The leather donkey pushed open the door of the chicken shop, looked inside drunken and hazy, dumbfounded, he saw that Huang Dasha was sitting at the dining table, holding a chicken leg in one hand, one bite on the left and one bite on the right, and he was fragrant.

Wufeng asked, "Didn't you hide in the small private room among the fish in the sea and eat and drink by yourself?" What are you doing back? The days of two dishes and one bottle of wine are very comfortable. It seems that you miss the life of a single person in the past, right? It's okay, after this meal, I'll go home, and you can live that fairy-like good life by yourself. ”

The donkey quibbled, "No wow." It was a huge appointment for me to play chess, and I drank a few glasses of wine by the way. ”

"Isn't that right?" Wufeng pointed at the donkey with chopsticks and asked: "Then let me ask you, how did you trick Huang Dasha into Huashan, and put him on the side of the road, sneaked behind the green belt by himself, pretended to, and then quietly returned to the sea fish, eating and drinking by himself!" Who do you think you are? Zhuge Liang? Something that isn't worth bullshit! You don't weigh your own weight either? What do you have? This chicken shop is rented in the village, and you don't have a building, and you don't have any savings on your body, you are a typical poor egg! Are you worth the price of two dishes and a bottle of wine? If it weren't for my house for you, you'd have to sleep on the streets. ”

The leather donkey called Wufeng to expose the old bottom, his face was red and yellow for a while, he wanted to have a seizure, and he was afraid that Wufeng would really get a divorce. So, he held it back, sat on the maza, let the five phoenixes fall, didn't dare to reply half a sentence, and didn't dare to act rashly.

After Wufeng finished speaking, he scolded enough, and his anger disappeared, and the four chicken legs in Huang Dasha's hand also had chicken bones left!

The donkey asked, "How do you know these details?" I told him not to go out and talk about it? ”

"Don't let him go out and talk? It's hard to catch a news, can you not show it around? It was he who came to tell me, are you eating and drinking in the sea? ”

"I didn't go to Huashan, you guessed those details yourself, right?" The leather donkey came over and took the initiative to rub Wufeng's shoulders to please her.

"I don't want people to know. Unless you do it yourself. The kind-hearted old man sweeping the road saw that Huang Dasha hadn't eaten for a day, so he came over and asked him what was going on? Huang Dasha said that he didn't understand where he came from. The old man reached into his pocket, found a note, unfolded it, and saw that my phone number was written on it, and I went to fetch him back. You've done a great job! Wu Feng said as he spoke, and his voice became stern again.

The donkey wondered, "Who put the note in his pocket for him?" ”

"It's me! Why, if you have an opinion, just mention it. However, it is useless to mention it. Because I am the head of the family, what you are holding is my rice bowl, and I am sitting on the mountain looking for a husband. When Li Er promoted peace between the two of us back then, he made it clear and clear, if you don't believe it, I'll call Li Er. Call him over and confirm it. ”

The donkey accosted him and said, "Confirm anything, it's true." ”

"Are you convinced? It doesn't matter if you're not convinced, you can go to yours. Zhu Bajie cut off his ears, a brisk and cool singles day. I won't stop you. ”

"Can't I change it?" The donkey was frightened and began to beg for mercy.

"You, just learn to die after the giant! And so it goes. There will come a day when your fate will be worse than huge! Didn't you say that out there? If you don't die, you won't die! Do you understand? Wufeng further educated the donkey and said: "Think about it, Huang Dasha gave me a few millions, I saved it, and I didn't spend a cent, not only did I not spend it, but I also saved private money, now Huang Dasha can't do it, he comes to eat, you are so careful, you can't tolerate him?" He eats chicken every day, how much can he eat? If the old lady turns her face, you won't be able to catch anything! You have to think clearly, with me you will be happy, without my mother, you will be a poor egg. ”

The leather donkey didn't know if he really understood, or pretended to understand, anyway, it was the chick pecking at the rice, and nodded vigorously.

The leather donkey was taught a hard lesson by Wufeng, and he was honest for several days. Hanging his head all day long, as if he had lost his soul, he turned his hands behind his back, led Huang Dasha, and walked around the street.

He was not far from the sea fish gate, stretched out his hand to stop the donkey, and asked: "Donkey donkey, these days, why don't you come to play?" led Huang Dasha and walked around the dog. ”

The leather donkey saw the huge and remembered that day when he took the initiative to find Wufeng to tell the truth, he was angry and scolded him: "The traitor Pu Zhigao, I told you the truth, I didn't want to make a profit, but I did a bad thing!" Wufeng listened to your slander and almost kicked me out of the door. Thanks to my timely begging for mercy, a catastrophe was spared. In the future, you are a king, don't be courteous in front of Lao Tzu, be careful that Lao Tzu chops off your king's head, stews it in the pot and eats it. ”

Liu Xueyin overheard the big words of the leather donkey, and came out to say that the leather donkey: "I don't have the ability, what kind of big-bellied gnats are in front of our huge family?" The heroes who used to pick up kitchen knives have now become afraid of their wives, which is sad. Has the world really changed? ”

The donkey said: "Liu Xueyin, haven't you been to see your first love recently?" He's in the number, but he wants to wear it to you, do you want me to ask you for a leave of absence in front of the huge? ”

Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned! Liu Xueyin wanted to sarcastically mock the leather donkey, but he didn't want to be ridiculed by him. 10,000 uncomfortable in my heart. I wanted to refute, but I couldn't find the right words, and for a while, I couldn't go up, I couldn't go down, and I was embarrassed to be there.

Or will Widow Sun do something, she ran over and asked, "Boss Liu, how many tables are you going to prepare today?" Xiaohong mixed a few small pickles from her hometown, you go in and taste it, the taste is unique, see if you can serve it? ”

Liu Xueyin replied: "Okay, wow, I'll go in and have a look." She took the opportunity to leave.

Huge asked: "Pi Donkey, didn't you leave Huang Dasha in Huashan?" How did he get back? Does he know the way home? In that case, he'd be playing dumb. ”

"It's not that he knows the way home, but the lame girl in my house, wrote a note and put it in the pocket of this stupid thing, and it happened that the old man who swept the highway was nosy, so he found the damn piece of paper from Huang Dasha's pocket, and called, Wufeng, so he ran away and took her stupid father back. Hey, it's all fate. ”

The donkey sighed at his fate, and listening to that tone, he seemed to be unwilling. He said, "It's all my carelessness, and that day, if only I had touched this fool's pocket before I took him away, and saved me so much trouble." Carelessness kills people. ”

"Yes, living in the world is like walking, stumbling, bumpy, and fateful decisions." I think back then, Huang Dakuo was a well-known entrepreneur in our area, standing on Dongjiaozi Street, who didn't respect three points when he saw it? Especially when he married Aihua, he is one in a million beauties, who doesn't praise him when he sees it? Fortunately, he married a little daughter-in-law, so Teng gave you a lame goods, otherwise, you donkey offal, by now, maybe you will still beat a single. ”

The donkey said: "Huge, how can I listen, you bastard, there is something in your mouth." Let me ask you, are you lamenting life, or are you complaining about this stupid thing? I don't care who you're complaining about, but you can't scold me too. It is true that I am married to Wufeng, her leg is lame, you can't guard the monk and scold the temple. What do you mean, is Huang Dasha noble, my donkey is cheap, the daughter-in-law of the noble person who has played enough, the eliminated goods that I don't want, I picked it up as a slut and became a baby? ”

The more the donkey talked, the more excited he became, and he saw that the love was about to get out of control. Huge hurriedly called: "Look, who is that?" He turned around and tried to run.

The leather donkey grew up with the huge since he was a child, and he knows the huge as if he was in charge, how could he deceive the leather donkey with his little tricks? Before the leather donkey turned back, his hand grabbed the huge arm, where can the huge run? At the moment, he was firmly caught by the leather donkey and did not run.

"You can find a way to help me get rid of this idiot, and I'll let you go." The donkey said his ultimate goal.

Huge struggled, and shirked: "Remove him, that's going to kill someone, I won't do it." Wife. Come out and save me? ”

The donkey said, "That's good. If you don't help me, then I'll help you. ”

"How can you help me?"

"Help you make your wife pornography,"

?????? (To be continued......)