Chapter 251: Impeaching the Instructor's Head
Don't look at Lin Hongqiang's small grass hut is inconspicuous, but heat stroke, injury, boys' headaches, girls' menstrual cramps...... A whole bunch of people came to see the doctor.
The first class of the class is white and small, and her eyes are in the sand. Come here to join in the fun.
Lin Hongqiang became the attending physician to respond to all changes with the same. used artificial respiration to get the sand out of Bai Xiaoling's eyes.
But whenever boys came to see a doctor, Lin Hongqiang treated them with silver needles. All girls were given artificial respiration.
After a morning, Lin Hongqiang's mouth was numb. But my heart is happy!
A big fat girl in class six broke her foot and neck. Limped in.
Liu Hao took a look, and now there is a good show to watch. Look at Lin Hongqiang giving artificial respiration to this fat girl!
Lin Hongqiang said to the fat girl, "What's wrong with you? ”
"I broke my foot just now, and I heard that you can be cured by kissing it here. That's why I'm here! Chubby chick said.
Lin Hongqiang looked at the fat girl, and his heart churned. "Liu Hao! You come and give her artificial respiration! ”
"Nima, you can do it beautifully, it's my turn to come to these fat ones!" Liu Hao still wants to see Lin Hongqiang kissing the fat girl. But I didn't expect that this kind of drudgery would come to my head.
"I'm not pretty!" The chubby girl is quite confident, and her small eyes are all kinds of amorous.
Lin Hongqiang pushed Liu Hao and said: "The heavenly general is entrusted to the Sven people, and you must kiss the fat girl before you can become benevolent." ”
"What a mess, I don't give her artificial respiration!" Liu Hao looked disgusted.
But the fat girl pursed her lips and waited for someone to kiss her.
"Come on!" Lin Hongqiang added fuel to the fire in the back and pushed Liu Hao over.
Liu Hao called Mom in his heart, don't let this fat girl eat herself.
"Hmm...... Boss Lin! Not...... Save me! Liu Hao rolled his eyes when he was kissed by the fat girl.
Lin Hongqiang looked at the time, and after five minutes, he said, "Okay, the treatment is over!" ”
The fat girl reluctantly pouted, "My feet still hurt a little!" ”
"Let's go!" Liu Hao has the heart to commit suicide. Before I changed schools, no matter where I was, I was a suave and suave person. The beauties around him were wave after wave, hugging left and right, only hating his parents for giving birth to two arms. But now, I actually kissed a fat girl.
The fat girl walked to the door, turned around, and said in a coquettish voice: "I'm from Class 6, and I have time to come and play with me!" ”
Lin Hongqiang and Wu Zhigang stuck out their tongues and vomited together.
"You two don't have a good thing, and no one is allowed to say anything about it today. Whoever says it, I'm in a hurry with whom! Liu Hao kept picking his mouth with his fingers. The fat girl's saliva is flowing into her mouth, which is really frustrating. However, after taking a closer look, Liu Hao still thinks that the fat girl's kissing skills are good.
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Lin Hongqiang's artificial respiration therapy spread like a wind sweeping leaves in the military training team.
Several girls got together and whispered: "Lin Hongqiang has kissed a lot of girls now." ”
"I want him to kiss him too, he's so handsome!"
"Alright, don't think about it. If we are not hurt, he will not kiss us! ”
“……”
The whispers of the girls reached Instructor Lu's ears. He thought to himself, what kind of magic did Lin Hongqiang use. There are so many girls in the school who are obsessed with him.
Taking advantage of the lunch break, Instructor Lu took out his mobile phone. Dialed a number.
"Hey, can you call a few brothers? Help me pack up a guy! ”
Instructor Lu also knew a group of veterans in Changzhou. When I usually have nothing to do, I often get together for a little drink. The elder brother is long and the brother is short, which is quite hot!
They are not a gang, but they are on par with gangs. After all, they must all be trained soldiers, although they have been discharged, but their skills are still there. One hitting three is not a problem.
"Brother Lu, clean up someone!" The person on the other end of the phone asked.
Instructor Lu said: "It's one of my students, and he's angry all day long. I don't like him! ”
"Then you can do it yourself!" The person on the other end of the line said, "Oh, by the way, you're an instructor. It's inconvenient for students to shoot, I understand! ”
Instructor Lu let out a long breath, he was not afraid of inconvenience. It's just that he can't beat Lin Hongqiang at all.
"Come in the evening! We are at the foot of the Snake Mountain, and you can call a few more people. This kid has good skills, and few people who come will suffer. ”
"Then I'll call four people to go with me! Brother Lu, we have settled this matter for you, you have to invite a few brothers to have fun when you come back! ”
Instructor Lu laughed twice and said, "You still need to say this!" ”
After hanging up the phone, Instructor Lu looked at the time, and it was only a quarter past twelve. The afternoon military training didn't start until half past one, so he stood up.
From a distance, I saw the green grass house set up by Lin Hongqiang. Damn, it's like that! There are your good looks at night. See how I clean you up!
Just when Instructor Lu looked at Lin Hongqiang's small grass hut and gritted his teeth with hatred. The phone rang suddenly. He thought it was his brother's call, but when he took it out, it was an unfamiliar number.
After connecting, I heard a girl's clear voice from the other side.
"Hey! Is it Instructor Lu? ”
When Instructor Lu heard such a gentle voice, his bones were crisp all over his body, and he almost sat on the ground.
"You...... You are......! Instructor Lu stammered and asked, he was almost thirty years old, and he didn't have a wife yet. At night, he didn't go to the barbershop alone, and in reality, almost no girl called him. Today, God opened his eyes and let him receive a call from a girl, not to mention the excitement in his heart.
Just by listening to the girl's voice, you know that she is a beautiful girl. Instructor Lu suddenly felt lightheaded, and the heavens and the earth spun.
"I'm Zhu Die, the homeroom teacher of the fourth class of the sophomore year, and I called to ask. The students in our class are still obedient! Zhu Die's soft voice passed through the earpiece, making Instructor Lu numb half of his body.
Instructor Lu finally found a big rock, then sat down, "Return...... OK! ”
Zhu Die hesitated, she was quite relieved of the other students. Only Lin Hongqiang made her suspenseful, and she couldn't be at peace for a moment, she called just to ask Lin Hongqiang if he had made trouble.
"I ...... I want to ask, Lin Hongqiang didn't make trouble! I wish Die a long time before saying this.
Instructor Lu is also the kind of stupid person with developed limbs and a simple mind, and his brain, which is not very sober, was stimulated by the sound of Zhu Die's sweetness like honey. Now it's basically a mess of paste. He didn't expect that the relationship between Zhu Die and Lin Hongqiang was extraordinary.
So Instructor Lu said: "Lin Hongqiang is not bad, I made him a doctor for this military training!" ”
Hehe...... Zhu Die smiled! Instructor Lu's body, which was not numb, is also numb now. Zhu Die can be said to be the youngest, most charming, and sexiest teacher in Seventy-Three University.
After Zhu Die laughed, he said, "If you let him be a doctor, then you will have fun!" ”
"I wish you, teacher, I ...... I...... After this military training, can I treat you to a light meal? Instructor Lu said incoherently.
Zhu Die's side was silent for a while, and Instructor Lu could even hear Zhu Die's heartbeat. In fact, what he heard was not the other party's heartbeat, but his own.
"Good! You can call me then, but I usually don't have time during the day. Preferably in the afternoon after school! ”
"Okay, I'll call you then!" Instructor Lu was overjoyed, he thought it was a good sign.
After hanging up the phone, Instructor Lu looked up. The sky is bluer, the clouds are whiter, and the chirping of birds in the mountains is more pleasant.
I wish Die a phone call, which makes Instructor Lu feel good. Sitting there grinning stupidly and laughing. Even when Lin Hongqiang came to him, he didn't notice it.
"Instructor Lu, I miss my sister! Fun like a fool! Lin Hongqiang said loudly with his eyes wide.
Instructor Lu was agitated and sat up straight. saw Lin Hongqiang standing in front of him with a straw stick in his mouth. Seeing Lin Hongqiang, Instructor Lu's good mood suddenly disappeared.
"What are you doing here?" Instructor Lu asked.
Lin Hongqiang sat next to Instructor Lu and said, "I made you ugly in Lanmeng Cafe the day before yesterday, you won't forget about it!" ”
Instructor Lu smiled and said, "You are a student, I am an instructor." This matter will be reduced to a small matter, and a small matter will be eliminated. ”
Lin Hongqiang stared at Instructor Lu's eyes for a full minute, and he said, "You won't forget, I know people like you, there are different appearances." I tell you, if you want to take revenge on me, come directly. If you play yin, I'll make you cry and go home to your mother. ”
A twenty-year-old kid actually threatened himself. He was ashamed to say that he was going to beat himself to tears. What kind of world is this!
Instructor Lu did not have the majesty of an instructor at all in front of Lin Hongqiang. I can't beat it, I can't say it. Lin Hongqiang has hard fists and a sharp mouth. There is such a freak in the world, and he fucking let himself be put on the shelf, and poured blood mold for eight lifetimes.
"Lin Hongqiang, I'm good to you. You don't have to make an inch! "Although Instructor Lu's head is not too bright, the man's blood is still there. was pressed by Lin Hongqiang step by step, and he had no way out.
"I've got to make inches!" Lin Hongqiang smiled, "I don't even bother to deal with people like you." I want to say that there are many female classmates during military training, especially the ones around me. You junk instructors, you love the idea of beating girls. If you let me know, if you are not honest, the consequences will be much more serious than you think! ”
Lin Hongqiang said and stood up, "Otherwise, the two of us will fight it alone in front of all the classmates once in the afternoon." This account has been written off, and it is not allowed to be mentioned again in the future, you see how it goes. ”
"Single-handedly something! You are a student, I am an instructor, I can't bully the small! Instructor Lu said very gracefully. He thought to himself, you wait, someone will come to pick you up at night, do you still use me to do it myself! Instructor Lu waved his hand and spoke, and accidentally pressed the power switch of his mobile phone.
Lin Hongqiang inadvertently saw Zhu Die's number and appeared on Instructor Lu's mobile phone.
"The surname is Lu, you dare to beat our teacher Zhu's idea!" Lin Hongqiang stepped forward and grabbed the collar of Instructor Lu's clothes. "Don't you want to mess around?"
Instructor Lu didn't expect that Lin Hongqiang would have such a trick. Now that the collar of his clothes was scratched, he suddenly felt a burst of difficulty breathing. A strong pressure made Instructor Lu's face turn red.
"Lin Hongqiang, let me go!" Instructor Lu said in a low voice.
"You dare to harass Teacher Zhu! See how I clean you up! Lin Hongqiang raised his hand as he spoke, and flicked it on Instructor Lu's head.
"Dang!" Don't look at it, it's just a flick, but this is enough for Instructor Lu. He reached out and touched it. "Oops, Lin Hongqiang, pop a big bag out of your head!"
Lin Hongqiang tugged on Instructor Lu's collar and sighed at his fingers. Then he played Instructor Lu more than ten times.
"Lin Hongqiang, you're just here to trouble me, aren't you!" Instructor Lu felt that his head was bigger than just now. This burst of tremors bounced down, and my head was swollen!
"I'm looking for you trouble, you always know the reason!" Lin Hongqiang said in his mouth, his hand did not stop, and he played Instructor Lu in a brilliant spring.