Chapter 228: Ducks
"Ahem......" Jack finally knew what a shameless person was like.
Chen Chu scratched his head, and then said, "Damn, don't you know how to play with people?" Cut him little dingding too cheap him, that ...... Mr. Jack, let me tell you, you do this. ”
Chen Chu was lying in his ear and talking, but before he could speak, Jack almost threw up.
couldn't help but turn his face into the color of pig liver: "Mr. Chen, this ...... It's so immoral. ”
"Go ahead and arrange it, it's still light!"
Jack shook his head and sighed, and came back half an hour later, followed by a few people, carrying iron shelves.
Chen Chu said with a smile: "Little Japan, do I want you to do anything?" Oops, don't stare at me, I don't beat you or scold you, I'll make you cool, that, I'll give you sex pills for a while, and then give it to the pig, and then trap the pig, and put your thing inside the pig, hehe, cool, I see how many times you can do it in a night, huh...... You guys are very strong against the Japanese Empire, I estimate that it's okay eight times out of ten, this is the first day, I'll let you be a whole pig, the second day I'll let you be a whole dog, the third day I'll let you be a good horse, the fourth day...... Hey, hey, I've got a couple of gay cools for you...... Hahaha...... Anyway, it makes you cool, Lao Tzu doesn't beat you, doesn't scold you, and makes you cool every day, hehe. ”
Chen Chu smiled and entered the next room.
There was hysterical shouting and swearing from inside.
After an hour, Chen Chu was a little sleepy, and then someone entered the door and pushed him.
"Mr. Chen, wake up, that person has confessed."
"Huh? So fast? I thought they were very strong. ”
"Alas......" Jack was speechless: "It wasn't so fast, his thing was all over the sow's butt, and the sow pulled a piece of shit, oops...... Mr. Chen, you are too ...... for this idea Brilliant. Jack characterizes Chen Chu as the worst man in his heart.
This thing is simply not human.
"Well, it's not good for little Japan, many people sleep with beasts and shoot AV, the world's pornography is out of Japan, it seems that they still have to practice a lot, what kind of kamikaze organization is this, it's too weak."
Jack rubbed his forehead.
When Chen Chu entered the interrogation room, the Japanese man lowered his head, his pants had been put on, and he was crying and confessing.
Chen Chu pouted: "This thing should find a gay guy to stab him in the back door, it's not strong at all." ”
Soon, it was confirmed that the DL Aoki River was the head of the kamikaze organization in the DL area.
However, this thing is also an ordinary member, and he was ordered to come over to arrest Chen Chu's family, and if he can't catch it, he will kill him.
When Chen Chu heard these news, his brows moved, and he couldn't help but have the idea of wanting to take his family to DL, after all, the safety of his family cannot be protected by outsiders.
Working with the Eagles today, but that was also stylistically pinned.
But if you think about it carefully, now that your strength is weak, even if you get your family to DL, it's not necessarily a good thing.
Always at that time, Long Jiu said enough, this kamikaze organization can't be offended, and if it is offended, it will be targeted by the maggots of the tarsal bone for the rest of his life.
He only felt a headache now, this Nima kamikaze, the revenge psychology was too heavy. I can't help but think of some kind of autumn leaf tissue.
No wonder the director of the bureau heard the word red leaves obediently like the third grandson, it seems that these killers and terrorist organizations are big perverts who will do whatever it takes to achieve their goals.
This time, he originally wanted to come to help Ji Yang, but it seems that he has to stay at home for a few more days.
After thinking about it, he returned to Little Poplar Village overnight to see the members of the Eagle Group hidden in the secret, and couldn't help but have some respect.
When I got home, I saw that my father was asleep, and I went upstairs, and the two big girls were also asleep, and I saw him come back and yawn.
Chen Chu wanted not to disturb them, and went to sleep directly with the two big girls in his arms.
But the two big girls cheered up and didn't want to let him go.
The three of them went into the bathroom and took a mandarin duck bath, and then started in the bathroom.
Thunderbolt, from eleven o'clock in the evening, to four o'clock the next day, the outside was a little bright, and the three of them stopped to lie on the bed, three bodies with bare asses twisted and overlapped.
After sleeping for more than two hours, the two big girls got up yawning.
No way, I still have to work during the day.
The two big girls dozed off, and Chen Chu slept soundly.
After all, the relationship between the three has not been made public, if it is made public, it will cause some right and wrong, after all, this kind of thing is not good to say in the countryside, and no one knows anyone in the city, so just play it.
The two girls entered the office, one was lying on the sofa, and the other was energetic, preparing for the day's work.
Before eight o'clock, workers began to come to work.
After a while, there was a commotion outside.
Someone shouted, someone shouted, and Chen Chu heard it in the bedroom.
I couldn't help but sigh and got up to get dressed.
At this time, Shao Xiaohua also came in.
This big girl was wearing black shorts, and Chen Chubang hugged her thin waist, kissed her on the cheek, and touched her ass with his hand.
Shao Xiaohua pushed him: "Don't make trouble, Xiaoyan is behind." ”
Chen Chu hurriedly let go of his hand, and sure enough, he heard the sound of stairs, and then Wang Xiaoyan went upstairs.
followed by Liu Haiyan, Wang Xiaoyan also followed, and then Xu Guozhong, but Zhang Cai didn't come.
A few villagers also followed to watch the excitement.
Chen Chu exhaled: "What's wrong?" It's not time to harvest the grain, why are you all here? ”
Wang Xiaoyan pursed his lips and limped: "The village chief Zhang Cai is not here, I will find your deputy village head, you give me a comment, I went to the city early in the morning to buy two ducks and came back, but the women's director Liu Haiyan said that it was her duck, how could it be?" Isn't this a slander? You want to take back my family's land yesterday, and today you want to blackmail my newly bought duck, Liu Haiyan, why do you always go against me? ”
Liu Haiyan was so angry that she groaned: "Chen Chu, can you Sister Liu and I be the ones who slander other people's ducks......" She said and was about to cry.
Wang Xiaoyan said softly: "Sister Haiyan, don't cry, this duck was indeed bought by my father in the city in the morning, and he also fell on his heels, I saw it in the morning." ”
"Alas...... You stupid girl, your dad stole my duck in the middle of the night, and then rode his bicycle around the city and came back, saying he bought it. ”
Chen Chu shook his head: "Sister Haiyan, how much is the duck, I'm out, this matter is in the past, one duck will die for fifty yuan, I'll give you one hundred, two ducks two hundred, this matter is settled, okay, let's disperse." ”
"Oh, Deputy Village Chief Chen is bleeding!" Someone laughed.
"Well, Deputy Village Chief Chen is good, but if you do this, tomorrow there will be people in the village who will lose something, will you also ask Deputy Village Chief Chen to give money, my old sow was lost last year, more than two thousand!"
"My family lost 3,000 catties of bud rice, more than 3,000 yuan ......"
The gang followed suit.
Chen Chu also had a big head.
It's right to think about it, if this is a start, it will be really difficult to do it in the future, people are all good, there are no bad people, only a bad system makes good people bad.
If the system is not perfect, people's greed will arise, and evil thoughts will occur.
At this time, Wang Xiaoyan also jumped up: "I don't agree either, Deputy Village Chief Chen, you are obviously biased in favor of Liu Haiyan, you officials protect each other, a deputy village head, a women's director, ah, you gave her 200 yuan This matter is over, doesn't that prove that this duck was stolen by my Wang Xiaoyan?" That's not good, I can't swallow this breath, it's not a duck's business, it's a matter of being a human being. ”
Liu Haiyan frowned and said: "This is obviously my duck, in the second half of last night, I heard my duck frame duck call, I was too sleepy to get up, but the window shadow saw a limping person, the next day the duck was gone, I thought that person must be you, I saw these two ducks when I arrived at your house, I know my ducks." ”
Wang Xiaoyan smiled: "What do you call your duck do you know?" Then do you call him and see if he agrees? If he agrees, I will give you this duck, which my king bought for you, so that you can replenish your body and kidneys......"
"You...... You ......" Liu Haiyan stomped her feet angrily, looked at Chen Chu and said, "Tell me...... You give me an idea. ”
Chen Chu also has a big head.
I just fought with two big girls for more than five hours yesterday, and I forgot how many times.
But think about it in the Humvee, he also got involved with Liu Haiyan, after all, there is such a flesh and skin relationship, and Liu Haiyan is very good, no matter where he licks his buttocks, which makes him very happy.
This matter has to be managed.
Chen Chu couldn't help but touch the jade wrench finger on the middle finger of his right hand with his left hand.
Suddenly, a cool breath spread all over the body.
Chen Chu took a deep breath, his expression stabilized, and his eyes rolled and smiled.
"It's very simple, this duck Sister Haiyan said that she recognized it, it was easy, put the duck dozens of meters away, and then put it together with other ducks, among these ducks, let that Sister Haiyan and Uncle Wang recognize, if anyone recognizes it, it will be who. What do you say? Liu Haiyan hummed and said, "I recognize my duck, and I agree with this." ”
Everyone agrees.
Wang Xiaoyan pouted: "No! You're favoring the people of the village, it's not fair! ”
Chen Chu said slowly: "Why is it unfair? ”
Wang Xiaoyan's eyes turned quickly: "This ...... I just bought this duck and I haven't looked at it a few more times, how can I recognize it? Besides, I'm getting older, my eyes are glazed, that ...... That Liu Haiyan is not yet thirty years old, she has a good eye, this is partiality, this idea does not work, I don't agree. ”
Everyone thought it made sense when they heard it, but some of them had already lowered their heads and laughed, and whispered, "See? Wang Xiaoyan is a thief, this old guy usually likes to take advantage of a little bit or something, this time he should take advantage of other people's women's directors again......"
"Hmm...... I think it's the same, didn't the women's director take his family's land yesterday, this old man may have stolen other people's ducks at night to take revenge, and was discovered...... Hey hey ......"
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Chen Chu looked at Wang Xiaoyan, and then looked at his queen Xiaoyan, and suddenly felt that these two people were really father and daughter?
Why is the girl so beautiful and sensible, this father is so stingy and loves to take advantage of small advantages.
Wang Xiaoyan has too many people who like her, and if there is no her father, there will be even more people who like her.
Chen Chu thought about it and said: "Okay, I'll come up with another idea, no one is partial to this idea, the old horse knows the way, everyone must know this sentence, this duck must have grown up in someone else's house, my idea is to put the duck on the avenue and let him find a home by himself, Uncle Wang, didn't you say that you bought this duck?" Sister Haiyan, didn't you say that this duck belongs to yours? As long as this duck goes to whom's house, it will be who's house, if you don't go to Sister Haiyan's house, it will be counted as Uncle Wang's family, no one will be biased, so it's done, if someone doesn't agree, I, the first one to be the deputy village head, won't agree! ”
At this time, everyone also applauded.
"That's right! This is a good idea for Deputy Village Chief Chen! If anyone doesn't agree, it's someone who has a weak heart! ”
Wang Xiaoyan grinned and said, "Okay, this idea...... We, we agree......"