85. [085] Can I become a eunuch by looking at me?
Don't need it?
Lian Che leaned forward, the warm breath sprayed evenly on her face, and her thin lips opened slightly, "Then what if I want to be responsible?" β
"Huh?"
Lin Bao's mind went blank, and he stared at him with wide eyes.
- She didn't hear you right, did she? He actually said he wanted to be responsible? Nima, she obviously said it so clearly, but how could he still -
Facing his smiling eyes, Lin Bao's heart beat wildly, and a ridiculous thought flooded into his mind - did he like her?
Looking at her slightly stunned appearance, Lian Che played with her hair, hooked the corners of her lips, and said, "It's better for you to marry me." I've slept anyway, so what else? - Although you say it was an accident, I think it is providence. β
In other words, destiny cannot be violated.
Lin Bao stretched out his hand to cover his little liver, laughed a few times, the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little stiff, and said, "I have a bad heart, don't scare me!" β
Lian Che raised his eyebrows, "What if I tell the truth?" β
As soon as the words fell, the room fell silent, and an atmosphere called awkwardness spread through the room, nearly drowning the two of them.
However, at this moment, Wen Su led a little palace maid to push the door in, breaking the embarrassment in the room.
Wen Su stepped forward and put the breakfast in the hands of the little palace maid on the desk one by one, a pair of slender jade hands are very flexible, no matter who looks at such hands, they will praise it.
Lin Bao, who was originally super appetizing, now looked at the high-color polenta but lost much appetite, pursed his lips, hung his head and didn't speak.
Even Che didn't feel disappointed, and when Wen Su set it up early, he let her and the little palace maid retreat.
Seeing Lin Bao hanging his head, he smiled helplessly, took the chopsticks and handed them to her, and said, "What I just said is just a joke, you seem to be taking it seriously." β
Jokes?
Lin Bao looked up at him and twitched the corners of her mouth fiercely, peat-she was embarrassed to death here, but he said it was all a joke, so how embarrassed she should be!
In order to hide her extremely embarrassed little face, she took the chopsticks and drank the porridge with a bowl.
Seeing that she finally stopped straining her face, even Che was a little more comfortable, but there was inevitably a faint loss in her heart.
That's it, anyway, they will come for a long time, so why worry about not being able to capture her heart.
Lian Che pursed his lips, put down his chopsticks, followed her example, picked up the bowl and drank it in a big gulp.
I have to say that although this way of eating is not very elegant, it is very enjoyable and makes people's mood feel comfortable.
After drinking about half a bowl, he put down the bowl, wiped his mouth with a silk handkerchief, picked up chopsticks and sandwiched the buns made in the imperial dining room for her, and said, "Eat whatever you want." β
Lin Bao didn't speak, just prepared to use chopsticks to clip the bun, but he handed the bun directly to her mouth, and he didn't feel inappropriate at all.
She glanced at the bun, but still took it with her hand and ate it silently.
Seeing this, Lian Che couldn't help but sigh again, put down his chopsticks and rubbed the corners of his forehead helplessly, and said, "I discussed something with you, how about it?" β
Lin Bao finally raised his eyes, chewed the bun in his mouth, looked at him, and asked curiously, "What's the matter?" β
"I want you to be my face." He said very seriously.
"Poofβ"
Unexpectedly, Lin Bao squirted out a mouthful of bun filling, and the meat filling with green onions had an intimate contact with Lian Che's handsome face.
- Peat, her emperor must not have taken medicine today, although she is a little eunuch, but this essence is still a woman! Say it's the first ...... It's really not good, right?
Lian Che wiped off the meat filling on her face with a silk handkerchief with a black face, and saw that her little face was red because of coughing, but she finally didn't say anything to reproach her, and said patiently: "I just let you play with me in front of outsiders and help me block the daughters of those ministers, and I don't really let you be the first face." β
Even if you want to do it, it has to be justified!
Acting?
Lin Bao pursed his lips and took a sip of porridge, a trace of entanglement flashed in his eyes, as if he couldn't make up his mind.
However, Lian Che said again: "I will give you 10,000 taels of gold as a reward, and when I take the day of the concubine, you will be free." β
10,000 taels of gold!
Lin Bao's eyes lit up, "What you said is true?" β
In order to show sincerity, Lian Che straightened up, raised three fingers, and said solemnly: "I swear that on the day I accept the concubine or the queen, I will not let you be my face." β
- Hmph, I'll make you queen when the time comes!
ββ¦β¦ All right. But there is no basis for words, you have to establish words! Lin Bao held up his small chest, his eyes were bright, and his mind was full of gold ingots.
Lian Che hooked his lips, took a piece of rice paper and carefully set up the note, and then pressed his handprint with her, and solemnly stamped the dragon seal at the end.
Lin Bao looked at the contract with joy, and when the ink was dry, he carefully put it away, as if he was holding a hundred thousand taels of silver tickets in his hand.
Seeing that she loved money so much, Lian Che didn't say anything, just smiled and continued to eat the unfinished breakfast with her.
*
Outside the hall, the palace people lying by the window stretched out their hands and poked a small hole in the window paper, squinting their eyes to see, from time to time there were palace people whispering.
Looking at the pile of "meat walls", Wen Su was still doing what he was doing indifferently, but he overheard their conversation.
- "Eh, little pigeon, you usually have the best relationship with Xiao Baozi, do you know when Emperor Lu Dao fell in love with Xiao Baozi?" A palace maid said curiously.
The little pigeon scratched his head and said, "It's only been a month since I entered the palace with Xiao Baozi, and I haven't seen the emperor have any ambiguous behavior with her during this period." β
After that, he racked his brains and thought about it again, and usually only saw that the emperor would let the little bun follow him inch by inch, and there was nothing strange about it.
However, there is a little bit of little pigeon is still quite curious, every time the emperor only let the little bun serve him to the toilet, but the little bun is unwilling to be killed, but I don't know what the emperor said to the little bun that time, the little bun agreed.
It's just that these aren't strange places, are they?
The little pigeon thought rather innocently.
But Su Zhen, the palace maid who had just heard him ask, said: "Little pigeon, what do you say the emperor likes about small buns?" β
The little pigeon did not answer, after all, the emperor's mind was actually something they could guess.
However, Su Zhen's next sentence choked the little pigeon half to death, only to hear her sigh: "Alasβif I could, I would also be willing to be a eunuch!" β
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As soon as the words fell, the palace people who were still lying on the window turned their heads and looked at her directly, speechless.
Su Zhen pursed her lips and said, "What do you see, can I become a eunuch by looking at me?" β
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The palace people silently turned their heads - well, it turns out that it is extremely difficult to survive with Suzhen's IQ until now, she is simply a wonderful flower in the palace!
Just when the palace people were lamenting in their hearts, the door of the imperial study was suddenly pushed open from the inside.
The one who walked out head-on was naturally their top boss - Lian Che!
The palace people were startled, and hurriedly stood on both sides of the road, saluting in a proper manner, but when they raised their eyes, all of them were not calm.
- Your Majesty, how can you put your hand on the waist of the little bun!
Lian Che lightly raised his hand to let them get up, and the hand holding Lin Bao tightened even tighter, and was about to go out with her to breathe, but at this moment, someone stepped in first: "Imperial Watch-"
Somehow, the last "brother" was suffocated.
The people of the palace followed the prestige, but they saw Xiahou Jinnian, who was sullen and red, standing at the threshold, looking at Lian Che in disbelief.
Lin Bao raised his eyes and glanced at Xiahou Jinnian's face that looked like he had eaten fly poop, and only felt a little like laughing, looking at his sullen red, but somehow he remembered the red pants that Lian Che threw to her today.
It's strange to say, isn't it possible that even Che's relatives like to be stuffy so much?
Just as she was thinking about it, she was dragged by Lian Che.
Compared with Xiahou Jinnian's aggrieved appearance, Lian Che seemed much calmer, as if he had nothing to do, and said lightly: "Jinnian, why are you free to come over today?" β
Xiahou Jinnian twitched the corners of his mouth, turned his head stiffly to look at Lin Bao, his tongue began to rob, and he stumbled: "She...... She ......"
Unexpectedly, Lian Che didn't give him a chance to ask, took Lin Bao's hand, and said to him: "It just so happens that Jin Nian is free today, why don't you go to the wine cellar to play together?" β
ββ¦β¦ The emperor's cousin is in charge. Xiahou Jinnian lowered his eyes and stepped aside.
"In that case, let's go."
After that, he took Lin Bao's hand and strode out of the threshold, deliberately slowing down his pace, for fear that she would not be able to keep up.
Xiahou Jinnian walked behind the two of them, always lowering his eyes, unable to see clearly.
*
Lin Bao never thought that there would be such a large underground wine cellar in the palace of Lianguo, and this wine cellar was located under the Chaoyang Palace, which was even twice as large as the Chaoyang Palace.
She walked down from the secret passage, looked at the wall lamps around her and wondered a little, turned her head and asked, "If you stay here for a long time, will you be suffocated to death?" β
Lian Che smiled, rubbed her hands, and said, "What are you afraid of, there are air holes dug on all sides here, and it is no problem to live here for two or three years." β
Two or three years?
Lin Bao pouted - if she was really allowed to live here for two or three years, it would be better to give her a knife directly.
But in retrospect, it's more practical for now.
She raised her eyes and looked around, but found that there were not only pools, but even arched bridges, and even the wings and pavilions were properly designed, which was simply an underground leisure village.
It is undeniable that it is the height of summer, and the ground can be described as panicking, but the underground is much cooler.
The three of them slowly crossed the arched bridge and were about to walk towards the pavilion, but they saw an extremely familiar figure there.