Chapter 15: Three Together
Chapter 15: Three Together
"Actually... It's all some torn clothes or something, it's really nothing. "Lou Yeyu's lying skills are really not very clever, and he was seen through again in minutes.
"Oh. ”
Concubine Xuanyin raised her willow eyebrows, "Since even you said it was a torn clothes." It's useless to keep it, so throw it away. ”
I don't know if Concubine Xuanyin did it on purpose, but while speaking, she gently patted the big burden on Lu Xiao's shoulder with her jade hand, and with her gentle pat, the burden that was rounded up suddenly broke.
Something happened that made Concubine Xuanyin stunned. Rice was flowing out of the torn baggage, not rice, but glutinous rice, and there were some strange things that fell to the ground.
"Oops. Looking at the things that fell on the ground, Lu Xiao was also dumbfounded, covering up all the stuffing.
Glutinous rice, gossip mirror, peach wood sword, Buddha incense, and some pots and pots used for practice, all kinds of things on TV to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and even some things that even Lou Yeyu, a real Taoist disciple, have never seen.
"Xiaozi, what are you playing?" Lou Yeyu was completely stunned by the scene in front of him. He never imagined that it would take him an afternoon to prepare these things, but in the eyes of connoisseurs, these things are more suitable for decoration and deception, and on real occasions, these flowers are completely useless.
"That's right. ”
Lu Xiao nodded and said: "I have prepared two robes, the latest one, exorcism, you must have a good body to calm people." ”
"And this peachwood sword, which is said to be made of peachwood that has been struck by lightning, is the most useful against demons. This glutinous rice is used to deal with zombies, and if I think about it, if there is another corpse, I will not be caught off guard. ”
"This is even more powerful, see it, the gossip mirror, the holy relics used by Jiang Taigong in the god list, the old version in the sacrificial shop said, as soon as this mirror comes out, keep all the monsters in place, what kind of ghost is the corpse, it must be taken in one round. ”
Lu Xiao was holding a one-inch square gossip mirror in his hand, and his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he didn't feel that there were two eyes like looking at him accurately.
"You told me to prepare things, that's what you prepared?" Lou Yeyu couldn't help grinning and said.
"Ah, yes. Lu Xiao nodded confidently.
"Poof, hahaha..."
The questions and answers of the two finally made Concubine Xuanyin laugh out loud, it wasn't fake, she really couldn't help it.
As a martial arts background, Concubine Xuanyin, although she has not been exposed to things like ghosts and ghosts, she will still hear and see some of them. Using these things to deal with demons is simply fooling children. If the demon demon is so easy to deal with, wait a minute, the demon demon...
Concubine Xuanyin immediately stopped laughing, and instead looked at the two of them with a solemn face, "What?
"yes, didn't the night rain tell you?"
Scratching his head for some reason, Lu Xiao said: "It's that Yeyu's family has been short of money recently, and we plan to make some extra money..."
"Ahem, cough, cough..."
Although Lou Yeyu's coughing and wheezing interrupted Lu Xiao's words, Concubine Xuanyin, who was as smart as snow, still understood something, and couldn't help but look at Lou Yeyu with inquiring eyes.
"Boss, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, it was he who begged me to teach him Taoism, and I was ready to take him to practice courage. Lou Yeyu explained with a red face.
"With the devil... Train your guts. At the same time, Fei Xuanyin also began to admire this student, this guy's approach is really in line with the maverick behavior of the Daomen.
It is said that the people in the door are crazy, it seems that what they said is true, at least Lou Yeyu's current style is indeed worthy of these two words.
In the end, Concubine Xuanyin said: "You... Do you know what a demon is?"
"Hmm. ”
After nodding, Lou Yeyu said: "The devil, the king of ghosts." The qi that seizes heaven and earth condenses into evil, and this kind of soul has been freed from the control of the ghost dao, and is regarded as the soul of cultivation, which is a ghost. ”
"Very good, thorough explanation. Concubine Xuanyin approvingly: "Then you should also know how powerful it is, right? Even if you are a Xuan-level master, if you don't understand the Taoist professional magic technique, you will be helpless against this kind of ghost thing that exists in heaven and earth." ”
The professional conversation between the two stunned Lu Xiao, who was hanging aside, and only then did he know that this beautiful guide didn't seem to be as simple as it seemed.
"Well, you guys wait a minute. ”
Lu Xiao covered his head with one hand and said with a confused expression: "It's the boss, are you also the same as Ye Yu, a legendary immortal cultivator?"
Shaking his head with a wry smile, Concubine Xuanyin said: "I'm not as lucky as some people, there is a powerful Taoist master, and I got the true Taoist inheritance in my sleep." ”
"To be exact, I'm just a martial artist, and although I'm trying my best, I'm 108,000 miles away from the gate of cultivating immortals. ”
"Then I'm relieved. Lu Xiao gasped and said, "I thought the boss was too, so if the two of you are immortal cultivators, I will lose face." ”
This product, I'm still thinking about the problem of face...
"Boss, you don't have to be frustrated, Yeyu said, after getting rid of the demons, teach me the method of cultivating immortals, or I will see this, let's follow him together and learn it, although I don't know what his method of cultivating immortals is for, but that little flame is really cool, hehehe." Thinking of the three-color flame that flickered with brilliance, Lu Xiao's heart was beautiful.
Lou Yeyu's eyes were over, and he almost lost his back. In other words, this thing has no heart to cultivate immortals at all, and only thinks about his own samadhi true fire, which also makes Lou Yeyu deeply understand what the legendary wonder is.
However, what's even more annoying is that if this thing inadvertently, it will bring a burden to itself, and I haven't seen the eyes of a certain beauty, and I am looking at myself with anticipation.
"I'm willing, uh-huh, I'm afraid some people won't want to teach me. Looking at Lou Yeyu with a little pulse, Concubine Xuanyin's appearance when she was coquettish, it was really pitiful.
Lou Yeyu's mouth was already grinning to the root of his ears.
At this moment, Lou Yeyu finally succumbed to the double reed of the two, "Well, don't sing and harmonize with the two of you, let's solve the matter in front of you first, otherwise if I am caught by the devil, I just don't have that chance to teach if I want to." ”
In this way, it can be regarded as Lou Yeyu agreeing to the two in disguise.
"Wow, that's amazing. ”
Concubine Xuanyin immediately jumped up happily, that kind of joy came from the sincere happiness in her bones.
In fact, she tried her best to keep Lou Yeyu by her side, not really to be protected, although Concubine Xuanyin's strength did not enter the ranks of immortal cultivators, it was no problem to protect herself, she just wanted to seek a trace of enlightenment from the latter, after all, the word Daomen was too tempting for immortal cultivators.
However, this kind of thing is not so easy to talk about, and the learning of the master is all some secrets that are not passed on, especially the most mysterious Daomen, which is even more difficult to find. She didn't want this unspeakable problem to be solved satisfactorily today, how could she not be happy.
"I'll help you pack your things. In addition to being happy, Concubine Xuanyin actually helped the two of them clean up the props on the ground.
"It's just... Won't you go with you?" Lou Yeyu couldn't help but ask.
"That's right, what's the problem?" Fei Xuanyin won't let go of this trip to subdue demons and eliminate demons. Of course, she was not interested in the so-called ghostly demons, compared to it, she was more interested in Lou Yeyu's Xuanmen Dao technique.
"No problem, no problem, but it's not a joke, you can go, but you have to listen to me. Lou Yeyu said with a solemn expression.
"Of course, it's all up to you. Concubine Xuanyin agreed without hesitation.
"Really?"
"Really. ”
"Then I don't believe it, or let's first... Try it. ”
"What to try?" Fei Xuanyin was a little puzzled.
"Listen to me. ”
"Okay, what do you want me to do?"
"That's it, kiss me first. ”
"Get out..."
A quarter of an hour later, Lou Yeyu was pulled out from under the bed in the room by the two, because the two agreed that people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, so that Lou Yeyu must change into Taoist clothes.
So a little Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a peachwood sword was born, of course, Lu Xiao, who was a sworn friend, was also dressed up like Lou Yeyu. However, compared to Lou Yeyu, Lu Xiao is much more generous, and he doesn't feel embarrassed to wear a Taoist robe, and he also puts on a variety of tiger poses and plays happy selfies. I didn't forget to shout in my mouth, eggplant, Tian Qishenma's...
Such a strange way of entertaining oneself is what Lu Xiao can do in the world. To be exact, this thing doesn't know what it is.
"Come, let the boss see if he is handsome or not. ”
Pulling the sad Lou Yeyu in front of him, he kept admiring it, "Tut, don't say, wearing this Taoist robe, it really has a sense of otherworldliness as a Taoist disciple." ”
"Boss, can we stop being so otherworldly, I want to keep a low profile. Lou Yeyu said aggrievedly.
If you have known that Lu Xiao is going to prepare this, and Lou Yeyu will not be allowed to go if he is killed, isn't this a trick.
"What's low-key, do Daomen disciples need to be low-key? I'll let them see later, what is the Xuanmen Dao technique in the middle, well, by the way, let me also see it. ”
In the end, Concubine Xuanyin patted Lou Yeyu's shoulder and said beautifully: "Okay, it's such a happy decision." ”
"Decide what to do, what is this? Lou Yeyu finally knew where the word crying and laughing came from, where is this to subdue demons and eliminate demons, this is clearly going abroad.
But for Lou Yeyu's protest, Concubine Xuanyin directly ignored it, and she asked Lu Xiao again: "Classmate Lu Xiao, are you ready?"
"Sister Xin, let's hurry up, since I put on this outfit, I am full of strength, I urgently need a powerful opponent to show my kung fu and martial arts, it is not for nothing. Lu Xiao bent his arms up, showing off the muscles he didn't have at all, and he was old and impulsive.
"Now that you're ready, let's go. After making a sound, Concubine Xuanyin took the lead and walked outside.
Followed by two people, one is arrogant, the other is sad, and the shape and posture are in stark contrast.
A group of three people went to kill demons in such a daze.