Chapter 69 County Magistrate Xue blows on the ground
"Don't fart with the old lady, you have to go if you don't go today, the old lady has bought everything, you have to stubbornly don't go, you go alone, the old lady can see it, you wish our mother died early, you can find the little girl, okay, the old lady and her son will give you a vine place, go, son, go jump into the river with your mother!"
"Mom, it's stupid, do you still need to run away to find death, I think this county party committee building is not good, but jump down, fall to death, it's still proper, let's get close, when the time comes, both fell to death in the county party committee compound, at that time, how lively, this is called dying vigorously, isn't it a hundred times more spectacular than jumping into the river in obscurity."
"In the end, it's my son, smart, just do it, go, go, let's act"
Hearing this, Xue Xiang probably guessed who the three of them were, and roughly understood what it was, take a closer look, this family is really interesting, the girls and the boys sang and harmonized, and they actually took the parents to death, could it be that the world is declining, and it starts here?
Xue Xiang muttered in his heart, and wanted to retreat quietly, who thought about it, didn't pay attention, stepped on a piece of dead branch under his feet, and with a crisp click, the dead branch broke into two.
"Who?"
There was a cheer over there!
Xue Xiang lifted the thick deciduous green that was one person high, turned the corner of the wall, and said with a smile: "It's Secretary Liao, it's a coincidence, you are also eating here?" Hey, who are these two? ”
Xue Xiang smiled calmly, without the slightest emotion, and even this surprise and the question he already knew the identity of the woman and the boy were extremely natural.
"Who should I be, it's County Magistrate Xue, it's a coincidence, it's a coincidence, how long have you been here, why haven't you been silent?"
The person who spoke was Liao Guoyou, member of the Standing Committee of the county party committee and secretary of the Political and Legal Committee. At the last Standing Committee meeting, Xue Xiang received half a pack of Marlboro and shouted about confiscation.
Xue Xiang smiled: "Just came." As soon as I came, I saw the scenery here. I went straight over, who would have thought, a good place for you Secretary Liao to occupy first, alas, alas, alas, Secretary Liao. To use the old saying of our Sijiu City, are you really not authentic, you actually care about changing the topic, and you don't give an introduction? ”
Xue Laosan said this at a high level. Obviously, he was diverting the topic of Liao Guoyou's questioning if he was eavesdropping, and asked him to say that it was as if Liao Guoyou was unwilling to introduce the identity of the woman and the boy, and he had been changing the topic.
Sure enough, hearing this, Liao Guoyou was still suspicious in his heart. But he didn't chase after him, and said with a smile: "Yes, since I happened to bump into it, so I won't know each other next time, so I'll introduce you." This is my wife, of course, it is your sister-in-law, called Zhang Ping, this is my son, who beats us here in the Northeast, it is your eldest nephew, called Chengzhi! ”
After introducing the woman and the kid on his side, Liao Guoyou pointed at Xue Xiang and said: "This is the county magistrate Xue you asked me all night, haha, speaking of which, this county magistrate Xue"
When Liao Guoyou said this, he was truncated by Liao Chengzhi: "You are Xue Xiang?" How old are you to become a county magistrate? Damn, God is too partial, what's so great about you, not a few years older than me, it's difficult for me to even be a soldier, alas, people are really angry compared to people! ”
Liao Chengzhi inherited Liao Guoyou's appearance, he was born with sparse eyebrows, dignified appearance, originally quite a moderate appearance, a mouth, the temperament of the whole person has changed, and the oil cavity is smooth and smooth, but it is extremely weird.
At this time, Liao Chengzhi lamented before he finished, and Zhang Ping rewarded a chestnut on his head, where is there still a little bit of spoiled appearance: "Stinky boy, no big or small, carefully your skin, your uncle's name is your name?" Uneducated! ”
After Zhang Ping finished scolding, he took the initiative to stretch out his hand to Xue Xiang, and said with a smile: "I have long heard that there is a young county magistrate in the county, only twenty years old, before, I didn't believe it, this time I saw the real person, it is really better to meet than to be famous, Xue County Magistrate is not only dignified, but also a top student of Beijing University, compared with you, I am Lao Liao, but I really can't take it."
Zhang Ping was born beautifully, especially a little cinnabar mole between the eyebrows, adding a bit of romantic charm, at this moment, smiling and smiling, dealing with it decently, where is there the vulgar barbarism of "old lady, old lady" who opened her mouth and closed her mouth before, it is clear that she is a well-educated lady.
"I'll just say, Lao Liao won't be able to hold a person, it turns out to be such an unusual woman, presumably Lao Liao is holding it in the palm of his hand for fear of falling, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting, beware of the liver baby, where are you willing to take it." Xue Xiang muttered in his heart, but his mouth was humble.
Zhang Ping has very good means, chatting, and the ability to enliven the atmosphere is first-class, like a natural courtesan, and after a moment of effort, he will be intimate with Xue Xiang's eldest brother, and the eldest brother.
Xue Xiang was impatient, but he couldn't get out, so he had to make a spring breeze look and accompany Liao Guoyou's family to gossip. After another moment, Liao Guoyou glanced at the watch on his wrist, accused Xue Xiang, and said that something was wrong, and Zhang Ping pulled Xue Xiang and beckoned him to come to the house when he was free, and said a lot of kind words, and the family of three went.
It was another afternoon of hard work, and when it was nearly six o'clock, Xue Xiang called the logistics office and asked him to deliver the food to the Xia family's courtyard. At this time, although his Xue someone's residence has not been disclosed to the public, the heads of several important departments know it. After all, communication is not very convenient at this time, if there is an urgent event, wouldn't it be troublesome to not find him County Magistrate Xue?
After making the call, Xue Xiang beckoned Chu Zhaohui, who was in a hurry on the side of the door, to remember to lock the door, so he packed up the desk and went out.
As soon as I got out of the county party committee compound, I turned onto Jinhui Avenue, and after a few steps, I saw Liao Guoyou's family of three again, and from a distance, the family of three at this time, where there were still the previous smiling faces, all had a black face, and walked diagonally quickly.
Walking near a garbage can, Liao Guoyou suddenly kicked the gift box in his hand into the garbage can, and there was a crisp sound, like a broken wine bottle.
Xue Xiang saw it in his eyes, but his heart was happy, and he hurriedly walked over, and before he could get closer, he laughed loudly: "Aha, what a coincidence, I met Secretary Liao, sister-in-law, and eldest nephew again, what's the matter, a family of three had dinner, came to press the road, and showed affection?" ”
Unconsciously, Xue Xiang actually used the popular words of later generations. Fortunately, at this time, Liao Guoyou's family was not in a high mood, and no one paid attention.
Liao Guoyou forced a laugh and said, "What are you shopping on the road, loving you?" It's just idle, County Magistrate Xue, you take care of yourself, take care of yourself, don't pay attention to us. ”
"Lao Liao, what are you talking about, my eldest brother is not an outsider, what does it matter if I tell him." Zhang Ping pushed Liao Guoyou, pulled Xue Xiang and said: "Big brother, you give a comment, do you tell me about such a style, he Song Yuntong has the power to recruit soldiers, and he is stunned not to let your eldest nephew pass the election, and his mouth is slipping into words, saying that your eldest nephew is about to become a sick man, disabled, look at it, what is wrong with your eldest nephew?" Anyway, his surname Song and Lao Liao are comrades in the same team, even if there is any conflict at work, there is no reason to be angry with your eldest nephew, it's too much, it's too much, I forced Lao Liao to carry something to see the fat pig, I'm really blind."
"Okay, what are you doing when you talk to County Magistrate Xue, don't be too panicked." Liao Guoyou scolded, turned his head again, and wanted to talk to Xue Xiang.
How do you know that before a word was spoken, Zhang Ping pushed a palm: "I stumbled?" I'm an old lady what's there to stumble about, you're a big man, you can't even put your son in the army, and I'm embarrassed to say that I'm a member of the Standing Committee of the county party committee, spread it out, I have to make people laugh off their big teeth, if I were you, I'll find a crack in the ground and get in, what, don't let me say, just don't be born, just don't know"
"You, you, I can't tell you clearly, go back and see how Lao Tzu cleans you up" Liao Guoyou said cruel words without any confidence.
Seeing that Zhang Ping was about to be detonated again, at this time, Xue Xiang had to come out anyway, but seeing him holding one in one hand, he persuaded: "Secretary Liao, sister-in-law, all extinguish the fire, eliminate the fire, what's the matter, I generally understand, isn't it just about my eldest nephew enlisting in the army, Minister Song will not do it in order to avoid suspicion, I am not afraid of other people's nonsense." Although this eldest nephew has not called an uncle so far, but I finally recognized this nephew, yes, which army does my eldest nephew want to go to? ”
As soon as Xue Xiang said this, Liao Guoyou and Zhang Ping stopped making noise in unison, and looked at him with a look of surprise on their faces, but in this surprise, no matter how you look at it, it is also mixed with joy.
On the contrary, Liao Chengzhi held his head high from beginning to end, when he didn't see Xue Xiang, when he heard Xue Xiang's "unashamed words", he suddenly kept blowing into the sky.
Zhang Ping couldn't stand it anymore, and rewarded him with a slap again, Liao Chengzhi touched the place where he was beaten, and his face showed surprise, and suddenly said, "Why is it so dark?" ”
This half-cut is very inexplicable, and although it is nearly six o'clock now, it is only in October, the lunar summer has just ended, and the sunset at this time is just right, and the sky is as bright as noon, where will it be dark.
Xue Xiang and the three of them were not sure why, and Liao Chengzhi came again: "The cow is flying in the sky!" ”
At this time, Xue Xiang reacted, it turned out that this kid was asking and answering himself, and he was sarcastic about himself.
How do you know that Liao Chengzhi's words are not over here, and he asked: "Why is the cow flying in the sky?" He replied, "Xue Xiang is blowing on the ground!" ”
Liao Chengzhi's absurd and unconventional voice is very good, he speaks in a low tone, but his face is extremely strict, which is really very comic.
This kid has said this, if the Liao couple still doesn't understand, they should really find a piece of tofu and kill themselves.
Bang, bang, two sounds, two slaps of different sizes and thicknesses were printed on Liao Chengzhi's head.
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