Chapter 222: Small Talk
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In the live TV broadcast of the first International Mahjong Grand Prix, the game of 16 villages only played to the 11th village, and it was beaten by Catherine's self-drawn small three yuan + word one color with a total of 128 cards and two ended the battle in advance. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 However, although Catherine won the big name of this game, the total number of games was still 6 times lower than that of James in first place, and she only won the runner-up in this Grand Prix.
In the finals, James and Catherine's double-strong duel was unexpectedly exciting, and under the eight-time sum system that is generally considered to be a bit difficult, the two of them frequently played 64, 88, and even more than 100 big names in total.
Although Catherine also has a lucky treasure jade protection and perspective skills, there is still a very big gap between her ability to understand the card type and the former exam machine James, so in the end she only won the runner-up and a bonus of 300,000 US dollars. In the end, there is only a six-point gap, which is also a narrow victory in the national standard mahjong.
Catherine and James, as well as the two 'roast chickens' who tied for third place, were interviewed by TV stations and newspapers after the award ceremony, and Zhang Cheng's phone rang during the advertising channel change.
Zhang Cheng saw that it was Catherine calling: "Hey, baby, it must be very cool to beat two at the same time in the finals and more than 100 times." ”
Catherine: "Of course, it's a shame that I didn't finish first, but I enjoyed the process. Now I'm going to enjoy another thing, which is to go out to sea on the Little Princess, catch a fresh tuna, and eat sashimi and sushi made from the meat of its underbelly. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Wow, as soon as I hear this, I will taste the high-end atmosphere, and I want to go." ”
Catherine: "Together, of course, otherwise life at sea would not be boring." ”
Zhang Cheng: "Okay, I just happened to be idle here." ”
Hanging up the phone, Guoguo looked at Zhang Cheng's boobs rubbed in various ways and said, "Your hand has never been idle......"
Zhang Cheng: "I'm supplementing milk power......
Lying on the sofa playing a computer game, the leaf interface: "It's not a priest, what kind of milk is supplemented...... It is our pastor who needs to replenish the milk power. and perished. Your sister, why are there so many American pig teammates? ”
"I know." Zhang Cheng: "There is a saying that mentally ill people have a wide range of thinking, and mentally handicapped children have a lot of joy. If you can't get used to it, you can't enjoy playing online. ”
Ye Zi turned off the computer: "I'm really drunk, and I can't play a good game in this world." ”
Zhang Cheng: "The way our world is now. It is the result of the joint intervention of all humans, animals and plants. Of course, it is impossible to please everyone. ”
Yezi: "I don't understand what you're talking about, but it sounds like it's very powerful, can you believe it?" ”
"Look." Zhang Cheng looked for it at hand, found a TV remote control that he didn't know who was still coming, changed the TV to a station, a soap opera was playing in it, put down the remote control Zhang Cheng said: "Look, I changed a channel just now, which can be regarded as interfering in the world." Watching TV, we get different information. The problem arises, although it is the reality that I interfered with, but in fact, before I interfered, my brain waves had already interfered with reality, which caused me to interfere with reality. ”
Ye Zi looked like he was defeated by you: "When you say that, I seem to be even more confused." However, it gives me the feeling, right. That's how Haruhi Suzumiya interferes in the world in the manga......"
Zhang Cheng: "It's the same, but the author seems to have forgotten that the world is actually the result of everyone's interference. Of course. There, Kasuga Okami's ability to interfere with reality has been adjusted to infinitely strong. ”
Ye Zi: "I listened to your phone call just now, it seems that we are going to go out to sea to catch tuna together, that is, we all have the idea of catching tuna, and finally we can catch tuna?" ”
"Of course." Zhang Cheng affirmed this statement and explained: "Because everyone in our family now has very strong brain waves, such a trivial matter as tuna fishing is naturally not a problem. It's hard for ordinary people to say, after all, the brainwaves of tuna definitely don't want to be caught. ”
Ye Zi: "So, those who are capable will definitely succeed?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "Not necessarily, you look at the national standard mahjong grand prix broadcast just now, and the James who won the championship in it is an ordinary person." Well. The same conditions are ordinary people relative to Catherine. Generally speaking, human brain waves alone will be stronger. ”
Ye Zi: "That James and Catherine are hanging up at a glance, and it's no problem to go to Tianma to play professional games." Then their examples are not convincing at all. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Everyone said in Tianma that this is a person who is favored by cards." Okay, let's go for a barbecue dinner. ”
In the original text of Tianma, it is a child who is favored by the card, but these two are not even children even if Catherine is not a child, and as for James, even his daughter is a proper uncle.
In the shade of the trees in the courtyard, Zhang Cheng set up a teppanyaki shelf, and then brought over the two large buckets of squid that he had caught yesterday and had been washed and insured with ice cubes.
The women of the family each took out their own secret sauce to play with sizzling squid, and Zhang Cheng's own sauce was slightly spicy and salty - sometimes it was difficult to adjust the taste, and it was better to eat your own.
After eating dozens of large squid of about half a catty, Zhang Cheng, who was five points full, split a chilled coconut with a chisel, picked up the coconut and raised his head to drink pure natural coconut water.
After drinking most of the coconut, Zhang Cheng shouted: "Comfortable." ”
Stephanie grilled a few squid leftovers and came over with a plate to feed Zhang Cheng squid, and asked casually, "Your topic was a little deep before the meal." ”
Zhang Cheng chewed the squid: "It's okay to go a little deeper." Have you heard of the Broken Void, no, well, there is always an impression of the sanctification and ascension of the flesh. ”
Stephanie thought for a moment, "Heroic Spirit? Holy Spirit? During the witch's escape, sometimes even verbal narration was strictly forbidden, so I didn't know much about it. ”
After eating a few squid roast on the plate, Zhang Cheng drank the coconut milk first and said, "It's better if it's a little spicier." I'm not that picky either, though. Okay, let's move on. Let me start with a simple one, elephants. In Africa, there shouldn't be any wild beasts that eat elephant bones, right? ”
Stephanie: "It's not like elephants will leave the herd alone to find the mounds when they get old?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "Very good. The question arises, although Africa is not small, but now there are satellites and unmanned reconnaissance aircraft, why has not a single elephant mound been found until now? Also, there used to be more whales in the sea than you can count. The bones of dead whales must have been covered with the bottom of the sea several times over millions of years, and no creature has been found to eat whale bones. Why have divers and submersibles rarely found the bones of whales on the bottom of the sea? That's a huge skeleton. ”
Stephanie: "You mean they ......"
Zhang Cheng: "It may be that the power is too strong, and the space civilization has been sucked from the earth to a higher latitude." In ancient Chinese culture, this was called ascension. There are not many human beings who can achieve this level of strength, but it seems that there are similar records in ancient China and Europe. ”
Ye Zi interjected: "There is only one Yellow Emperor recorded in China's ascension, and there is only one Jesus in Europe." ”
Zhang Cheng: "The strength of the body can soar." It is not too much to be called a god among humans. Many of the records I checked did not meet this requirement in terms of physical strength, but the mental strength reached the strength of soaring. This form of spiritual ascension may be the existence of the Heroic Spirit. ”
Yezi: "How did I not know? You name it. ”
Zhang Cheng: "The most recent one should be Sun Lutang in modern times, after the 73-year-old prediction of his own crane day, his family asked for two physical examinations of Chinese and Western medicine to show that he was stronger than any young man's body. ”
Leaf: "Such a cow! ”
Zhang Cheng: "That's it. ”
Leaf: "When will you ascend?" I'll take a look at it too. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Of course, it's not so easy to ascend, first of all, my body is not as strong as an elephant, you see my nose can't roll up the tree, right?" ”
Yezi: "Don't talk about the nose, your Dick won't be able to roll up the tree after another hundred years of practice." ”
Zhang Cheng: "Ahem. Also, you don't think that humans are the only ones who are evolving. ”
Stephanie: "How? The evolution of plants and animals seems to be very slow, isn't it a cycle of millions of years? ”
Zhang Cheng said: "Let me give you an example. When my grandfather was young, the yield of wheat per mu was about two or three hundred pounds without natural damage, and when my father was young, the yield of wheat per mu was about four or five hundred pounds, and now the yield of wheat per mu is about one thousand pounds.
I'm not talking about technological development, but it's clear that the earth has evolved since modern times. ”
Leaf and Stephanie looked at their feet, very puzzled.
Zhang Cheng explained: "Look. If you think of the earth as a living organism, she is constantly swimming in the universe, absorbing all kinds of electromagnetism, meteorites, large and small, and even dark energy from the universe as food. She has a biomagnetic field (geomagnetic). There are brain waves (ionosphere), there is blood (magma), and a peristaltic stomach (crustal movement).
When the billions of parasites (humans) in her body continue to emit brainwaves that require greater needs, the earth has to evolve to meet the needs of billions of parasites in order not to be destroyed by parasites. ”
Yezi: "What if the earth evolves at a rate that can't keep up with the growing needs of humans?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "It's very simple, let's have an ice age sterilization. ”
Yezi: "It's terrifying. ”
Zhang Cheng: "You think the ancients are stupid." It's a good day, but the more powerful the lord is, the more he wants to fly away from the earth or something--this is essentially no different from the fact that Japan began to prepare to invade the mainland after the Great Kanto Earthquake, and the reason is that the family is too dangerous. I think the ancients knew better than we know how prehistoric civilizations disappeared, didn't they? ”
Stephanie: "Hey, why are you kneading it again?" ”
Zhang Chengzhengse, who moved his hands, said: "After leaking so many heavenly opportunities, of course I have to replenish my milk power." ”
Yezi: "I also give a little love. Give you a boost of milk. Would it be good to leak a little bit more? ”
Zhang Cheng, who double-opened to replenish milk strength: "According to my years of observation and research, ordinary people whose mental strength is not strong enough will decay before their bodies before they die. ”
Stephanie Leaf: "How?" ”
"If you don't die, you won't die." Zhang Cheng explained: "You see, people have the spirit of death before they carry out the event of death. Isn't it? (To be continued......)
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