Pi Donkey and Da Da, playing chess in Pijia Chicken Shop, drinking tea in his mouth, and still complaining.||Among every two people who watch romance, there is an account that has registered an account on the Co ° Le ° Xiao ° Say ° Net. Novel щwlā

Huge asked the donkey, "Isn't your father dead?" How did I see him coming back? Can people come back from the dead? ”

The leather donkey scolded: "It's all the lame real Li Er, who has brought my father back to life!" I think he's purely well-fed, a good father, he has to write me as a crazy father! Dead is dead, he just didn't let my father enjoy the blessings, and got his old man back for me, do you say angry people are not angry? The emergency room was rescued again. ”

The Chinese are so evil, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. Before the donkey's voice landed, Lao Li Tou came in, and when he saw that he was drinking tea, he asked, "Do you want to call me Dad?" ”

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As soon as he was about to have a seizure, he heard the donkey say, "What's the name of the old man with him?" Forget it, forget it, he's my father, then Li Er wrote my father back for me, I don't want it, I don't want it, I have to wow. Daddy. The donkey turned his head and continued to complain, "Can you make less trouble for me?" Since Li Er wrote you back to me, you should be obedient, okay, give you a chicken, take it home and eat it. It's okay, don't come back and bother me! ”

Sent away the old Li Tou. Huge scolded: "Li Erwang Eight Lambs, wrote me as a short man with a short stature, donkey donkey, look at where I am short, I am in my early 1.5 meters, is it still a child?" ”

The donkey looked at the big one carefully, and muttered, "In terms of the description of you, it is basically correct. Those people outside, who eat chicken and vegetarian food, are indeed much, much taller than you! Look at those children outside, isn't that more than 1.8 meters? It stands to reason that you are indeed not short, you are much taller than those true kings lying on their stomachs! ”

Huge still unconvinced: "Even if I'm short." Then he can't write me as a king! ”

"That's right! No matter how big you are, you won't live by being a king. What a black-hearted Li Er, I mean the real Li Er with two crutches, it's really hateful! It's just a waste of you. Who told you to be a relative of him who was not on the stage? He wrote my dignified leather donkey as an out-and-out villain, saying that I like to take advantage of others. Don't I often go to the seafood restaurant to eat and drink? Is this also a problem? ”

Huge asked: "Blind donkey, you say, how can we clean up the two kings and eight lambs of Li?" Smash his leg off? ”

The leather donkey sneered: "He Li Er's leg, do you still need to smash it?" He is the fourth grade of femoral head necrosis in his left leg, I heard that it is the highest level, and his right leg is the third level of femoral head necrosis. Don't fight, he can't stand up to it himself. Be careful to tell him to lie on it. I've heard that his wife specifically points to Lairen to live. You know, he has two people, except for the three hundred yuan a month given by the village, there is no other little income. You think, monthly electricity bills, TV bills, internet bills. Favor money, the birthday celebration of the seven aunts and eight aunts. The second aunt and six aunts, the children of the villagers in the village get married and have children, and the gift money for confinement, does his family still have money? Li Er, the lame king and the eighth lamb, is looking forward to you beating him at home every day. That is exactly what he wants, relying on people and money. He is obviously a penniless poor bastard, but he has written himself as a multimillionaire. Do you say that people are angry? He couldn't even afford a bus ticket to go out on a trip. Even if he is given a free bus ticket, his legs will not be able to walk. Scrap, scrap, he's a real scrap! ”

Huge said: "You can't fight." Is it just for him to abuse the two of us? I've got to think of a way to cover his stinky mouth. And my sister, obviously a female entrepreneur, he wrote her as his mistress, it's too unusual, no matter how bad my sister is, she can't be a mistress for a kidnapper. No, I can't spare Li Er, this bastard, I want to go to the village committee to sue him, and let him return my sister Xiao Taohong an innocent body! He's a lame fuck and wants to find a beautiful woman as a mistress? Think beautifully! ”

"I'm going to smash his leg in half!" The huge and vigorous walked out, and the old Li Tou who hurriedly wanted to enter the chicken shop was full of arms, and the old man still said the same sentence and asked, "Do you want to call me Dad?" ”

Da Da turned his head to the leather donkey stall and shouted: "Leather donkey, look at your father, what has Li Er become like?" Asking people to call him dad at every turn, it's not okay to go on like this. ”

The leather donkey looked at his father, looked at the huge, looked helpless, and said: "I'm convinced, I don't dare to worry about Li Er anymore, I'm going to beg him to write my father back, it's a big deal that I invite him to a table of seafood in the seafood restaurant." Isn't it okay to count me unlucky? ”

On the issue of sanctioning Li Er, Pi Donkey began to retreat.

In the seafood restaurant, the leather donkey and the huge saw Xiao Taohong, and was humming a little song, urging Xiaohong to serve the dishes up. She listened to the donkey's indignation, but it was very light, and said: "I don't care what Li Er writes about me, whether it's a bad woman or a good woman, I don't care at all." Because I kissed my brother, I was a childhood sweetheart since I was a child, of course I would like to be the main son, and the junior is okay, Zhang Fengxian calls me the third fox, it doesn't matter. As long as I am allowed to be nice to him. ”

"You've been a childhood sweetheart with him since childhood?" Huge roared: "You and he are childhood sweethearts!" There is a way, there is a father who follows the father, and there is no father who follows the brother, can't I, the eldest brother, be your master? ”

Little Peach shouted loudly, "You can't call the shots for me!" I think back then, it was the old lady who was eccentric and used me to change your relatives, but you were happy, and you changed to a beautiful daughter-in-law, what about me? married a lame man against his will! You are a night and night song, do you know how I have come over all these years? Wash your face with tears every night! If I hadn't thought about staying with my dear brother, with him as a thread, I would have gone to find death and hanged myself! And the heart to accompany you to grind your teeth here? If you want to live a good life as a family in the future, shut up honestly! If something goes wrong, Liu Xueyin has to divorce you! Think about the consequences, isn't it very strict? ”

Huge said: "There are also people who hide donkeys, Li Er's eight lambs, and they are also smearing him." ”

"You can't manage your own affairs well, and you still have the heart to meddle in other people's affairs? It's good to take care of your own family's affairs, I can remind you that just now I saw my sister-in-law Liu Xueyin's first love, sneaking into your clinic, so don't go back and have a look. Do you really want to be the king? ”

The donkey said: "Huge, when you are a king, you will be a king, besides, you have not been a king for a day or two, what's the big deal." I promise not to go out and give you publicity. ”

"No! I'd better go home and have a look. Huge said, picking off the donkey. I went home on my own. He wants to go home to see if the relative is not a relative, whether the brother-in-law is not the sworn enemy of the brother-in-law, whether he is really here. This guy is a two-hundred-two plaster, if you don't stick it, you have to stick it, you can't drag it down, you can't screw it out, and you're stalking Liu Xueyin with a dead face, what if you say it's huge?

The leather donkey looked at the back of the huge hurried departure and shook his head. I've been sad for a while.

Little Peach asked the donkey, "How is your wife?" Didn't my brother promise you to persuade your wife back? What's wrong? Still haven't moved? Isn't it your iron, not pulling a hair? It doesn't matter if you have money or not, at least you have to invite him to dinner to express your heart. ”

The leather donkey looked at Xiao Taohong's beautiful eyes and asked, "You call Second Master Li and say that I have a treat and let him come to the banquet?" ”

Xiao Taohong shook her head and said, "It's more appropriate for you to make this call yourself." I'll call you. It doesn't make sense with emotion and reason. What do I have to do with you? It's not good for my brother to misunderstand me. ”

"Humph! Misunderstand? He himself is out to attract bees and butterflies, dogs do things that people don't do, he did them all, and he still has the face to say you? The donkey snorted angrily, took out his mobile phone, and dialed Li Er: "Li Er." I'm having a treat at the seafood restaurant, so let's have a drink. ”

"The sun is coming out in the west? Your donkey is an iron rooster, what is the important thing to ask me for my guest today? What Li Er said on the phone, Xiao Taohong was beside the donkey. Hear it clearly.

"Are you still called Blind Nizi?" Li Er asked on the phone.

When Xiao Taohong heard that she was blind again, she was so angry in her heart, and hurriedly shouted: "What did you tell her to do?" The boss of people's donkey skin has a treat, and he asks you for help if he has something. She's not connected to you, so call her to be a quack bird! ”

"Alright! Then it's not called Blind Nizi, I want to call Blind Nizi's purpose, is to drag Wufeng over, Blind Nizi can't see, and needs someone to help her, don't you? I'm a big man, in front of the public, it's inconvenient to help her, give Wufeng a chance to get off the donkey. It is also a chance to give your blind donkey a chance to release water. You kid has been holding back for so long and doesn't want to release the water? ”

The donkey hurriedly said, "Then please blind Nizi!" It seems that you, Second Master Li, have good intentions. Always think about me everywhere, unlike the huge bastard, who can't eat or move! ”

Dada understood Li Er's good intentions, but he still scolded Li Er: "In the future, don't get those sheep to climb willow trees, dogs to pee on locust trees, and donkeys to put water or not, what do you care?" Suffocating the leather donkey to death, doesn't it just follow your wishes? As long as Lao Tzu can't be broken! ”

The donkey said, "I finally saw the true face of the huge king today!" He is afraid that I will live a good life, and he just hates that I will not die. Ok, good, good! Wow, huge Wang Ba, your wife's first love is here, I see it, and I won't sue you! Ask your wife to give you a green hat, the higher you wear it, the better! Especially Second Master Li, he went to the abduction clinic, I obviously saw him kissing Liu Xueyin's mouth and face, even if the two of them got into the bed, I didn't expose it the same, not only did I not expose it, but I also had to show them two people. ”

"I told you to look at the wind for both of them!" The huge and angry wanted to go to the donkey, so Xiaohong shouted.

Xiaohong said: "Master, the donkey is a guest, you can't beat him." Although he chews the donkey's tongue in his mouth, if he eats one more meal, the business of our seafood restaurant will be better. Like you, who pays our salary? Ao, at the end of the month, if you don't get your salary back, can your wife Liu Xueyin spare you? It's strange if I don't peel you off. ”

"It's not necessarily who peels whom!" Huge slapped his swollen face in front of Xiaohong, and filled the fat man.

Xiaohong said: "Yes, yes!" It's okay to blow in front of outsiders' faces, but what can you do in front of me? Your little set, others don't know, my Xiaohong is clear! Hurry up, go to the kitchen work. The leather donkey finally invited a guest, and he had to serve it well. ”

The leather donkey waited in the small private room for a short time, and then heard a burst of laughter outside the seafood building, Li Er was in front, Wufeng took the hand of the blind Nizi, and the three of them entered the seafood building back and forth. Xiaohong hurriedly put a smile on her face and let them into the small room.

Wufeng and the donkey glanced at each other, and both of them lowered their heads silently. After a moment of silence, the two raised their heads and looked at each other a few more times, although they did not speak, their eyes were a little bitter.

Li Er said deliberately: "When the two meet, a thousand words are indescribable, and now is not the time." Blind Nizi is the first time to come back to the seafood restaurant to eat, first ask her, what do you want to eat? Although it is said that it is, the donkey skin boss has money. His father's bowl alone is worth more than 10 million. What's more, he also runs a chicken shop? Although edification works. Don't worry! It's a big deal to put the donkey here, let's wipe our mouths and leave, go home and sleep, and his life and death depend on his old man to solve it himself. ”

Blind Nizi shouted happily: "I want to eat prawns, scallops, and sea cucumbers fried with green onions!" ”

Wu Feng heard that Blind Nizi was quite expert in ordering food, so he smiled faintly and nodded, which was regarded as appreciation.

The donkey has something on his mind, and when he drinks, he can't let go. It was a huge joy, and he drank three glasses of liquor in a row. Li Er's face was red and his neck was thick. Two people don't let each other go, you drink and I drink. Guess the boxing order, it's so lively!

Wufeng is here, he is the leader of the village, and Xiao Taohong naturally wants to add a dish. This time, Xiao Peach is very generous, and everyone here has a big sea crab. It's not okay to excite the donkey. I thanked him several times.

Li Erguang patronized and drank with the big one, the leather donkey glanced at him with his eyes, he didn't pay much attention at the time, and when it was almost over, he suddenly realized, hurriedly left the big one, and drank with Wufeng one after another. At the last moment when the song ended, Wufeng also told Li Erguan's tongue not to bend, and she said vaguely: "Send me home quickly, Huang Dakuo is waiting for me at home." ”

Li Er nodded, came over, and the leather donkey was one on the side, and walked to the chicken shop with Wufeng, on the way, no matter how Wufeng struggled, they just didn't let go, so they put Wufeng in the chicken shop and put it on the bed, and the huge didn't care whether the leather donkey took the urine jar or not, so he locked the chicken shop from the outside. Before leaving, he shouted to the chicken shop: "Pee into the big aluminum basin containing the chicken, don't sprinkle it on the ground, and you can pee on the bed." ”

Listening to the huge footsteps in the distance, Wufeng sighed: "Leather donkey, leather donkey, you are really an unblessed lord." Why am I insisting on going home tonight? Huang Dakuo said that tonight, go and put money on my card, three million! Now it's okay, you leave me behind, and the two of us can sleep peacefully, but the three million are gone, the reason why I have been pestering Huang Dakuo for half a year is that the purpose is that the three million, seeing that the revolution is about to succeed, you kicked the sweet potato stall this time and smashed it. Poor enemy! There is not enough success, and there is more than enough failure. ”

"Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I said, you and Da Da didn't listen, they held me up, and forced me to get a chicken shop." Wufeng pounded his chest and sighed.

The leather donkey is called Wufeng, and he understands it in his heart, but it is already three autumns late! When he managed to open the door of the chicken shop, he staggered to Wufeng's house with Wufeng, and when he opened the door, where was Huang Dakuo's shadow?

Three million yellow, what should the leather donkey do? It was Li Er's idea to pull Wufeng to sleep at home after drinking, and these accounts, the donkey counted them all on Li Er's head, you said that Li Er's kindness became a donkey's liver and lungs, is it fair? (To be continued.) )