5. Paparazzi

The black car drove into a small hidden warehouse near the villa of Aglaia, and a young man got out of the car and vomited bitterly: "Can it still work?" After walking through almost all the streets and driving back, is this goddess going to have an addiction to taking the bus? In the small warehouse, a middle-aged man is holding a cigarette in his mouth, inspecting an old-fashioned mecha AF-SL-L21, "Newcomer, this is the 'entertainment reporter', your nose is smarter than a dog." Runs faster than a leopard. The skin must be thicker than an elephant, and the energy must be stronger than that of a monkey to be able to get the headlines, and your slow entertainment has just begun! The young man drooped his head: "Anyway, I just can't be a person." The middle-aged man extinguished his cigarette: "Then it depends on your cultivation, okay!" There's no problem, follow the path for the teacher~~~" Young man: "Master, I haven't slept for three nights, am I about to become a Buddha!" ”

L21 slowly disappeared after starting, and soon the warehouse door opened, and nothing could be seen except for the small sound of the engine. At this time, Sister Mei and Vincent were all gray on their faces, and they were nesting in the grass with leaves on their heads, and it was getting late, "It's almost time to catch the dogs." Vincent: "There's a voice!" Something invisible opened the hedge, Sister Mei: "Sure enough, it's still the old route." See how you go through the 'Dead Fortifications' I designed. Vincent: "What a chic name." L21: "No suspicious information found. The middle-aged man manipulated L21 with one foot and just took a step forward, and with a 'boom', one foot fell into a big pit: "What's the matter, who is making a pit here!" Didn't find out, right? "Nope." "Okay, move on, and show the indomitable spirit of Yuji!" Sister Mei: "This is just the beginning! At this moment, a thin line broke under L21's feet, and then suddenly stood up on the ground, and a door panel slapped at L21 head-on, "Bang! "A sound is like a gong, and the screen goes black in front of you" What's going on? Several logs flew down from the surroundings and smashed at them, and the young man in the wheelhouse of L21 shouted, "Master, have we been discovered?" Middle-aged man: "How is that possible?" The company spent a lot of money to get this thing, shouldn't it! As he spoke, the wood stopped attacking, and the surroundings returned to calm, looking at the stump hanging in the air on the screen, the young man said, "Master, it seems that the enemy is prepared, should we retreat?" "Wait a minute, let's observe first, maybe this is the last line of defense." Looking at the still fluctuating grass, Vincent smiled: "How can it be the most rearly defensive line." "Huh? How does it feel like stepping on a steel plate? As soon as he finished speaking, L21 stepped on the steel ball scattered on the ground, and the mecha spun for a while, staggered and fell directly to the ground, and the young man in the cockpit turned his feet to the sky and knocked out a big red envelope on his head, "Master!" The enemy's fire is too strong, let's retreat! "I'm retreating! But the screen is glued! L21 fell into a pile of mud, and the visual system was completely covered with mud, and they tried to run in the dark while wiping, but then they hit the open power grid again, and the energized power grid "squeaked la!" "Hey! Damn! "Squeak! Lala! "Help!" L21 dances a comical mechanical dance, while the two in the cockpit do a 'cramp dance'. "Pounce~~" L21 is like a boiling kettle, emitting white smoke, and the two people inside have long been electrified into explosive heads that are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. All systems are completely paralyzed, and L21 falls into a trap disguised as grass.

"Caught! Let's go! Sister Mei and Vincent rushed out of the grass with their rifles, and the muzzles of the two were pointed at L21 in the trap, at which time Vincent covered his mouth with his sleeve: "Sister Mei! It's so 'delicious'! At this moment, the smoking cockpit opened, and two blackened and exhausted explosive heads crawled out, "Hands up!" The two raised their hands tremblingly, "Come out!" The two supported each other, just standing on the armor and trying to figure it out, but because the outer armor was too slippery, the two fell directly into a trap full of flies, and a foul smell wafted into their noses, and the young man and the middle-aged man sniffed their bodies and said at the same time: "! Sister Mei: "Shit, to be exact!" At this time, Vincent said to Sister Mei: "Sister Mei, where did you get so much shit?" Sister Mei: "There is tap water in the shit!" "Vincent and the two under the trap vomited at the same time!

At this time, Peterbilt drove in, Agrea and Hu Che walked in front, and Long Wen walked behind with two "pigs", and then I saw two blackened explosion heads in front of the villa maintaining an 'empty chair' posture. Sister Mei held a small leather whip in her hand and slapped the young man's leg: "Stand up straight!" The young man shook his legs and burst into tears, and Hu Che pinched his nose: "Why is it so stinky?" Vincent, who was inspecting the L21, said, "Fell into the manure pit!" At this time, the young man saw Aglaia coming over and hurriedly begged: "Goddess! Goddess! I'm not going to be a paparazzi anymore! I will change my mind and become a new person in the future, please spare me! Middle-aged man: "Why is your position so unfirm!" Sister Mei's whip snapped his buttocks, and the old brother began to beg: "Oops! I have a high-ranking old mother, and a three-year-old child begging the goddess to spare her life! I'm also forced to make a living, and I can't help myself~~Woo woo~~" Aglaia couldn't help but laugh when she saw that they were scorched and covered in feces: "Okay! All right! Sister Mei spare them! Sister Mei put away the whip at this time: "Okay! Just spare you, get out! After hearing this, the two of them both collapsed to the ground and hugged their heads and cried: "Thank you for the organization's tolerance!" The young man: "Master, entertainment is a high-risk profession, let's stop doing it!" Master: "Good apprentice, let's quit and go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and strive to become a Buddha as soon as possible!" Seeing the embarrassment of the two, Aglaya couldn't straighten up at this time.