Chapter Seventy-Nine: Car Thieves
Of course, Jenny felt the smell of gunpowder in the air, and seeing that the team manager was still qualified as the third person in the team, Jenny got up and said, "Okay, I'm going to enjoy the vacation too, and I'll call if I have something." ”
With a wink, Jenny turned away. What else can Wei'er and Zhang Cheng do in the office after work is naturally promoted and reused in the future.
Zhang Cheng pulled out his belt and slapped it heavily on the table: "Please, have you thought about the team's holiday?" ”
Weier took off the thong under her miniskirt and stuffed it into Zhang Cheng's jacket pocket: "Think about it, go on vacation to Hawaii after getting the team's championship bonus." Also, next time this happens, I don't want to be the last one to know as the manager of the team. ”
"That's good, sunny, beach, ocean yacht, handsome men and beautiful women on the coast, and hula ......" After saying that the dog man and woman cooperated with the position, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but slap Wei'er on the buttocks: "That was a temporary decision." I'm sharing my profits with everyone, and as a member of the championship team, you have to have some sense of pride in the championship team. ”
Weier asked in a shake, "For example, write the autobiography of the manager of the championship team - every female manager is a?" ”
It seems that Weier also knows that Jenny is going to autobiography, but this sentence is not clear when used on others, and it is very appropriate to use it on Weier, it was originally dedicated to the position, and then being the boss's mistress while being the manager, it is equivalent to a person working two jobs and getting a salary, what else can the boss say.
Zhang Cheng has nothing to say, if the manager publishes a book, it is estimated that few people will buy it, even if it is to expose the unspoken rules in the industry, you don't see that the referees who expose the unspoken rules of the NBA have gone to jail, and those who enforce the unspoken rules are still in high positions. Zhang Cheng could only speed up the force and speed of the impact, and after a trembling moment, he said, "Comfortable." ”
After sending Wei'er away, Zhang Cheng called Kerry, Valentine's Day may not be able to find time to accompany Kerry, then it is good in advance, is it a very simple thing.
"Hey, Carrey, my team won the playoffs, why don't you come out and celebrate."
"Hey, congratulations, you know that the family doesn't let us watch that kind of live TV. But I know that my parents secretly recorded the game and watched it at night. Not today, so let's pick me up tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, but you'll have to send me back in the evening. ”
"Secular prejudice, in the future, everyone will look at women's indoor soccer as an ordinary game. See you tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening, dear. ”
Zhang Cheng remembered what tomorrow's presidential anniversary was, but fortunately, not every president in the United States has an anniversary.
Leaving the office, Zhang Cheng went to the parking lot of the stadium, where Zhang Cheng saw two white men trying to pry open his car door, and Zhang Cheng shouted: "Stop, you two car thieves." ”
The white thief in charge of the release pulled out a butterfly knife and tried to scare the brave Asian away, whispering, "Fuck off, Asian, it's none of your business, unless you want to get hurt." ”
Zhang Cheng pointed to the Cadillac that was still being pried open: "That's my car." ”
As soon as they heard this, the two white thieves knew that they couldn't be good, so they simply gave up prying the door, one holding a butterfly knife and the other holding a pry cone for the car door, and the white thief who stood together and pried the car door said, "Hand over the car keys, Asian." Don't bother us. ”
Zhang Cheng moved his body slightly, put on a Huang Feihong starting posture to meet the enemy, and beckoned to the two thieves and said jokingly: "You don't think that two against one will have a chance of winning." ”
The two thieves glanced at each other, and at the same time saw the words in each other's hearts: "Up." ”
The two thieves rushed up in two steps, Zhang Cheng shook his body and took the middle palace with his palms left and right, and instantly slapped one person and one palm on the stomach of the two thieves.
Then the two thieves lay on the ground and began to vomit, while Zhang Cheng stood in the distance and called 911 and called the police to say that he had caught the two thieves.
Three minutes later, the police car arrived and investigated and collected evidence at the scene, including video footage from the parking lot. What made Zhang Cheng a little depressed was that after waiting for the ambulance to arrive for a while, it was clear that the two thieves who were not good were carried into the ambulance and sent away, and Zhang Cheng, the informant, could only take the police car to the police station to record a statement.
Of course, as one of the privileges of the rich, Zhang Cheng's lawyer also went to the Reno Police Station to learn about the case as soon as he recorded his statement.
Accompanied by the lawyer, after Zhang Cheng finished recording his confession, the lawyer said to Zhang Cheng at the door of the police station: "I have seen the facts of the case and the video of the parking lot, and the two of them will be found guilty if nothing else, the one with the knife is only 16 years old and will go to the juvenile correctional center for a few months, and the 17-year-old with the cone will also stay in the juvenile correctional center for at least half a month." However, because it involves juvenile crimes, the trial will not be held in public. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Damn, this is me, change someone to eight achievements and let them succeed." What's the use of sentencing for only a few days? ”
The lawyer's phone rang, and the lawyer answered the phone and came back and said, "A friend from the hospital called me, and the two thieves tested positive for urine. They are addicts who are sent to a drug rehabilitation center after the court pronounces a sentence, and only then enter a juvenile correctional facility to serve their sentences. Don't worry, the drug rehabilitation center is not a place for good men and women, so it is equivalent to lengthening their sentences, are you satisfied? ”
Zhang Cheng: "Not satisfied, unless you take me to play." ”
The lawyer looked around and saw that no police were paying attention to them: "Well, I'll admit that I know a very good striptease nightclub, and they open memberships and sell cigarettes and alcohol to customers regardless of age, so I'm satisfied." ”
Zhang Cheng took the lead in getting into the lawyer's car: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go." ”
The lawyer drove left and right, arrived at a seemingly ordinary parking lot, walked a few hundred meters out of the parking lot, and came to an iron door and knocked on the door.
The iron door opened a small rectangular opening at the height of the eyes, revealing only about two eyes, and the person inside looked at the lawyer and asked, "Who introduced you?" ”
The lawyer handed over a card and a hundred-dollar bill: "Benjamin. Franklin introduced me. ”
The man behind the iron door checked the card, put away the dollar bill, opened the door and sent the two people in. The lawyer explained to Zhang Cheng: "The seats here are graded, with the $100 seat being the front row and the $20 seat being the back. What I paid just now was the seat fee, and the annual membership fee of 2,000 US dollars is just the qualification to enter and exit here, and the drinks, cigarettes, and seat fees have to be paid separately. You must first go and open at least one quarter of membership. ”
Zhang Cheng nodded: "Understood." ”
The lawyer continued: "The strippers here are all part-time, and whoever you want is to write your phone number on the dollar bill when they perform, and if she is also interested, she will call you after she gets off the stage." ”
Hearing that this was a yellow den, Zhang Cheng asked vigilantly: "The Reno police won't crack down here, right?" ”
Lawyer: "Don't worry. It's Nevada, and it's not downtown Las Vegas. ”
"Well, you have a point." Zhang Cheng applied for a one-year membership card under the leadership of his lawyer and paid 100 yuan to watch the performance in the front row. I've often heard Jenny talk about this before, but today is the first time I've come to see it in person, and speaking of which, this striptease is much more powerful than the sky show.