Chapter 971: Officialdom is like a drama that depends on acting skills (ask for subscription!) ）

"The rules are so strict, they are all compared to the current Righteous Path Alliance!" Xu Yinglong quipped.

"That's right, the most stringent rank in the world is in officialdom. Especially in a country like China, the idea of the official standard has existed for thousands of years. The location of the steps of the feudal officialdom, the pattern of the official robe worn, the number of people who opened the road in the carriage, and the size of the "quiet" and "avoid" signboards are all strictly regulated. ”

"Although modern people do not have such pomp and circumstance, they are still influenced by it. The first level has a first-class car, the first level has a first-level office seat, the first level has a first-level health care conditions, and the higher the welfare conditions, the better, and the desperate you squeeze up. There is no one within the scope of authority who does not decorate the official rank to the edge to the corner, and if he can't fight, he will pretend to have a good time. Nangong Pengfei sighed and said.

"Fortunately, I'm not a person in the system, otherwise I wouldn't have died of grievances!" Xu Yinglong said with a smile.

Nangong Pengfei shook his head helplessly and said: "Aggrieved is really aggrieved, not only can you breathe when you are pressed up and down, but many times it also makes you unable to breathe out of breath and have something to say, which makes people feel aggrieved." ”

"Oh, and such a thing?"

"Of course there is, and a lot! There are some things that you know are wrong, but you can't show them in your face. People who mix in officialdom are the most taboo about telling the truth, but they must learn to speak big words, empty words, and lies, and they must take telling lies as a habit. No, as a career. When it comes to the degree to which I believe even if I am not careful, it is the highest level. At present, ** and being an official are the most similar professions, but ** is to sell your body. And it is the mouth that betrays the official. ”

"If you look at those officials just now, I'm afraid that their kung fu is not much worse than those cross talk actors. Whether it's a big truth or a yellow joke, it's all easy to come by. When chatting with us, it's like making a report on stage, it's just blowing a lot, talking about the situation in a good way, and sometimes they don't even believe it, and they feel embarrassed. Therefore, the creed in officialdom is that everything should not be too clear, love and hate should not be too clear, but everything must be clear. Nangong Pengfei said.

Xu Yinglong nodded and said: "When you meet people and talk about three points, you can't throw away all your hearts." This principle is true everywhere, and you should never tell anyone what you really think in your heart. ”

"That's right. Therefore, what is beneficial to oneself in officialdom is correct. I really can't grasp it, but it can be simplified to the following: what is advocated by the superior leader and does not hinder oneself is correct. Nangong Pengfei said helplessly.

"It seems that it is not easy to be an official, not only must you have a high IQ, but you also have to have good eloquence, no wonder so many people are motionless in the position of a small clerk, or the basic skills are not enough!" Xu Yinglong teased.

"Not to mention the basic skills you mentioned, if you want to be a good official, you won't stand still in one position. You don't just have to have the IQ to develop rockets and satellites. The eloquence of a cross talk actor, and at the same time, you must also have the acting skills of an actor. Acting is an indispensable skill for officials, and in many cases, whether you can do a good job depends on your acting skills! Nangong Pengfei said.

"After all, acting is fake, can it really be hidden from everyone?" Xu Yinglong asked with a frown.

"Naturally, it's impossible. A fake is a fake after all, and a fake can never be true. Although it cannot be concealed from the local people, it is easy to deceive individual leaders at higher levels into believing it. If it is to fight for poverty alleviation funds. You have to pretend to be poor, and you have to disguise all the extras as ragged and unkempt. The inspection points were selected in areas with poor conditions and dilapidated premises. If you are striving for the advanced, you have to pretend to be wide. Let the extras dress up all in a radiant way, and inspect and select the most beautiful places. The more big leaders come to inspect, the more crazy they must perform, and they must be a blockbuster. Nangong Pengfei said.

"There are really a lot of doorways, no wonder it's called the unspoken rules of officialdom!" Xu Yinglong said.

"This is just a few words, there are a lot of rules in the real officialdom, fortunately, you are not mixed with officialdom, otherwise you will definitely not stay for too long with your temper. To use a popular phrase nowadays, people like you can live for two episodes at most in TV dramas! Nangong Pengfei said.

After Nangong Pengfei's adjustment, Xu Yinglong's mood was already much better, and he immediately smiled and said: "I said why is your face so thick, it seems that you learned it in this big dye vat, will you become like you if you listen to flattery too much?" ”

"Don't say it, flattery is a necessary quality for an official. Didn't I already tell you that it is your boss who controls your destiny, so you must find ways to make your boss like you and then reuse you. There are many ways to make the leader like it, and patting on the back is the most effective one. Specially pick up obedient words, and do private things for leaders, such people and leaders will like it! Nangong Pengfei said.

"That's really the case, hey, it seems that you are all bad people, how can there be a feeling that everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober?" Xu Yinglong said with a smile.

"Only people like you will be awake, and if we do, then the career will be over. As a deceased dignitary said, you can't pursue the truth, and you can't inquire into things as they are. Let the thankless task of "searching for the truth" be done by intellectuals who think they are smart but are actually very stupid! It's their business. ”

Xu Yinglong smiled and said: "If those doctoral and master's students listen to it, how can it be embarrassing, by the way, I don't think there is a shortage of such highly educated talents in the officialdom, if you say so, then they are the kind of intellectuals who think they are smart but are actually very stupid!" ”

Nangong Pengfei said: "Don't equate diploma with knowledge, that's different." You can't be an official without a diploma, that's an important basis for your promotion. But you can't have advanced knowledge, because with knowledge you will think independently, and independent thinking is a taboo in politics. ”

"Some people go to the civil service after graduating with a doctorate, that is, they have not wanted to study since the day they were studying, and they must be uneducated and unskilled people who can't get along in the major they are studying. Remember, Dr. Zhen does not disdain to be an official, and he will never be able to be an official or be a bad official. ”

"You can say this to me, if you take it outside, I don't know how many people will fight with you!" Xu Yinglong said with a smile.

"Hehe, that's the truth, even though a lot of people don't want to hear it. Of course, I won't tell anyone else, as a qualified official, the city government must be deep. In this way, you can make yourself invincible and stay away from unnecessary trouble! Nangong Pengfei said.

"I kind of understand, having said so much, in fact, what the officialdom believes in is thick black learning. The thicker the skin, the better, and the darker the heart, the better. Xu Yinglong said.

"Not really, there is also a knack for thick black learning, it doesn't mean that you can climb up without shame, nor does it mean that you can sit in a high position if you have a black heart. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just to put being a person in the first place, and then think about doing things, that's all. Nangong Pengfei said.

"Being human? Work? ”

"Yes, when I say being a person and doing things, don't mistake it as having both ability and political integrity. The person who talks about being a person here is knowing how to deal with relationships. It doesn't matter if it's actually work. To be a human being is to weave oneself as a point into the network of relationships up and down, and to become a part of this network, preferably a very important part. ”

Then Nangong Pengfei continued: "Remember, when we talk about who has strong work ability, most of them do not mean that he has strong ability to do things, but that he has strong ability to behave. If you think about it carefully, how many of those people who understand ability as having the ability to do things have a good life? ”

It sounds uncomfortable, but it makes sense when you think about it. Now this society is such a fuck, you may not have a platform to play if you have the ability, so that no matter how capable you are, you are a waste in the eyes of others. So sometimes ability is not the same as strength, and a high IQ is not necessarily higher than an emotional intelligence!

"Talking to me so much is it because you want to train me to be a qualified official?" Xu Yinglong asked with a smile.

"You? Forget it, if a person like you is put in the officialdom, it will be a stone in a pit, smelly and hard, and few will like it! Nangong Pengfei said with a smile.

"Can you still talk, can you still communicate happily?" Xu Yinglong said speechlessly.

"Seriously, you are really not suitable for mixing in officialdom, and you don't have any of the necessary skills for officials you just mentioned. If you concentrate on the development of officialdom, I don't know how many people will stick villains behind your back! Nangong Pengfei said.

"Forget it, I won't tell you, you can arrange it, we will go to the suburbs of Rongcheng in the afternoon. Those local people in Xichuan can come if they can, and we don't force it if they can't! Xu Yinglong said.

"Okay! No problem! Nangong Pengfei said. (To be continued.) )