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Maybe I didn't see Li Donglai move for a long time, and naughtily opened the gap between his fingers and peeked at it. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!) This glance was like making her heart beat like a drum, Li Donglai's situation was already similar to her, and when she saw her peeking, she glanced at it with a smile. Xiuzhi was angry, and actually took the initiative to get up, hooked Li Donglai's neck with a pair of lotus arms and kissed him indiscriminately. Xiao Nizi usually stole with Li Donglai twice, but she still lacks experience, so she just sticks out her tongue and stirs it around.

Li Donglai quickly set things right, kissed her breathlessly, and let her go for a while. Suzy's eyes were foggy and she gasped. Li Donglai smiled, also recalled, lying beside him gently, his lips turned into raindrops, falling on the white and greasy skin like mutton fat, and his hands also roamed gently, and asked vaguely: "How did you figure it out?" ”

Xiuzhi's chest rose and fell, her body was trembling slightly, and she said in a trembling voice: "Yes, yes, in order to please you!" Li Donglai paused and swam up. Live on that rose petal-like delicate red lips and suck gently. Sucking, his right hand reached down, and slowly faded the bud. Silk. Pants, throw aside.

Suzy became nervous, with a slight hesitation and helplessness on her crimson face, she curled up her right leg, her white toes trembled slightly, and stammered, "Oppa, wait, wait, wait." ”

Li Donglai was slightly stunned, this situation seemed to be somewhat familiar, and Yun'er was not like this at the beginning. Could it be that Korean girls are so shy? Interrupted, he looked at the girl in surprise, "What are you waiting for?" ”

Suzy grabbed his psoas muscles tightly with both hands, "Have mercy on me......"

Li Donglai was silent for a moment. Didn't speak again, but kissed intently, from that full and firm crisp. Chest. All the way down, to the smooth lower abdomen, everywhere you go, ignited desire. Looking at the flames, the body trembled slightly, and a murmur sounded in his ears. Suddenly, Suzy's body shook a few times. His expression became extremely excited, and a pair of small white hands swayed wildly.

The love has arrived, and Li Donglai no longer hesitates. I went up on my side. Staring at the blurry pair of charm. Eye, adjusting her posture, slowly but surely entered her body after a few temptations.

"Ahh In a painful coquettish. In the cry. Suzy lifted her jade-like neck.

Li Donglai was ruthless. Moving slowly, under the gentle collision, the soft and smooth delicate. The body shook like a curtain, and wisps of blood spilled down, staining a small piece of bed sheet red.

Suzy endured the pain and catered to the other party jerkyly, and the pain in her throat from time to time was delicate. Cry. The pair of snow-white slender big. legs, kicking the sheets. The white and tender feet are already stretched straight. A moment later, the pain passed, replaced by a tingling, itchy pleasure that struck her, and she was so limp that she couldn't exert any strength, and an uncontrollable scream came out of her throat.

Staring at that glamorous and charming face, Li Dong came to conquer. I want to get up, and I can't help but speed up my movements, and the force hits the past, in a heart-warming crossing. In the sound of the concubine, the sound gradually alarmed the girl who led the wall to rise at night.

I don't know when, a pair of small feet took tangled steps, quietly pushing open the gap in the door of Xiuzhi's room. Then he froze a pair of big bright eyes, and his heartbeat seemed to be beating, "It's oppa...... Oh, my God! I'm not going to be killed. ”

Xiuzhi raised her slender and graceful neck, and in the bright delicate. In the cry, he was pushed into the clouds.

The maiden was already flogged and fell into a deep sleep. Li Donglai caught a glimpse of the crack in the door, frowned slightly, got out of bed and walked over.

"Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang!"

Ji-eun leaned her back against her door, she had never realized that the sound of a human heartbeat could be so terrifying in the silence of the night. Suddenly, I felt that the doorknob seemed to be turning, and suddenly my heart was about to beat to my throat, and I held my breath and didn't dare to move.

"No, no, won't come in." The girl prayed, but it backfired, and a tall figure pushed open with her small body leaning against the door, and walked in.

“o… oppa, hehe, hehe. There was an awkward smirk.

Li Donglai reached out and pinched her delicate chin, and slowly lifted it, making her look up at the man's downward gaze in a shameful posture. He smiled and said, "Xiao Zhien, you have already bumped into my good thing for the second time, are you a voyeur." ”

IU struggled with his hands and wanted to say something. Li Donglai only stretched out one arm, and flattened the girl who wanted to rebel, and looked down at her with a domineering and wanton gaze, "You said, how should I punish you for being looked at twice." ”

"You, you're not going to kill people, are you? I, I didn't mean to. ”

"That's intentional."

"No, it's not." IU was about to cry, and there were tears flashing in his eyes.

"......" Li Donglai let go of the hand that was pinching her chin, rubbed his nose embarrassedly, his tone turned gentle, and asked, "Then you tell me honestly, is the man's body good-looking." ”

"Not good... It's not pretty. IU shook his head like a rattle.

"Huh?" Li Donglai frowned.

"Good, good-looking!"

Seeing that Xiao Nizi was completely dispossessed, tears still flowed down. A sense of guilt rises spontaneously, but at the same time there is still a sinful pleasure, a pleasure of indulgence, a pleasure without scruples. I like to bully this little girl.,Watching the little girl being bullied with tears.,A little pet lets the training change. state happy.

"It's not good, but once in a while." Kong Yiji's self-spiritual victory method defended.

"What, what?" IU didn't know why, but before he finished speaking, the red little mouth had been sealed by a pair of big mouths. The smaller body was tightly hugged by the man, and a pair of large hands groped over her soft, small and cute but unexpectedly plump body, completely losing her with a strong masculine aura.

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The next day, Fei Fei and the others got up one after another to have breakfast, but unexpectedly two people were absent.

"What should I do, don't get sick early or don't get sick late, but I'm not feeling well at this time, but I have a training task today."

"Otherwise, give Donglai OPPA a call, I'm a little scared to see Godie." Meng Jiati said.

As he spoke, his cell phone rang. Godie's call has arrived. Tell them to rest for an extra day to recharge their batteries. Work is important, and so is the body......

"Great. It's very timely. Fei Fei cheered and shouted to the room upstairs, "Suzy, Ji-eun, you don't have to get up, Godie said we can rest today." ”

The girl in the room who was trying to get up with her body suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and when she woke up in the morning, the loss of the person next to her disappeared, and it was replaced by a kind of happiness of being cared for.

"Hmph. Bad guy oppa, finally didn't forget me. ”

Especially Lee Ji-eun, who was inexplicably robbed of her body. But he didn't even have the love to resist. Pity the two underage girls, they fell into the clutches of the great demon king Li Donglai in such a daze, and I don't know if there will be a day when they see the light of day again.

And the big demon king Li Donglai has reorganized the long-lost "Teddy Bear" crew with more energy at this moment. Only the last bit of the shot was missing.

The 3o minute "The Daily Show" runs on the Comedy Central Channel Monday to Thursday at 11 p.m. Also known as "Joe Stewart's Daily Talk Show". It has been nearly 15 years since it was broadcast on September 1, 1996, and it is one of the most influential comedy talk shows in the United States.

"The Daily Show" is positioned as a spoof of news, and the form is more like a traditional news program, with TV images of "news reporters" commenting on the host's speech. In addition, "The Daily Show" will also invite celebrity guests or politicians to the scene to select the hottest news or political events to comment, which is naturally based on spoofs. It's commendable that Joe is not only able to add light-hearted jokes to the spoof news. More often than not, it reflects a kind of thoughtful humor. He has been favored by TV Emmy Awards since 2oo1 and has been nominated for 15 Emmy Awards so far. Seven of them have been awarded.

As the soul of the show, he is even more embarrassed by the Chinese audience. Dentist Ed Helms, who previously participated in the "Hangover" series, is also one of the show's hosts.

"Lee, I'm glad you're on the Daily Show again, we haven't seen each other in a while. It's just that today we seem to have switched positions, and you become the biggest one on the scene, and you can give orders. ”

Li Donglai laughed and said, "Yes, it's up to me to call the shots here today." Be careful, Situ, I'll curse if it's not good. ”

"Oh, it's my first time acting in a movie, so remember to make me look better. What do I do, do I want to play a dentist with missing front teeth? He laughed at his colleague Ed.

"The dentist is Ed's. Situ, you are playing yourself today, but the interview subject is different from any previous interviewee, how about we talk about the script first? ”

“ok。 I'm looking forward to it, so let's get started. ”

Li Donglai smiled and nodded, and casually beckoned the others to start arranging the scene.

Everyone is busy, and there is not enough time left for them to shoot, but fortunately, Situ's more than ten years of hosting experience is enough for him to deal with all kinds of strange problems on the fly.

In the absence of Li Dong's coming and going to Asia, the entire crew did not stop, and the preparations were very sufficient. Even the special effects of the movie have been processed 9o%, and the progress is as fast as ever.

After the filming, Situ was still unsatisfied, "Li, I have to say, this movie is quite fun." If there's a sequel, remember to ask me to play it. Also, when will we see it. ”

"Situ, you have helped a lot, if there is no accident, it will be released this summer, you will see."

In fact, the famous American talk show host that Li Dong came to find is not only embarrassed. As the saying goes, it's better to kill than to kill. His good friend Allen is very supportive, and this time he naturally didn't miss the opportunity, and for the sake of the cameo, he even saved the appearance fee, and he only stingily invited the whole talk show crew to eat a pizza. After the release of the harmful movie, Alan didn't talk much about it.

Actually, there is an episode.

The first person chosen by the director team was the host of The Jimmy Show.

Li Donglai used to like him a lot, but unfortunately this person is quite brainless, and he has repeatedly insulted China in the show, and as a Chinese, of course he is very unhappy.

The cause of the incident can be big or small, and in retrospect, it is just a few children who are selected to ask the question, "The United States owes China 1.3 trillion US dollars, and it can't pay it, what should I do?" Without hesitation, a white child uttered the words "go around the other side of the world and kill all Chinese."

Some Chinese on the other side of the world who are unaware seem to think that it is too much to make a big deal about this little child's speech, but many Chinese living in the United States are responsible for their own rights and interests. They saw the general hatred of Americans towards the Chinese, and the connivance of the program team on this matter in the whole incident was even more chilling - this is the key to the matter.

The Chinese are no longer the same as before, in order to defend their rights. They can also repeatedly walk in front of ABC and demonstrate to demand an apology from ABC for the incident. If you can't leave the house, you can also petition on the official website of the White House. At present, there have been more than 200,000 messages and petitions, but ABC TV is still firmly seated in Diaoyutai and has not made any response to this matter.

When Li Donglai occasionally had to surf the Internet at home, he couldn't help frowning when he saw that this topic was still continuing. "Hasn't ABC responded yet?"

Guo Biting, who was helping to pour a glass of juice and came in, raised his head suspiciously, glanced at the computer screen before saying, "It seems that Jimmy said two words of apology casually, it seems to be an apology...... I'm not so sure. Many people think this is child's play. It's just teasing them. Why do you ask this? ”

Li Donglai was silent for a moment and said, "Bea, I am currently the biggest Chinese star in Hollywood, do I have to say something?" ”

Guo Biting was stunned. America is a paradise for the rich. In fact, she is covered by Li Donglai in the United States, but she has never experienced the mood of street demonstrators. After thinking about it, he said: "If you want to do it, you can do it, but I suggest that you don't speak too fiercely." After all, it was said from the mouth of a child, and it would make people grasp the handle. ”

"Okay, come and make a linear number chart for me. I had to make a video, well, and the title was 'We are Chinese who can't kill all.'" ”

He wasn't skilled enough in making videos, and BEA almost forgot about it when he got out of college. Fortunately, there is a good student at home. Seeing that Li Dong came to ask for something, Emma proudly pushed him aside with her growing belly. I'm constantly inserting pictures and audio. The three of them worked hard for most of the day, and finally made a slightly satisfactory three-minute short video. After Emma finished this, she also let out a long sigh, and wiped her head while you weren't paying attention: "I used to be quite proficient in middle school, why are you so bad now?" Looks like I can't be Natalie Portman anymore. ”

This video was released along with the trailer for "Teddy Bear" and the promotional trailer for the Teddy Bear virus, and after he finished it, he ignored it and turned to the "Teddy Bear" promotional work arrangement.

However, Li Donglai's voice is undoubtedly a strong solidarity with the Chinese who are fighting alone.

Now Li Donglai's Twitter fans are the world's No. 1, Weibo fans are the world's No. 1, and I haven't seen how many Facebook followers I have for a long time. His casual solidarity immediately had the effect of setting things right.

Originally, the mainland media, which was still watching the excitement, were all overwhelmed with support. Those who speak cool words also seem to realize that things are not very simple. The server on the official website of the White House is of good quality, there is no crash, and the number of messages that can be left has exceeded one million in the blink of an eye, which has made a group of officials speechless.

"The Chinese have a population of 1.3 billion and live on 1o4o square kilometers of land. It's about the size of the United States, but it's four times your population. In our long history of more than 5,000 years, we have been killed many times by foreign peoples, including King Genghis Khan, but now some of the Mongols have become our compatriots, and this ancient land is still called China. Since the Qin Dynasty more than 2,000 years ago, we are undead Chinese, and no one can kill us. ”

"We have 56 nationalities and 7o% of the population are farmers. Yes, farmers, not farmers. Our land is state-owned, and for the sake of national unity and stability, our per capita arable land area is only 934 square meters, while in the United States this figure is 7oo3 square meters, which is 7.5 times our size. So you see we have very few resources, so we have to work harder to make a living. Including the production of various products for other countries, especially the United States. Most of your clothes, shoes, and even Christmas presents are made-in-neta. Your favorite iPhone is made by thousands of Chinese migrant workers. They come from thousands of miles away from the countryside, far away from their relatives, working and living together. But in the profit chain of Apple's phone, they only get 1.8%. In the process, we have paid a huge price, including heavy environmental pollution, resource destruction, and food safety threats. We have to keep costs lower than in other countries, including labor costs. We know that this is the price that the developing countries have to pay. We're trying to change, and we call that change a change. ”

"All people have a common goal, they want to live a happy life, they want peace in the world, they want to be with their families. To that end, we work hard. Both the people and the government here like to save money (a small golden pig appears in the video, and countless gold coins fall into it). We buy your Treasury bonds when you are short of money in the United States, and we want your economy to be stable. So that we can continue to do business with you, exchange resources and products, and even exchange films. We have embraced what you call global integration and become an important part of the international economic cycle of trade. Now, you Americans owe us Chinese more than $4ooo, which is about the average annual income of Chinese. If every American saves a dollar a day, it would take you ten years to pay off your debt. ”

"We don't think it's a good idea to kill the Chinese, because there are too many Chinese for you to kill." We are more than 10,000 kilometers away from you, and we are separated by the Pacific Ocean. You're going to have to build many, many, many carriers, so your debt will be much higher than it is now. Besides, we are still working for you, if you want to continue to harvest those cheap clothes, shoes, Christmas gifts, it is best to pray to God bless the Chinese, those Chinese who cannot be killed! ”

Li Donglai's video does not have much bias, just stating the number and telling the facts, and the Chinese cannot be killed. Education is just a correction of the wrong views of American children. But coming out at this time is undoubtedly a strong attack on the Jimmy Show.

Many excited Chinese people are excited to click on the video, this is a strong solidarity from idols, there is nothing more gratifying than this.

In a short period of time, the video click-through rate is actually more popular than the promotional video of "Teddy Bear's Talk Show". Maybe the White House didn't resist the pressure, or maybe Disney couldn't withstand the growing wave of anti-racism, and Jimmy Talk Show officially made an official apology.

After the news broke, many Chinese people proclaimed on the Internet that this was their victory.

But Li Donglai, one of the heroes, has not continued to pay attention. Of all the things, he is the most famous, destined to be called the Arrow Man. There is no shortage of slanderous and malicious conspiracy theories speculation, and he is a Chinese, breaking into Hollywood alone, plundering so many dollars every year, which is eye-catching enough. If there is a slight stir, those blacks from the east will naturally aim at him, and they will not give up if they don't die.

Fortunately, Li Donglai's career in Hollywood is quite attentive, and some profits are shared with the Hollywood Seven. The relationship with Warner and Paramount is also good. It's good to enjoy the shade with his back against the tree, at least he's not so bad at being full of enemies.

Who hasn't experienced these ups and downs, the more you respond to them, the more energetic you become, fortunately ignore them. (To be continued......)