Chapter 347
Standing at the door of his house's sea fish, he waited for a long time, from noon until the lights were lit at night, and the kind policeman did not appear, and he understood in his heart, what kind of dick policeman, fake! They're a gang of liars.
Lao Yu knew how Da Da was cheated of money, and said with a smile: "Da Pang, you are really good." Helping others, and sticking 100,000 yuan, is it to see how beautiful the woman looks? Do you know that woman is a martial arts master, she rolls on the ground a few times, and you think her leg is broken, you are a first-class big fool, huge. In your life, you are planted in the hands of women. Liking women is your fatal wound, I really don't understand, a woman, what is the charm that makes you attracted to her beauty in such a short time, how beautiful that woman is? I'll hear it. After a few busy days, Lao Tzu will also follow you, go to Mandarin Duck Bay to see what the eight-hundred-year-old turtle looks like, it is best to meet those few liars, I am old in a burst of fiery eyes to look at the past, I have to see the white bone spirit clearly. ”
Huge said: "I think they have premeditated, otherwise, I will go to Mandarin Duck Bay to see the old turtle, how do they know so clearly?" There's a lot to be said here. Someone must have told them that they were waiting for me at the bottom of the steep slope. ”
"You went to Mandarin Duck Bay to see the old turtle, who knew about it?"
"I know my whereabouts, I said it in the vegetable market, and there were as many as fifty or sixty people present at the time, and I don't know which Wang Ba Lamb sent a letter to Lao Tzu. If Lao Tzu catches him, he will not pick his Wang Ba skin, smoke his Wang Ba tendons, and then chop him into eight large pieces, put him in a pot, boil on high heat, stew on low heat, and boil into soup. Scoop out the streets with molten iron to feed the dogs! to solve the hatred in my heart. Huge said in a hurry, rubbing his legs and stomping his feet, beating his chest, it was really painful.
Lao Yu pointed to a beautiful woman walking on Baoshan Road and asked, "Look at which beautiful woman is who?" Wearing a sunhat and sunglasses on the bridge of my nose, why do I look so familiar? The man who followed behind was also very familiar. ”
Huge looked at it carefully for a while, and then exclaimed, "Isn't that my sister?" The man who followed her, don't look. It must be Li Er's eight lambs, he and my sister are like the master and the dog, one walks in front and the other follows, always inseparable. ”
"If your sister and my virtuous nephew don't go out to travel, you won't be able to lose a single dollar of your 100,000 yuan. Don't you depend on your sister? Don't hurry up to the door of the sheep tower and lie down! ”
Huge still trusts Lao Yu, but last time Lao Yu was in the sea fish treat. There were hygiene problems one after another, either drinking dick hair in Wang Ba soup, or eating dead mice in Wang Ba soup, and the old man was harmed in front of the leader. Prestige is discredited. In front of relatives, I can't hold my head up.
In fact, the huge sea fish closed the door for rectification, not the meaning of Lao Yu. It was one of the old people who entertained that day, and there was a deputy director of the health bureau who drank dead rats. In a fit of anger, he ordered Haiyu to close the door and rectify. Do you think, whether it's on TV or in the newspapers, aren't those beaters all temporary workers? The work performance is the good of the first-in-command leader, and the problems are all deputies. Now this is the law.
With the passage of time, Lao Yu's anger towards the huge has also disappeared, and the unhappiness in his heart has disappeared without a trace with the huge being deceived. Deep down, he felt pitiful. This time, when he saw Xiao Taohong and Li Er coming back, he ordered Da Da to go to the door of the Yanglou and lie down first, so that his sister could have a success.
Little Peach was just about to go home when she saw his brother still lying in front of her house from a distance, and she frowned at that time. wanted to enter the house, but was afraid that her brother would entangle, so she stopped and wanted to ask Li Er how to deal with it.
Li Er also saw the huge lying at the door of the Yanglou, he smiled faintly, and shouted Xiao Taohong nearby: "Come back, let's go to the street to buy food first, anyway, the Yanglou will not be opened, tell your brother to lie there and rest." ”
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. After Li Er and Xiao Taohong left, Lao Yu, who was hiding next to him, came out and said: "Huge, you miscalculated, your sister came back from a trip this time, and she didn't plan to open another Yanglou business." Do you think, the sheep building is not open, what are you still doing here? It's better to go to the steep slope on the other side of Mandarin Duck Bay, wait for ten days and half a month, and find a way to catch those scammers, twist them to the police station, and recover your 100,000 yuan is serious. ”
"I'm weak alone, even if I run into those crooks, I can't catch them."
"Go to the labor market to hire people, huge, you calculate, hire a person from the labor market, if you don't work, even eat processing money, it will be 120 yuan, four people, 14 get 4, 24 get 8, 480 yuan, if you chase back the 100,000 yuan, huge, you will send it." Lao Yu is huge, knows reason, moves with affection, and under the guidance of Lao Yu's step-by-step persuasion, the huge brain begins to come alive. He pleaded: "Secretary Yu, I'm lying here, excuse me, call four people from the labor market, I don't have my phone on me, it's inconvenient." ”
Lao Yu called the person in charge of the labor market very happily, and after a short effort, four strong out-of-town students came, and they were gearing up one by one, and under the leadership of the giant, they rushed towards the direction of Yuanyang Bay.
Lao Yu looked at the back of the five of them, with a smile on his face, and went home to rest. But what he never expected was that when the sun set, the four people came back, went all the way to Lao Yu's house, and asked Lao Yu for his salary!
Lao Yu said: "I am a person who is kind enough to find for Da Da, your salary, you should ask Da Da to wow." ”
"Da Da said, we were called by your secretary Yu, and you should pay the salary. In addition to wages, there is also lunch money, which is huge, and you are also out. ”
"There are no people in the village today, how can I pay you?"
A young man went to the sofa of Lao Yu's house and said, "Secretary Yu, you don't need people in your village, what kind of phone call did you make?" From the beginning to the end, the family is huge and there is no important person, and we can't talk to him. ”
Lao Yu pondered carefully, and then he knew that he had fallen into a huge situation. Immediately remorseful. His wife Dayingzi didn't know when she took the right medicine, so she hurriedly took out 500 yuan, paid the salaries to the four of them, and instructed them to say a few good words, and then sent the four outsiders out of the house.
Lao Yu couldn't swallow this mouthful, so he hurriedly called Huge, and called more than a dozen times in a row, but the phone was turned off. The angry old man is like thunder, scolding that the huge is not a thing, others are kind enough to help him, but he is tricky, clever, cheapens his friends, and kills the familiar!
Dayingzi said: "My Secretary Yu, you have worked with Dada for so many years, which time has he not achieved enough and failed more than enough?" Have you suffered less from him? If others don't say it, just say Li Er, your virtuous nephew. The hard work he has spent on the huge body in the past few years can't be finished with three tractor buckets. The result? Isn't it a big one to scold him every day? Five hundred yuan is not much, so I should have a meal with a few friends outside, a lesson, remember this lesson of being a grandson for others. The money is out, and there is no bullshit that even says thank you. ”
Lao Yu suffered a huge loss, and the next day, he still asked Huge on the phone: "Do you still want people today, I'll call again, how about calling you seventy or eighty people from the labor market?" ”
Da Da knew that Lao Yu was scolding himself, but he still said cheekily: "Lao Yu, thank you, you rushed to pay me yesterday." I don't need this person today, I'll just go by myself, I hit a rabbit on the fifth day of the year, and I will celebrate the New Year with it, and I will celebrate the New Year without it. There are fish and no fish to play a net café, try it. ”
Lao Yu had to scold Da Da for a few words, and Da Da hung up the phone first.
Saying that it was huge, he rode his electric car, increased his horsepower, and rushed to the steep slope of Mandarin Duck Bay. Squatting at the bottom of that steep slope every day, waiting for the rabbit. At last God opened his eyes, and on the fourth day, he finally got his wish, and saw a young woman with two bags of noodles on a tricycle, appearing at the bottom of the steep slope.
Huge was overjoyed, slowly approached the woman, and looked at it, today's female liar is much younger than the last time. Looks like a big girl. is also a clear eyebrow, melon seed face, short hair, and dresses more exquisitely, it looks a bit like a female student who has just graduated from the university hall.
It doesn't matter if you are a student or not, you have to be caught if you deceive people. He asked, "Are you still asking me to help you push the cart today?" ”
The girl looked back at the big man a few times, but did not answer, but just rested on her own, which seemed to mean that she had saved up enough strength to try to push the tricycle up the hill in one go.
Seeing that the female liar in front of him was neither humble nor arrogant, he burst into flames and scolded: "You liars, you deceived Lao Tzu of 100,000 yuan last time, and today you are still pretending to be serious? Lao Tzu has to clean you up today! Come over first, ask Lao Tzu to touch your two little steamed buns, are they cooked? ”
Huge couldn't help but say, and reached up and reached out to touch the girl's chest.
"You want to die." The girl hurriedly turned around, and her huge hand fluttered into the air. He was annoyed and yelled, "Go, go to the police station!" ”
As soon as she heard that she went to the police station, the girl was not afraid, she flicked her clothes lightly, pushed her tricycle, and went straight into the courtyard of the Yuanyang Bay Police Station under the huge escort.
Huge rushed to a female policeman on duty and said excitedly: "Comrade, I caught a female liar!" Brought in. ”
The female policeman on duty didn't pay attention to the huge man, but saluted the female liar: "Report instructor, didn't you buy two bags of noodles to take home?" How did you come back again? (To be continued......)