In a psychiatric hospital (4)
"Bold! Call me Holy Lord! Just under the influence of Lao Liu, a sentence blurted out, Lily's mind was blank after drinking, and the handsome young man with a little melancholy in his handsome and beautiful look for the first time was like a mask cracking a hole, his face showed a look of astonishment, staring at Lily: "......"
This time she has lost enough face, and Lily can only comfort herself that she is a psychopath in the eyes of others now, but fortunately, people will not laugh at her at all, only when she thinks about it like this, she can calm down in her heart, otherwise she can't help but want to slap herself when she thinks of what she just shouted.
The young man in front of him is named Yang Yiru, the second adopted son of Yang Tiancheng, and the second brother in the ranking of Yang Lily's future husbands, gentle and elegant, with a bit of melancholy in Sven, thoughtful and considerate, Yang Lily in the past also liked to get along with him, in a group of righteous sons, the relationship with Yang Yiru is not the best, but it is definitely not the worst.
I don't know if it's because of the fact that her memory is not finished, she instinctively feels that Yang Yiru is not her favorite person at this time, but when she wants to remember who her favorite person is, her mind is blank. Lily couldn't help but want to scold her mother in her heart, but just now after she said that she was the holy lord, she had no face to speak again, fortunately she didn't need to speak again at this time, and Lily didn't feel very embarrassed just now, because something more embarrassing had come, Lao Liu led Lao Qian and a lot of other spirits and crazy boars rushed in, and when they saw people, they rushed in and collided, and even the elegant Yang Yiru was knocked by them on the side of the door, and the gold-wire glasses on her face were also crooked to the side, and the long hair that was originally obedient was also messed up. It's a bit wild.
"See the Holy Lord!" A group of psychopaths all fell to their knees. Lily time faintly hurts.
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The crowd was speechless. Lily endured the heat on her face and stretched out her hand: "Zhongqing is flat." ”
"Thank you, Holy Lord!" Lao Liu stood up excitedly, with a little rippling color in his eyes, and was just about to come over to Lily, but Dr. Wang couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth: "What are you all doing here to Miss Yang......
Before he finished speaking, Lao Liu slapped him and slapped him on the top of the head, causing Dr. Wang to be stunned for a moment, and then the chubby face showed a cruel angry face. He was just about to speak, but Lao Liu relied on his height to be taller than Doctor Wang, and stretched out his hand to slap his head again: "Stupid, if you want to call the Holy Lord, do you still want to practice martial arts, do you want to save the earth?" ”
Dr. Wang was beaten to the ground, and when he came back to his senses, he was thunderous again!
He's a doctor in a psychiatric hospital, and he's the god who rules over this group of neurological patients! He wants them to take medicine, he takes medicine, he wants them to take injections, and these damn wastes dare to hit him. Dr. Wang was furious: "Bullshit saves the world, you ......"
"This idiot. Quickly cover his mouth! When a group of mentally ill people heard that Dr. Wang dared to insult their holy master, they couldn't help but rush up to Dr. Wang, beating their faces, pulling their clothes, many of them had been abused, Dr. Wang's counterattack was nothing in their eyes, they even dared to cut their own flesh to eat, not to mention that people beat themselves without pain, at this time the terrible things of mental illness were revealed, and it didn't take long for Dr. Wang to be stripped of most of his clothes, Lao Liu reached out and wiped it behind his waist, While taking out a large cucumber with an iron skewer that I got out of nowhere:
"Everybody, get out of the way, let me come!"
Several people couldn't help but disperse in a hurry, and before Dr. Wang could react to how he came back, Lao Liu took a cucumber and poked at his buttocks, who was only wearing underwear, and shouted: "I'll poke!" ”
"Ahh Dr. Wang covered his buttocks and jumped up all of a sudden, and Lao Liu laughed twice: "Lao Wang, come, buy my cucumber, forget about that ......"
"Forget your mother to force ......" At this time, Dr. Wang was really angry, he made such a big ugly appearance in front of the God of Wealth, and was beaten by a group of neurotics, if it weren't for the fact that this old Liu had been hospitalized for more than a year, and some people had even lived for two or three years, he would even wonder if this group of people was pretending to be crazy and stupid, at this time Dr. Wang's voice was full of crying, this group of people beat him and didn't say anything, and he didn't have the face to see people, he wanted to kill people at this time.
"......" Lily was really speechless in the face of the lively scene in front of her, when everyone was crazy and woke up alone, in order not to end up like Dr. Wang, the only way was to go crazy. She was silent for a long time, and just as the young man standing at the door stared at her with a worried expression, Lily slowly raised her head and asked seriously, "Brother, do you want to join my Holy War Legion?" I'll make you the squad leader. ”
"Then I'm going to be the captain!"
"I'm going to be a platoon commander!"
"I'm a general!"
"I'm a marshal!"
When fighting for the ranking, these people were not stupid, they were all red-faced, and they almost almost fought with their arms, and when Dr. Wang was so angry that his forehead was bruised, he didn't know who was fighting and affected him, and he fell to the ground again.
"You herd!" Twice in a row in front of the distinguished guests, Dr. Wang wanted to kill at this time, he stared viciously at the person who knocked him down, the neurological patient turned his head to look at him, and stretched out a hand without thinking, the index finger and middle finger were slightly bent, and suddenly poked into his eyeball: "Look at what, look at me and poke you again!" ”
...... "Nima, if you want to poke you, you will say hello and then poke it, and then say a warning after poking!"
Dr. Wang squatted on the ground and burst into tears, he really didn't want to say another word to this group of people, and secretly decided to double the amount of medicine given to them after he went back!
"Xiaohe, you, have you become like this......" Yang Yiru glanced at Lily stupidly, his eyes showed a complicated color, his gentle face lowered his head at this time, and the soft and fine hair hung down to block his eyebrows, forming a shadow, only to see the resolute nose and pursed up pale pink lips, bringing out a sharp line completely different from his temperament, he laughed softly: "It's okay like this, it's okay like this, I don't know anything, it's happy, I'll come to see you next time!" After he said this, he put his hands in his pockets, and didn't care about the wolf on the ground calling him 'Ershao' Doctor Wang, turned around and walked outside.
His back was against the light, tall and brought out a bit of bleak lines, Lily was guessing in his heart what the relationship between this Yang Yiru and Yang Lily was, what was the original relationship between the two, Lao Liu on the ground finally used a small bottle of vitamins hidden in his underwear, but at this time she replaced it with a black and unknown pill called an aphrodisiac/yang medicine in exchange for the position of the general.
Lily couldn't help laughing, those nurses didn't dare to pull when they saw so many patients, they were afraid of ending up like Dr. Wang, at this time, the cucumber that Lao Qian was eating was the one who had just almost burst Dr. Wang's chrysanthemum, and they didn't want to be on the bar with this group of irrational neurotics, so they all had a tacit understanding and retreated.
As soon as these people left, they saw a group of people sitting obediently in front of them, and they were all sitting cross-legged one by one, with a determined look on their faces, and Lily finally realized what it meant to be self-inflicted!
In order to dispel people's doubts, she deliberately pretended to be mentally ill, but she didn't expect to coax Yang Yiru away, but she left this mess.
"Let's pass on the gong!" Lao Liu's face was stern, and he threw a wink at Lily: "Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower!" "Lily wants to hit someone again now.
After getting along with this group of people for a while, although all of them are a little abnormal, they have been together for a long time, and in the end they still have some tragic revolutionary feelings, and they have just accidentally helped themselves, especially since they personally promised to form a 'holy war group' in front of Dr. Wang and others.
Anyway, this group of people are all mentally abnormal, at most two or three days to last, Jiuyang Zhenjing she didn't dare to teach others anymore, because the martial arts point added two points this time, Jiuyang Zhenjing herself had forgotten the place but remembered most of it at this time, she would never do it again to teach others martial arts but almost hurt her own bad luck, so she used a simple martial arts foundation to create a simple set of basic internal force methods, and taught them to this group of people.
Unexpectedly, I thought that this group of people would definitely not be able to persevere, but a month passed, two months passed, and this group of people not only persevered, but would come to her every day to report, and the benefits of practicing martial arts also appeared, when Dr. Wang and the others sneered and thought that this group of people was more crazy and stricter, this group of people almost practiced qi, each walked a lot lighter, the body was better, the walking was energetic, and the eyes were much brighter.
Mentally ill patients because of the reason that their brains are not clear, but they make them more persistent and simple when focusing on a certain thing, and because of this, everyone has practiced qi, once they have practiced martial arts, everyone will not make trouble, and those who have masochistic tilts will not cut meat and roast, Lao Liu will no longer make fake drugs, Lao Qian will not steal things, Dr. Wang and the nurses are relieved, they seem to be more conscious of taking medicine, because there is no trace of medicine in the toilet and other places where the medicine was lost before.
Lily has been practicing for three months at this time, and the Jiuyang True Scripture really lives up to its reputation, although it is much slower to get started than the Nine Yin True Scripture, but the foundation is solid, as long as she is given another half a year, she will definitely be able to fly out of this mental hospital with layers of power grids. (To be continued......)
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