in the room for a while, and after half a sound, Sister Wang still had a score: "First figure out the ins and outs, then find the source of the news, and then use some local comments in the United States." By the way, it would be better if Quentin could step in. These things, combined with our press releases, should minimize the negative impact. ”
When the words fell, Fan Xiaoye quickly glanced at her husband, and the goods hurriedly responded: "Okay, I'll contact you later." ”
"Also, can you ask for a few posters, because no one in China has seen that movie, it's pure nonsense."
"This is enough, my little scene is not enough to make a poster."
"Then stills, shooting tidbits, as long as there are you!" Sister Wang really wants to smoke it.
"Uh, I'll try." He said weakly.
Then, the old woman looked at Fan Xiaoye again, and said with a smile: "Actually, you don't have to worry, I think this is a good opportunity, if it is operated properly, it can be used as positive news to stir up." ”
"Oh? You tell us more specifically. The girl's heart moved.
"Do you think, why do the audience scold, isn't it because their self-esteem is hurt? Then if we ......"
"Knock knock!"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard someone knocking on the door outside, Jiang Xiaoju showed her face worriedly, and said, "I'm sorry, Sister Wang, you come out to take a look, it's very urgent." ”
“……”
She didn't know what to do, so she got up and went out and followed Jiang Xiaoju to the computer. See that on the display screen, there is a hot post from Tianya, titled:
"Pick up the most disgusting model couple in the entertainment industry, the dirty insiders I know"
"Huh?"
After reading it, Sister Wang's heart jerked, this kind of fierce woman who is worth millions of battles, her intuition and experience are proper, and she can't help but whisper to herself: "It's not right!" (To be continued......)