4. You have the ability to jump!

Raphael nervously watched the elevator gradually rise to the top floor, and Long Wen, who was guarding the elevator door, looked at him with a smile, "Silly, you have no advance or retreat now!" Long Wen thought to himself, "Ding! The elevator reached the upper floor, Raphael smartly leaned behind a female tourist dressed in avant-garde, the one-meter-nine Long Wen was the most prominent in the elevator, he lowered his head and stared at Raphael who wanted to escape from the side, Raphael was even more nervous and sweaty and followed behind the female tourist, when the tourists came out of the elevator one by one and it was the turn of the female tourist and Raphael, Long Wen was just about to reach out to grab him, the female tourist suddenly turned into a strong superwoman, and raised her arm "Bang!" Long Wen slapped him, and Long Wen was stunned, and the superwoman shook a sentence in Itarian language, "Look at your blind old pervert!" Then he twisted his waist and walked out of the elevator. I'll go! I ......" Long Wen looked at the dashing superwoman and was about to scold his mother, when he noticed that Raphael had slipped out of the elevator at some point. "Damn! Hunt hunters with tigresses! (What does this mean?) And at this time, Hu Che also carried another elevator up to the roof. "What about people?" Hu Che asked. Long Wen's face was half red: "It's calculated!" Hu Che: "Alas" and hurried to find it. The entire roof of the cathedral is made up of imposing covered bridges, each of which ends on the spire of a church. Looking back is a taboo for those who are chased, and Raphael, who was wrapped in the crowd, turned around and was found by Tiger Che again, "There!" Hu Che pointed in the direction of the covered bridge, and the two of them broke through the crowd and began to rush over in the rhythm of wolf chasing sheep. Raphael panicked until he reached the minaret at the end of the bridge. He watched as the two of them chased after him, and in his desperation, he climbed up the spire. "Ahh "Someone is going to kill themselves!" "Suicide!" There were bursts of exclamation from the crowd. Long Wen and Hu Che stopped at this time: "Don't come here!" Come here, I'll jump! Raphael shuddered and cried out against the pillar carved in the shape of the goddess, his hands clinging to the goddess's chest and his face pressed against the goddess's beautiful buttocks.

"What should I do?" Hu Che asked Long Wen, only to see that Long Wen didn't care about the threat and took two more steps, Raphael: "I'll tell you!" I was jumping! Hu Che didn't expect Long Wen to say, "You jump!" You jump off! Hu Che: "Huh? You've been pumped stupid! Long Wen: "Don't think that you can become famous if you name a famous painter, let me tell you how you can become a famous painter, you just need to jump from here, and your paintings will be worth twice as much from now on!" You're going to go down in history completely! The corners of Hu Che's mouth twitched: "Oh~hehe~~Hehe~~" Long Wen was still walking forward, and Raphael almost cried: "Don't force me!" Don't push me! And then the church guard also ran up. Raphael looked at the countless people like little ants below, their heads held high, and even the buddies who were painting together in the square came to join in the fun. "This time it's a shame to be thrown home!"

Raphael couldn't bear to look at it, but at this moment, a crow croaked right over the roof, "Smack! A puddle of bird poop was pulling on his hand, Raphael grinned and moved his hand slightly, the bird poop was slippery and abnormal, one of his hands just slipped down, this hand slipped and a nervousness, and his feet staggered, "Ah! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Raphael cried out and fell off the pillar. The crowd on the rooftop and the crowd watching the excitement below shouted at the same time.

Just when Raphael thought he was going to see God, suddenly he stopped in mid-air with his head down, "Big brother! Do you really want to dedicate yourself to art? Long Wen held the pillar with one hand and pulled Raphael's pants with the other, gritting his teeth and said. Raphael's tears flowed down his face, he felt that his body was sinking, his pants could no longer hold on, and his weight was being ripped off little by little in Long Wen's hands, revealing a very unique relaxed bear panties. "I'll go! Big brother, you're heavy! Long Wen said. Raphael's face burst into tears: "When is it time for you to still tell jokes!" Hu Che and the police from the church also rushed up to help Long Wen at this time. But just as the strong men slowly dragged Raphael up, there was another croaking sound above his head, and Long Wen instantly had a bad premonition, and the second "bird poop bomb" was accurately dropped on Long Wen's hand holding the goddess pillar again! "Oh! Oh! Oh! Long Wen's hand was slippery and greasy and couldn't grasp the pillar at all, and now it was his turn to shout, Raphael fell down again, and then followed by a "It's over!" O merciful Lord! Am I sure to sandwich the meatloaf? ”

Hu Che shouted loudly in the headphones at this time: "Noah! The orientation is 578612, and the top lid of the tow box is opened! The airbags are fully open! The crowd of onlookers in the square froze at the two falling figures, and at this time, a huge Peterbilt heavy truck slammed the throttle and rushed in the direction of the two people falling, and the top cover of the large trailer behind it was completely open and a sudden brake was made, and the two fell into the trailer at the same time. Noah's voice came from the headphones: "It's in place!" Hu Che, who was looking down at the covered bridge, gasped: "Oh my God! I didn't expect the airbags installed to prevent damage to the equipment were actually used here! ”

Bursts of cheers erupted from the rooftop and the crowd of onlookers, and Long Wen leaned on the soft airbags of the trailer box and looked at the crows flying over the roof and shouted, "I hate birds!" At this time, he suddenly remembered Raphael, so he quickly got up, this brother was lying face down into a large shape, and the big face of the bear on the big bear went straight to the crowd on the roof, Long Wen quickly turned him over, saw that his eyes were closed and there was no reaction, and he listened to his heartbeat: "Fortunately, I was not scared to death, but I fainted." Long Wen: "Hehe, providence for you to be in our hands." ”

The horrified scene of Roland Cathedral quickly spread to the Internet, and Hu Che sat on the bed of the tow box and drank Coke while repeatedly replaying the classic falling scenes of Longwen and Raphael on the Internet. And what comes with this video is the promotion of various peripherals of the Easy Bear brand! It is said that after this video spread, it quickly occupied the top spot on major video websites, and the sales of the Easy Bear brand soared by 20% in an instant: "Do you want to make a parachute for Easy Bear?" When Hu Che (ˇ?ˇ) was thinking, he heard Long Wen snorting and panting as he walked into the trailer box: "Great painter, what are you painting?" Qingming Riverside Map? So heavy? "A large paper roll was carried into the tow box by Long Wen and Raphael one after the other." All right! Raphael wiped his sweat, "All I have to do is bring this with me!" Long Wen: "What a weirdo." Hu Che turned the computer to Raphael and said: "Great painter, you have become a celebrity, and your paintings will not be sold in the future, netizens speculated that the spokesperson of the next episode of Easy Bear is likely to be you!" Raphael laughed awkwardly. Long Wen: "By the way, I almost forgot!" As he spoke, he took out a ruby cross from his jacket pocket: "The goddess gave it to you." ”