7: Fantasy Sword Wood Seat Ginseng! (Above)
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On the surface, he is just an ordinary fat house student in Class C of the second year, but in fact he is a reincarnated person with memories of two lives. The memory of his predecessor is that Ashikaga Yoshiteru, who was once praised by everyone as a sword general.
However, even if he inherited his memory, ancient people are ancient people after all, and modern people are the world of modern people, such a basic concept is still very clear to General Kikiza Yoshiki. So he didn't want to return to the status of the general of Zhengyi, but was very satisfied with enjoying a modern peaceful life, and lived an ordinary life as a high school student at Zongwu High School.
"It's just that because of the ancient habit of making a little incomprehensible action from time to time - that's the setting, right?"
I propped my chin and looked a little bored at the dead fat man in front of me who was breaking out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
Actually, to be honest, this guy and I are really similar in a sense.
I had many inexplicable experiences and lessons in my coma, and then from that day on, I determined my path to become like this. But this guy is purely set for the sake of setting, and he doesn't really inherit anything at all.
That is to say, as the side of the second disease, this guy is also a perfect defeat in the face of me, and there is no possibility of victory. Because I'm a secondary disease who can create memories by myself, this guy is just a simple setting. It's undoubtedly fragile to set this kind of thing in the face of real memories, so the ultimate fantasy winner is still me.
Although this kind of thing is a win, it is not worth celebrating at all.
"Well, that, please don't say it's a setting, thank you."
"Well, that's the setting, right?"
ββ¦β¦ As you like. β
The white-haired fat man knelt on the ground and bowed his head respectfully in submission.
Ah, no matter what, when the second disease is committed, it can only be debunked in front of someone, and it can only be used in this way to hide the embarrassment, right? Pretending not to know anything, he poked stiffly, as if he would disappear as long as he ignored this matter.
"Don't you feel ashamed of this kind of thing? To be honest, if it weren't for my classmates at the same school, I would have called the police. And there are fire hammers and fire axes in this school corridor. Although it is said to be a firefighting equipment, but if you really fight, I believe you will not end well, right? Take care of your personal safety, this world is very dangerous. β
"Yes, thank you for your teaching."
"And it's dangerous to stand at the window. Don't you know that this is actually an abandoned classroom? The windowsill is not maintained or anything, and it will fall down with a little force. For the sake of others, pay attention to your body shape, too. β
"Yes, I'm so sorry to be fat......"
"I'm not saying anything to accuse you, I'm just saying how dangerous these things are."
Looking at the timber seat in front of me, who was already kneeling on the ground and meditating, I could only sigh. This guy has absolutely not done any introspection, I know the truth, because this kind of admitting everything means not admitting anything, refusing to face the facts.
It's so pitiful, Kikiza-san. What you just faced was just my accusation, and you became like this as if you were defenseless and pretended that you were very confident, but the next snow brought the most damage to the man. Anyway, that guy is absolutely correct in theory, and he will never stop if he doesn't erase you from the roots.
Therefore, for this kind of thing, it is better to hand over the baton to the expert Xue Xia Xuenai.
"Timber Zo-san...... Right? β
When I picked up the coffee that Yuhihama had bought, Yukishimota frowned and looked at the timber seat who pretended not to know anything with his head down, and said with some caution.
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand the point of your behavior. Is it like what Bikiya-san said? But does this kind of behavior have any real use in real life other than to cause trouble to other people? Rather, this so-called setting and performance is of no use except to cause trouble for yourself and others. β
"Uh-huhββ!"
The face of the timber seat, which was originally full of care, suddenly showed a sparrow-like panic expression that had been hit by a slingshot.
"And after all, the sword hero general Ashikaga Yoshiteru has been dead for a long time. Ancient languages and modern languages are different from the most fundamental pronunciation, and even many glyphs are completely different. Even if it's a setting, this kind of rough setting is not allowed, right? For you paranoiasβI'm sorry, I don't know how to define it precisely, but that's all I can say. For those of you who are delusional, the mistake of setting must be a fatal flaw, right? Maybe you should think about it again. β
Sitting behind the table, under the snow with a calm face crossed his hands against his chin. The double superposition of the delicate face like a goddess and the harsh accusations comparable to the cold winter wind made the hapless timber seat show a troublesome expression like 'I want to commit suicide'. However, even if the enemy has surrendered, there is still no waver under the snow, and the facts are indifferently narrated.
But that's just one-fifth of what you can do under the snow. The next thing to talk about should be the second vulnerability, right? And then the next thing is to criticize and correct this behavior, after all, it is the right thing to do.
I pulled open the coffee loop and took a sip, but only took the first sip and put it down with a frown.
Bitter coffee ...... I really don't like to drink it except when I stay up late.
"Moreover, Ashikaga Yoshiteru is a man who strictly obeys the law of etiquette. Don't you think that if it was Ashikaga Yoshiteru, it would be impossible to enter the room where the master was just leaving temporarily? Yubihama's schoolbag is placed on the table, and I believe you can see it. So you are now guilty of trespassing. It's another mistake, the reincarnation of General Kenhao, Yoshiki Kiza...... Schoolmate. β
"Hmm- that- I have a big-very important one-"
"What is very important? Task? If it's a setting, please don't want to. We're just a ministry department, not a game club with someone to play with. It's a role-playing game that no one of my members or I can play. β
"ββ!Uhh
Sweating like a pulp, that's probably how it can be described.
To be honest, it's the first time I've seen a man hurt like this under the snow. Now the painful look shown by this timber seat can definitely be called the top five in the heartbreaking show under the snow.
It's disgusting.
That's not to say that fat people are necessarily annoying or anything. But in front of him, a fat man knelt as if he was about to scream hoarsely, waving his palms and twisting and pinching. And the whole body is wet with sweat, and rubbing the muddy water on the floor hesitantly, is really uncomfortable, right? That's the case with timber seats now.
I thought about it for a moment and put the coffee can on the table, which hadn't moved much.
'Small business~ I saw it? β
Yubihama, who had been watching the wood seat being taught a lesson, didn't know what to do, and suddenly sensed something, and when I just put down the coffee can, he smiled and waved his hand to my side, pulled the stool over and said softly in my ear.
It's so close! Yubihama-san! I can breathe into my ears! Is this kind of perk okay for a female high school student like you, who has no experience with men and women at all? I can feel the damp breath in my ears! This kind of intimacy will give me the illusion that you might like me! Don't give people illusions, Miss Yubihama!
'Isn't coffee good?' I see that you have been drinking coffee all the time, don't you like it if you change the taste? β
No, it's not about the kind. I just don't like things that are too bitter. β
I pulled away a little and shrugged my shoulders at Yubihama, who looked innocent.
'That's right......
Yubihama fell into deep thought, and then tapped his hand as if he had made a choice.
'yes~ No wonder small businesses always like to drink MAX coffee. If I'm not mistaken, that brand is super ~ sweet, right? In the future, when I am in the Ministry of Service, I will be in charge of the drinks of the small business. Hmph, I know a secret of a small business again! β
ββ¦β¦ Ha, then thank you very much. β
I nodded at Yubihama, who was inexplicably happy.
What a kind girl. If you confess to someone like her, you'll only get a reply full of anticipation, 'I'll consider it later.'" I used to confess to a good girl like this when I was in middle school, and then after getting such a reply, the kindness never came to me, and I didn't say anything until I graduated.
Sure enough, whoever likes such things as themselves is just an illusion. You must remember that when you see a girl who is gentle with you, you must not feel that she likes you. That's just tenderness for everyone, not for one person.
But no matter what, it hurts, and the memories of the past continue to hurt my heart as a high school student.
ββ¦β¦ Over there, Biqi Gujun, who had the expression of a loser in life, turned his gaze slightly. β
"Yes, yes, does the eldest lady under the snow have any orders?"
Under the snow with razor-like eyes, staring at the back of my neck viciously, even without looking back, I could feel the killing intent of the snow under the snow full of ice and snow breath permeating behind me. The unlucky fat timber seat is even more trembling like chaff because of this.
I've been getting angry so inexplicably lately, where did I provoke her?