"Wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants! Come on, old girl, do it. Tang Xuancian had a big bald head on his head, and he touched a glass with Zhang Yixi with drunken eyes, and raised his head to swallow a glass of white wine whale.

",,." Zhang Yixi was not ambiguous, and drank all the way in one mouth, but her tongue was a little straight when she spoke.

Putting down the wine glass, Zhang Yixi kicked the mess lying on the ground, and said unhappily: "Hey, I said that you are a monk, you have been lying on the ground since I entered the house, and I didn't answer your questions." Hugging a torn dog skin and babbling non-stop, what the hell are you doing? ”

He didn't speak, just glanced up at Zhang Yixi. The resentful look in his eyes made Zhang Yixi feel a chill, and then lowered his eyes and continued to chatter.

"What the hell did you do to him?" Zhang Yixi asked Tang Xuancian suspiciously.

Tang Xuancian smiled, with a look that could only be understood and unspeakable, which shocked Zhang Yixi again.

"Huh~~!! You're not going to take him or anything, are you? Too evil for you. Zhang Yixi shuddered and pouted.

Tang Xuancian had a black line on his head, and scolded angrily: "You are evil, what are you thinking in your head?" ”

"So what the hell did you do to him? It's not a problem to lie on the ground like this. Zhang Yixi ostensibly persuaded Tang Xuancian to let go of the chaos, but in fact, her gossip psychology was causing trouble, she just wanted to know what was going on with the chaos.

"Hey, hey, drink, drink." Tang Xuancian snorted and refused to say anything.

Friends with a lot of curiosity may have experienced that once some things are thought about and the results are not obtained, the heart will be very irritable, and that feeling is like having twenty-five rats in the heart - a hundred claws scratching the heart.

Zhang Yixi is in this state now, uncomfortable to sit and uncomfortable to stand. It's hard to talk, and it's even harder not to speak. In short, it's not pleasant.

At this time, Li Wujie pushed the door and walked in, first frowning at the pungent smell of wine, and then looked at Zhang Yixi, who was fidgeting, and asked, "Have nails in your ass?" ”

"Li Wujie, you want to die, don't you?" Zhang Yixi's tone was very unkind.

Li Wujie decisively chose to shut up, bypassing Zhang Yixi and walking inside, but was tripped by the chaos lying on the ground.

"me, what kind of plane are you doing? Playing with performance art? Brother lying on the ground, I'm asking you, is it okay to make a noise next time, how can you step on it? The chaos in the room made Li Wujie helpless for a while, what is this. Two people are drinking, and a half-dead monk is crawling on the ground, what kind of lineup and what combination is this?

The chaos was the same as just now, a pair of resentful peach blossom eyes chilled Li Wujie's heart, and he immediately turned his head to the side.

Li Wujie, who turned his head, slapped himself twice, and muttered in a low voice: "It's an illusion, it's an illusion." This monk will definitely not like men. ”

It turned out that Li Wujie misunderstood and was coquettish to himself, which scared him enough.

This is not to blame Li Wujie for thinking too far, monks from ancient times to the present have always made some explosive scandals for various dynasties and generations. What the abbot's illegitimate son, the story of the monk and the nun, these are the most commonplace. The daughter of the monk who hooked up, or the wife of which family committed adultery, and then the story of the national teacher and the emperor's back to the mountain, these are the most exciting.

In short, after tens of thousands of years of history, monks are always the most controversial. Sometimes they are moral models, sometimes they are the target of everyone. When it was good, the whole country believed in Buddhism, and when it was bad, it was slaughtered.

Even so, the hot news in the monk world has not stopped.

Some so-called experts have made some analyses of the monks' behavior. They believe that it is the strict rules and precepts that distort the hearts of the monks, so they usually look sanctimonious, but once the inner cage is opened, what appears in front of the world is the flood beast.

Li Wujie has always scoffed at the arguments of these experts. What happened to the monk? Monks are not human? If it is an individual, there will be desires. Those so-called enlightened monks who have no desires and no desires are either unable to function or are greedy for money and not lustful. There are also some monks who are not greedy for money and lustful, and their greed is even greater, that is, they want to live with the sky.

The immortals and Buddhas in the god realm didn't say that they lived the same life as the sky, they dared to be so delusional, you said ridiculous?

After half a ring, Li Wujie calmed down, looked at the mess and was still lying motionless on the ground, so he asked in wonder: "Don't get up yet, are you waiting for others to step on you?" ”

Messy with drooping eyelids and squirming lips just don't answer.

"What did you do to him?" The chaotic reaction was too strange, and Li Wujie instantly suspected Tang Xuanchan's body.

Tang Xuancian laughed heartily and said, "Hahaha, it's nothing, it's just a little bit of stone incense." ”

Li Wujie pressed the stiff body and exclaimed, "I'll go, is this still a little bit?" Not much softer than TMD stones! It's almost there, you hurry up and detoxify someone. ”

"Your uncle's Li Wujie, why didn't you say a word for me when Lao Tzu was shaved? Now that you're helping him, Lao Tzu just doesn't understand, what's wrong with you? Tang Xuancicada exploded in an instant as if he had eaten gunpowder.

Li Wujie rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Don't look for scolding, who made you cheap?" You deserve it, do you know it? ”

Tang Xuancian touched his nose and sat down.

"Don't refute it? If you don't refute, hurry up and detoxify, you are deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors, do you know the way? Li Wujie urged.

Tang Xuancian drank a glass of wine and said angrily: "There are still five minutes to automatically unravel, wait a while." ”

Since this is the case, Li Wujie no longer insisted, and dragged a chair and sat down.

"Which flight tomorrow?" Li Wujie asked after sitting down.

"Let's go? Where to? Tang Xuancian asked puzzled.

"Nonsense, of course I went to the Jiuli Galaxy to meet with them, wasn't it booked at the beginning of the month?" Li Wujie asked rhetorically.

Tang Xuancian waved his hand and said, "Don't go, there's a big mess of East Sea Starfish!" I heard that you have been in trouble with the evil heavens again in the past few days, and you are preparing to make a collective mockery of the Six Wild Kings and the Nine Heavens Immortal Kings. ”

Speaking of this, Li Wujie was furious. was scolded by Galen and didn't say anything, and was scolded by Zhou Qingluo, and was really convinced. Thinking about it, he looked at Zhang Yixi with unkind eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, I didn't tell Qing Luo." Zhang Yixi denied it repeatedly.

Li Wujie bared his teeth and said angrily: "It's not that you have a weak heart? Who else but you can get in touch with Qingluo? ”

Zhang Yixi suddenly twisted the corners of her clothes and lowered her head to admit her mistake.

"Forget it!" Li Wujie waved his hand helplessly, he was scolded, what's the use of complaining about other people? Turned his head to Tang Xuancian and said, "Let's take tomorrow afternoon's flight, right?" What do you think? ”

"Do you have to go? What if something happens here? Otherwise, I'll call them and ask them to come to the East Starfish. Tang Xuancian thought of a compromise solution.

Li Wujie smiled and said, "Come on, the main reason for going to the Jiuli Galaxy is because of Muye, and he stopped there this time." I'd better go, I just have something to ask about Futu in person. ”

"What can't you call and ask?" As soon as Tang Xuancian finished speaking, he saw that Li Wujie was still going to speak, so he hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, you won." Go and go, when you say to go, we will go. ”

"Tomorrow afternoon, I'll go with me." Zhang Yixi interjected and booked the time.

Li Wujie looked at her puzzled and asked, "Isn't it nice to live?" Why do you have to leave all of a sudden? ”

Zhang Yixi glanced at Li Wujie and said, "Silly, do you see that saint of the witch clan floating outside all the year round?" ”

"Oh, it's over?"

For Li Wujie's dog who couldn't spit out ivory in his mouth, Zhang Yixi unceremoniously spat him.

Just as Li Wujie wiped the saliva from his face, a low and heavy Buddha horn sounded in his ears.

"Amitabha!" I don't know when he has stood up, his face is gloomy at this time, and his eyes are full of anger.

Li Wujie hurriedly reassured: "The three poisons of the Buddhist family, quit hatred and stop hate." ”

"The Buddha said that the mud bodhisattva still has three points of fire. He ate my little flower, and I will pay for him today. "I was so angry that I forgot to shout the Buddha name.

"Little flower?" Li Wujie and Zhang Yixi were stunned at the same time, what is Xiaohua?

Messy shook off the fur in his hand and said, "Xiaohua is my pet pig, and he actually made it into braised pork!" ”

Zhang Yixi suddenly felt sick to her stomach, not that she didn't eat pork, but that she felt really uncomfortable eating other people's pets.

Li Wujie felt that these two idiots were difficult to be good again today.

Sure enough, Tang Xuancian said with a smile: "You don't like it to turn into braised pork?" Say it earlier, I still have a plate of fried fat sausages with chili peppers, which is also from Xiaohua's body, you can take it back and remember! ”

"You, Lao Tzu fought with you!" The people who were angry scolded in the chaos, and they pounced on Tang Xuancian in an instant, and for a while, the two of them became two rolling gourds and fought together.

Zhang Yixi looked at it and asked, "Do you want to pull it?" ”

"The dog bites the dog's mouthful, let the two of them fight, just dissipate their anger, they can't die." Saying that, Li Wujie took square steps and walked out of the room.